Mentat: We had better build more ships because the ocean isn't getting any smaller and China is investing heavily in lasers and anti-lasers.
shotglasss: No word where the bayonets will be mountedLess than 24 hours and this one's already tired to death. I guess Obammster finally got that zinger in he so desperately wanted. Too bad Ambassador Stevens wasn't around to enjoy it.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: It's actually art students with boards.Nah, its military space lasers.
gas giant: "Top admirals" are usually old farts that will believe any and all bullsh*t weapons contractors are trying to sell them.
Triumph: Gee, if they put directed energy weapons on a satellite, I wonder how they'd test them......nah - it's aliens.
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