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2012-10-23 12:34:05 PM  
Damn you subby!

www.washingtonpost.com

This photo in regards to subby's subtle joke is hilarious.

"I'm in a pool of seamen!"
 
2012-10-23 01:06:05 PM  
Friend who worked on the set with him claims he likes young, college-age dudes.
 
2012-10-23 01:08:37 PM  
EVERYONE KNOWS, KEVIN.
 
2012-10-23 01:12:52 PM  
ha!
 
2012-10-23 01:13:12 PM  
He's so spunky.
 
2012-10-23 01:20:53 PM  
Its been a few years since Ive been to a navy game.
 
2012-10-23 01:29:34 PM  

WienerButt: Friend who worked on the set with him claims he likes young, college-age dudes.


You mean he doesn't like middle aged, fat, balding dudes? What a shocker.
 
2012-10-23 01:34:48 PM  

amindtat: WienerButt: Friend who worked on the set with him claims he likes young, college-age dudes.

You mean he doesn't like middle aged, fat, balding dudes? What a shocker.


I like middle aged, fat, balding dudes.
 
2012-10-23 01:42:52 PM  
The Baltimore Sun reports that Spacey might have done push-ups with the Midshipmen, which makes sense because everyone knows that you can't be a ruthless pol without good upper body strength.

I'm imaging the article writer thinking "Hmm...how can I out Kevin Spacey without being sued for libel?"
 
2012-10-23 01:47:16 PM  

Cythraul: amindtat: WienerButt: Friend who worked on the set with him claims he likes young, college-age dudes.

You mean he doesn't like middle aged, fat, balding dudes? What a shocker.

I like middle aged, fat, balding dudes.


If I was a gay man I could make you very happy. Sadly, I'm doomed to disappointing the ladies.
 
2012-10-23 01:48:06 PM  

Cythraul: amindtat: WienerButt: Friend who worked on the set with him claims he likes young, college-age dudes.

You mean he doesn't like middle aged, fat, balding dudes? What a shocker.

I like middle aged, fat, balding dudes.


Testify.

Give me an hour with Chris Bauer, and I will make him a new man. A terrified, traumatized, sweaty and very sore new man.
 
2012-10-23 01:51:10 PM  
With his sidekick swallow?
 
2012-10-23 01:51:33 PM  

Brytanica1: Cythraul: amindtat: WienerButt: Friend who worked on the set with him claims he likes young, college-age dudes.

You mean he doesn't like middle aged, fat, balding dudes? What a shocker.

I like middle aged, fat, balding dudes.

Testify.

Give me an hour with Chris Bauer, and I will make him a new man. A terrified, traumatized, sweaty and very sore new man.


hawaii-five-0.maxupdates.tv

This Chris Bauer?

If so, I couldn't agree more with you. I have wanted this man for many years.
 
2012-10-23 01:52:06 PM  

Cythraul: Damn you subby!

[www.washingtonpost.com image 406x550]

This photo in regards to subby's subtle joke is hilarious.

"I'm in a pool of seamen!"


CSB time: boot camp, we're doing the swim test. during the tread water portion, i'm workin in, we're about 9 minutes in, and i just sort of grunt to myself and get a thoughtful look.

one of the DIs was swimming around to act as a lifeguard. he hears the grunt and comes over and asks me what's wrong. i replied 'sir, i just had a realization, sir!' 'what's that, recruit?' 'sir, we're swimming in a pool full of seamen, sir!'

i swear to you, i thought he was gonna grab me and hold me under till i stopped breathing for a minute. given that i sounded off pretty firmly, most of the people in the pool heard me very clearly. there was a LOT of sputtering and coughing(and one of the DIs at the side of the pool spat his coffee).

yeah, i paid for it, but it was totally worth it.

/csb!
 
2012-10-23 01:53:13 PM  

Cythraul: amindtat: WienerButt: Friend who worked on the set with him claims he likes young, college-age dudes.

You mean he doesn't like middle aged, fat, balding dudes? What a shocker.

I like middle aged, fat, balding dudes.


Give me another 5 years and convince me to stop riding my bike and going to the batting cage, and I'll be perfect for you.
 
2012-10-23 01:58:58 PM  

Cythraul: Brytanica1: Cythraul: amindtat: WienerButt: Friend who worked on the set with him claims he likes young, college-age dudes.

You mean he doesn't like middle aged, fat, balding dudes? What a shocker.

I like middle aged, fat, balding dudes.

Testify.

Give me an hour with Chris Bauer, and I will make him a new man. A terrified, traumatized, sweaty and very sore new man.

[hawaii-five-0.maxupdates.tv image 356x400]

This Chris Bauer?

If so, I couldn't agree more with you. I have wanted this man for many years.


Yup.

Also, I would let Michael Chiklis do terrible, awful things to me.
 
2012-10-23 01:59:45 PM  

Brytanica1: Cythraul: Brytanica1: Cythraul: amindtat: WienerButt: Friend who worked on the set with him claims he likes young, college-age dudes.

You mean he doesn't like middle aged, fat, balding dudes? What a shocker.

I like middle aged, fat, balding dudes.

Testify.

Give me an hour with Chris Bauer, and I will make him a new man. A terrified, traumatized, sweaty and very sore new man.

[hawaii-five-0.maxupdates.tv image 356x400]

This Chris Bauer?

If so, I couldn't agree more with you. I have wanted this man for many years.

Yup.

Also, I would let Michael Chiklis do terrible, awful things to me.


I think you and me have exactly the same type.
 
2012-10-23 02:02:14 PM  

Cythraul: Brytanica1: Cythraul: Brytanica1: Cythraul: amindtat: WienerButt: Friend who worked on the set with him claims he likes young, college-age dudes.

You mean he doesn't like middle aged, fat, balding dudes? What a shocker.

I like middle aged, fat, balding dudes.

Testify.

Give me an hour with Chris Bauer, and I will make him a new man. A terrified, traumatized, sweaty and very sore new man.

[hawaii-five-0.maxupdates.tv image 356x400]

This Chris Bauer?

If so, I couldn't agree more with you. I have wanted this man for many years.

Yup.

Also, I would let Michael Chiklis do terrible, awful things to me.

I think you and me have exactly the same type.



I tend to go for the bears. Roger Hazard from Sell this House is perfection.

But, Garreth Thomas, who definitely is not a bear could easily have his dirty, filthy, sweaty way with me.
 
2012-10-23 02:02:30 PM  

In other news, "Beat Navy" tunnel at West Point now to be dubbed "Beat Spacey" for a day.

usarmy.vo.llnwd.net
GO ARMY, BEAT SPACEY

 
2012-10-23 02:04:58 PM  

Brytanica1: I tend to go for the bears. Roger Hazard from Sell this House is perfection.

But, Garreth Thomas, who definitely is not a bear could easily have his dirty, filthy, sweaty way with me.


1.bp.blogspot.com

I wonder if that's photoshopped.

But yeah, I'd go for some Roger too. Especially since he's also somewhat a redhead. Ummm, redheads.
 
2012-10-23 02:13:26 PM  

Cythraul: Brytanica1: I tend to go for the bears. Roger Hazard from Sell this House is perfection.

But, Garreth Thomas, who definitely is not a bear could easily have his dirty, filthy, sweaty way with me.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 318x238]

I wonder if that's photoshopped.

But yeah, I'd go for some Roger too. Especially since he's also somewhat a redhead. Ummm, redheads.


It's not. Its from his bigmusclebears profile several years back. I saw it back when it was live. He had several pictures on it.
 
2012-10-23 02:18:37 PM  

Brytanica1: Cythraul: Brytanica1: I tend to go for the bears. Roger Hazard from Sell this House is perfection.

But, Garreth Thomas, who definitely is not a bear could easily have his dirty, filthy, sweaty way with me.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 318x238]

I wonder if that's photoshopped.

But yeah, I'd go for some Roger too. Especially since he's also somewhat a redhead. Ummm, redheads.

It's not. Its from his bigmusclebears profile several years back. I saw it back when it was live. He had several pictures on it.


Several pictures, eh? Any of the not-for-prime-time variety?
 
2012-10-23 02:26:56 PM  

Cythraul: Brytanica1: Cythraul: Brytanica1: I tend to go for the bears. Roger Hazard from Sell this House is perfection.

But, Garreth Thomas, who definitely is not a bear could easily have his dirty, filthy, sweaty way with me.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 318x238]

I wonder if that's photoshopped.

But yeah, I'd go for some Roger too. Especially since he's also somewhat a redhead. Ummm, redheads.

It's not. Its from his bigmusclebears profile several years back. I saw it back when it was live. He had several pictures on it.

Several pictures, eh? Any of the not-for-prime-time variety?


No, unfortunately not. :(

His husband is a guy named Chris Stout, who is just as hot as Roger. I would happily let them turn me into the human equivalent of a chinese fingercuff.
 
2012-10-23 02:28:10 PM  

Brytanica1: His husband is a guy named Chris Stout, who is just as hot as Roger. I would happily let them turn me into the human equivalent of a chinese fingercuff.


Husband? Figures.
 
2012-10-23 02:32:56 PM  

amindtat: WienerButt: Friend who worked on the set with him claims he likes young, college-age dudes.

You mean he doesn't like middle aged, fat, balding dudes? What a shocker.


I wish people would leave the guy alone. He's made it clear he doesn't want to discuss his sex life. As long as someone isn't violating basic human rights or gross violations of the law, what they do in their house is their business. He wants his privacy. Move along.
 
2012-10-23 02:34:58 PM  
Is this the Rainbow thread?

You don't have to tell if you don't want to...
 
2012-10-23 03:10:13 PM  
 
2012-10-23 04:05:06 PM  
That's Sea Man
 
2012-10-23 04:39:47 PM  

Cythraul: Brytanica1: Cythraul: amindtat: WienerButt: Friend who worked on the set with him claims he likes young, college-age dudes.

You mean he doesn't like middle aged, fat, balding dudes? What a shocker.

I like middle aged, fat, balding dudes.

Testify.

Give me an hour with Chris Bauer, and I will make him a new man. A terrified, traumatized, sweaty and very sore new man.

[hawaii-five-0.maxupdates.tv image 356x400]

This Chris Bauer?

If so, I couldn't agree more with you. I have wanted this man for many years.


I wouldn't be into teh sex with him, but I've loved his work since The Wire, and I really enjoy his character on True Blood. Good to know his name at least. He's a fantastic actor, I just never looked him up.

Detective Andy Bellefleur: We are going to get through this so long as we act like everything is perfectly normal.
Jason Stackhouse: I ain't even sure what normal is anymore.
Detective Andy Bellefleur: Well for you, normal is goin' out and gettin' tail. So I suggest you start there.
Jason Stackhouse: No, that was the old Jason. I wanna be new Jason.
Detective Andy Bellefleur: Well, when this thing blows over you can go out and not get laid all you want to. But for now, you gotta be the Jason Stackhouse everybody knows. So conscience off, dick on. And everything's gonna be alright.
 
2012-10-23 07:00:56 PM  

Mrbogey: amindtat: WienerButt: Friend who worked on the set with him claims he likes young, college-age dudes.

You mean he doesn't like middle aged, fat, balding dudes? What a shocker.

I wish people would leave the guy alone. He's made it clear he doesn't want to discuss his sex life. As long as someone isn't violating basic human rights or gross violations of the law, what they do in their house is their business. He wants his privacy. Move along.


Agreed. I love him as an actor and that's all I need to know about him. He's not an AW, he doesn't talk about his private life or make money from it like a Kartrashian, so it should be left private. As for the show he's making, it's a re-do of an old British show - there was House of Cards, To Play The King, and The Final Cut, starring the brilliant Ian Richardson. I hope the remake will do justice to the original, but I couldn't possibly comment.
 
2012-10-24 01:01:54 AM  
I stopped talking about his private life once he stopped filing police reports when rent boys in public parks in London stole his cell phone.

/it happened two or three times
//I assume he found a call-in service
 
2012-10-24 01:03:20 AM  

Cythraul: amindtat: WienerButt: Friend who worked on the set with him claims he likes young, college-age dudes.

You mean he doesn't like middle aged, fat, balding dudes? What a shocker.

I like middle aged, fat, balding dudes.


i notice your EIP

/ expect PIE


Cythraul:

[hawaii-five-0.maxupdates.tv image 356x400]

This Chris Bauer?


wow, that guy is literally a blockhead
 
2012-10-24 02:33:15 AM  
Meh lame joke is lame. There's also two chicks near him lol so joke fail.
The guy is a bad mf actor and apparently bi but who gives a toss about that anyway!
 
2012-10-24 02:34:25 AM  
And by bad I mean farking great
 
2012-10-24 09:04:14 AM  

Brytanica1: Cythraul: Brytanica1: Cythraul: amindtat: WienerButt: Friend who worked on the set with him claims he likes young, college-age dudes.

You mean he doesn't like middle aged, fat, balding dudes? What a shocker.

I like middle aged, fat, balding dudes.

Testify.

Give me an hour with Chris Bauer, and I will make him a new man. A terrified, traumatized, sweaty and very sore new man.

[hawaii-five-0.maxupdates.tv image 356x400]

This Chris Bauer?

If so, I couldn't agree more with you. I have wanted this man for many years.

Yup.

Also, I would let Michael Chiklis do terrible, awful things to me.


Michael Chiklis? F*CK and YES.
 
2012-10-24 09:05:20 AM  

Cythraul: Brytanica1: I tend to go for the bears. Roger Hazard from Sell this House is perfection.

But, Garreth Thomas, who definitely is not a bear could easily have his dirty, filthy, sweaty way with me.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 318x238]

I wonder if that's photoshopped.

But yeah, I'd go for some Roger too. Especially since he's also somewhat a redhead. Ummm, redheads.


OMG....I'll be in my bunk...for a few days.

Going to wank myself into a coma.
 
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