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(SeattlePI)   If you're ever in San Francisco, you can pay a professional masseuse $350 to slap you in the face. Or, you can tell the first woman you see that she has a fat ass, and get the same treatment for free from an amateur   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, San Francisco, massages, Thai  
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1754 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Oct 2012 at 9:58 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-23 10:00:52 AM  
No, that dress does not make your ass look fat. Your ASS makes your ass look fat.
2012-10-23 10:01:40 AM  
Hey girl, you hungry?

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2012-10-23 10:06:09 AM  
Slap you in the face with what exactly?

2012-10-23 10:08:54 AM  
"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life." - Emo Philips
2012-10-23 10:31:09 AM  
I'd rather pay for an argument.
2012-10-23 10:32:28 AM  
Something, the beautiful woman announced, was wrong.

She has a penis.

If the face-slapping business takes off, Tata said she plans to return to Bangkok next year and study the ancient art of Thai butt punching.  

Internal and external massage.
2012-10-23 12:01:04 PM  
Since it's an Asian parlor, I assume a happy ending comes with extra $.
2012-10-23 03:41:21 PM  
$350 bucks?! A San Francisco blogger pays a woman $8/hour to slap him in the face.
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