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(Short List)   The Eskimos have over a hundred words for snow. Subby has just one word for the official Iron Man 3 trailer. BADASS   (shortlist.com) divider line 70
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2012-10-23 03:37:08 PM
Am I the only one who thought it strange that there was a giant stuffed rabbit with huge breasts as the backdrop for the slow-mo explosion in Tony Strark's house?

I hope not.
 
2012-10-23 04:11:50 PM

Zombie DJ: You know those people that go see Paul Blart: Mall Cop and have people yell at them by saying Hollywood does more movies because of them?

Yeah, the people that can't get a pulse going and merely say "meh" to this, well...
welcome to the other side of the pendulum and say hello to more Transformers movies with less plot.


I know there's a point here, but damned if I can find it...
 
2012-10-23 04:56:48 PM
It's "Inuit", BTW. "Eskimo" is a derogatory term.
 
2012-10-23 05:27:03 PM

aphyd: It's "Inuit", BTW. "Eskimo" is a derogatory term.


and we should use invasive species-americans instead of indians??
because, be fair, that is what humans are .... invasive species
 
2012-10-23 05:58:42 PM
Sucks when your tower and your house gets blowed up.
 
2012-10-23 06:07:17 PM

texdent: mooseyfate: Did I spot Osborne's Iron Patriot armor during that trailer? Hmmmm...interesting...

Yeah, I'm figuring the army wants to patriot up the armor War Machine wears.


Lack of guns tells me it was either unfinished or not the War Machine armor.
 
2012-10-23 06:20:08 PM
NOT THE HOUSE!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
 
2012-10-23 06:30:58 PM
Based on the trailer I'll be waiting for Netflix. This from a guy who paid $4.99 to stream the Dark Knight Returns this past weekend. Very sad.
 
2012-10-23 06:50:03 PM

ronin7: mooseyfate: Did I spot Osborne's Iron Patriot armor during that trailer? Hmmmm...interesting...

Makes sense. "Captain America saved my life..."

The Military or government wants their own Captain America (again).

I wonder if the shadows on the wall are from the battle of new york or something different?


I'm willing to put money on them being from repulsor-based suicide bombs. Someone had cobbled together enough Iron Man tech from parts and pieces he'd left around, and reverse-engineered it.
 
2012-10-23 07:57:43 PM

aphyd: It's "Inuit", BTW. "Eskimo" is a derogatory term.


Eskimo
 
2012-10-24 12:15:38 AM
It would be great if the "Iron Patriot" is actually Captain America coming to bail Stark out of trouble in the second act. This way, Caps character can evolve from "golly gee wiz this ain't the forty's" and bring him more in line with the first Ultimates run from a few years ago. I would look for other Avengers characters I'm the Thor and Cap sequels and possibly Ant-Man. Would be great to see Ruffalo as Hulk in any of the other movies. I haven't seen a cast list for either sequel so the point may be mute. Could be War Machine in the Patriot suit.
 
2012-10-24 12:54:39 AM
I like the trailer.. but then I haven't seen DKR yet. Looks like that'll be released in early December.
 
2012-10-24 08:58:20 AM
Man, the bots better be safe after that explosion.
 
2012-10-24 09:55:15 AM

skepticalrube: It would be great if the "Iron Patriot" is actually Captain America coming to bail Stark out of trouble in the second act. This way, Caps character can evolve from "golly gee wiz this ain't the forty's" and bring him more in line with the first Ultimates run from a few years ago. I would look for other Avengers characters I'm the Thor and Cap sequels and possibly Ant-Man. Would be great to see Ruffalo as Hulk in any of the other movies. I haven't seen a cast list for either sequel so the point may be mute. Could be War Machine in the Patriot suit.


I actually hope they don't do that thing with Cap. He's supposed to be a boy scout, and they already have the Winter Soldier storyline for the next Cap movie, so that will be the story that takes him away from the "Man out of time" angle and puts him into the present day completely. Because, yeah, Cap in Stark armor is just...no thanks.
 
2012-10-24 11:31:15 AM

skepticalrube: It would be great if the "Iron Patriot" is actually Captain America coming to bail Stark out of trouble in the second act. This way, Caps character can evolve from "golly gee wiz this ain't the forty's" and bring him more in line with the first Ultimates run from a few years ago. I would look for other Avengers characters I'm the Thor and Cap sequels and possibly Ant-Man. Would be great to see Ruffalo as Hulk in any of the other movies. I haven't seen a cast list for either sequel so the point may be mute. Could be War Machine in the Patriot suit.


Minor SPOILERS: Close-up of the Patriot suit. (pops)
 
2012-10-24 12:22:25 PM

Sweet Chin Music: skepticalrube: It would be great if the "Iron Patriot" is actually Captain America coming to bail Stark out of trouble in the second act. This way, Caps character can evolve from "golly gee wiz this ain't the forty's" and bring him more in line with the first Ultimates run from a few years ago. I would look for other Avengers characters I'm the Thor and Cap sequels and possibly Ant-Man. Would be great to see Ruffalo as Hulk in any of the other movies. I haven't seen a cast list for either sequel so the point may be mute. Could be War Machine in the Patriot suit.

Minor SPOILERS: Close-up of the Patriot suit. (pops)


I'm relieved to know they aren't shoe-horning Cap into the movie. Now War-Machine making an appearence in Winter Soldier would be cool.
 
2012-10-24 12:28:27 PM

PhDemented: Raug the Dwarf:


Agreed. It was always just some asshole in a robotic suit or carried a single, gimmicky weapon. e.g. Dynamo, Beetle, Stilt, Arsenal, Boomerang, Firepower, Titanium Man, Whirlwind, etc.

Metalman, Airman, Bubbleman, Quickman, Clashman, Flashman, Heatman, Woodman...


Magnetman, Snakeman, Geminiman, Needleman, Sparkman, Hardman, Shadowman, Topman...
 
2012-10-24 12:29:02 PM

mooseyfate: skepticalrube: It would be great if the "Iron Patriot" is actually Captain America coming to bail Stark out of trouble in the second act. This way, Caps character can evolve from "golly gee wiz this ain't the forty's" and bring him more in line with the first Ultimates run from a few years ago. I would look for other Avengers characters I'm the Thor and Cap sequels and possibly Ant-Man. Would be great to see Ruffalo as Hulk in any of the other movies. I haven't seen a cast list for either sequel so the point may be mute. Could be War Machine in the Patriot suit.

I actually hope they don't do that thing with Cap. He's supposed to be a boy scout, and they already have the Winter Soldier storyline for the next Cap movie, so that will be the story that takes him away from the "Man out of time" angle and puts him into the present day completely. Because, yeah, Cap in Stark armor is just...no thanks.


I like the boy scout that is Captain America. I thought it would be a cool and fun way of getting him up to speed with Technology. Not to alter his personality though. I think Cap was in Stark armor for a short time in the comics.
 
2012-10-24 01:28:06 PM

Bag of Hammers: I would have gone with Gilbert Gottfried or Paul Giamatti in way over the top racially insensitive asian make up. Like Peter Sellers in Fu Manchu.

Stark: You stole my suit Mandarin, give it back!

Mandarin: No Tickee, NO RAUNDRY!


Ring Ring do battle.
 
2012-10-24 02:59:07 PM

skepticalrube:

I like the boy scout that is Captain America. I thought it would be a cool and fun way of getting him up to speed with Technology. Not to alter his personality though. I think Cap was in Stark armor for a short time in the comics.


We only saw a bit of "man out of time" stuff in The Avengers. I think Cap 2 should focus on that. Less Winter Soldier and more Cap bafflement at cell phones, pop music, teenagers, computers, internets, etc. The whole movie should be Cap stumbling through New York trying update his documentation, getting a bank account, borrowing cash from his relatives/descendants, and trying to find a job. At the end he bumps into the Winter Soldier while apartment hunting and they fight.
 
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