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(Daily Mail)   LA's latest craze is a $1200 injection of collagen that reportedly doubles the size of their G-Spot from nonexistent to still nonexistent   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 41
    More: Interesting, G Spot, Sounds Good, Harley Street, orgasms, G-shot, collagen  
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2012-10-23 01:58:58 PM  
10 votes:
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this:

art.penny-arcade.com
2012-10-23 04:40:30 PM  
6 votes:
There'd be no way I'd allow my girlfriend to get this done. Just the needle alone would spoil her after dating me.
2012-10-23 02:56:31 PM  
6 votes:

GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables


How YOU doin?
2012-10-23 01:43:42 PM  
6 votes:
i1079.photobucket.com
Found It
2012-10-23 04:27:45 PM  
5 votes:

MadAzza: You don't have one, Subby?

Huh. That must be why I have two.


Is the other one in your throat? I think they made a movie about that.
2012-10-23 05:14:57 PM  
4 votes:

Maechyll: Ashrams: Now you are talking "Bring me the boreworms"

She looks like that butthole tattoo chick.

/fap

Nothing

looks like the butthole tattoo chick.
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
2012-10-23 05:33:25 PM  
3 votes:
i229.photobucket.com
2012-10-23 04:29:09 PM  
3 votes:
This thread would be worthless without....

"Headmaster: So just listen... now did I or did I not do vaginal
juices?

Pupils: Yes sir.

Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.

Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir.

Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.

Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.

Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.

Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.

Another: Bite the neck.

Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.

Watson: Yes sir. Sorry sir.

Headmaster: All these form of stimulation can now take place.

thumbs.anyclip.com
2012-10-23 04:26:38 PM  
3 votes:
Is this the thread where the FarkMenTM come to regale the Farkettes with tales of their sexual prowess?

No?

Wonder why that is.
2012-10-23 10:17:44 PM  
2 votes:

Harridan: Didn't know I even "had" a G-spot until after the divorce.


Those must have been some alimony payments!

/ba-dom-tish!
2012-10-23 07:44:44 PM  
2 votes:
Ladies, for only $1 I will find your gspot and show you how to find it. You just lay back and enjoy as I conduct the search.

If I can't find it after 15 minutes, I'll give you your dollar back. Guaranteed.
2012-10-23 06:21:54 PM  
2 votes:

Znuh: "Everything was fine, then...then....my vagina slid out onto the floor with a big, wet schlurk."

The malpractice from this should be horrifying awesome.


Yeah, it never looks quite right after a repair.

moyawatson.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-23 05:50:02 PM  
2 votes:

digitalrain: I love my husband, but he couldn't find mine if it sent out smoke signals and
texted him GPS coordinates.


Send us the coordinates, and we can go geocaching...ifyouknowwhatImean
2012-10-23 04:59:12 PM  
2 votes:
This girl has two.
www.epicweird.com
2012-10-23 04:38:19 PM  
2 votes:
You should see her G-Spot!

doodiepants.com

hot lips
2012-10-23 04:35:04 PM  
2 votes:
Form of a dildo, form of a bucket of lube.
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-23 04:27:50 PM  
2 votes:
Would it be wrong to provide this service in a mobile setting like a van or a station wagon?
2012-10-23 03:37:41 PM  
2 votes:
You don't have one, Subby?

Huh. That must be why I have two.
2012-10-23 07:55:15 PM  
1 votes:

asciidic: Ladies, for only $1 I will find your gspot and show you how to find it. You just lay back and enjoy as I conduct the search.

If I can't find it after 15 minutes, I'll give you your dollar back. Guaranteed.


It's good, charitable people such as this that give me hope for humanity. People willing to give their time and expertise to those in need.
2012-10-23 07:28:14 PM  
1 votes:

FunkOut: Gabrielmot: GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables

So, a guy who only wants to do oral? Good luck...

Uh, G-spot's on the inside and is found with a finger or penis at a certain angle or the right kind of sex toy. Clit's on the outside and can be found with Google Maps.


Crap. I got the new iPhone.
2012-10-23 06:58:45 PM  
1 votes:
www.intalek.com

/obligatory and likely obscure to anyone who hasn't spent time in NorCal
2012-10-23 06:30:46 PM  
1 votes:
So... if this is the new thing... can I stop bleaching my dark star now?
2012-10-23 06:00:53 PM  
1 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-23 05:46:58 PM  
1 votes:

GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables


So, a guy who only wants to do oral? Good luck...
2012-10-23 05:35:05 PM  
1 votes:
I love my husband, but he couldn't find mine if it sent out smoke signals and
texted him GPS coordinates.
2012-10-23 05:15:29 PM  
1 votes:
brianorndorf.typepad.com

img105.imageshack.us

Remember that they use higher voltages in Europe.
2012-10-23 05:02:56 PM  
1 votes:
Gynaecologist and surgeon Dr David Matlock who works at the clinic

images.zap2it.com
LADIES, I WILL HELP YOU HAVE BETTER SEX
FROM NOW ON, EVERY TIME YOU HAVE SEX, THINK OF ME
2012-10-23 05:02:02 PM  
1 votes:

Bruxellensis: jst3p: Women can't have orgasms. This is why they like it when we are done quickly.

So my girl isn't a suirter; she's just pissing on me?

Hmmf.
Oh.
Ew.


Sorry about your pissed on junk.

Plus, they don't like sleeping with a guy more than once. I have been with dozens of girls and none of them twice, so this is the logical conclusion.
2012-10-23 04:59:44 PM  
1 votes:

Pinner: Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really.

No seriously, someone click on this. I want you to see it in much the same way that when you taste something awful, you want others to taste it too.

My eyes. My poor eyes.

That's one insecure dude


His penis looks like a sandworm of dune.
2012-10-23 04:59:11 PM  
1 votes:
Serious question -
If men can't find it with their dick how can they find it with a needle?

/dnrtfa
2012-10-23 04:57:05 PM  
1 votes:

Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really.

No seriously, someone click on this. I want you to see it in much the same way that when you taste something awful, you want others to taste it too.

My eyes. My poor eyes.


That's one insecure dude
2012-10-23 04:52:46 PM  
1 votes:
Someone see if the Clit Commander has anything to say about this...

Link 

/link NSFW language
2012-10-23 04:46:41 PM  
1 votes:
Found It!!!!
ilol.co
www.fairfaxunderground.com
2012-10-23 04:39:38 PM  
1 votes:
My exwife's gspot could be accessed via her anus.

Good times... thereafter followed by bad times.
2012-10-23 04:35:33 PM  
1 votes:

GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables


Define "injectables"?
2012-10-23 04:33:08 PM  
1 votes:

sonofslacker: Just remember, the little man in a canoe....


ChipNASA: This thread would be worthless without....

"Headmaster: So just listen... now did I or did I not do vaginal
juices?

Pupils: Yes sir.

Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson. sonofslacker

Watson. sonofslacker: Rubbing the clitoris Just remember, the little man in a canoe...., sir.

Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.


Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.

Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.

Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.

Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.

Another: Bite the neck.

Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson. sonofslacker

Watson. sonofslacker: Yes sir. Sorry sir.


Headmaster: All these form of stimulation can now take place.
[thumbs.anyclip.com image 480x264]

2012-10-23 04:29:07 PM  
1 votes:

meat0918: Is this the thread where the FarkMenTM come to regale the Farkettes with tales of their sexual prowess?

No?

Wonder why that is.


We don't need to brag. Word gets around on its own.

/am I doing it right?
2012-10-23 04:28:53 PM  
1 votes:
But now help is at hand and the sex lives of couples worldwide could be enhanced dramatically thanks to a single jab.

It always has been.
2012-10-23 04:27:50 PM  
1 votes:
Oops, that was botox. Call the lawyers.
2012-10-23 04:07:21 PM  
1 votes:

GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables


*cringe
WTF is wrong with people? For 1200 you could have a lot of fun with men that could find it on their own.
2012-10-23 02:22:15 PM  
1 votes:

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 600x236]
Found It


The G-Spot Team was nothing without their Flaming Phallus.
 
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