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(Connecticut Post)   Judge rules TSA checkpoints officially free of First Amendment encumbrances - hide yo kids, hide yo wife, TSA be gropin errybody in here   (ctpost.com) divider line 226
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2012-10-23 05:03:50 PM
exercising free speech =! assault
 
2012-10-23 05:10:49 PM

Voiceofreason01: exercising free speech =! assault


RTFA - "disorderly conduct" != "assault," either.

But what else can we expect from a clusterfark of undereducated douchebags who can't even be honest about their job titles?

"Officers," indeed. Bullshiat.
 
2012-10-23 05:11:11 PM
I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.
 
2012-10-23 05:16:30 PM
 
2012-10-23 07:35:14 PM

xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.


What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.
 
2012-10-23 07:41:45 PM

Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.


Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?
 
2012-10-23 08:03:07 PM
shiat .. why is this being greenlit.
 
2012-10-23 08:12:50 PM

xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.


because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.
 
2012-10-23 08:21:11 PM

Weaver95: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.


This made my day!
 
2012-10-23 08:22:19 PM
LOL BAHAHAHAHAHA PWNT.
 
2012-10-23 08:22:21 PM
i'm gonna get a job with the TSA, and see just how far i can go touching little girlz without getting fired
 
2012-10-23 08:22:33 PM
I would think that if enough people would refuse to use any transportation that required a TSA 'physical', the airline industry would use its influence to put the kibosh on this security theater insanity.

/ Money talks.
 
2012-10-23 08:24:10 PM
30 days in jail for yelling? WTF?

Also, xynix, I'm in ATL too. Do I get an invite?
 
2012-10-23 08:24:56 PM
All Animals are equal, some are just more equal than others.
 
2012-10-23 08:25:09 PM

xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.


toxichominid.comtoxichominid.comtoxichominid.com
 
2012-10-23 08:26:36 PM

Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.


Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.
 
2012-10-23 08:26:52 PM
Subby might be reaching, TFA:
Abbott eventually allowed her then-14-year-old daughter to undergo the pat-down, but then she refused a pat-down for herself and was arrested..

TL;DR: Mother was arrested for refusing a pat-down at an airport security checkpoint.

Air travel requires you to be groped. It's just the way it is now. Get used to it, or go by train or bus.
 
2012-10-23 08:26:55 PM
The anal rapings will continue until morale improves.
 
2012-10-23 08:27:07 PM

xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Dude for a good meal I'll dye my hair. See you at 8:30.
 
2012-10-23 08:27:30 PM

Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.


Well played.
 
2012-10-23 08:27:43 PM
www.all-gamers.net
 
2012-10-23 08:28:04 PM
I'm not in ATL, but I could be if given enough notice.
 
2012-10-23 08:28:23 PM

xynix: Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Well, obviously we have a rapist in TotalFark. He's climbin' in yo windows, he's snatchin' yo people up, tryin' to rape 'em. So y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause they rapin' everybody out here.
 
2012-10-23 08:30:14 PM

xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.


"A" for effort!
/I call dibs on the blonde in his profile pic! Assuming that's his girlfriend and assuming she reads all this.
 
2012-10-23 08:30:34 PM
I didn't see anything about a judge making a ruling as a matter of law, or fact.
 
2012-10-23 08:31:16 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-23 08:32:31 PM

xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


But don't be late, he has to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2012-10-23 08:32:39 PM
Um, you know, Americans, maybe you should take all the freedom and liberty stuff off your official brochures for the country and replace them with stuff about "security" and "order". I mean, unless you're planning some kind of reboot of the country in the next little while.
 
2012-10-23 08:32:47 PM
Hah! I had an Atari Lynx - still do somewhere. Not sure of functional status however.
 
2012-10-23 08:33:00 PM
xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because you touch yourself to profile pics
 
2012-10-23 08:34:05 PM
This is why I refuse to fly. Amtrak for me. At least they get to tell the TSA to stuff it when they want to do their whole police state thing. I know they are subject to TSA requirements the same as airlines are, but they stood their ground (how I wish that was in the Floridian sense) when the TSA wanted to do the same intrusive stuff in train stations that they do at airports.

I'd rather my taxpayer subsidies went to Amtrak than to the airport TSA folks.
 
2012-10-23 08:35:35 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Dude for a good meal I'll dye my hair. See you at 8:30.


Are you prepared to touch him inappropriately?
 
2012-10-23 08:36:07 PM

AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.


Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR
 
2012-10-23 08:36:40 PM
Atari Lynx rocked! It was the best handheld at the time, no doubt. At one time I owned both a Lynx and an Atari Portfolio (with modem!). Those were the days.
 
2012-10-23 08:36:58 PM

mattberg: I didn't see anything about a judge making a ruling as a matter of law, or fact.


THANK you. All jury fail far as I can tell.
 
2012-10-23 08:37:23 PM

fta

Abbott eventually allowed her then-14-year-old daughter to undergo the pat-down, but then she refused a pat-down for herself and was arrested.

So she allowed her daughter to be felt up, but refused it for herself.

O.o Great parenting there lady.
 
2012-10-23 08:37:59 PM

xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Hey, down the street from the house. I wonder if I can sneak out?
 
2012-10-23 08:41:29 PM

xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Because a woman with a very sour expression on an extremely light-saturated face that hides her complexion screams 'farkable' to me. Is this some sort of neo-hipster shiat? 'I liked meh-looking women before it was cool.' You sound like you don't see many women in real life much.

/No offense to Bon, though I feel like you aren't on Fark for people to blow smoke up your ass about your looks
 
2012-10-23 08:41:48 PM
4.mshcdn.com
 
2012-10-23 08:42:21 PM
The mother sounds like an AW.

Then again, I've never had a problem with post 9/11 security.

PRE 9/11 security, on the other hand, was grossly incompetent, as opposed to the currently mostly incompetent. And half of them couldn't speak English.
 
2012-10-23 08:42:42 PM
Guys, guys, we need to focus on what's really important: How to make the TSA's job more fun and interesting.

/'tis the season, btw
//the season for groping
 
2012-10-23 08:43:07 PM
Counter point:

As a semi-frequent air traveler with an artificial hip I get the pat down every time, I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional, maybe it's because I am usually going to vacation areas or I use the "don't be a dick" rule
 
2012-10-23 08:43:21 PM

OnlyM3: fta
Abbott eventually allowed her then-14-year-old daughter to undergo the pat-down, but then she refused a pat-down for herself and was arrested.
So she allowed her daughter to be felt up, but refused it for herself.

O.o Great parenting there lady.


The mother probably just decided to file it under "practical sex ed" or something.
 
2012-10-23 08:43:41 PM

Arctic Phoenix: The mother sounds like an AW.

Then again, I've never had a problem with post 9/11 security.

PRE 9/11 security, on the other hand, was grossly incompetent, as opposed to the currently mostly incompetent. And half of them couldn't speak English.


So a few $reallybignumbers later and nothing's really changed. Sounds about right.
 
2012-10-23 08:44:16 PM

lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR


You don't know man, you're not a veteran of the rickroll wars, you don't know what it was like.
 
2012-10-23 08:44:49 PM
Haven't flown since the cancer scanners went in. Have been a few LONG drives for vacations since, but at least I feel like I haven't traded my integrity for convenience.

If it were just me that would be one thing, but I have a 7 year old kid, who was 4 when the new procedures went into place.

He will not be touched by the TSA.
 
2012-10-23 08:46:25 PM
you know those fake penis things they sell with clean artificial urine to pass drug tests? i'd really love to fill one with slightly watered down mayonnaise and go thru one of those checkpoints.

'GOD! i haven't been touched like that since grade school!'
 
2012-10-23 08:47:23 PM

xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Wow, you mention a girlfriend, have a pic of her in your profile, and then proceed to ask a woman out on a date?

trashy.
 
2012-10-23 08:47:51 PM

Kanemano: Counter point:

As a semi-frequent air traveler with an artificial hip I get the pat down every time, I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional, maybe it's because I am usually going to vacation areas or I use the "don't be a dick" rule


I don't know. I'm not a frequent air traveler at all, but when I do take a plane, I am never a dick. Being a dick just holds me up and holds up the line. It doesn't stop the TSA from being extremely rude and curt with me, though.

I've strangely never gotten a groping, though. I just got the customary wanding. I must not be gropeable=( How humiliating!
 
2012-10-23 08:49:54 PM

Kanemano: Counter point:

As a semi-frequent air traveler with an artificial hip I get the pat down every time, I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional, maybe it's because I am usually going to vacation areas or I use the "don't be a dick" rule


It's amazing how effective this is when dealing with anyone. I don't like most people, but I try not to be a dick toward them, and guess what? I rarely have problems with others.
 
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