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2012-10-23 08:50:29 PM

jtown: Zarquon's Flat Tire: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Dude for a good meal I'll dye my hair. See you at 8:30.

Are you prepared to touch him inappropriately?


No, but if he gets fresh my response will be appropriate.
 
2012-10-23 08:50:33 PM

FunkOut: Um, you know, Americans, maybe you should take all the freedom and liberty stuff off your official brochures for the country and replace them with stuff about "security" and "order". I mean, unless you're planning some kind of reboot of the country in the next little while.


was discussing similar with Mom this morning. as in, we are living under what they used to tell us it was like to be in commie Russia. sad thing is, it's supposed to be so great here, but in many ways its much worse in many other places. due process, for instance. in some lands your future is decided by some dooshbags whim at the moment. but in the usa you're screwed according to due process. so, theres that. on the plus side at least they lie to us and humor us. some places you don't even get that. freedom and liberty are just words scrawled on a bathroom wall. we have stick shifts and fast food. that's guaranteed in the Constitution.

ps: you have excellent taste in music
 
2012-10-23 08:56:07 PM

the801: you know those fake penis things they sell with clean artificial urine to pass drug tests? i'd really love to fill one with slightly watered down mayonnaise and go thru one of those checkpoints.

'GOD! i haven't been touched like that since grade school!'


You'd hold up the line, get arrested and likely have the people behind you who are just trying to get home/where-ever beat the shiat out of you.

There are ways to express your dislike for the TSA, but on line to a flight having already purchased your tickets with a few dozen people behind you is NOT the time. Civil disobedience only works as a form of protest when it directly impacts the ability of the people you're protesting to do their jobs which is one of the major things people seem to get wrong. It's why demonstrations and picketing rarely ever works and it's why attention whoring stunts like making a mess all over yourself on line also does not work. The more you fark with the TSA while actually on line, the more you're encouraging them to make their policies even more invasive.

Boycotting flight doesn't help either because that just hurts the airline companies and forces them to make cut backs that will further make travel miserable for those that have no choice, but to take a plane. The TSA is a government agency - they're funded entirely separately and there are already plans to put them on other forms of transport.
 
2012-10-23 08:57:08 PM

Weaver95: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.


bigbabysurfer: Weaver95: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.

This made my day!


Girion47: Wow, you mention a girlfriend, have a pic of her in your profile, and then proceed to ask a woman out on a date?

trashy.


Creating new login in 3...2...1...
 
2012-10-23 08:57:27 PM

CygnusDarius: lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR

You don't know man, you're not a veteran of the rickroll wars, you don't know what it was like.


No one was spared. Not even the links of he who shall not be named.
 
2012-10-23 08:59:34 PM

AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.


If you are FARKING, STFU about wasting time, mmmmmmmmmmkay!
 
2012-10-23 09:00:34 PM
Doug Stanhope has something to say about this. #OPTOFF
 
2012-10-23 09:01:20 PM
stupid activist judges
 
2012-10-23 09:01:38 PM
It's easy, Walk up and say, "hiya sexy!" Either your pat down will be brief or you will have a good time, take your pick no losers there, except homophobes and people without a sense of humor.
 
2012-10-23 09:03:00 PM
correction
#OPTINGOFF

/i'm an idiot
 
2012-10-23 09:03:04 PM
You know, I just don't get why people don't start a movement.

Inform each other about Jury nullification... tell each other that every single citizen can just tell the court to go fark itself on any case where someone resists or attacks the TSA.

Then have citizens just walk right past the TSA and tell them to go stuff their checks.

Seriously, if everyone did this... and told the federal govt to go fark itself in regards to the TSA we could eliminate the TSA and their groping in no time.

Jury nullification is our right as citizens to overturn unjust laws.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_nullification

Sometimes citizens have to just step up and tell the courts and the feds and everyone else "NO! No more! Beyond this line you will not cross and we are pushing you back. If you try this any longer we will resist and resist with force. You are meant to be the servants of the will of the people and the people tell you, NO! Resist this and we will slay you for betraying our will"
 
2012-10-23 09:04:16 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: i'm gonna get a job with the TSA, and see just how far i can go touching little girlz without getting fired


You are definitely TSA material, Jon. Go for it!
 
2012-10-23 09:04:44 PM

Kanemano: Counter point:

As a semi-frequent air traveler with an artificial hip I get the pat down every time, I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional, maybe it's because I am usually going to vacation areas or I use the "don't be a dick" rule


A polite groping is still a groping.
 
2012-10-23 09:05:09 PM
Need a video of the incident to determine who is lying.

Sounds like the biatch caused a disturbance.
It's bad enough waiting for the TSA to fondle everyone.
Worse when some nutcase waits till you've got a flight to catch to make a point.
 
2012-10-23 09:06:51 PM

xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.
 
2012-10-23 09:06:54 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: CygnusDarius: lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR

You don't know man, you're not a veteran of the rickroll wars, you don't know what it was like.

No one was spared. Not even the links of he who shall not be named.


Man, I miss that guy. Sure, his links were visually raping your eyes, but the reactions were funny.
 
2012-10-23 09:07:03 PM
The people have gotten exactly what they asked for. Hell, TSA is a great job for homosexuals and peodophiles. The TSA, where everyday is a freebie feely day.
 
2012-10-23 09:10:23 PM
I didn't know they were "encumbered" in the first place, since airports never have been anyway.
 
2012-10-23 09:11:31 PM
I hear that having worked for the TSA wil automatically get someone into the priesthood.
 
2012-10-23 09:11:35 PM

lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR


Oh noes! You might have to give some indication of the stupid farkin' video you think everyone will enjoy so much! THE FARKING HORROR!
 
2012-10-23 09:12:12 PM
It's getting so a college drop-out rent-a-cop can't even feel on a 14-year-old girl's crotch in public anymore. I hope you liberals are happy.
 
2012-10-23 09:12:41 PM

Linkster: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

If you are FARKING, STFU about wasting time, mmmmmmmmmmkay!


Is everything all right at home? You seem kind of... unstable.
 
2012-10-23 09:14:57 PM

The last name I had was pretty gay...: Subby might be reaching, TFA:
Abbott eventually allowed her then-14-year-old daughter to undergo the pat-down, but then she refused a pat-down for herself and was arrested..

TL;DR: Mother was arrested for refusing a pat-down at an airport security checkpoint.

Air travel requires you to be groped. It's just the way it is now. Get used to it, or go by train or bus.


We need a national Fark With the TSA day. I vote April 21.
 
2012-10-23 09:16:03 PM

Noticeably F.A.T.: Kanemano: Counter point:

As a semi-frequent air traveler with an artificial hip I get the pat down every time, I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional, maybe it's because I am usually going to vacation areas or I use the "don't be a dick" rule

A polite groping is still a groping.


I use the "GET YOUR HAND OFF MY DICK!" rule.
 
2012-10-23 09:16:42 PM

lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR


Also: Are you aware you can imbed the farking video in the farking post? Fark you if you're too lazy or incompetent or inconsiderate to do that.
 
2012-10-23 09:18:04 PM
Trials like this should become set ups. If the jury finds the woman guilty for assault then they're all flogged in the public square for being idiots. If the Judge upholds the decision then he gets removed from the bench. We could call them Common Sense Trial Parties or something, anything involving cake, because people like cake.

/unless its a lie
//deadhorse
 
2012-10-23 09:18:10 PM
"I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.
 
2012-10-23 09:20:01 PM

CygnusDarius: Zarquon's Flat Tire: CygnusDarius: lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR

You don't know man, you're not a veteran of the rickroll wars, you don't know what it was like.

No one was spared. Not even the links of he who shall not be named.

Man, I miss that guy. Sure, his links were visually raping your eyes, but the reactions were funny.


And they were always oddly fitting. And fewer repeats than you would imagine for how prolific he was.
 
2012-10-23 09:20:04 PM

RedVentrue: Noticeably F.A.T.: Kanemano: Counter point:

As a semi-frequent air traveler with an artificial hip I get the pat down every time, I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional, maybe it's because I am usually going to vacation areas or I use the "don't be a dick" rule

A polite groping is still a groping.

I use the "GET YOUR HAND OFF MY DICK!" rule.


You do know that they don't actually touch your dick or cup your balls and ask you to cough, you have to tip for that.
 
2012-10-23 09:20:16 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Dude for a good meal I'll dye my hair. See you at 8:30.


I'll share my bottle color. It's super cheap and seems to do the trick ;)
 
2012-10-23 09:20:38 PM

mikewadestr: I hear that having worked for the TSA wil automatically get someone into the priesthood.


I heard it's the other way around. You train to grope children in the priesthood, and when you become thoroughly proficient, you may be called upon to practice in public.
 
2012-10-23 09:21:35 PM

atomicmask: "I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.


I like the option where we remove the TSA. If nothing else at least it is one more muslim extremist gone if they attempt a hijacking.

Actually, I've never thought about this...but wouldn't it be cheaper to just keep an air marshal on every flight as opposed to hiring a gaggle of idiots that do nothing
 
2012-10-23 09:21:54 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: i'm gonna get a job with the TSA, and see just how far i can go touching little girlz without getting fired


There's no way you could get away with this. They'd notice you were singling out little girls, and you'd get busted.

So, obviously, the solution is to fondle everyone inappropriately. Girls, boys, nuns, guys carrying colostomy bags.

Then they won't say, "Hey, that Jon is a creep"; instead, they'll say "That Jon is a credit to the TSA."
 
2012-10-23 09:24:22 PM

Gone In 26 Minutes: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Because a woman with a very sour expression on an extremely light-saturated face that hides her complexion screams 'farkable' to me. Is this some sort of neo-hipster shiat? 'I liked meh-looking women before it was cool.' You sound like you don't see many women in real life much.

/No offense to Bon, though I feel like you aren't on Fark for people to blow smoke up your ass about your looks


None taken - you are welcome to call me a lesbian trollface wart and it wouldn't bother me. I've been called worse and it's just Fark. I'm still happily married :)

And it's just good lighting (you're on the money).
 
2012-10-23 09:25:21 PM

Bontesla: Zarquon's Flat Tire: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Dude for a good meal I'll dye my hair. See you at 8:30.

I'll share my bottle color. It's super cheap and seems to do the trick ;)


So see you at 7, got it.
 
2012-10-23 09:25:35 PM
It's not the 1st Amendment that concerns me regarding the TSA; it's that pesky 4th one.
 
2012-10-23 09:26:01 PM
if your in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out.
 
2012-10-23 09:26:10 PM

ThatDarkFellow: atomicmask: "I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.

I like the option where we remove the TSA. If nothing else at least it is one more muslim extremist gone if they attempt a hijacking.

Actually, I've never thought about this...but wouldn't it be cheaper to just keep an air marshal on every flight as opposed to hiring a gaggle of idiots that do nothing


Yes and when a flight marshal has to fire a weapon inside a pressurized cabin to stop a muslim extremist from using box cutters/a bomb and blowing everyone up, how much do you wanna be in that situation?

It is best to catch them before the only way out of the situation is a thousand feet dive into the ground.
 
2012-10-23 09:27:20 PM

atomicmask: ThatDarkFellow: atomicmask: "I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.

I like the option where we remove the TSA. If nothing else at least it is one more muslim extremist gone if they attempt a hijacking.

Actually, I've never thought about this...but wouldn't it be cheaper to just keep an air marshal on every flight as opposed to hiring a gaggle of idiots that do nothing

Yes and when a flight marshal has to fire a weapon inside a pressurized cabin to stop a muslim extremist from using box cutters/a bomb and blowing everyone up, how much do you wanna be in that situation?

It is best to catch them before the only way out of the situation is a thousand feet dive into the ground.


Dude, firing a weapon inside a pressurized cabin wouldn't cause the plane to explode.
 
2012-10-23 09:28:49 PM

atomicmask: Yes and when a flight marshal has to fire a weapon inside a pressurized cabin to stop a muslim extremist from using box cutters/a bomb and blowing everyone up, how much do you wanna be in that situation?

It is best to catch them before the only way out of the situation is a thousand feet dive into the ground.


I'd take the air marshal over security theater that probably wouldn't even catch a determined terrorist.
 
2012-10-23 09:29:23 PM

atomicmask: "I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.


The TSA have never caught a terrorist. Lots of grannys , though.
 
2012-10-23 09:30:48 PM

atomicmask: ThatDarkFellow: atomicmask: "I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.

I like the option where we remove the TSA. If nothing else at least it is one more muslim extremist gone if they attempt a hijacking.

Actually, I've never thought about this...but wouldn't it be cheaper to just keep an air marshal on every flight as opposed to hiring a gaggle of idiots that do nothing

Yes and when a flight marshal has to fire a weapon inside a pressurized cabin to stop a muslim extremist from using box cutters/a bomb and blowing everyone up, how much do you wanna be in that situation?

It is best to catch them before the only way out of the situation is a thousand feet dive into the ground.


Eh, a little extreme there. I don't think the air marshal needs to fire a gun, other weapons exist. Airports would go back to providing their own security. It wouldn't just be an "everyone on the plane, no tickets, all smiles!" thing.
 
2012-10-23 09:31:18 PM

Arctic Phoenix: atomicmask: ThatDarkFellow: atomicmask: "I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.

I like the option where we remove the TSA. If nothing else at least it is one more muslim extremist gone if they attempt a hijacking.

Actually, I've never thought about this...but wouldn't it be cheaper to just keep an air marshal on every flight as opposed to hiring a gaggle of idiots that do nothing

Yes and when a flight marshal has to fire a weapon inside a pressurized cabin to stop a muslim extremist from using box cutters/a bomb and blowing everyone up, how much do you wanna be in that situation?

It is best to catch them before the only way out of the situation is a thousand feet dive into the ground.

Dude, firing a weapon inside a pressurized cabin wouldn't cause the plane to explode.


No, it wont...that was not the point. The point is putting a hole in the cabin of such a vehicle is dangerous...firing a gun on the ground is dangerous enough, now just stick that gun 20 thousand feet up in about the room of 3 buses end to end.
 
2012-10-23 09:31:19 PM

Kanemano: RedVentrue: Noticeably F.A.T.: Kanemano: Counter point:

As a semi-frequent air traveler with an artificial hip I get the pat down every time, I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional, maybe it's because I am usually going to vacation areas or I use the "don't be a dick" rule

A polite groping is still a groping.

I use the "GET YOUR HAND OFF MY DICK!" rule.

You do know that they don't actually touch your dick or cup your balls and ask you to cough, you have to tip for that.


They must really like me then.
 
2012-10-23 09:31:29 PM
....that is in the off chance the cabin would explode
 
2012-10-23 09:31:32 PM
The troops will put a stop to this. They protect our freedom.
 
2012-10-23 09:32:53 PM
Has anyone been able to figure out what subby meant by "First Amendment" yet?
 
2012-10-23 09:33:53 PM

atomicmask: ThatDarkFellow: atomicmask: "I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.

I like the option where we remove the TSA. If nothing else at least it is one more muslim extremist gone if they attempt a hijacking.

Actually, I've never thought about this...but wouldn't it be cheaper to just keep an air marshal on every flight as opposed to hiring a gaggle of idiots that do nothing

Yes and when a flight marshal has to fire a weapon inside a pressurized cabin to stop a muslim extremist from using box cutters/a bomb and blowing everyone up, how much do you wanna be in that situation?

It is best to catch them before the only way out of the situation is a thousand feet dive into the ground.


TAZER
 
2012-10-23 09:34:20 PM

Bontesla: xynix: Bontesla: xynix:
I'm also married.


Bummer.

/Wednesday then?
 
2012-10-23 09:34:40 PM

fusillade762: Has anyone been able to figure out what subby meant by "First Amendment" yet?


Should be 4th
 
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