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2012-10-23 04:49:04 PM  
Go home supermassive black hole, you're drunk
 
2012-10-23 04:53:46 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Go home supermassive black hole, you're drunk



If I had a dollar for every time I heard that I'd be ri...oh blast, bother, and curses, I've soiled myself again!
 
2012-10-23 05:22:04 PM  
I thought we weren't supposed to call out Farkers in the headline.
 
2012-10-23 05:51:20 PM  

Krymson Tyde: I thought we weren't supposed to call out Farkers in the headline.


Damn. Beat me to it. *golfclap*
 
2012-10-23 05:55:40 PM  

Nogrhi: Krymson Tyde: I thought we weren't supposed to call out Farkers in the headline.

Damn. Beat me to it. *golfclap*


brap beat me to it.
 
2012-10-23 06:34:02 PM  
Jesus never said anything in the bible about this, so I'm afraid I am going to have to label this Satanic - besides only God can create something out of nothing and destroy it into nothing again.
 
2012-10-23 06:52:40 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-23 07:13:48 PM  
Sounds like a Don Martin headline.

/geen geen geen
//Blorf breedeet
///Grunch grunch gashlikt!
 
2012-10-23 07:16:27 PM  
We're probably witnessing the final demise of a solar system like our own - all the inhabitants of one or more planets, wiped out in a burst of X-rays.
Yeah, let's make burp jokes.
 
2012-10-23 07:17:31 PM  

Dragonflew: Sounds like a Don Martin headline.

/geen geen geen
//Blorf breedeet
///Grunch grunch gashlikt!


invisiblemikey.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-23 07:30:44 PM  

brap: scottydoesntknow: Go home supermassive black hole, you're drunk


If I had a dollar for every time I heard that I'd be ri...oh blast, bother, and curses, I've soiled myself again!


One doesn't get too many opportunities like that in a lifetime.
You didn't screw it up.
Son, I am proud.
 
2012-10-23 07:37:34 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Nogrhi: Krymson Tyde: I thought we weren't supposed to call out Farkers in the headline.

Damn. Beat me to it. *golfclap*

brap beat me to it.


Brap beats us all to it.
 
2012-10-23 07:52:56 PM  

fusillade762: Krymson Tyde: Nogrhi: Krymson Tyde: I thought we weren't supposed to call out Farkers in the headline.

Damn. Beat me to it. *golfclap*

brap beat me to it.

Brap beats us all to it.


That's what his wife says.

/rimshot
 
2012-10-23 08:18:03 PM  
"Ploo-ba-doof": the noise made when Wonder Woman takes off her bustier.
 
2012-10-23 08:38:29 PM  

ZMugg: Dragonflew: Sounds like a Don Martin headline.

/geen geen geen
//Blorf breedeet
///Grunch grunch gashlikt!

[invisiblemikey.files.wordpress.com image 500x678]


I love you both.
 
2012-10-23 08:51:37 PM  
i101.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-23 09:09:34 PM  
img.brothersoft.com
 
2012-10-23 09:37:11 PM  
Can tell I live in snow country.

First thing I thought of when seeing the headline.

api.webtopicture.com
 
2012-10-24 02:38:06 AM  

Tillmaster: We're probably witnessing the final demise of a solar system like our own - all the inhabitants of one or more planets, wiped out in a burst of X-rays.
Yeah, let's make burp jokes.


FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
 
2012-10-24 08:17:31 AM  

brap: scottydoesntknow: Go home supermassive black hole, you're drunk


If I had a dollar for every time I heard that I'd be ri...oh blast, bother, and curses, I've soiled myself again!


OK, that's the comment that gets you a Farkie from me.

/Like you give a damn about a filthy Liter like myself.
//Seriously though, you're hilarious. Always entertaining to see you in a thread.
 
2012-10-24 10:17:46 AM  

Elzar: Jesus never said anything in the bible about this, so I'm afraid I am going to have to label this Satanic - besides only God can create something out of nothing and destroy it into nothing again.


I love science!
Science is great!
Yeah, science!
I hate religion!
Damnit, Bill. Why do you always do that?
 
2012-10-24 12:08:42 PM  
FTA: "Usually, it's not doing a whole lot except sitting there being black and holey".

nope, not going there.
 
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