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(Irish Central)   We reveal what secret Donald Trump is planning to announce about Barack Obama -- Says he has secret that will change the race for the White House   (irishcentral.com) divider line 26
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2012-10-23 01:15:30 PM  
That he's never gonna give us up?
 
2012-10-23 01:23:49 PM  
It'd be awesome if he had video proof that Bin Laden was still alive...

Well, not awesome...but it'd be the biggest "caught in a lie" ever for Obama.
The biggest "caught in a lie" in all of history, I'd imagine.

Just a thought...probably not a very coherrent one, but a thought nonetheless.
 
2012-10-23 01:39:38 PM  
crab people.!
 
2012-10-23 02:11:47 PM  

Rawhead Rex: It'd be awesome if he had video proof that Bin Laden was still alive...

Well, not awesome...but it'd be the biggest "caught in a lie" ever for Obama.
The biggest "caught in a lie" in all of history, I'd imagine.

Just a thought...probably not a very coherrent one, but a thought nonetheless.


That's one possibility. The other is indisputable proof that the BLS has been doctoring labor statistics for the last four years and unemployment is really somewhere north of 14%.
 
2012-10-23 02:15:01 PM  
If anybody listens to Trump, Coulter, Mathews, or any other quack, they deserve what they get
 
2012-10-23 02:37:14 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: That he's never gonna give us up?


He wouldn't let us down like that.
 
2012-10-23 02:37:35 PM  

hbk72777: If anybody listens to Trump, Coulter, Mathews, or any other quack, they deserve what they get


Ear herpes?
 
2012-10-23 02:50:09 PM  

hbk72777: If anybody listens to Trump, Coulter, Mathews, or any other quack, they deserve what they get


Audible lobotomy?.
 
2012-10-23 03:24:37 PM  

Serious Black: Rawhead Rex: It'd be awesome if he had video proof that Bin Laden was still alive...

Well, not awesome...but it'd be the biggest "caught in a lie" ever for Obama.
The biggest "caught in a lie" in all of history, I'd imagine.

Just a thought...probably not a very coherrent one, but a thought nonetheless.

That's one possibility. The other is indisputable proof that the BLS has been doctoring labor statistics for the last four years and unemployment is really somewhere north of 14%.


That'd be pretty shocking. And related to government numbers fraud, I thought that maybe it might be that the CPI was being manipulated and inflation was a lot closer to 10% than the published figures of around 2%. Anyone who does a lot of shopping will probably say that 2% seems much too low.

But knowing Trump and his "style", he'll probably bring forward some bimbo who claims she had an affair with Obama. An announcement like this would play into the stereotypes about powerful black men. And if this is the case, the woman will probably be white so they can damage his support from minority voters as well as woman voters.

So my final answer is: white woman who says she slept with Obama.
 
2012-10-23 03:35:21 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: rufus-t-firefly: That he's never gonna give us up?

He wouldn't let us down like that.


But would he run around and hurt us?
 
2012-10-23 03:36:31 PM  
Looks like he wants a little more attention:

@realDonaldTrump Tomorrow I will be tweeting on only one subject!

@realDonaldTrump My announcement is tomorrow!

Then again, maybe he changed his mind and THIS is the big announcement:

@realDonaldTrump Everyone is asking me to speak more on Robert & Kristen.I don't have time except to say "Robert, drop her, she cheated on you & will again!"  

Seriously. That was something he actually tweeted.

And he thinks people respect him.
 
2012-10-23 03:59:52 PM  
Trump keeps getting older every year and young Democrats just get easier for him to troll.
 
2012-10-23 04:46:50 PM  

Atomic Spunk: So my final answer is: white woman who says she slept with Obama.


rufus-t-firefly:
@realDonaldTrump Everyone is asking me to speak more on Robert & Kristen.I don't have time except to say "Robert, drop her, she cheated on you & will again!"  

Seriously. That was something he actually tweeted.

And he thinks people respect him.



K-Stew cheated on R-Patz with Obama!

/uhg, i feel dirty typing that
 
2012-10-23 05:16:02 PM  
I have already voted BUT if I hadn't about the only thing Muskrat Head could say to stop me from voting Obama would be if Muskrat Head was endorsing him. Well maybe I'd still vote for Obama but I'd feel dirty.
 
2012-10-23 05:35:02 PM  
Trump, you wear an artificial tribble ass on your scalp.

Shut your pie hole already.
 
2012-10-23 05:35:34 PM  

mikaloyd: Trump keeps getting older every year and young Democrats just get easier for him to troll.


I think you have this backwards, not that there is any reason to troll Donald Trump anyway. He's a side show all on his own.
 
2012-10-23 06:32:15 PM  
I still think that his big announcement is going to be that he asked Obama to be on Celebrity Apprentice and Obama (laughed at him condescendingly) and said no.
 
2012-10-23 07:25:41 PM  
The big Obama Secret is... He's black.
 
2012-10-23 07:36:18 PM  
I wonder what he's shilling for.
/not really
 
2012-10-23 07:44:46 PM  
cdn.epicski.com
 
2012-10-23 08:35:52 PM  

Markus5: I wonder what he's shilling for.
/not really


Several million Ben Franklins.

Trump's big secret is Fartbongo pooped his pants. Not fartbongo's pants, trumps pants. Why he was in trumps pants I don't want to know.
 
2012-10-23 10:35:11 PM  

Rawhead Rex: It'd be awesome if he had video proof that Bin Laden was still alive...


www.flyline.com
 
2012-10-24 12:24:55 AM  

CygnusDarius: The big Obama Secret is... He's NOT black.


Barry should totally be Osama Bin Laden for Halloween
 
2012-10-24 07:14:15 AM  
Knowing the idiot Donald, it'll be one of these:

The Obamas almost got divorced in 2000 (not news)
Obama was a major pothead at Harvard Law School (again, not news)
Obama sold coke at Columbia (repeat, not news)

I'm still amazed Trump's adult kids turned out fairly normal considering their crazy parents. The jury's still out on the youngest one, whom Trump admitted to fathering to give the latest trophy wife something to do.
 
2012-10-24 11:55:15 AM  
I've read that he dug up divorce papers from michele and the pres from years ago when they were thinking about splitting. Well that changes my vote. Can't have a president who almost once got divorced. Thanks, Trump!
 
2012-10-24 05:01:10 PM  
Turns out Trump's big "secret" is actually an attempt to bribe the POTUS. He's offering $5million dollars to charity if Obama releases all of his college records and passport applications. He'll pay up if they're released by 5pm on Oct 31st, and if Trump is satisfied that the records are all complete (obviously there's no way he'd be satisfied, no matter what Obama gave him). What a tool.
 
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