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(Daily Mail)   The woman who sparked a debate on beauty after Facebook picture in her underwear. Warning: Picture might be considered obscene because subject is not thin. And we all know that only skinny people can show their stomachs and celebrate themselves   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 60
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2012-10-23 08:01:46 AM
8 votes:
i595.photobucket.com
Heeeeeeeeey...hungry lady.
Op op op op oppan om-nom style!
2012-10-23 12:00:18 PM
7 votes:
I eat one grape and I feel bloated all day. I wish I could pack down the food like some of these fatties with BMIs in the high teens, but my mother wasn't crossbred with a mud wallowing pig. The most food you need to eat a day is a thin slice of whole grain bread and a little bit of dew that you can get by licking the grass. No wonder you people are so disgusting.
2012-10-23 10:20:41 AM
4 votes:

The Decider: Those stretch marks are just so sexy.

I thought they were claw marks. I assumed some guy got his head stuck.


I think they are claw marks from the inside. Whatever she ate is trying to get out.


i.dailymail.co.uk
2012-10-23 10:11:20 AM
4 votes:
Those stretch marks are just so sexy.

I thought they were claw marks. I assumed some guy got his head stuck.
2012-10-23 09:38:44 AM
4 votes:
i49.tinypic.com
2012-10-23 09:10:05 AM
4 votes:
She looks like tons of fun.
2012-10-23 10:23:03 AM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-23 09:43:48 AM
3 votes:

notmtwain: WARNING: Picture might be considered obscene because subject is not thin. And we all know that only skinny people can show their stomachs and celebrate themselves. Well I'm not going to stand for that. This is my body. Not yours. MINE. Meaning the choices I make about it, are none of your f****** business. Meaning my size, IS NONE OF YOUR F****** BUSINESS.
If my big belly and fat arms and stretch marks and thick thighs offend you, then that's okay. I'm not going to hide my body and my being to benefit your delicate sensitivities.
This picture is for the strange man at my nanny's church who told me my belly was too big when I was five.
This picture is for my horseback riding trainer telling me I was too fat when I was nine.
This picture is for the girl from summer camp who told me I'd be really pretty if I just lost a few pounds
This picture is for all the f****** stupid advertising agents who are selling us cream to get rid of our stretch marks, a perfectly normal thing most people have (I got mine during puberty)
This picture is for the boy at the party who told me I looked like a beached whale.
This picture is for Emily from middle school, who bullied me incessantly, made mocking videos about me, sent me nasty emails, and called me "lard". She made me feel like I didn't deserve to exist. Just because I happened to be bigger than her. I was 12. And she continued to bully me via social media into high school.
MOST OF ALL, this picture is for me. For the girl who hated her body so much she took extreme measures to try to change it. Who cried for hours over the fact she would never be thin. Who was teased and tormented and hurt just for being who she was.
I'm so over that.
THIS IS MY BODY, DEAL WITH IT


Even the lowest Farkers must give her respect. 

// I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that no one here will make fun of this woman. We've come too far.


2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-23 09:21:56 AM
3 votes:
This picture is for my horseback riding trainer telling me I was too fat when I was nine.

i.imgur.com
2012-10-23 01:41:39 PM
2 votes:
i2.photobucket.com
2012-10-23 10:38:43 AM
2 votes:
Are her tits smaller than her gut? Then she's fat. The end.
2012-10-23 10:16:41 AM
2 votes:

log_jammin: I've lost about 30lbs since last Christmas, but I don't think I've ever "celebrated" myself, before or after.

/I'd still take her home from the bar


really? I'm not necessarily happy with my body but I "celebrate" myself every day. Sometimes twice.
2012-10-23 10:05:37 AM
2 votes:

astoreth: Seriously? THEY HAVE RUN MARATHONS. Plural. Their goal is not to lose weight, it is to RUN MARATHONS.


My god, can't they do ANYTHING in moderation?


/I kid.
2012-10-23 09:58:21 AM
2 votes:
She's fat, dim-witted, and an attention whore.

WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE???
2012-10-23 09:54:47 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

These are my teeth. Not yours. MINE. Meaning the choices I make about them, are none of your f****** business. Meaning my teeth, ARE NONE OF YOUR F****** BUSINESS.

/Why won't anyone kiss me?
2012-10-23 09:38:55 AM
2 votes:

This text is now purple: Sleeping Monkey: You aren't born fat, you become fat through sloth and poor dietary choices.

You are born fat, actually.


Babies are lazy slobs, always laying around, doing nothing but eating and sleeping.
2012-10-23 09:10:00 AM
2 votes:
Where is meow said the dog? I would like this judged properly.
2012-10-23 07:58:25 AM
2 votes:
Millions of super skinny white guys and white-girl-seeking black guys would be perfectly happy with her.
2012-10-24 01:37:47 PM
1 votes:

pagstuff: As this thread tapers off, do we get to vote on who was most sanctimonious?


Just who are you to come into this thread and DARE to presume that someone has acted sanctimonious?! Maybe it's just me, but I was raised better than that. If you don't have the moral upbringing to behave like a someone with common decency on the Internet, then perhaps you should stay out of threads where adults are trying to have a reasoned and thoughtful conversation. If you insist upon acting like a pompous git, then perhaps 4chan would be more appropriate for your drivel.

(mikedrop.jpg)
2012-10-23 05:13:31 PM
1 votes:
She's beautiful.

would hit it like Hulk sucker punching Thor.

Hard, and requiring only a second.
2012-10-23 04:29:14 PM
1 votes:

Optimus Composite: Mid_mo_mad_man: Sleeping Monkey: Normalizing obesity in our society does far more harm than good. It should never be seen as acceptable to be fat. You aren't born fat, you become fat through sloth and poor dietary choices. It's good to have self-esteem, but put down the soda and go for a walk.

Fark off. I like curves and a broad a$&. You can keep those stick girls. You slap one on the a$& and risk breaking their hip

Why do people always pull that crap when you say you don't find fat girls attractive? Why do the chubby chasers start screaming about how if you don't like fatties you must be lusting after those models who look like heroin addicts and would fall through a crack in the floor. Why do they have to go to the other extreme? Well let me tell you chubby chasers something, I don't find the facebook girls body attractive, and I don't find Kate Moss body attractive either. Here's a little something more my style.
[jumpingjaxfitness.files.wordpress.com image 395x493]


So you're into dudes, but haven't admitted it yet?
2012-10-23 02:11:42 PM
1 votes:

theflatline: astoreth: serial_crusher: astoreth: serial_crusher: MOST OF ALL, this picture is for me. For the girl who hated her body so much she took extreme measures to try to change it.

What kind of "extreme measures" did she take exactly, and why did she jump to the extreme measures instead of just maybe not eating so much, and going to the gym once in a while.

Because it doesn't work for everyone. I have overweight runner friends who have completed marathons and eat right, and they never lose the weight. Some people are going to be pudgy no matter what, just like some people can wolf down all the junk and pizza they like, never exercise, and still be skinny as rails.

It is worth questioning how fast they're finishing those marathons. I usually don't dwell on time or PRs, because the important part of running is that you're having fun; but if your goal is to lose weight, an 8 hour marathon isn't really going to do much in terms of achieving that goal.

Seriously? THEY HAVE RUN MARATHONS. Plural. Their goal is not to lose weight, it is to RUN MARATHONS. I'm pretty sure they've come in under 5 hours, but still. Jebus, how many skinny people do you know can do that? Hell, I know even more normal-sized folks who eat crap and can't muster a 5k, but no one would give them shiat for being "unhealthy."

I am skinny and can do a 5k fairly easy, even at 42 years old. Hell, I climbed to the top of a glacier and peaked down a live volcano last year. Do I consider them great feats, nooo.

And doing a marathon in 8 hours is nothing to brag about.


Don't you have somewhere to be in about 20min?
2012-10-23 01:45:38 PM
1 votes:

machoprogrammer: Overfiend: Shut up you cock.

At least she can lose weight - you won't be able to lose being an ahole.


You sound fat.

Growing up, I was always the skinniest, scrawniest kid on the playground. I always heard "You are so skinny!" and crap like that. As a boy growing up, that was about the worst thing you can hear. I ate and ate and never gained a pound. In high school, I'd eat fast food several times a day and didn't gain weight.

So I really don't give a fark if people told her she was fat. People say shiat like that all the time and either get used to it or work to change it.


Poor baby...

Is that the reason you are a tool?
2012-10-23 12:02:01 PM
1 votes:
To the people making the "2nd Law of Thermodynamics" argument, you need to just stop. You sound like a creationist that doesn't understand either the law or how/where it is actually applicable to physical systems. The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics is NOT directly applicable to an active organism that is governed by complex biochemical processes, especially when the goal is something as highly SPECIFIC as health and adipose tissue reduction.

Fat tissue is not subject to the whims and desires of the consciousness of the person whose body it is in, nor is it a passive storage point for excess energy. It is innervated, active tissue that can demand more Calories at the expense of the organism as a whole. There is a strain of rats used in obesity research, called Zucker Rats, whose fat tissue is SO GREEDY that they will actually starve to death fat. Their bodies will consume their critical organ tissue (heart, liver, etc) before it will use those fat reserves for energy.

A similar condition can and does happen to people through a combination of genetics and a diet that has screwed up hormone signaling, sometimes permanently. If someone has the unfortunate double whammy of poor genetics and an unhealthy upbringing (raised on processed/junk food and poor education) then they are in for a grueling time when it comes to healthy weight loss, through no fault of their own.

Giving horrible advice, such as starving yourself, which is what you are doing when you are hungry but not eating, is terrible and counter-productive. Bodybuilders and athletes with weight classes (weightlifting, wrestling, etc.) often undergo purposeful calorie deficits for very short periods of time, even these extremely dedicated athletes with iron wills find the task near impossible, and certainly cannot maintain it for any length of time required to lose significant amounts of weight. Bodybuilders especially often end up causing themselves physical and psychological damage.

Obesity is America is a large-scale, public health issue and it is fueled by cheap corn and companies feeding highly processed non-food to the population, which in turn screws up their metabolism making them sick and causing their bodies to store more fat than they otherwise would. The only real solution involves the entire society, but each of us can do our part by eating real, healthy, unprocessed food.

/running long slow distances (e.g. marathons) isn't really that good for you and also isn't a good exercise for losing fat
// "Input < Output" is bad and incorrect advice
2012-10-23 11:12:28 AM
1 votes:
i48.tinypic.com

Plus sized eye bleach.
2012-10-23 10:57:39 AM
1 votes:

Vegan Meat Popsicle: This is my body. Not yours. MINE. Meaning the choices I make about it, are none of your f****** business. Meaning my size, IS NONE OF YOUR F****** BUSINESS.

Maybe if you don't want people commenting on the choices you make about your body you shouldn't actively parade it in front of tens of thousands of strangers.

And, no, it's not okay to celebrate being a fat-ass. It's one thing to point out that people shouldn't be stupidly obsessed with being thin, but you're not not just chubby, you're obese, and that's unhealthy. It's no better than people being proud to be ignorant. People view your body negatively because your body is a negative aspect of yourself because you keep it in an unhealthy state. You also seem to have a terrible personality and a persecution complex. Did people bully you over them too or did they develop separately?

You're just the whole package, aintcha?


I'm a little farked up maybe, but I'm fat how, I mean fat like I'm a cow, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to farkin' amuse you? What do you mean fat, fat how? How am I fat?
2012-10-23 10:57:25 AM
1 votes:
So, how long before I get cheers and accolades after I post a pic of my balding spot with a feisty diatribe on my FB?
2012-10-23 10:47:48 AM
1 votes:

peachfish: Burr: vermicious k'nid: It SHOULD be condemned. Being unhealthy is a burden to society, not just the overweight person.

Huh, she doesn't look unhealthy in that picture.

I know some women who are built "broad". They never seem to have any weight related health issues.

Hell, one I know has a job that requires lots of physical labor. She may look overweight, but she gets plenty of exercise and eats fairly well.

People come in different sizes and this "if only they would put down the fork" mentality is a load of shiat.
I'm quite healthy. I have great blood pressure, good cholesterol, decent endurance for someone with asthma (allergy relayed). I used to go to the gym 5 days a week, but now that I have 2 small children I don't have time. Instead, I take the stairs at work all day; I try to get a minimum of 20 floors a day minimum. I never eat fast food, I mostly cook from scratch. I watch portion sizes and track my carbs and calories most days. I dont drink sugary drinks, or even most diet drinks. I'm 5ft 6 inches tall and I weigh 205, no matter what I do. But tell me some more how I'm lazy and all I do is eat junk food and soda and my poor health is costing you money, cause we fat people just haven't heard that enough.


Putting down the fork works.

I went from around 260 to 150 about three years ago. It has stayed off because I still count calories.

Nothing else worked. You just have to get used to being hungry.

Go look at some photos of Holocaust survivors and people in POW camps. Do you see any fat ones? Even someone a little chubby?

That's because they weren't getting enough calories.

If you want to lose weight, you have to count your calories and make sure you are using more calories than you take in. Lots of people have. Put down the fork if you want to lose weight. Try fasting for a week and see what happens.
2012-10-23 10:34:14 AM
1 votes:
Caption from the 2nd picture: Proud: Stella Boonshoft posted the picture in response to everyone who has ever bulled her because of her size.

Hooo... uh... whoa... OK then.

Does anyone remember a time when we didn't parade about every little pathetic thing about our lives for the whole world to see? Seems to me I recall the only people who had dirt on me were people that knew me, in person.

Oh, and yes, she's cute, but drop the fatty act, honey. Women aren't allowed to be fat, only men are allowed to be fat. Women get to have multiple orgasms, men get to be fat. That's how it works.

/I keed
//Sort of
2012-10-23 10:28:51 AM
1 votes:
cdn10.realitynation.com

Approves.


That being said, yeah, OK, it's great that you have self-confidence, but being a fat, unhealthy person is NOTHING to be proud of.(Yes, and being a skinny unhealthy person also not good, okay?)

If you just get louder and "sassier", it doesn't change the fact that you are still fat and should take care of yourself. You've just given up and are now rationalizing
2012-10-23 10:26:45 AM
1 votes:
More power to you cupcake. She's not hurting anyone but herself and whomever she happens to pass out on. And for all the morons crying about social cost - I'll chain smoke a pack of cigarettes and drink a couple doubles just for you tonight and when I do stroke out I'll got to ER and get them to write it off on your tax dime. Thanks! You'll get an ulcer worrying about what the other 12 billion people on the planet might be doing to offend you. Does hand wringing count as exercise? Maybe climbing up and down off that high horse does. Maybe some anti bacterial lotion to get the stench of the unacceptable off of your pristine souls.

i174.photobucket.com
2012-10-23 10:20:39 AM
1 votes:

Sleeping Monkey: America's obesity epidemic isn't just the result of people driving their cars a block to buy 104oz sodas, its also the inevitable result of a government that subsidizes the fattiest, crappiest food available, and corn; lots and lots of corn. Solving the problem will take a lot more than just making fun of fat chicks, we need to elect leaders who aren't beholden to the companies that produce this junk, so they stop getting subsidized, so the cheapest food available isn't 2000 calories a serving.


Shhhh...you're making too much sense. Everyone's having too much fun being judgmental.
2012-10-23 10:16:47 AM
1 votes:

odinsposse: I'm not going to pat someone on the back and celebrate them for smoking a pack a day so why would I do the same with someone who's obese?


But, what if they smoke that pack all at once? Sure, maybe not a pat on the back (likely coughing fits to follow), but a bit of applause would seem appropriate.
2012-10-23 10:10:39 AM
1 votes:
I'd graciously hit that...afterwards, we'd go to Friendly's and have big ol' sundaes.
2012-10-23 10:09:01 AM
1 votes:

SilentStrider: She's cute. I'd hit it.


Her tits are the only parts of her that are too small.
2012-10-23 09:59:23 AM
1 votes:
I bet she takes big poops.



/got nothing else
2012-10-23 09:59:05 AM
1 votes:

Sleeping Monkey:
Because you can change your sexual preference through diet and exercise, so it's exactly the same thing.


I've seen formerly straight men decide to eat a lot of c*ck and then came out as gay, so I'm gonna say yes.

/Well, haven't seen it personally, but...
2012-10-23 09:55:48 AM
1 votes:
Attention whore is fat. news at 11.
2012-10-23 09:53:06 AM
1 votes:

vermicious k'nid: She don't care what people say about her weight, it makes her SASSY!


whatsadolltodo.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-23 09:40:25 AM
1 votes:
Holy crap you people suck this morning.

She's happy, who cares.

I went through puberty the same year I joined cross country. I ran 500 miles that year (not including whatever I ran for track in the spring). I stopped drinking pop and eating fast food, mainly because running on an upset stomach sucked.

And I gained weight, not all of it muscle. Puberty is a biatch, hormones all a crazy. Thankfully, I didn't have anyone *personally* tormenting me, other than myself wondering why the f--k I wasn't skinner than other girls on the team I could outrun... then eventually slapped myself awake and realized that if eating healthy, not drinking unnecessary calories, and being absurdly active got me to that weight, then so be it.

Eventually things settled down, but holy crap.

In summation: f--k you, f--k you, you're cool girl, f--k you, I'm out.
2012-10-23 09:29:57 AM
1 votes:
If your size is none of my business then why is your naked picture on the front page of the paper lardass?
2012-10-23 09:27:17 AM
1 votes:

flucto: Cushing's?


For the pushings?
2012-10-23 09:27:12 AM
1 votes:
Sure, she's fine. But once a woman gets to a certain point, I no longer find her physically attractive. If we had been in a relationship, and she started off thinner, and gained weight to where she is now, I would lose all interest in sex. If I met her now, I would never be interested in a romantic relationship. I can no more change this than a gay man can make himself straight, so I refuse to feel bad about it. I think chubby chasers are lucky; it's got to be easier to get what you want, when what you want is what most guys don't.
2012-10-23 09:25:06 AM
1 votes:
i171.photobucket.com

She said farking three times.
2012-10-23 09:22:45 AM
1 votes:

babysealclubber: Gee, I wonder what might be the cause of her self-loathing


Premature ejacuposting happens to everyone! *cries, runs away*
2012-10-23 09:20:31 AM
1 votes:
For the girl who hated her body so much she took extreme measures to try to change it. Who cried for hours over the fact she would never be thin.

Too bad she didn't try the "extreme measure" of a healthy diet and moderate exercise program.
2012-10-23 09:20:28 AM
1 votes:
It's all fun and games celebrating obesity until you try to defend your country with the marshmallow brigade.
2012-10-23 09:20:08 AM
1 votes:

IlGreven: Sleeping Monkey: Normalizing obesityhomosexuality in our society does far more harm than good. It should never be seen as acceptable to be fatgay. You aren't born fatgay, you become fat through sloth and poor dietary choicessin and temptation. It's good to have self-esteem, but put down the soda and go for a walkget a good woman like your mother would want you to.

...sounds familiar...


media.tumblr.com
2012-10-23 09:16:45 AM
1 votes:

serial_crusher: What kind of "extreme measures" did she take exactly


This. Obviously she's not anorexic, so "extreme" is a matter of perspective, and hers is definitely limited. Mind you, she's really not all that bad, but her definition of "not hiding" is publicly displaying her body for shock value with a message of "mind your own business". The unwarranted self-contragulatory attitude and passive-aggressive attention whoring is a thousand times more repulsive than any stretch mark on her belly. I'd actually think she's pretty cute (I'd hit it if I was single and drunk) if not for the crazy.

Time to hit fatties with the clue bat, again: SELF-LOATHING DOES NOT COUNT AS EFFORT. If you hate yourself, that's your brain telling you to do better. Misery without effort is just wallowing.
2012-10-23 09:15:37 AM
1 votes:
I'm not impressed. Anyone can be fat. What's really tough is being a pretty white girl.
2012-10-23 09:12:38 AM
1 votes:

babysealclubber: She looks like tons of fun.


www.vinyl45s.com

Approves.
2012-10-23 09:11:26 AM
1 votes:

serial_crusher: Fear_and_Loathing: She is within the norm for women.  Horrors!

Just because being overweight has become the norm doesn't mean it should be celebrated.


It also shouldn't be condemned.

The problem with today's society is that too many people conflate their personal choices with morally righteous choices for everyone else. Fark off, in all seriousness. The world would be a much nicer place if people would just mind their own goddamned business.
2012-10-23 09:11:26 AM
1 votes:

Sleeping Monkey: You aren't born fat, you become fat through sloth and poor dietary choices.


You are born fat, actually.
2012-10-23 09:10:56 AM
1 votes:

notmtwain: WARNING: Picture might be considered obscene because subject is not thin. And we all know that only skinny people can show their stomachs and celebrate themselves. Well I'm not going to stand for that. This is my body. Not yours. MINE. Meaning the choices I make about it, are none of your f****** business. Meaning my size, IS NONE OF YOUR F****** BUSINESS.
If my big belly and fat arms and stretch marks and thick thighs offend you, then that's okay. I'm not going to hide my body and my being to benefit your delicate sensitivities.
This picture is for the strange man at my nanny's church who told me my belly was too big when I was five.
This picture is for my horseback riding trainer telling me I was too fat when I was nine.
This picture is for the girl from summer camp who told me I'd be really pretty if I just lost a few pounds
This picture is for all the f****** stupid advertising agents who are selling us cream to get rid of our stretch marks, a perfectly normal thing most people have (I got mine during puberty)
This picture is for the boy at the party who told me I looked like a beached whale.
This picture is for Emily from middle school, who bullied me incessantly, made mocking videos about me, sent me nasty emails, and called me "lard". She made me feel like I didn't deserve to exist. Just because I happened to be bigger than her. I was 12. And she continued to bully me via social media into high school.
MOST OF ALL, this picture is for me. For the girl who hated her body so much she took extreme measures to try to change it. Who cried for hours over the fact she would never be thin. Who was teased and tormented and hurt just for being who she was.
I'm so over that.
THIS IS MY BODY, DEAL WITH IT


Even the lowest Farkers must give her respect. 

// I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that no one here will make fun of this woman. We've come too far.


you sound fat.
2012-10-23 09:09:13 AM
1 votes:
I'd hit it and never call it again.
2012-10-23 09:07:45 AM
1 votes:
Attention whores come in all shapes and sizes...
2012-10-23 09:00:32 AM
1 votes:

Fear_and_Loathing: She is within the norm for women.  Horrors!


Just because being overweight has become the norm doesn't mean it should be celebrated.
2012-10-23 08:17:52 AM
1 votes:
I'd Friend then Poke her.

Dare I say: I'd even give her the Boonshaft.
2012-10-23 08:03:22 AM
1 votes:
WARNING: Picture might be considered obscene because subject is not thin. And we all know that only skinny people can show their stomachs and celebrate themselves. Well I'm not going to stand for that. This is my body. Not yours. MINE. Meaning the choices I make about it, are none of your f****** business. Meaning my size, IS NONE OF YOUR F****** BUSINESS.
If my big belly and fat arms and stretch marks and thick thighs offend you, then that's okay. I'm not going to hide my body and my being to benefit your delicate sensitivities.
This picture is for the strange man at my nanny's church who told me my belly was too big when I was five.
This picture is for my horseback riding trainer telling me I was too fat when I was nine.
This picture is for the girl from summer camp who told me I'd be really pretty if I just lost a few pounds
This picture is for all the f****** stupid advertising agents who are selling us cream to get rid of our stretch marks, a perfectly normal thing most people have (I got mine during puberty)
This picture is for the boy at the party who told me I looked like a beached whale.
This picture is for Emily from middle school, who bullied me incessantly, made mocking videos about me, sent me nasty emails, and called me "lard". She made me feel like I didn't deserve to exist. Just because I happened to be bigger than her. I was 12. And she continued to bully me via social media into high school.
MOST OF ALL, this picture is for me. For the girl who hated her body so much she took extreme measures to try to change it. Who cried for hours over the fact she would never be thin. Who was teased and tormented and hurt just for being who she was.
I'm so over that.
THIS IS MY BODY, DEAL WITH IT



Even the lowest Farkers must give her respect. 

// I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that no one here will make fun of this woman. We've come too far.
2012-10-23 07:29:21 AM
1 votes:
I've lost about 30lbs since last Christmas, but I don't think I've ever "celebrated" myself, before or after.

/I'd still take her home from the bar
 
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