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(TC Palm)   In 999 out of 1,000 cases, it is unwise to show police your testicles. This is not one of those cases   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 88
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2012-10-23 09:20:12 AM
A Florida story with a happy ending. Who knew?
 
2012-10-23 09:30:48 AM
"And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain"
 
2012-10-23 09:33:16 AM
It's a good thing everyone kept cool and didn't get testy.
 
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2012-10-23 09:38:29 AM
That's just nuts
 
2012-10-23 09:41:00 AM
spforever.uw.hu

Present them.
 
2012-10-23 09:46:33 AM
So many choices here.

Do we go with this?

Or this?
 
2012-10-23 09:49:01 AM
Who calls the police because they might have possibly seen someone masturbating but they're not sure because they couldn't see it? Someone throw that foolass under a train.
 
2012-10-23 09:55:30 AM
That was a ballsy move.
 
2012-10-23 01:25:08 PM
Do we really want to live in a world where the police are called every time some guy scratches his nuts?
 
2012-10-23 01:26:02 PM
That was close...because that day that I could be thrown in jail for scratching my balls is the day I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 
2012-10-23 01:26:49 PM
The real story here is this uptight asshole of a woman who just assumed that some guy scratching his nuts meant that he was some sort of sexual deviant.

The dude needed to look at her and give her a "biatch, please... no one wants to masturbate to your raggity ass!" look.
 
2012-10-23 01:27:14 PM

RedT: Do we really want to live in a world where the police are called every time some guy scratches his nuts?


Great minds think alike?
 
2012-10-23 01:28:25 PM
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Works wonders
 
2012-10-23 01:28:36 PM
Has anyone pointed out that this stupid twat should have just minded her own business? I see. Good.
 
2012-10-23 01:29:19 PM
I'm scratching my nuts right now, so I'm really getting a kick
 
2012-10-23 01:30:17 PM
So he got off?

Slippery slope.
 
2012-10-23 01:32:22 PM
Somebody in that article needs batteries.
 
2012-10-23 01:33:11 PM
Anyone take in that the name of the column the report was in is called "Off the beat?"

I dunno how. But daggumit, thars a joke in dare sumwhars.


/too sleepy for humor
//and unfunny
 
2012-10-23 01:33:38 PM
And this happened at Pubix of course.
 
2012-10-23 01:33:44 PM
A victory for ball scratchers everywhere!!
 
2012-10-23 01:35:26 PM

Slaxl: Who calls the police because they might have possibly seen someone masturbating but they're not sure because they couldn't see it? Someone throw that foolass under a train.


Seriously, fark that biatch.
 
2012-10-23 01:35:34 PM
So there was a rash of public indecency lately?
 
2012-10-23 01:36:57 PM
In before:

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/BALLS!
 
2012-10-23 01:37:47 PM

SilentStrider: A Florida story with a happy ending. Who knew?


I see what you did there.
 
2012-10-23 01:39:32 PM
Did he was his hands before shopping?
 
2012-10-23 01:40:17 PM
I am sitting nekked on an ant pile right now just in case I need an alibi later today.
 
2012-10-23 01:41:33 PM
I have a friend who was accused of shoplifting because he was scratching his nuts, so I am getting a kick...

Really, a couple people saw him and thought he was hiding something in his pocket, so they called the police and proceeded to follow him in their car (he was on a bike) until the police could catch him.
 
2012-10-23 01:41:58 PM
He might want to have that looked at. It could be something serious.
 
2012-10-23 01:42:18 PM
If it itches, scratch it.
 
2012-10-23 01:43:47 PM
Why can't we have more cops like this? This is a guy who should get a day off with pay for saving the taxpayers money. I would also give him hazard pay for having to look at an afflicted nutsack. It still would represent a substantial savings over putting some innocent guy in the system.
 
2012-10-23 01:45:28 PM
"Psst, officer, you should check out Bofa."

"Bofa who?"

"Bofa deeez nuts!"
 
2012-10-23 01:46:27 PM
Next time that lady adjusts her bra in public, I'm calling the cops.
 
2012-10-23 01:47:10 PM
He raised his right short leg? WTF?
 
2012-10-23 01:50:05 PM
That's some ballsey police there Lou.
 
2012-10-23 01:50:09 PM
It happened here in PSL. He was jerking it, believe me.
 
2012-10-23 01:50:22 PM

mikalmd: He raised his right short leg? WTF?


Mentioning his physical deformity was uncalled for.
 
2012-10-23 01:50:31 PM

mikalmd: He raised his right short leg? WTF?


He was walking in circles.
 
2012-10-23 01:52:09 PM

Minarets: Slaxl: Who calls the police because they might have possibly seen someone masturbating but they're not sure because they couldn't see it? Someone throw that foolass under a train.

Seriously, fark that biatch.


999 problems.
 
2012-10-23 01:56:16 PM
Someone buy the officer a drink when he's off duty...
 
2012-10-23 02:00:34 PM

mikalmd: He raised his right short leg? WTF?


That one took me a split second to parse as well. I think they meant the right leg of his shorts.

It's different than "short arm".
 
2012-10-23 02:00:34 PM

ChrisDe: Next time that lady adjusts her bra in public, I'm calling the cops.


This. I'd watch her like a hawk until it happened, too. Farking busybody.
 
2012-10-23 02:04:25 PM

RedT: Do we really want to live in a world where the police are called every time some guy scratches his nuts?


You poor bastard. That world: You already live in it.
 
2012-10-23 02:05:06 PM

mikalmd: He raised his right short leg? WTF?


I sure hope you're not one of those Farkers I hate because, man, I love you right now.
 
2012-10-23 02:05:27 PM
Anybody that knows anything knows us fellas don't scratch on the hangdown.

We pinch 'n roll.
 
2012-10-23 02:06:29 PM
www.whoaorno.com
 
2012-10-23 02:08:28 PM
Protip: if you have a rash on your balls, stay home.
 
2012-10-23 02:14:29 PM
Great, since reading this article my balls won't stop itching. Ugh.
 
2012-10-23 02:14:35 PM
 
2012-10-23 02:14:57 PM
I got 999 problems but an itch ain't one.
 
2012-10-23 02:15:09 PM
fta: "she began following him ..."

This kind of behavior is why it is so easy to implement fascism in almost any culture. What normal, morally centered person is so obsessed with what another person may or may not be doing with his own body that s/he feels compelled to follow, spy upon, and report that person to the police?
 
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