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(SeattlePI)   Cher angry about her comeback song being leaked by gypsies, tramps, and thieves, wishes she could turn back time, find a way to keep the song under wraps   ( ) divider line 14
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2012-10-23 01:48:34 PM  
Half Breed!
2012-10-23 01:51:09 PM  
In other news, Cher's hair explodes.
2012-10-23 01:59:27 PM  
Don't call it a comeback
Cher's been here for years.

/not really
2012-10-23 02:11:59 PM  
2012-10-23 02:32:09 PM

My hair is a bush,
your argument is invalid.
2012-10-23 02:50:05 PM  
I prefer Claudia Black as Cher,
2012-10-23 02:59:21 PM  
OK, I have some questions to ask.

1) Who would think that leaking a cher song would be something anyone would want in the first place?
2) Did anyone actually download it? (Besides Mr. Mackey)
3) If so, can they step forward and claim their straighjacket, er I mean prize?
2012-10-23 03:35:55 PM
2012-10-23 04:03:18 PM  

"Superstar Cher ..."

Where I stopped reading.
2012-10-23 06:11:45 PM  
2012-10-23 07:23:28 PM  
I can't belieEeEeEeEeEe such a thing would happen to her.
2012-10-23 07:41:13 PM  
Sonny, he is disappoint.
2012-10-24 10:15:14 AM  
Does this mean the farewell tour is over?!?
2012-10-24 01:07:37 PM  
We all have our regrets.

I wish I could get a film clip of Sonny Bono skiing into that tree.

He was so right wing as a member of Congress that Bob Dole made a joke about him navigating the Halls of Power using only right turns. Today, Dole or Bono would be the Voice of Moderation in Congress.

Finally, he made one right turn too many and turned into a tree. I don't know what Cher is turning into, but damn, she's younger looking than she was in 1974.

My theory is that she is one of the Hollywood Vampyre Womyn who suck the life out of young actors to remain youthful forever. The head vampyre woman is Goldie Hawn. If you don't believe me, take a look at her and then a look a Kurt Russell. Better yet, compare shots of them both from 1974.
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