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2012-10-23 05:03:50 PM  
exercising free speech =! assault
 
2012-10-23 05:10:49 PM  

Voiceofreason01: exercising free speech =! assault


RTFA - "disorderly conduct" != "assault," either.

But what else can we expect from a clusterfark of undereducated douchebags who can't even be honest about their job titles?

"Officers," indeed. Bullshiat.
 
2012-10-23 05:11:11 PM  
I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.
 
2012-10-23 05:16:30 PM  
 
2012-10-23 07:35:14 PM  

xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.


What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.
 
2012-10-23 07:41:45 PM  

Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.


Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?
 
2012-10-23 08:03:07 PM  
shiat .. why is this being greenlit.
 
2012-10-23 08:12:50 PM  

xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.


because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.
 
2012-10-23 08:21:11 PM  

Weaver95: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.


This made my day!
 
2012-10-23 08:22:19 PM  
LOL BAHAHAHAHAHA PWNT.
 
2012-10-23 08:22:21 PM  
i'm gonna get a job with the TSA, and see just how far i can go touching little girlz without getting fired
 
2012-10-23 08:22:33 PM  
I would think that if enough people would refuse to use any transportation that required a TSA 'physical', the airline industry would use its influence to put the kibosh on this security theater insanity.

/ Money talks.
 
2012-10-23 08:24:10 PM  
30 days in jail for yelling? WTF?

Also, xynix, I'm in ATL too. Do I get an invite?
 
2012-10-23 08:24:56 PM  
All Animals are equal, some are just more equal than others.
 
2012-10-23 08:25:09 PM  

xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.


toxichominid.comtoxichominid.comtoxichominid.com
 
2012-10-23 08:26:36 PM  

Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.


Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.
 
2012-10-23 08:26:52 PM  
Subby might be reaching, TFA:
Abbott eventually allowed her then-14-year-old daughter to undergo the pat-down, but then she refused a pat-down for herself and was arrested..

TL;DR: Mother was arrested for refusing a pat-down at an airport security checkpoint.

Air travel requires you to be groped. It's just the way it is now. Get used to it, or go by train or bus.
 
2012-10-23 08:26:55 PM  
The anal rapings will continue until morale improves.
 
2012-10-23 08:27:07 PM  

xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Dude for a good meal I'll dye my hair. See you at 8:30.
 
2012-10-23 08:27:30 PM  

Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.


Well played.
 
2012-10-23 08:27:43 PM  
www.all-gamers.net
 
2012-10-23 08:28:04 PM  
I'm not in ATL, but I could be if given enough notice.
 
2012-10-23 08:28:23 PM  

xynix: Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Well, obviously we have a rapist in TotalFark. He's climbin' in yo windows, he's snatchin' yo people up, tryin' to rape 'em. So y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause they rapin' everybody out here.
 
2012-10-23 08:30:14 PM  

xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.


"A" for effort!
/I call dibs on the blonde in his profile pic! Assuming that's his girlfriend and assuming she reads all this.
 
2012-10-23 08:30:34 PM  
I didn't see anything about a judge making a ruling as a matter of law, or fact.
 
2012-10-23 08:31:16 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-23 08:32:31 PM  

xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


But don't be late, he has to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2012-10-23 08:32:39 PM  
Um, you know, Americans, maybe you should take all the freedom and liberty stuff off your official brochures for the country and replace them with stuff about "security" and "order". I mean, unless you're planning some kind of reboot of the country in the next little while.
 
2012-10-23 08:32:47 PM  
Hah! I had an Atari Lynx - still do somewhere. Not sure of functional status however.
 
2012-10-23 08:33:00 PM  
xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because you touch yourself to profile pics
 
2012-10-23 08:34:05 PM  
This is why I refuse to fly. Amtrak for me. At least they get to tell the TSA to stuff it when they want to do their whole police state thing. I know they are subject to TSA requirements the same as airlines are, but they stood their ground (how I wish that was in the Floridian sense) when the TSA wanted to do the same intrusive stuff in train stations that they do at airports.

I'd rather my taxpayer subsidies went to Amtrak than to the airport TSA folks.
 
2012-10-23 08:35:35 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Dude for a good meal I'll dye my hair. See you at 8:30.


Are you prepared to touch him inappropriately?
 
2012-10-23 08:36:07 PM  

AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.


Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR
 
2012-10-23 08:36:40 PM  
Atari Lynx rocked! It was the best handheld at the time, no doubt. At one time I owned both a Lynx and an Atari Portfolio (with modem!). Those were the days.
 
2012-10-23 08:36:58 PM  

mattberg: I didn't see anything about a judge making a ruling as a matter of law, or fact.


THANK you. All jury fail far as I can tell.
 
2012-10-23 08:37:23 PM  

fta

Abbott eventually allowed her then-14-year-old daughter to undergo the pat-down, but then she refused a pat-down for herself and was arrested.

So she allowed her daughter to be felt up, but refused it for herself.

O.o Great parenting there lady.
 
2012-10-23 08:37:59 PM  

xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Hey, down the street from the house. I wonder if I can sneak out?
 
2012-10-23 08:41:29 PM  

xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Because a woman with a very sour expression on an extremely light-saturated face that hides her complexion screams 'farkable' to me. Is this some sort of neo-hipster shiat? 'I liked meh-looking women before it was cool.' You sound like you don't see many women in real life much.

/No offense to Bon, though I feel like you aren't on Fark for people to blow smoke up your ass about your looks
 
2012-10-23 08:41:48 PM  
4.mshcdn.com
 
2012-10-23 08:42:21 PM  
The mother sounds like an AW.

Then again, I've never had a problem with post 9/11 security.

PRE 9/11 security, on the other hand, was grossly incompetent, as opposed to the currently mostly incompetent. And half of them couldn't speak English.
 
2012-10-23 08:42:42 PM  
Guys, guys, we need to focus on what's really important: How to make the TSA's job more fun and interesting.

/'tis the season, btw
//the season for groping
 
2012-10-23 08:43:07 PM  
Counter point:

As a semi-frequent air traveler with an artificial hip I get the pat down every time, I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional, maybe it's because I am usually going to vacation areas or I use the "don't be a dick" rule
 
2012-10-23 08:43:21 PM  

OnlyM3: fta
Abbott eventually allowed her then-14-year-old daughter to undergo the pat-down, but then she refused a pat-down for herself and was arrested.
So she allowed her daughter to be felt up, but refused it for herself.

O.o Great parenting there lady.


The mother probably just decided to file it under "practical sex ed" or something.
 
2012-10-23 08:43:41 PM  

Arctic Phoenix: The mother sounds like an AW.

Then again, I've never had a problem with post 9/11 security.

PRE 9/11 security, on the other hand, was grossly incompetent, as opposed to the currently mostly incompetent. And half of them couldn't speak English.


So a few $reallybignumbers later and nothing's really changed. Sounds about right.
 
2012-10-23 08:44:16 PM  

lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR


You don't know man, you're not a veteran of the rickroll wars, you don't know what it was like.
 
2012-10-23 08:44:49 PM  
Haven't flown since the cancer scanners went in. Have been a few LONG drives for vacations since, but at least I feel like I haven't traded my integrity for convenience.

If it were just me that would be one thing, but I have a 7 year old kid, who was 4 when the new procedures went into place.

He will not be touched by the TSA.
 
2012-10-23 08:46:25 PM  
you know those fake penis things they sell with clean artificial urine to pass drug tests? i'd really love to fill one with slightly watered down mayonnaise and go thru one of those checkpoints.

'GOD! i haven't been touched like that since grade school!'
 
2012-10-23 08:47:23 PM  

xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Wow, you mention a girlfriend, have a pic of her in your profile, and then proceed to ask a woman out on a date?

trashy.
 
2012-10-23 08:47:51 PM  

Kanemano: Counter point:

As a semi-frequent air traveler with an artificial hip I get the pat down every time, I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional, maybe it's because I am usually going to vacation areas or I use the "don't be a dick" rule


I don't know. I'm not a frequent air traveler at all, but when I do take a plane, I am never a dick. Being a dick just holds me up and holds up the line. It doesn't stop the TSA from being extremely rude and curt with me, though.

I've strangely never gotten a groping, though. I just got the customary wanding. I must not be gropeable=( How humiliating!
 
2012-10-23 08:49:54 PM  

Kanemano: Counter point:

As a semi-frequent air traveler with an artificial hip I get the pat down every time, I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional, maybe it's because I am usually going to vacation areas or I use the "don't be a dick" rule


It's amazing how effective this is when dealing with anyone. I don't like most people, but I try not to be a dick toward them, and guess what? I rarely have problems with others.
 
2012-10-23 08:50:29 PM  

jtown: Zarquon's Flat Tire: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Dude for a good meal I'll dye my hair. See you at 8:30.

Are you prepared to touch him inappropriately?


No, but if he gets fresh my response will be appropriate.
 
2012-10-23 08:50:33 PM  

FunkOut: Um, you know, Americans, maybe you should take all the freedom and liberty stuff off your official brochures for the country and replace them with stuff about "security" and "order". I mean, unless you're planning some kind of reboot of the country in the next little while.


was discussing similar with Mom this morning. as in, we are living under what they used to tell us it was like to be in commie Russia. sad thing is, it's supposed to be so great here, but in many ways its much worse in many other places. due process, for instance. in some lands your future is decided by some dooshbags whim at the moment. but in the usa you're screwed according to due process. so, theres that. on the plus side at least they lie to us and humor us. some places you don't even get that. freedom and liberty are just words scrawled on a bathroom wall. we have stick shifts and fast food. that's guaranteed in the Constitution.

ps: you have excellent taste in music
 
2012-10-23 08:56:07 PM  

the801: you know those fake penis things they sell with clean artificial urine to pass drug tests? i'd really love to fill one with slightly watered down mayonnaise and go thru one of those checkpoints.

'GOD! i haven't been touched like that since grade school!'


You'd hold up the line, get arrested and likely have the people behind you who are just trying to get home/where-ever beat the shiat out of you.

There are ways to express your dislike for the TSA, but on line to a flight having already purchased your tickets with a few dozen people behind you is NOT the time. Civil disobedience only works as a form of protest when it directly impacts the ability of the people you're protesting to do their jobs which is one of the major things people seem to get wrong. It's why demonstrations and picketing rarely ever works and it's why attention whoring stunts like making a mess all over yourself on line also does not work. The more you fark with the TSA while actually on line, the more you're encouraging them to make their policies even more invasive.

Boycotting flight doesn't help either because that just hurts the airline companies and forces them to make cut backs that will further make travel miserable for those that have no choice, but to take a plane. The TSA is a government agency - they're funded entirely separately and there are already plans to put them on other forms of transport.
 
2012-10-23 08:57:08 PM  

Weaver95: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.


bigbabysurfer: Weaver95: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.

This made my day!


Girion47: Wow, you mention a girlfriend, have a pic of her in your profile, and then proceed to ask a woman out on a date?

trashy.


Creating new login in 3...2...1...
 
2012-10-23 08:57:27 PM  

CygnusDarius: lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR

You don't know man, you're not a veteran of the rickroll wars, you don't know what it was like.


No one was spared. Not even the links of he who shall not be named.
 
2012-10-23 08:59:34 PM  

AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.


If you are FARKING, STFU about wasting time, mmmmmmmmmmkay!
 
2012-10-23 09:00:34 PM  
Doug Stanhope has something to say about this. #OPTOFF
 
2012-10-23 09:01:20 PM  
stupid activist judges
 
2012-10-23 09:01:38 PM  
It's easy, Walk up and say, "hiya sexy!" Either your pat down will be brief or you will have a good time, take your pick no losers there, except homophobes and people without a sense of humor.
 
2012-10-23 09:03:00 PM  
correction
#OPTINGOFF

/i'm an idiot
 
2012-10-23 09:03:04 PM  
You know, I just don't get why people don't start a movement.

Inform each other about Jury nullification... tell each other that every single citizen can just tell the court to go fark itself on any case where someone resists or attacks the TSA.

Then have citizens just walk right past the TSA and tell them to go stuff their checks.

Seriously, if everyone did this... and told the federal govt to go fark itself in regards to the TSA we could eliminate the TSA and their groping in no time.

Jury nullification is our right as citizens to overturn unjust laws.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_nullification

Sometimes citizens have to just step up and tell the courts and the feds and everyone else "NO! No more! Beyond this line you will not cross and we are pushing you back. If you try this any longer we will resist and resist with force. You are meant to be the servants of the will of the people and the people tell you, NO! Resist this and we will slay you for betraying our will"
 
2012-10-23 09:04:16 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: i'm gonna get a job with the TSA, and see just how far i can go touching little girlz without getting fired


You are definitely TSA material, Jon. Go for it!
 
2012-10-23 09:04:44 PM  

Kanemano: Counter point:

As a semi-frequent air traveler with an artificial hip I get the pat down every time, I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional, maybe it's because I am usually going to vacation areas or I use the "don't be a dick" rule


A polite groping is still a groping.
 
2012-10-23 09:05:09 PM  
Need a video of the incident to determine who is lying.

Sounds like the biatch caused a disturbance.
It's bad enough waiting for the TSA to fondle everyone.
Worse when some nutcase waits till you've got a flight to catch to make a point.
 
2012-10-23 09:06:51 PM  

xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.
 
2012-10-23 09:06:54 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: CygnusDarius: lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR

You don't know man, you're not a veteran of the rickroll wars, you don't know what it was like.

No one was spared. Not even the links of he who shall not be named.


Man, I miss that guy. Sure, his links were visually raping your eyes, but the reactions were funny.
 
2012-10-23 09:07:03 PM  
The people have gotten exactly what they asked for. Hell, TSA is a great job for homosexuals and peodophiles. The TSA, where everyday is a freebie feely day.
 
2012-10-23 09:10:23 PM  
I didn't know they were "encumbered" in the first place, since airports never have been anyway.
 
2012-10-23 09:11:31 PM  
I hear that having worked for the TSA wil automatically get someone into the priesthood.
 
2012-10-23 09:11:35 PM  

lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR


Oh noes! You might have to give some indication of the stupid farkin' video you think everyone will enjoy so much! THE FARKING HORROR!
 
2012-10-23 09:12:12 PM  
It's getting so a college drop-out rent-a-cop can't even feel on a 14-year-old girl's crotch in public anymore. I hope you liberals are happy.
 
2012-10-23 09:12:41 PM  

Linkster: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

If you are FARKING, STFU about wasting time, mmmmmmmmmmkay!


Is everything all right at home? You seem kind of... unstable.
 
2012-10-23 09:14:57 PM  

The last name I had was pretty gay...: Subby might be reaching, TFA:
Abbott eventually allowed her then-14-year-old daughter to undergo the pat-down, but then she refused a pat-down for herself and was arrested..

TL;DR: Mother was arrested for refusing a pat-down at an airport security checkpoint.

Air travel requires you to be groped. It's just the way it is now. Get used to it, or go by train or bus.


We need a national Fark With the TSA day. I vote April 21.
 
2012-10-23 09:16:03 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: Kanemano: Counter point:

As a semi-frequent air traveler with an artificial hip I get the pat down every time, I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional, maybe it's because I am usually going to vacation areas or I use the "don't be a dick" rule

A polite groping is still a groping.


I use the "GET YOUR HAND OFF MY DICK!" rule.
 
2012-10-23 09:16:42 PM  

lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR


Also: Are you aware you can imbed the farking video in the farking post? Fark you if you're too lazy or incompetent or inconsiderate to do that.
 
2012-10-23 09:18:04 PM  
Trials like this should become set ups. If the jury finds the woman guilty for assault then they're all flogged in the public square for being idiots. If the Judge upholds the decision then he gets removed from the bench. We could call them Common Sense Trial Parties or something, anything involving cake, because people like cake.

/unless its a lie
//deadhorse
 
2012-10-23 09:18:10 PM  
"I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.
 
2012-10-23 09:20:01 PM  

CygnusDarius: Zarquon's Flat Tire: CygnusDarius: lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR

You don't know man, you're not a veteran of the rickroll wars, you don't know what it was like.

No one was spared. Not even the links of he who shall not be named.

Man, I miss that guy. Sure, his links were visually raping your eyes, but the reactions were funny.


And they were always oddly fitting. And fewer repeats than you would imagine for how prolific he was.
 
2012-10-23 09:20:04 PM  

RedVentrue: Noticeably F.A.T.: Kanemano: Counter point:

As a semi-frequent air traveler with an artificial hip I get the pat down every time, I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional, maybe it's because I am usually going to vacation areas or I use the "don't be a dick" rule

A polite groping is still a groping.

I use the "GET YOUR HAND OFF MY DICK!" rule.


You do know that they don't actually touch your dick or cup your balls and ask you to cough, you have to tip for that.
 
2012-10-23 09:20:16 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Dude for a good meal I'll dye my hair. See you at 8:30.


I'll share my bottle color. It's super cheap and seems to do the trick ;)
 
2012-10-23 09:20:38 PM  

mikewadestr: I hear that having worked for the TSA wil automatically get someone into the priesthood.


I heard it's the other way around. You train to grope children in the priesthood, and when you become thoroughly proficient, you may be called upon to practice in public.
 
2012-10-23 09:21:35 PM  

atomicmask: "I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.


I like the option where we remove the TSA. If nothing else at least it is one more muslim extremist gone if they attempt a hijacking.

Actually, I've never thought about this...but wouldn't it be cheaper to just keep an air marshal on every flight as opposed to hiring a gaggle of idiots that do nothing
 
2012-10-23 09:21:54 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: i'm gonna get a job with the TSA, and see just how far i can go touching little girlz without getting fired


There's no way you could get away with this. They'd notice you were singling out little girls, and you'd get busted.

So, obviously, the solution is to fondle everyone inappropriately. Girls, boys, nuns, guys carrying colostomy bags.

Then they won't say, "Hey, that Jon is a creep"; instead, they'll say "That Jon is a credit to the TSA."
 
2012-10-23 09:24:22 PM  

Gone In 26 Minutes: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Because a woman with a very sour expression on an extremely light-saturated face that hides her complexion screams 'farkable' to me. Is this some sort of neo-hipster shiat? 'I liked meh-looking women before it was cool.' You sound like you don't see many women in real life much.

/No offense to Bon, though I feel like you aren't on Fark for people to blow smoke up your ass about your looks


None taken - you are welcome to call me a lesbian trollface wart and it wouldn't bother me. I've been called worse and it's just Fark. I'm still happily married :)

And it's just good lighting (you're on the money).
 
2012-10-23 09:25:21 PM  

Bontesla: Zarquon's Flat Tire: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Dude for a good meal I'll dye my hair. See you at 8:30.

I'll share my bottle color. It's super cheap and seems to do the trick ;)


So see you at 7, got it.
 
2012-10-23 09:25:35 PM  
It's not the 1st Amendment that concerns me regarding the TSA; it's that pesky 4th one.
 
2012-10-23 09:26:01 PM  
if your in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out.
 
2012-10-23 09:26:10 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: atomicmask: "I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.

I like the option where we remove the TSA. If nothing else at least it is one more muslim extremist gone if they attempt a hijacking.

Actually, I've never thought about this...but wouldn't it be cheaper to just keep an air marshal on every flight as opposed to hiring a gaggle of idiots that do nothing


Yes and when a flight marshal has to fire a weapon inside a pressurized cabin to stop a muslim extremist from using box cutters/a bomb and blowing everyone up, how much do you wanna be in that situation?

It is best to catch them before the only way out of the situation is a thousand feet dive into the ground.
 
2012-10-23 09:27:20 PM  

atomicmask: ThatDarkFellow: atomicmask: "I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.

I like the option where we remove the TSA. If nothing else at least it is one more muslim extremist gone if they attempt a hijacking.

Actually, I've never thought about this...but wouldn't it be cheaper to just keep an air marshal on every flight as opposed to hiring a gaggle of idiots that do nothing

Yes and when a flight marshal has to fire a weapon inside a pressurized cabin to stop a muslim extremist from using box cutters/a bomb and blowing everyone up, how much do you wanna be in that situation?

It is best to catch them before the only way out of the situation is a thousand feet dive into the ground.


Dude, firing a weapon inside a pressurized cabin wouldn't cause the plane to explode.
 
2012-10-23 09:28:49 PM  

atomicmask: Yes and when a flight marshal has to fire a weapon inside a pressurized cabin to stop a muslim extremist from using box cutters/a bomb and blowing everyone up, how much do you wanna be in that situation?

It is best to catch them before the only way out of the situation is a thousand feet dive into the ground.


I'd take the air marshal over security theater that probably wouldn't even catch a determined terrorist.
 
2012-10-23 09:29:23 PM  

atomicmask: "I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.


The TSA have never caught a terrorist. Lots of grannys , though.
 
2012-10-23 09:30:48 PM  

atomicmask: ThatDarkFellow: atomicmask: "I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.

I like the option where we remove the TSA. If nothing else at least it is one more muslim extremist gone if they attempt a hijacking.

Actually, I've never thought about this...but wouldn't it be cheaper to just keep an air marshal on every flight as opposed to hiring a gaggle of idiots that do nothing

Yes and when a flight marshal has to fire a weapon inside a pressurized cabin to stop a muslim extremist from using box cutters/a bomb and blowing everyone up, how much do you wanna be in that situation?

It is best to catch them before the only way out of the situation is a thousand feet dive into the ground.


Eh, a little extreme there. I don't think the air marshal needs to fire a gun, other weapons exist. Airports would go back to providing their own security. It wouldn't just be an "everyone on the plane, no tickets, all smiles!" thing.
 
2012-10-23 09:31:18 PM  

Arctic Phoenix: atomicmask: ThatDarkFellow: atomicmask: "I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.

I like the option where we remove the TSA. If nothing else at least it is one more muslim extremist gone if they attempt a hijacking.

Actually, I've never thought about this...but wouldn't it be cheaper to just keep an air marshal on every flight as opposed to hiring a gaggle of idiots that do nothing

Yes and when a flight marshal has to fire a weapon inside a pressurized cabin to stop a muslim extremist from using box cutters/a bomb and blowing everyone up, how much do you wanna be in that situation?

It is best to catch them before the only way out of the situation is a thousand feet dive into the ground.

Dude, firing a weapon inside a pressurized cabin wouldn't cause the plane to explode.


No, it wont...that was not the point. The point is putting a hole in the cabin of such a vehicle is dangerous...firing a gun on the ground is dangerous enough, now just stick that gun 20 thousand feet up in about the room of 3 buses end to end.
 
2012-10-23 09:31:19 PM  

Kanemano: RedVentrue: Noticeably F.A.T.: Kanemano: Counter point:

As a semi-frequent air traveler with an artificial hip I get the pat down every time, I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional, maybe it's because I am usually going to vacation areas or I use the "don't be a dick" rule

A polite groping is still a groping.

I use the "GET YOUR HAND OFF MY DICK!" rule.

You do know that they don't actually touch your dick or cup your balls and ask you to cough, you have to tip for that.


They must really like me then.
 
2012-10-23 09:31:29 PM  
....that is in the off chance the cabin would explode
 
2012-10-23 09:31:32 PM  
The troops will put a stop to this. They protect our freedom.
 
2012-10-23 09:32:53 PM  
Has anyone been able to figure out what subby meant by "First Amendment" yet?
 
2012-10-23 09:33:53 PM  

atomicmask: ThatDarkFellow: atomicmask: "I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.

I like the option where we remove the TSA. If nothing else at least it is one more muslim extremist gone if they attempt a hijacking.

Actually, I've never thought about this...but wouldn't it be cheaper to just keep an air marshal on every flight as opposed to hiring a gaggle of idiots that do nothing

Yes and when a flight marshal has to fire a weapon inside a pressurized cabin to stop a muslim extremist from using box cutters/a bomb and blowing everyone up, how much do you wanna be in that situation?

It is best to catch them before the only way out of the situation is a thousand feet dive into the ground.


TAZER
 
2012-10-23 09:34:20 PM  

Bontesla: xynix: Bontesla: xynix:
I'm also married.


Bummer.

/Wednesday then?
 
2012-10-23 09:34:40 PM  

fusillade762: Has anyone been able to figure out what subby meant by "First Amendment" yet?


Should be 4th
 
2012-10-23 09:35:59 PM  

Voiceofreason01: exercising free speech =! assault


Yup. The First covers words, not means. Protected speech delivered in an unacceptable fashion remains unacceptable.

Arctic Phoenix: The mother sounds like an AW.

Then again, I've never had a problem with post 9/11 security.

PRE 9/11 security, on the other hand, was grossly incompetent, as opposed to the currently mostly incompetent. And half of them couldn't speak English.


Twice now my wife has had things in her carryon that the X-ray guy couldn't resolve. Hand inspect the bag, fine. Grope her because of it? Unreasonable. It was her bag that needed inspection, not her!

Kanemano: Counter point:

As a semi-frequent air traveler with an artificial hip I get the pat down every time, I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional, maybe it's because I am usually going to vacation areas or I use the "don't be a dick" rule


Most of the time if you kowtow reasonably you'll be ok.

The problem comes when you get some guy on a power trip and have something unusual, especially of a medical nature.

Not to mention that if the cancer scanners had been fully deployed on 9/12 by now they would have killed more than 9/11 did--and that's using TSA's own numbers which are probably low. Never mind that they're completely ineffective at detecting properly placed metal objects--you can get anything past assuming it's small enough not to cause a noticeable bulge.

They can't even detect properly shaped explosives, either.
 
2012-10-23 09:36:00 PM  

Kanemano: Counter point: As a semi-frequent air traveler with an artificial hip I get the pat down every time, I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional, maybe it's because I am usually going to vacation areas or I use the "don't be a dick" rule


I always request the manual check to avoid the xray machine. I am 99.99999% certain that I'm not going to get cancer from being gently touched, but no such assurance exists for the scanners. I just make sure I leave myself an extra 5 minutes for them to call somebody over, glove up, and give me my free touches. I tell them to skip the speech because I'm used to it already. I tell them that the whole process is silly, they usually agree. I tell them I came in freshly washed closes and that I use a special backpack for travel because I go to "the range" on the weekend and my other backpacks will all set off their machines. I talk about how L3, who makes the xray scanner also makes some of my optics and is located a few miles away from my home. I ask them if they are on full-time or the ridiculous 5-shifts-of-5-hours-each, because that's what I was offered when I was applying and that's why I went a completely different direction for employment.

Believe it or not, treating them like people tends to cause them to treat YOU like a person too.

There is the occasional one who is a freaking idiot though. As I was de-belting and de-shoeing the other day I called one over to tell them I would like to request the manual check. He said "uh, okay, just say so when you get up there." There was ONE person in front of me before I got up "there" so 15 seconds later I said to him "I would like to request the manual check... now?" And then he radioed for somebody, not quite understanding what he had just done. 

(I also had a fascinating conversation with a DELTA flight instructor traveling on business - mid flight - about how to spot air marshals, security, hobby shooting, explosives, and how his company ipad app gave him full access to each passenger's info)

/luck presser
 
2012-10-23 09:36:26 PM  
Don;t TSA me, bro.
 
2012-10-23 09:39:32 PM  

FunkOut: Um, you know, Americans, maybe you should take all the freedom and liberty stuff off your official brochures for the country and replace them with stuff about "security" and "order". I mean, unless you're planning some kind of reboot of the country in the next little while.


In the works as you speak. Revised date 2018 if Obama wins. 2020 if Romney wins.
 
2012-10-23 09:39:40 PM  

Bell-fan: You know, I just don't get why people don't start a movement.

Inform each other about Jury nullification... tell each other that every single citizen can just tell the court to go fark itself on any case where someone resists or attacks the TSA.

Then have citizens just walk right past the TSA and tell them to go stuff their checks.

Seriously, if everyone did this... and told the federal govt to go fark itself in regards to the TSA we could eliminate the TSA and their groping in no time.

Jury nullification is our right as citizens to overturn unjust laws.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_nullification

Sometimes citizens have to just step up and tell the courts and the feds and everyone else "NO! No more! Beyond this line you will not cross and we are pushing you back. If you try this any longer we will resist and resist with force. You are meant to be the servants of the will of the people and the people tell you, NO! Resist this and we will slay you for betraying our will"


That's all well and good, but most American people would rather watch Honey Boo-Boo or Pawn Wars or Ancient Aliens than learn about edumacashenal crap like "jury nullification." And most of the few who do know AND care about jury nullification are either smart enough to get out of jury duty or too smart to make it to the final twelve -- prosecutors probably don't like jurors who aren't dumb enough to assume that an arrest is proof of guilt in and of itself, and defense attorneys likely aren't too keen on jurors who aren't dumb enough to buy the Chewbacca Defense.

Of the few who do make it to an actual jury, nearly all would either be of the "You first!" school of standing up for other people's rights, or they would be badgered by the other 11 jurors into making a speedy ruling so that those 11 can go home in time to watch Honey Boo-Boo, Pawn Wars or Ancient Aliens.

/plus, there's the fact that the existence of TSA makes middle-aged, middle-income, midwestern white soccer moms feel safe in the knowledge that there is exactly one line of defense preventing moon god-worshiping brown people with funny accents from flying a 747 full of jet fuel and TNT directly into their town's Wal-Mart
//doesn't matter that they're wronger than a platoon of Boy Scouts being sent on a Penn State-sponsored trip to the Vatican, they're the lowest common denominator and they vote, which makes them the second-most powerful lobbying group in the US, behind only actual lobbyists
///have you noticed I'm more than a bit cynical regarding the direction of the country I defended at the cost of six years of my life, my ability to walk unaided, and my mind?
 
2012-10-23 09:40:51 PM  

Bontesla: I'm also married.


This thread is officially over.
 
2012-10-23 09:41:26 PM  

Rapmaster2000: The troops will put a stop to this. They protect our freedom.


Yes comrade. We must have faith in our countrymen.

/Please pass the potato borscht.
 
2012-10-23 09:45:08 PM  

Arctic Phoenix: if your in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out.


And if 50 people a day, I SAID 50 PEOPLE A DAY! walk in sing a bar of Alice's restaurant and walk out, then they might think it's a movement. And friends, that's what it is. The Alice's Restaurant Anti-TSA Movement, and all ya gotta do to join is to sing it, the next time, it comes around, on the gitar!

/with feelin
 
2012-10-23 09:46:42 PM  

Bontesla: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.


considering he has a girlfriend, I don't think your husband is an ethical issue for him.
 
2012-10-23 09:51:28 PM  

Girion47: Bontesla: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.

considering he has a girlfriend, I don't think your husband is an ethical issue for him.


But it is important to me. Totally committed.
 
2012-10-23 09:54:31 PM  

dahmers love zombie: LOL BAHAHAHAHAHA PWNT.


/Heh...you're favoritied. Just the right balance of snark and trolling. Shakes your internet hand.
 
2012-10-23 09:55:04 PM  

atomicmask: If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...


How's it feel to be wearing a diaper all the time to stop from shiatting your pants? Oh noes a muslim might hijack a plane and crash it! That's already impossible to occur with or without the TSA. They do and have done nothing except knee-jerk reactions, theft, and hopefully got cancer standing in front of those xray machines all day.
 
2012-10-23 09:55:54 PM  
Judges are just people. Their opinions matter just as much to me as you farkers' opinions. Keep giving up your rights you farking idiots.
 
2012-10-23 09:59:44 PM  

AssAsInAssassin: lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR

Also: Are you aware you can imbed the farking video in the farking post? Fark you if you're too lazy or incompetent or inconsiderate to do that.


Yeah, because loading up a webpage with cpu wasting flash is soooo considerate.

OMG SCAREY MYSTERY YOOTUBE
 
2012-10-23 10:00:18 PM  

Bontesla: Girion47: Bontesla: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.

considering he has a girlfriend, I don't think your husband is an ethical issue for him.

But it is important to me. Totally committed.


I'd believe you if you weren't a redhead. Can't trust the soulless.

:-P
 
2012-10-23 10:01:19 PM  

FunkOut: Um, you know, Americans, maybe you should take all the freedom and liberty stuff off your official brochures for the country and replace them with stuff about "security" and "order". I mean, unless you're planning some kind of reboot of the country in the next little while.


Hey! Fark you because. Well...yeah....I guess you're right. Shiat.
 
2012-10-23 10:04:30 PM  

Girion47: Bontesla: Girion47: Bontesla: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.

considering he has a girlfriend, I don't think your husband is an ethical issue for him.

But it is important to me. Totally committed.

I'd believe you if you weren't a redhead. Can't trust the soulless.

:-P


*lol* Oh god who knows what my natural color is any more. Besides, I'm not soulless. I eat them as a snack every night. I have plenty I'm currently digesting.
 
2012-10-23 10:05:34 PM  

xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Can I come along? (Seventy-one-year-old bald-headed homosexual prankster & video artist)
 
2012-10-23 10:10:30 PM  

Gone In 26 Minutes: the801: you know those fake penis things they sell with clean artificial urine to pass drug tests? i'd really love to fill one with slightly watered down mayonnaise and go thru one of those checkpoints.

'GOD! i haven't been touched like that since grade school!'

You'd hold up the line, get arrested and likely have the people behind you who are just trying to get home/where-ever beat the shiat out of you.

There are ways to express your dislike for the TSA, but on line to a flight having already purchased your tickets with a few dozen people behind you is NOT the time. Civil disobedience only works as a form of protest when it directly impacts the ability of the people you're protesting to do their jobs which is one of the major things people seem to get wrong. It's why demonstrations and picketing rarely ever works and it's why attention whoring stunts like making a mess all over yourself on line also does not work. The more you fark with the TSA while actually on line, the more you're encouraging them to make their policies even more invasive.

Boycotting flight doesn't help either because that just hurts the airline companies and forces them to make cut backs that will further make travel miserable for those that have no choice, but to take a plane. The TSA is a government agency - they're funded entirely separately and there are already plans to put them on other forms of transport.


So, uh, what form of civil disobedience do you recommend, then?
 
2012-10-23 10:15:11 PM  

xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.


Your PreCheck ID number flagged as "always stop" in 3..2..
 
2012-10-23 10:18:15 PM  

xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.


I've only gotten to take advantage of the precheck 3 or 4 times. It seems I'm not very lucky in that lottery.
 
2012-10-23 10:18:28 PM  

Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.


Those under-the-cover officers are the worst. Or best. I forget which.
 
2012-10-23 10:25:03 PM  

sendtodave: So, uh, what form of civil disobedience do you recommend, then?


Stop flying. Shut the airlines down.
 
2012-10-23 10:25:58 PM  
If she's been smart enough to teach her daughter to scream" RAPE!" at the top of her lungs the instant someone touched her crotch, this story would have a very different ending.

And we'd be one step closer to the end of the TSA.
 
2012-10-23 10:27:47 PM  
Setting aside the long rant about the TSA in general, I actually do wonder why no one has fought this on first amendment grounds... it's awfully hard to peaceably assemble at the Waikiki Yacht Club by bus for us mainlanders, for example. Impeding air travel and restricting the ability to travel easily does seem to violate the first... but maybe I am weird.
 
2012-10-23 10:29:53 PM  

Weaver95: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.


In his defense, holy farkballs she's hot.

vodka: sendtodave: So, uh, what form of civil disobedience do you recommend, then?

Stop flying. Shut the airlines down.


Ba-ba-ba-ba-bailouts! Too big to fail! Free spot on bingo card here!
 
2012-10-23 10:32:20 PM  

vodka: Stop flying. Shut the airlines down.


The government will simply give them your tax money to keep that from happening.

(What? You didn't think the airline industry was profitable, did you?)
 
gja
2012-10-23 10:32:39 PM  

the801: you know those fake penis things they sell with clean artificial urine to pass drug tests? i'd really love to fill one with slightly watered down mayonnaise and go thru one of those checkpoints.

'GOD! i haven't been touched like that since grade catholic school!'


FTFY
 
2012-10-23 10:34:30 PM  

CygnusDarius: Guys, guys, we need to focus on what's really important: How to make the TSA's job more fun and interesting.

/'tis the season, btw
//the season for groping


Somehow there came flashing into my mind this shot of Harpo Marx going through airport security, with that baggy coat a-bulging.

Bored-looking overweight black woman asks him to please remove the contents and out comes a tuba three cats a lemon meringue pie a confused-looking midget a dozen cans of beans (one open) and so on.

Harpo honks his bulbous horn, and smiles. Alarms go off everywhere. Towers open fire.
 
2012-10-23 10:38:36 PM  
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2012-10-23 10:38:48 PM  

GORDON: Haven't flown since the cancer scanners went in. Have been a few LONG drives for vacations since, but at least I feel like I haven't traded my integrity for convenience.

If it were just me that would be one thing, but I have a 7 year old kid, who was 4 when the new procedures went into place.

He will not be touched by the TSA.


How about once you're all in the Camps together?
 
2012-10-23 10:39:02 PM  

vodka: sendtodave: So, uh, what form of civil disobedience do you recommend, then?

Stop flying. Shut the airlines down.


He said:

Gone In 26 Minutes: Boycotting flight doesn't help either because that just hurts the airline companies and forces them to make cut backs that will further make travel miserable for those that have no choice, but to take a plane. The TSA is a government agency - they're funded entirely separately and there are already plans to put them on other forms of transport.


Soooo... what else?
 
2012-10-23 10:44:11 PM  

ultraholland: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.
because you touch yourself to profile pics


I never fly but that was worth coming in here for.
 
2012-10-23 10:56:51 PM  

BolloxReader: This is why I refuse to fly. Amtrak for me. At least they get to tell the TSA to stuff it when they want to do their whole police state thing. I know they are subject to TSA requirements the same as airlines are, but they stood their ground (how I wish that was in the Floridian sense) when the TSA wanted to do the same intrusive stuff in train stations that they do at airports.

I'd rather my taxpayer subsidies went to Amtrak than to the airport TSA folks.


Oh, good, you're willing to accept 22 hour delays for a 4 hour trip. You are so much ahead of the curve. You'll note I didn't say 24 hour delay, because that makes the Amtrak union crew lose overtime money because the next day's crew should be in place.

Wait, let me check your profile:

Applied anthropologist, entrepreneur, insurance agent, business consultant, computer gamer, truck driver, proud Fark libtard

If you are shouting Amtrak from Indiana you're Mob, union, or idiot. I'd guess you fill one of the three, and none of the impressive ones.
 
2012-10-23 10:58:53 PM  

lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR

Also: Are you aware you can imbed the farking video in the farking post? Fark you if you're too lazy or incompetent or inconsiderate to do that.

Yeah, because loading up a webpage with cpu wasting flash is soooo considerate.

OMG SCAREY MYSTERY YOOTUBE


OMG COMMON COURTESY/SENSE
 
2012-10-23 11:00:17 PM  

Voiceofreason01: exercising free speech =! assault


=! != !=
 
2012-10-23 11:06:23 PM  

xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.


lulz. what a creeper.
 
2012-10-23 11:07:08 PM  

Gone In 26 Minutes: the801: you know those fake penis things they sell with clean artificial urine to pass drug tests? i'd really love to fill one with slightly watered down mayonnaise and go thru one of those checkpoints.

'GOD! i haven't been touched like that since grade school!'

You'd hold up the line, get arrested and likely have the people behind you who are just trying to get home/where-ever beat the shiat out of you.

There are ways to express your dislike for the TSA, but on line to a flight having already purchased your tickets with a few dozen people behind you is NOT the time..


Agreed, but the solution in this case is just wrong. Ban the person from the airport or the airline. The slippery slope created here is enough to have an Olympic skiier slide down a mountain: "He looked at me wrong, that's a-jailin". "I didn't like his attitude, that's a jailin". They already have measures in place to deal with unruly customers, this isn't needed.
 
2012-10-23 11:12:01 PM  

xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.


I will have to remember that if I need to fly again.. I have not been on a plane since this shiat took effect. Was enough of a PITA before this; transfer flights coming in 10 minutes before your connecting flight which just happens to be in a completely different concourse.... no way in hell you can deplane, and make it across O'hare to another terminal in 10 damned minutes!
But, I know if someone grabbed my junk with no warning, my gut reflex would be to deck them; male OR female. Would be like telling me to control my heartbeat, digestion or refrain from farting in a crowded elevator.

Turned down a trip to Hawaii and a completely FREE stay while there with an X while she was working a temp job (in hospital) mainly because I just did not want to fly and deal with all the CRAP I have read about (and a close second was because I didn't want her to think the "X" was going to get a reversed status, either).
 
2012-10-23 11:17:16 PM  
Anybody have that judges name and address????
 
2012-10-23 11:17:45 PM  

SpeedyBB: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Can I come along? (Seventy-one-year-old bald-headed homosexual prankster & video artist)


You sound waaaaay too interesting. Sold! Were you @ Pride-Atl? My husband was a hit.
 
2012-10-23 11:18:45 PM  

xynix: Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Someone should screen cap this and send it to his girlfriend.

Not even joking. Dude's trash.
 
2012-10-23 11:20:00 PM  

xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.


clarbojahn.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-23 11:20:31 PM  
The terrorists won. Big time.
 
2012-10-23 11:21:01 PM  

xynix: 2 previous wives.


Yes, advertise this. This will surely make you attractive to women and totally does not set off any alarm bells whatsoever.
 
2012-10-23 11:22:08 PM  

James F. Campbell: Yes, advertise this. This will surely make you attractive to women and totally does not set off any alarm bells whatsoever.


He's trying to pick up women on the internet, don't salt his game brah.
 
2012-10-23 11:26:28 PM  
Read TFA, thought to myself, wow, that was dumb, why so many comments?

Oh, well there ya go. Some guy isn't satisfied with the hot blonde, so he hits on the hot married redhead.

// zynix gets a 26 slashie salute.
 
2012-10-23 11:27:43 PM  

mikewadestr: The people have gotten exactly what they asked for. Hell, TSA is a great job for homosexuals and peodophiles. The TSA, where everyday is a freebie feely day.


*sigh*

Homosexuals aren't sneaking around trying to sneak a grab at your junk, guy. Men and women are both equally disgusted by you.

/ you're probably right, however, about the pedos
// those assholes go for any job that allows them contact with children
 
2012-10-23 11:38:34 PM  
ts3.mm.bing.net

Miss me yet..?
 
2012-10-23 11:42:10 PM  

WeenerGord: And if 50 people a day, I SAID 50 PEOPLE A DAY! walk in sing a bar of Alice's restaurant and walk out, then they might think it's a movement. And friends, that's what it is. The Alice's Restaurant Anti-TSA Movement, and all ya gotta do to join is to sing it, the next time, it comes around, on the gitar!

modified: "I was just passing through, but if things fark up I'm gonna stay - a whiiiiiiiiiiiiiile."

Bontesla: None taken - you are welcome to call me a lesbian trollface wart and it wouldn't bother me. I've been called worse and it's just Fark.

What if I called you a trick-lighted, photoshopped attention whore?

Bontesla: *lol* Oh god who knows what my natural color is any more.

I know a way to find out... Hey, I've been with worse than trick-lighted, photoshopped attention whores before. - just not since I was a kid.

King Something: ///have you noticed I'm more than a bit cynical regarding the direction of the country I defended at the cost of six years of my life, my ability to walk unaided, and my mind?

Muchas gracias, from a guy whose vietnam vet dad had already sent one son to war (gulf war 1) and said to me "boy, if you can make it through college, I'll pay so that you don't have to go through war like we did". I finished college in 2002, so I quite literally dodged a lot of bullets.
 
2012-10-23 11:46:41 PM  

Weaver95: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.


Lmao!!!!
 
2012-10-23 11:51:33 PM  

BMFPitt: The terrorists won. Big time.


You can always bank on scared people giving too much power to authoritarians.
 
2012-10-23 11:59:21 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: And they were always oddly fitting. And fewer repeats than you would imagine for how prolific he was.


I tried following his footsteps, but, I'm just not cut out from the same stuff he was.
 
2012-10-23 11:59:47 PM  

Frank N Stein: xynix: Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Someone should screen cap this and send it to his girlfriend.

Not even joking. Dude's trash.


I think I've seen her on Fark, can't remember her username though.
 
2012-10-24 12:02:51 AM  
Ugh. Try going through screening with an insulin pump and opting out of the Advanced Imaging scanner. My name may as well be Achmed.
 
2012-10-24 12:04:18 AM  

xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.


suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
 
2012-10-24 12:10:28 AM  

Bontesla: Girion47: Bontesla: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.

considering he has a girlfriend, I don't think your husband is an ethical issue for him.

But it is important to me. Totally committed.


You know I've been on fark several years and never seen some dude just completely out of the blue try to pick some girl up that blatantly. Except Grable's Daughter who apparently is soliciting that kind of thing.
 
2012-10-24 12:11:53 AM  

xynix: my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.


I just wanted to be part of this epic thread.

Can I get that blonde chick's number from your profile, for the next time I have a layover in ATL?
 
2012-10-24 12:12:28 AM  

Weaver95: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.


Holy shiat!!! I got to find $5 and get me some TFs. That farking shiat is the funny
 
2012-10-24 12:17:53 AM  
Where do I sign up for this 'T.S.A.' thinkgybob?
 
2012-10-24 12:18:13 AM  
And yet TSA still doesn't have its own tag. What are you afraid of Drew?
 
2012-10-24 12:19:49 AM  

BMFPitt: The terrorists won. Big time.


The dumb part is that flying was relatively convenient right after 9/11. It's only in the past 6 years or so that the TSA has used the news media coverage of failed terrorists as an excuse to buy shiat that war profiteers had been pushing on them since before anyone blew up anything

Same deal with columbine. I went to high school for two years after columbine. Went to college, graduated, got a shiat job substituting where they told me more about "lockdown" procedure and the "national school shooting crisis" than about getting the kids to shut up and do their work.
 
2012-10-24 12:20:44 AM  
It is pretty much common knowledge that America is dead, the U.S. Constitution is dead, and the great experiment is over. All that is left is the continuing decline into a full blown fascism. Give it a name.
 
2012-10-24 12:21:15 AM  

brandent: Bontesla: Girion47: Bontesla: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.

considering he has a girlfriend, I don't think your husband is an ethical issue for him.

But it is important to me. Totally committed.

You know I've been on fark several years and never seen some dude just completely out of the blue try to pick some girl up that blatantly. Except Grable's Daughter who apparently is soliciting that kind of thing.


Pretty sure it's worse on Totalfark. I got a couple gift subscriptions and it's really weird.
 
2012-10-24 12:27:17 AM  

FunkOut: I mean, unless you're planning some kind of reboot of the country in the next little while.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-24 12:27:23 AM  

Kate Gosselin's Pap Smear: Weaver95: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.

Holy shiat!!! I got to find $5 and get me some TFs. That farking shiat is the funny


yeah, if there was ever was a good reason, this thread is right up there.
 
2012-10-24 12:27:46 AM  

moothemagiccow: Pretty sure it's worse on Totalfark. I got a couple gift subscriptions and it's really weird.


You have no idea. It was even worse back in the years before the site got all respectable.


www.sydlexia.com

/hot like Bontesla
 
2012-10-24 12:33:14 AM  

The last name I had was pretty gay...: Air travel requires you to be groped. It's just the way it is now. Get used to it, or go by train or bus.


You mean go by car, right? Because TSA is in charge of both train and bus travel security now, too. And before too long, they'll have checkpoints on the interstate and travel will become a fond memory for most people.
 
2012-10-24 12:33:40 AM  
FWIW, as I had joined the Global Entry program already, I got the chance to try the "TSA-pre" program at HOU (on my way to SNA) for the first time today.

Avoided a huge line - walked directly to the scanner - no wait at all. Shoes left on, laptop left in bag, etc... Getting through security took less than 1 minute... It was great.

Yeah, it's not implemented at all airports, but I've got the drill down and don't sweat the really rather mild inconvenience (kick off sandals or sneakers, hang belt around neck, etc) at those locations. Kind-of surprised when i see people get so worked up about a simple screening actually (Jeff says you'll get over it!)

cheers
 
2012-10-24 12:38:57 AM  

moothemagiccow: Pretty sure it's worse on Totalfark. I got a couple gift subscriptions and it's really weird.


Yeah, there's a large percentage of TFers with 'special needs', or at least that's the only assumption that makes sense.
 
2012-10-24 12:40:41 AM  
Threads like this remind me of why I joined Fark. Thank you mods, thank you xynix, and thank you kwame most of all.
 
2012-10-24 12:47:22 AM  
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7397274/80224059#c80224059" target="_blank">HotWingAgenda</a>:</b> <i>moothemagiccow: Pretty sure it's worse on Totalfark. I got a couple gift subscriptions and it's really weird.

You have no idea. It was even worse back in the years before the site got all respectable.


[www.sydlexia.com image 625x506]

/hot like Bontesla</i>

I came up with my user name by the grace of fark users back when fark was full of awesome sauce. Now not so much


/wait wut?
 
2012-10-24 12:48:18 AM  

Kate Gosselin's Pap Smear: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7397274/80224059#c80224059" target="_blank">HotWingAgenda</a>:</b> <i>moothemagiccow: Pretty sure it's worse on Totalfark. I got a couple gift subscriptions and it's really weird.

You have no idea. It was even worse back in the years before the site got all respectable.


[www.sydlexia.com image 625x506]

/hot like Bontesla</i>

I came up with my user name by the grace of fark users back when fark was full of awesome sauce. Now not so much


/wait wut?


Wtf happened here?
 
2012-10-24 12:49:42 AM  

Kate Gosselin's Pap Smear: Kate Gosselin's Pap Smear: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7397274/80224059#c80224059" target="_blank">HotWingAgenda</a>:</b> <i>moothemagiccow: Pretty sure it's worse on Totalfark. I got a couple gift subscriptions and it's really weird.

You have no idea. It was even worse back in the years before the site got all respectable.


[www.sydlexia.com image 625x506]

/hot like Bontesla</i>

I came up with my user name by the grace of fark users back when fark was full of awesome sauce. Now not so much


/wait wut?

Wtf happened here?


The oil has hit anus and my iFark tablet is on the fritz
 
2012-10-24 12:53:33 AM  

Bontesla: Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.


And I have a girlfriend.. so we're almost even.. so Tuesday?
 
2012-10-24 01:04:58 AM  

xynix: Bontesla: Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.

And I have a girlfriend.. so we're almost even.. so Tuesday?


We are at Wednesday. Wednesday is the day for the meat up.

/bring the gimp suit
 
2012-10-24 01:06:30 AM  

xynix: Bontesla: Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.

And I have a girlfriend.. so we're almost even.. so Tuesday?


reflectionsinhindsight.files.wordpress.com

persistence-poster.jpg
 
2012-10-24 01:07:58 AM  

SpeedyBB: CygnusDarius: Guys, guys, we need to focus on what's really important: How to make the TSA's job more fun and interesting.

/'tis the season, btw
//the season for groping

Somehow there came flashing into my mind this shot of Harpo Marx going through airport security, with that baggy coat a-bulging.

Bored-looking overweight black woman asks him to please remove the contents and out comes a tuba three cats a lemon meringue pie a confused-looking midget a dozen cans of beans (one open) and so on.

Harpo honks his bulbous horn, and smiles. Alarms go off everywhere. Towers open fire.


I like the cut of your silverware, violin bow, chafing dish, Groucho's glasses, etc.
 
2012-10-24 01:08:46 AM  
I guess I shall not name the one who makes awesomely stupid eating threads, lest I call down the mods' wrath again. But I still thank him and xynix for making my Farking worth it.
 
2012-10-24 01:12:10 AM  

foxyshadis: I guess I shall not name the one who makes awesomely stupid eating threads, lest I call down the mods' wrath again. But I still thank him and xynix for making my Farking worth it.


Meh.. threadjacking ban.. It's like candy these days and THEY did greenlight it.
 
2012-10-24 01:13:27 AM  
I'll just drop this riiiight here.

i176.photobucket.com

xynix, you weirdo, you ultra-pwnt the thread. :D
 
2012-10-24 01:22:11 AM  

brandent: You know I've been on fark several years and never seen some dude just completely out of the blue try to pick some girl up that blatantly. Except Grable's Daughter who apparently is soliciting that kind of thing.


Don't expect to see her back any time in the future...

And yes, this was comedy gold really quick... Almost as good as some of the Kwame threads...
 
2012-10-24 01:26:10 AM  

atomicmask: "I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.


I've never thought about scary mooslims hijacking planes and crashing them into buildings because, um, it rarely happens. Now consider that a total of five passenger planes in the United States have been blown up or forced to crash. Five. Now consider that at my home airport, rinky-dink little 13-gate Dane County Regional Airport has about 100 arrivals and departures of airline flights each day. That's 36,000 per year in and out of Madison, Wisconsin. And when you think about the traffic going in and out of LAX, ATL, ORD, LGA, BOS, DFW, IAD, and SFO you see that we have little if anything to worry about. I'm certainly not worried and will not be very "vigilant" as the TSA and NYPD tells me I need to be.

The TSA has proven ineffective time and again through spot checks. They've also been caught stealing from passengers on numerous occasions. While I don't agree they're out to destroy our freedoms (they'd have to be smarter), I do think they're an incredible waste of time and money
 
2012-10-24 01:27:33 AM  

atomicmask: "I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.


Hey everybody THAT GUY is here!
 
2012-10-24 01:30:15 AM  

SpeedyBB: CygnusDarius: Guys, guys, we need to focus on what's really important: How to make the TSA's job more fun and interesting.

/'tis the season, btw
//the season for groping

Somehow there came flashing into my mind this shot of Harpo Marx going through airport security, with that baggy coat a-bulging.

Bored-looking overweight black woman asks him to please remove the contents and out comes a tuba three cats a lemon meringue pie a confused-looking midget a dozen cans of beans (one open) and so on.

Harpo honks his bulbous horn, and smiles. Alarms go off everywhere. Towers open fire.


That was awesome. Have a gookie:

www.harpomarx.net

Link
 
2012-10-24 01:33:06 AM  

atomicmask: Actually, I've never thought about this...but wouldn't it be cheaper to just keep an air marshal on every flight as opposed to hiring a gaggle of idiots that do nothing

Yes and when a flight marshal has to fire a weapon inside a pressurized cabin to stop a muslim extremist from using box cutters/a bomb and blowing everyone up, how much do you wanna be in that situation?


Pretty sure they use ammo similar to this for just that very reason:
Link
 
2012-10-24 01:42:25 AM  

xynix: Bontesla: Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.

And I have a girlfriend.. so we're almost even.. so Tuesday?


Scumbagsteve.jpg
 
2012-10-24 01:53:33 AM  

Weaver95: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.


I have learned so much from them. "Holy wow, you are hot" gonna use that tonight.
 
2012-10-24 02:01:37 AM  

Voiceofreason01: exercising free speech =! assault


What I wonder is where did the court manage to get 12 people who haven't flown since 9/11 and who don't know about the TSA policy of groping kids and old people.

And yes it is now considered assault or disorderly conduct when you tell some braindead government drone to not touch your kid's crotch after you've spent 14 years telling said kid not to let strangers touch them.

Will someone tell me how it's a crime when Father Flannigan gropes your kid at church, but it's ok for him to do it when he's a TSA employee.
 
2012-10-24 02:12:48 AM  

Kanemano: I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional


Courteous and professional rapists are still rapists.
 
2012-10-24 02:21:49 AM  
On the lighter side of the news, it looks like the TSA is phasing out the backscatter machines. Sure, they're being replaced with mmwave machines, but I'll take being slightly cooked over being irradiated any day. Beats being groped every time I travel.
 
2012-10-24 02:44:56 AM  

profplump: Kanemano: I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional

Courteous and professional rapists are still rapists.


Hi. My name is Bob, and I'll be your robber.
 
2012-10-24 02:49:41 AM  

PaLarkin:

What I wonder is where did the court manage to get 12 people who haven't flown since 9/11 and who don't know about the TSA policy of groping kids and old people.

.


Actually what they probably did was strike anyone who had anything bad to say about TSA methods struck from the jury.
 
2012-10-24 03:08:53 AM  

cmb53208: PaLarkin:

What I wonder is where did the court manage to get 12 people who haven't flown since 9/11 and who don't know about the TSA policy of groping kids and old people.

.

Actually what they probably did was strike anyone who had anything bad to say about TSA methods struck from the jury.


"Do you understand the jury instructions as they were given to you?"
"Yes."
"Recused."
 
2012-10-24 03:12:43 AM  
xynix.

Nozzle or bag? You decide.
 
2012-10-24 03:30:46 AM  
Some days Fark makes me smile,
 
HBK
2012-10-24 03:48:20 AM  
Good icebreakers for a TSA patdown:

"I hope you're also getting an erection."

"I was hoping I would get you. I didn't wipe my ass this morning."

"Do I need to tell my boyfriend about this?"

"Was this your life goal when you were filling out your GED paperwork?"

"I tickle easy."

"Is it my turn yet?"

"Not too hard, please. I come very easily."

"I haven't been groped like this since Boy Scout camp."

"Do your kids know that you touch balls for a living?"

"I'm usually a boxer-brief sort of guy, but today- COMMANDO"

"What's your rate for a half and half?"

"You missed a spot."

/Everytime I fly I realize that the terrorists won.
 
2012-10-24 05:14:15 AM  

Archimedes' Principal: I would think that if enough people would refuse to use any transportation that required a TSA 'physical', the airline industry would use its influence to put the kibosh on this security theater insanity.

/ Money talks.


I would think that the airline industry would simply then expend political capital to ram an individual flight mandate down our throats.
 
2012-10-24 05:33:05 AM  

President Merkin Muffley: Archimedes' Principal: I would think that if enough people would refuse to use any transportation that required a TSA 'physical', the airline industry would use its influence to put the kibosh on this security theater insanity.

/ Money talks.

I would think that the airline industry would simply then expend political capital to ram an individual flight mandate down our throats.


Do they have any left after the bailouts?
 
2012-10-24 05:51:59 AM  

untaken_name: President Merkin Muffley: Archimedes' Principal: I would think that if enough people would refuse to use any transportation that required a TSA 'physical', the airline industry would use its influence to put the kibosh on this security theater insanity.

/ Money talks.

I would think that the airline industry would simply then expend political capital to ram an individual flight mandate down our throats.

Do they have any left after the bailouts?


The TSA is huge, unionized and dependent upon the airlines. I think they might have some.
 
2012-10-24 05:54:35 AM  

AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.


lol, you so crazy. It wasn't obligatory, just when I read the article the first thing that went through my head was Blane saying "what the fark", so it seemed appropriate.

Also

AssAsInAssassin: Also: Are you aware you can imbed the farking video in the farking post? Fark you if you're too lazy or incompetent or inconsiderate to do that.


No. I don't think you can embed videos into the post. God help us all if you can. One of the good things about Fark is none of the embedded videos and massive signatures of other websites, or the horrible structure of Reddit. It's clean and straight forward.

You're just cranky.
 
2012-10-24 05:59:19 AM  
Don't like the gropin. Stop flying.
 
2012-10-24 06:19:38 AM  

President Merkin Muffley: untaken_name: President Merkin Muffley: Archimedes' Principal: I would think that if enough people would refuse to use any transportation that required a TSA 'physical', the airline industry would use its influence to put the kibosh on this security theater insanity.

/ Money talks.

I would think that the airline industry would simply then expend political capital to ram an individual flight mandate down our throats.

Do they have any left after the bailouts?

The TSA is huge, unionized and dependent upon the airlines. I think they might have some.


Dependent on the airlines? Hell, no. They're riding the citybus now. That's in addition to Greyhound and Amtrak rolling over and playing dead for them. Why do they care how you're traveling? They'll get to grope you no matter how you travel.
 
2012-10-24 06:24:02 AM  

Deep Contact: Don't like the gropin. Stop flying.


Yeah just ride the bus.

Oops, I guess you better take the train.

Oh, hmm. Well, take the City bus to the mall, and forget about traveling. That oughta keep the TSA away.

DOH.
 
2012-10-24 06:29:20 AM  
Look in the ass. They always be hidin' they boxcutters up the poop chute. Do it. Do it right there in front of god and everyone else. We demand to be entertained.
 
2012-10-24 06:40:03 AM  

Archimedes' Principal: I would think that if enough people would refuse to use any transportation that required a TSA 'physical', the airline industry would use its influence to put the kibosh on this security theater insanity.


Most problems with politics could be fixed that way...look at what happened in Iceland.

Good luck getting the sheeple to listen to you and bother to act on the information though.
 
2012-10-24 06:46:12 AM  

LOTN: mikewadestr:
/ you're probably right, however, about the pedos
// those assholes go for any job that allows them contact with children


The TSA's caught quite a few pedos in its ranks...

Given the TSA hiring practices and general level of incompetence, one has to assume it's riddled with them.

Even if they're not there for the kiddies, they can be there for the hot chicks, etc.
 
2012-10-24 07:27:44 AM  

moothemagiccow: The dumb part is that flying was relatively convenient right after 9/11.


And dirt cheap, too,
 
2012-10-24 07:48:05 AM  

Godscrack: [ts3.mm.bing.net image 250x250]

Miss me yet..?


Yeah , I sometimes wonder if he could have wished for a more effective and enduring way to terrorize us all... indefinitely...
 
2012-10-24 07:53:26 AM  
But what if I *want* the patdown?

content6.flixster.com

/It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.
 
2012-10-24 07:55:48 AM  
The only reason we have the TSA is that Americans are terrified of the word "profiling."

It's how it's done in Israel, and it's not as simple as "you're an Arab, go directly to jail."
 
2012-10-24 08:23:42 AM  
and 4th amendment rights down, 8 to go.
 
2012-10-24 08:29:13 AM  

Archimedes' Principal: I would think that if enough people would refuse to use any transportation that required a TSA 'physical', the airline industry would use its influence to put the kibosh on this security theater insanity.

/ Money talks.


Oh, balls (no one in TSA has ever touched mine). We travel a lot. We walk through security, having previously ensured a smooth passage by divesting our persons & carryons of any crap that's going to ring a gong somewhere (plenty of links online to making a checklist). All the scanner paranoia is just that. Scanner takes less than 30 seconds, most of the time neither of us gets scanned.

/it's as difficult as you want to make it
 
2012-10-24 08:32:32 AM  

Bontesla: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.


At the drop of a hat he was willing to ask you out, despite having just mentioned his gf (and having her picture in his profile).

Somehow I don't think the fact that you're married would bother him.

My recommendation - do it, but bring the hubby along. Then sit back and enjoy the hilarity.

/I suspect your husband is a very lucky man
 
2012-10-24 08:34:27 AM  

sodomizer: The only reason we have the TSA is that Americans are terrified of the word "profiling."

It's how it's done in Israel, and it's not as simple as "you're an Arab, go directly to jail."


I have a friend who is Puerto Rican, he gets harassed by El Al when he goes to Israel with is wife(Israeli)
 
2012-10-24 09:35:59 AM  

hootkr: Judges are just people. Their opinions matter just as much to me as you farkers' opinions. Keep giving up your rights you farking idiots.


Judges are just people, so why should it be, you would want to take all of my rights from me.
 
2012-10-24 10:18:51 AM  

dprathbun: xynix.

Nozzle or bag? You decide.


Nozzle

The bag itself is clean and holds the cleansing materials. The nozzle is dirty since it's inserted into a nasty snatch to flush out the contaminants.
 
2012-10-24 10:23:58 AM  
Don't wanna be groped by the TSA? Here's a rather interesting though.. don't go to the farking airport!!

Go drive, ride the bus, train, whatever.
 
2012-10-24 10:30:14 AM  

HotWingAgenda: xynix: my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

I just wanted to be part of this epic thread.

Can I get that blonde chick's number from your profile, for the next time I have a layover in ATL?


That was pretty cool, eh?

You know what happens to girls on the internets?

There are no girls on the internets.
 
2012-10-24 10:44:16 AM  

ThatGuyOverThere:
I tell them to skip the speech because I'm used to it already. I tell them that the whole process is silly, they usually agree. I tell them I came in freshly washed closes and that I use a special backpack for travel because I go to "the range" on the weekend and my other backpacks will all set off their machines.


Yep. Small talk and look as bored with it as they are and it is relatively harmless. After having my briefcase checked for 30 minutes due to being the in the same rooms with my guns (I hunt) I do the same about the backpack/briefcase.

It also helps that all my stuff is tagged with identifying stickers and plates as own by the State Gov. I work for. Their gunpowder sniffing machine is pretty freakin' sensitive though. At least I know that one piece of equipment works.

So. I get through with a minimum of hassle despite tossing the gunpowder alarms. Next lane over a college student making his rights known gets held off his flight over a BOOK. A book about bomb making that he is determined he will fight to the death over instead of just explaining who he is and letting them check the rest of his stuff. Airport Theater is the best.
 
2012-10-24 11:54:38 AM  

Weaver95: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.


Awesome
 
2012-10-24 12:18:14 PM  
With all this Security Theater and Groping, I would atleast like to get a complimentry Playbill and maybe a dinner before I ever fly again.
 
2012-10-24 02:21:05 PM  

Slaxl: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

lol, you so crazy. It wasn't obligatory, just when I read the article the first thing that went through my head was Blane saying "what the fark", so it seemed appropriate.

Also

AssAsInAssassin: Also: Are you aware you can imbed the farking video in the farking post? Fark you if you're too lazy or incompetent or inconsiderate to do that.

No. I don't think you can embed videos into the post. God help us all if you can. One of the good things about Fark is none of the embedded videos and massive signatures of other websites, or the horrible structure of Reddit. It's clean and straight forward.

You're just cranky.


Yep. Mea culpa. I do get sick of all the blind YouTube links, but I stepped out of line. And, yes, I was pretty cranky last night.

Peace out.
 
2012-10-24 02:39:27 PM  

AssAsInAssassin: Yep. Mea culpa. I do get sick of all the blind YouTube links, but I stepped out of line. And, yes, I was pretty cranky last night.

Peace out.


Wow. Thumbs up, sir or ma'am.
 
2012-10-24 09:59:54 PM  

brandent: Bontesla: Girion47: Bontesla: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.

considering he has a girlfriend, I don't think your husband is an ethical issue for him.

But it is important to me. Totally committed.

You know I've been on fark several years and never seen some dude just completely out of the blue try to pick some girl up that blatantly. Except Grable's Daughter who apparently is soliciting that kind of thing.


Same. I originally joined about a decade ago under Tantalea03 (forever a lurker). I started posting when I started to hate my job.
 
2012-10-24 11:48:14 PM  
Xynix sometimes sounds arrogant or overconfident, and some farkers have pegged him as needing to be at the gym in 26 minutes. Here however we should give credit because after his hilarious and seemingly genuine upset at seeing the thread greenlighted, and after Bontesia had prettily declined, he trolled his own thread by doubling down on the come-on, and some people bought it.
 
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