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(Daily Mail)   LA's latest craze is a $1200 injection of collagen that reportedly doubles the size of their G-Spot from nonexistent to still nonexistent   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-10-23 05:18:13 PM  

meat0918: Is this the thread where the FarkMenTM come to regale the Farkettes with tales of their sexual prowess?

No?

Wonder why that is.


Nope. This is the thread where the FarkWomenTM come to complain to the Farkers about how it is so hard for them to find good sex. Your predicament just breaks our little black hearts.
 
2012-10-23 05:18:31 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: I've received only compliments from the ladies when I've given them G-spot protein injections.


Can't believe it took Fark this long to use some variation of "injection" in implying a sex act. I'm disappointed.
 
2012-10-23 05:20:23 PM  
The ladies are gonna love ya T-bone.
 
2012-10-23 05:21:28 PM  

MBooda:
Nothing looks like the butthole tattoo chick.


Wait til she hears about this, she'll probably get collagen injections in her anus to give her tattoo artist a bigger canvas. She probably has a few more names to add by now.
 
2012-10-23 05:21:59 PM  

ChipNASA: This thread would be worthless without....

"Headmaster: So just listen... now did I or did I not do vaginal
juices?

Pupils: Yes sir.

Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.

Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir.

Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.

Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.

Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.

Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.

Another: Bite the neck.

Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.

Watson: Yes sir. Sorry sir.

Headmaster: All these form of stimulation can now take place.
[thumbs.anyclip.com image 480x264]


I cannot read this in my head without having it sound like John Cleese....
 
2012-10-23 05:22:59 PM  

Ashrams: This girl has two.
[www.epicweird.com image 450x600]


BAGEL HEAD DUCKFACE!

Seriously, WTF is it w/ the whole bagel head thing? It looks like a spooge receptacle
right on their forehead.
 
2012-10-23 05:27:11 PM  

Ashrams: It is all a matter of steering it right.
[www.maniacworld.com image 468x657]


and bookmarked. well done sir
 
2012-10-23 05:32:02 PM  

MBooda: Maechyll: Ashrams: Now you are talking "Bring me the boreworms"

She looks like that butthole tattoo chick.

/fap

Nothing looks like the butthole tattoo chick.
[blogs.browardpalmbeach.com image 318x318]


What was her whole deal, anyways?
 
2012-10-23 05:33:25 PM  
i229.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-23 05:35:05 PM  
I love my husband, but he couldn't find mine if it sent out smoke signals and
texted him GPS coordinates.
 
2012-10-23 05:35:11 PM  
GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables


I'm guessing subby was a basement dweller who was too stupid to know where it is so he's trying to claim it doesn't exist.
 
2012-10-23 05:35:58 PM  
i'm confused - please show me how Iran gets to the sea

Link (NSFW possibilities)
 
2012-10-23 05:38:49 PM  

Pinner: You should see her G-Spot!

hot lips


Who the fark is that?
 
2012-10-23 05:40:19 PM  
I would imagine that the needle in the Gspot would hurt like hell.
 
2012-10-23 05:41:22 PM  

digitalrain: I love my husband, but he couldn't find mine if it sent out smoke signals and
texted him GPS coordinates.


Um...how big is your g-spot? Smoke signals and gps coordinates don't exactly put a finer point on it.
 
2012-10-23 05:46:58 PM  

GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables


So, a guy who only wants to do oral? Good luck...
 
2012-10-23 05:47:14 PM  

Salmon: What about us men? So neglected...

Just kidding, I think I would pass out if a needle that size got anywhere near my pecker


Having received an injection in the pecker... Yeah, not fun.

// Also able to find the spot without help.
 
2012-10-23 05:49:45 PM  

Gabrielmot: GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables

So, a guy who only wants to do oral? Good luck...


That's not the only way to hit it. In some cases it isn't the best way. In some cases it isn't even possible to hit it that way.
 
2012-10-23 05:50:02 PM  

digitalrain: I love my husband, but he couldn't find mine if it sent out smoke signals and
texted him GPS coordinates.


Send us the coordinates, and we can go geocaching...ifyouknowwhatImean
 
2012-10-23 05:50:56 PM  
You'll feel enlarged, pulsing blood vessels around it during deep digital stimulation. It's not hard to find.
 
2012-10-23 05:51:32 PM  
Am I the only one who read this headline in Stefon's voice?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-23 05:58:07 PM  
Honestly, I don't care that much. I'm extremely open about sex with my fiance, and have been with every other lover I've ever had. I tend to be adventurous, so hey, if they want to give it a shot that's just fine by me. Though, I actually know where the gspot is, approximately.

Tell your SO what you're doing, stick your finger in and make a "come here" motion. Experiment with spots to find the one that feels the best for her. Simple. It's really not that hard to find. But hey, if this makes it easier and makes everyone happier in the sack, then why the hell not?
 
2012-10-23 05:59:03 PM  

digitalrain: I love my husband, but he couldn't find mine if it sent out smoke signals and
texted him GPS coordinates.


or you could just show him how to get there, lead him by the hand - so to speak
 
2012-10-23 06:00:53 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-23 06:02:12 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: LarryDan43: Clenis

[iusedtohavehair.files.wordpress.com image 431x500]


WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
 
2012-10-23 06:03:53 PM  
I want to empower and educate, and for women to be in tune with themselves...

Translation: I charge women $1200 for a $7 shot to treat a non-existent medical condition.
 
2012-10-23 06:06:35 PM  

caddisfly: Borderline NSFW photo of procedure done by doctor quoted in the article: Link


The medical community frowns on your vagina.
 
2012-10-23 06:11:38 PM  
Latest craze? This is possibly the third or fourth time I've read about this on fark in the past 4 or 5 years.
 
2012-10-23 06:15:58 PM  

Honest Bender: Latest craze? This is possibly the third or fourth time I've read about this on fark in the past 4 or 5 years.


Your thoroughness in clicking G-spot related links is commendable.
 
2012-10-23 06:16:27 PM  

Prevailing Wind: I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really.


WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT?! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!?!

/needs eye bleach
//and a lobotomy
 
2012-10-23 06:17:03 PM  

Citrate1007: ChipNASA: This thread would be worthless without....

"Headmaster: So just listen... now did I or did I not do vaginal
juices?

Pupils: Yes sir.

Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.

Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir.

Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.

Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.

Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.

Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.

Another: Bite the neck.

Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.

Watson: Yes sir. Sorry sir.

Headmaster: All these form of stimulation can now take place.
[thumbs.anyclip.com image 480x264]

I cannot read this in my head without having it sound like John Cleese....


Better than Morgan Freeman ....
 
2012-10-23 06:20:54 PM  

meat0918: FarkMenTM


Izzat that Howard Stern alter ego?

The G spot is just the base of the clitoris. Interesting that the anatomical image in TFA did not even show the clitoris.
 
2012-10-23 06:21:53 PM  

The Muthaship: Honest Bender: Latest craze? This is possibly the third or fourth time I've read about this on fark in the past 4 or 5 years.

Your thoroughness in clicking G-spot related links is commendable.


I can play my woman's body like a finely tuned guitar. But there's always room for improvement. All you gentleman would do well to take that nugget of wisdom to heart.
 
2012-10-23 06:21:54 PM  

Znuh: "Everything was fine, then...then....my vagina slid out onto the floor with a big, wet schlurk."

The malpractice from this should be horrifying awesome.


Yeah, it never looks quite right after a repair.

moyawatson.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-23 06:24:42 PM  
NOPE!
 
2012-10-23 06:25:51 PM  

Honest Bender: I can play my woman's body like a finely tuned guitar.


I can't even play my finely tuned guitar that well.
 
2012-10-23 06:28:20 PM  

kvinesknows: "His jaw literally hit the floor and he said,"
I have my doubts that his jaw actually connected with the floor.


Maybe he passed out and hit the floor jaw first. it's not completely unheard of.
 
2012-10-23 06:30:46 PM  
So... if this is the new thing... can I stop bleaching my dark star now?
 
2012-10-23 06:34:35 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Twice nothing is-let me do the math here. Nothing into nothin'. Carry the nothin'...

[noveldog.files.wordpress.com image 200x202]


...same as it ever was, same as ever was.
 
2012-10-23 06:37:07 PM  
Oh, sure, it's newsworthy for women.
My revolutionary injection procedure to increase the size of the prostate didn't get any articles.

First breast cancer, now this. This is feminist bullshiat. Where are Men's Rights?
 
2012-10-23 06:37:17 PM  
fark that all u need is a $5.99 benzadrex inhaler (or 2)
 
2012-10-23 06:37:50 PM  

On the Side: digitalrain: I love my husband, but he couldn't find mine if it sent out smoke signals and
texted him GPS coordinates.

Um...how big is your g-spot? Smoke signals and gps coordinates don't exactly put a finer point on it.


No clue.
 
2012-10-23 06:39:49 PM  

HighlanderRPI: digitalrain: I love my husband, but he couldn't find mine if it sent out smoke signals and
texted him GPS coordinates.

or you could just show him how to get there, lead him by the hand - so to speak


Except he's a little (ok a lot) funny about getting anything on his hands.
 
2012-10-23 06:39:52 PM  
10p coin
 
2012-10-23 06:45:38 PM  

Honest Bender: I can play my woman's body like a finely tuned guitar. But there's always room for improvement.


Thanks to SCIENCE, you can now play your woman's body like a cello.

/Good heavens, Miss Sakomoto! You're beautiful!
 
2012-10-23 06:47:04 PM  
Don't do that to yourselves, ladies... you don't need to modify yourself to get pleasure.

There are two things you can do to increase the pleasure you're getting.

1. If person you're having sex with is not finding/doing it the way you want, tell he/she/them what you want.

2. Find out what the person you're having sex wants, nobody is more eager to pleasure you than someone who knows that you'll return the favor.

My two cents on this one...
 
2012-10-23 06:50:37 PM  

JohnnyC: Don't do that to yourselves, ladies... you don't need to modify yourself to get pleasure.

There are two things you can do to increase the pleasure you're getting.

1. If person you're having sex with is not finding/doing it the way you want, tell he/she/them what you want.

2. Find out what the person you're having sex wants, nobody is more eager to pleasure you than someone who knows that you'll return the favor.

My two cents on this one...


why not take amphetamines
 
2012-10-23 06:51:15 PM  

meat0918: Is this the thread where the FarkMenTM come to regale the Farkettes with tales of their sexual prowess?

No?

Wonder why that is.



--Yeah, you should have seen me 25 years ago. sigh. now a good day for me is when the 'roids aren't screaming. sexy, huh?
 
2012-10-23 06:58:45 PM  
www.intalek.com

/obligatory and likely obscure to anyone who hasn't spent time in NorCal
 
2012-10-23 07:07:12 PM  

NASAM: Pinner: You should see her G-Spot!

[doodiepants.com image 462x600]

hot lips

Sweet fancy Moses. Please tell me that's a 'shop.


It looks like she has an inflamed anus on her face.
 
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