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(Daily Mail)   LA's latest craze is a $1200 injection of collagen that reportedly doubles the size of their G-Spot from nonexistent to still nonexistent   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 206
    More: Interesting, G Spot, Sounds Good, Harley Street, orgasms, G-shot, collagen  
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2012-10-23 04:43:06 PM  
If you can't find it then go with plan b "Beer".
www.johnnygoodtimes.com
 
2012-10-23 04:43:21 PM  
I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really.
 
2012-10-23 04:43:45 PM  

GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables


I could show you places you don't even know about. **wink**
 
2012-10-23 04:44:47 PM  
I love fark. Posts are hilarious.
 
2012-10-23 04:46:21 PM  

faeriefay: I love fark. Posts are hilarious.


I came for the comments...
 
2012-10-23 04:46:41 PM  
Found It!!!!
ilol.co
www.fairfaxunderground.com
 
2012-10-23 04:47:13 PM  

kvinesknows: and..so in 4 months when it goes away... if you dont get a "top up" just how exciting is your sex then?

also.. man I would love that jabbing job


June Thompson can be your first client
 
2012-10-23 04:47:36 PM  
The amazing thing is that doctors can't find the G-Spot. It is't part of any anatomy textbook. It doesn't represent any defined tissue type. There's no real function identified. You can find that some women have a nerve cluster of sorts but it's highly variable. Then again, as the man said, it's not the destination, it's the journey.
 
2012-10-23 04:48:10 PM  
Ok guys, really...either 1. Let the girl rub herself while you fark her, letting her get off at least twice, or let her ride you and control the friction. Either way, you'll have a happy wife/girlfriend.

/Thought this was simple...jeez
 
2012-10-23 04:50:12 PM  
So when it goes away the woman will feel less pleasure? That would stink.

Now, I'm a guy, so I can't say I've ever had a problem of not ... finishing. I can only imagine how frustrating it would be for women to have a guy finish and then roll over and fall asleep. So I can see why some women would like this procedure. Strangely enough, I'm the opposite. I enjoy cuddling afterwards but my girlfriend is usually passed out snoring in a few minutes. :^P
 
2012-10-23 04:51:23 PM  
More cushion for the pushin?
 
2012-10-23 04:52:46 PM  
Someone see if the Clit Commander has anything to say about this...

Link 

/link NSFW language
 
2012-10-23 04:52:54 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Ok guys, really...either 1. Let the girl rub herself while you fark her, letting her get off at least twice, or let her ride you and control the friction. Either way, you'll have a happy wife/girlfriend/Shetland pony.

/Thought this was simple...jeez



BTFY
 
2012-10-23 04:53:11 PM  
I love how they had a diagram of the "fabled" g-spot.

Not that I've ever been successful in triggering it, but I do know what works consistently, so... I'm ok without this ginormous needle, thanks.
 
2012-10-23 04:53:34 PM  
It is all a matter of steering it right.
www.maniacworld.com
 
2012-10-23 04:53:48 PM  
Oh, I see, Subby sucks at sex.
 
2012-10-23 04:55:10 PM  

Prevailing Wind: I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really.


No seriously, someone click on this. I want you to see it in much the same way that when you taste something awful, you want others to taste it too.

My eyes. My poor eyes.
 
2012-10-23 04:55:12 PM  

caddisfly: Borderline NSFW photo of procedure done by doctor quoted in the article: Link


So that's what happened to Tuvok after Star Trek: Voyager ended.
 
2012-10-23 04:56:06 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Ok guys, really...either 1. Let the girl rub herself while you fark her, letting her get off at least twice, or let her ride you and control the friction. Either way, you'll have a happy wife/girlfriend.

/Thought this was simple...jeez


the O is totally different from G spot to clit...
 
2012-10-23 04:56:13 PM  
So, does it quadruple the size of a policewoman's G-Spot?

/for $600?
 
2012-10-23 04:56:24 PM  

Znuh: Because being stabbed in the cooter with a needle into god-knows-what cluster of nerves is the best foreplay, ever.

Next we'll talk about forcible injections into your belly-button.

/nngh


Even if trauma from the injection doesn't kill off any sensory receptors, expanding the area also decreases the receptor density. Either way, this only makes the area less sensitive, G spot or no. 

/sympathy shudder
 
2012-10-23 04:56:34 PM  
www.channel4.com
 
2012-10-23 04:57:05 PM  

Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really.

No seriously, someone click on this. I want you to see it in much the same way that when you taste something awful, you want others to taste it too.

My eyes. My poor eyes.


That's one insecure dude
 
2012-10-23 04:57:09 PM  
Not really, but if you label anything as "from LA" it impresses the type of chavettes that read Daily Fail.
 
2012-10-23 04:57:57 PM  

MadAzza: You don't have one, Subby?

Huh. That must be why I have two.


*clicks profile*
*reads (sings to self) the FARKHEMIAN RHAPSODY*
*develops huge grin*

What a pleasant profile experience. Thanks for that.

*sound of Freddy Murcury's voice still in head*
 
2012-10-23 04:58:04 PM  
Women can't have orgasms. This is why they like it when we are done quickly.
 
2012-10-23 04:59:11 PM  
Serious question -
If men can't find it with their dick how can they find it with a needle?

/dnrtfa
 
2012-10-23 04:59:12 PM  
This girl has two.
www.epicweird.com
 
2012-10-23 04:59:44 PM  

Pinner: Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really.

No seriously, someone click on this. I want you to see it in much the same way that when you taste something awful, you want others to taste it too.

My eyes. My poor eyes.

That's one insecure dude


His penis looks like a sandworm of dune.
 
2012-10-23 05:00:12 PM  

jst3p: Women can't have orgasms. This is why they like it when we are done quickly.


So my girl isn't a suirter; she's just pissing on me?

Hmmf.
Oh.
Ew.
 
2012-10-23 05:00:17 PM  
Clenis
 
2012-10-23 05:01:15 PM  
"suirter" s/b "squirter"
 
2012-10-23 05:01:29 PM  

LarryDan43: Clenis


iusedtohavehair.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-23 05:02:02 PM  

Bruxellensis: jst3p: Women can't have orgasms. This is why they like it when we are done quickly.

So my girl isn't a suirter; she's just pissing on me?

Hmmf.
Oh.
Ew.


Sorry about your pissed on junk.

Plus, they don't like sleeping with a guy more than once. I have been with dozens of girls and none of them twice, so this is the logical conclusion.
 
2012-10-23 05:02:56 PM  
Gynaecologist and surgeon Dr David Matlock who works at the clinic

images.zap2it.com
LADIES, I WILL HELP YOU HAVE BETTER SEX
FROM NOW ON, EVERY TIME YOU HAVE SEX, THINK OF ME
 
2012-10-23 05:03:25 PM  

Pinner: Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really.

No seriously, someone click on this. I want you to see it in much the same way that when you taste something awful, you want others to taste it too.

My eyes. My poor eyes.

That's one insecure dude


Doesn't that sort of negate the whole point of a penis, which is to be able put it in an orifice that it actually will fit into? I mean, I'm pretty sure mares in heat would say, "Oh, hell, no" to that thing.

/OW MY VAGINA
//both for needle and penis
 
2012-10-23 05:03:28 PM  

Pinner: You should see her G-Spot!

[doodiepants.com image 462x600]

hot lips


Is she from Innsmouth by chance?
 
2012-10-23 05:04:55 PM  

jst3p: Bruxellensis: jst3p: Women can't have orgasms. This is why they like it when we are done quickly.

So my girl isn't a suirter; she's just pissing on me?

Hmmf.
Oh.
Ew.

Sorry about your pissed on junk.

Plus, they don't like sleeping with a guy more than once. I have been with dozens of girls and none of them twice, so this is the logical conclusion.


Man, I'm glad I come to FARK for advice. Thanks, bud!
 
2012-10-23 05:05:17 PM  
This sounds like an episode of "Nip Tuck".
 
2012-10-23 05:05:28 PM  

SandMann: G-spot injections?
Why not bloodletting or leeches? They would work just as well.


Now you are talking "Bring me the boreworms"
www.boreworms.com
 
2012-10-23 05:06:55 PM  

Pinner: You should see her G-Spot!

[doodiepants.com image 462x600]

hot lips


Sweet fancy Moses. Please tell me that's a 'shop.
 
2012-10-23 05:10:15 PM  

caddisfly: Borderline NSFW photo of procedure done by doctor quoted in the article: Link


LOL the doctor looks like he's expecting something to jump out at him.

That or a kick to the face for sticking a farking NEEDLE in her hoo-hah.

I will never make penis aspirating jokes again, ever.

/ already single handedly responsible for ensuring that the 3 guys in my gaming group will
never eat smores again...
 
2012-10-23 05:11:33 PM  

Ashrams: Now you are talking "Bring me the boreworms"


She looks like that butthole tattoo chick.

/fap
 
2012-10-23 05:13:42 PM  

Prevailing Wind: I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really.

 


What in the...I don't even...why would you...that's just...

/I still don't even
 
2012-10-23 05:14:09 PM  

Bruxellensis: jst3p: Bruxellensis: jst3p: Women can't have orgasms. This is why they like it when we are done quickly.

So my girl isn't a suirter; she's just pissing on me?

Hmmf.
Oh.
Ew.

Sorry about your pissed on junk.

Plus, they don't like sleeping with a guy more than once. I have been with dozens of girls and none of them twice, so this is the logical conclusion.

Man, I'm glad I come to FARK for advice. Thanks, bud!


It is a difficult subject and much of it is counter-intuative. I am happy to help! If you have any other questions please let me know. I am thinking of starting my own advice blog.
 
2012-10-23 05:14:57 PM  

Maechyll: Ashrams: Now you are talking "Bring me the boreworms"

She looks like that butthole tattoo chick.

/fap

Nothing

looks like the butthole tattoo chick.
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
 
2012-10-23 05:15:29 PM  
brianorndorf.typepad.com

img105.imageshack.us

Remember that they use higher voltages in Europe.
 
2012-10-23 05:16:11 PM  

Pinner: You should see her G-Spot!

[doodiepants.com image 462x600]

hot lips


Holy carp! Her lips look like labia!
 
2012-10-23 05:17:30 PM  

kvinesknows: "His jaw literally hit the floor and he said,"
I have my doubts that his jaw actually connected with the floor.


That's literally hyperbolic.
 
2012-10-23 05:17:51 PM  

On the Side: Prevailing Wind: I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really. 


What in the...I don't even...why would you...that's just...

/I still don't even


From the comments I've been reading; I am so very happy the site is blocked at work. Finally, something good happened to me while at work.
 
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