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(Daily Mail)   LA's latest craze is a $1200 injection of collagen that reportedly doubles the size of their G-Spot from nonexistent to still nonexistent   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 205
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2012-10-23 01:43:42 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
Found It
 
2012-10-23 01:58:58 PM  
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this:

art.penny-arcade.com
 
2012-10-23 02:22:15 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 600x236]
Found It


The G-Spot Team was nothing without their Flaming Phallus.
 
2012-10-23 02:52:47 PM  
A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables
 
2012-10-23 02:56:31 PM  

GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables


How YOU doin?
 
2012-10-23 03:37:41 PM  
You don't have one, Subby?

Huh. That must be why I have two.
 
2012-10-23 04:07:21 PM  

GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables


*cringe
WTF is wrong with people? For 1200 you could have a lot of fun with men that could find it on their own.
 
2012-10-23 04:22:24 PM  
The G spot? Is it the 80's again?
 
2012-10-23 04:22:59 PM  
*SHudders*
Next time I post wimminz if farking batshaitnutz. . . do not disagree with me.
 
2012-10-23 04:26:38 PM  
Is this the thread where the FarkMenTM come to regale the Farkettes with tales of their sexual prowess?

No?

Wonder why that is.
 
2012-10-23 04:26:52 PM  
What about us men? So neglected...

Just kidding, I think I would pass out if a needle that size got anywhere near my pecker
 
2012-10-23 04:27:04 PM  
Because being stabbed in the cooter with a needle into god-knows-what cluster of nerves is the best foreplay, ever.

Next we'll talk about forcible injections into your belly-button.

/nngh
 
2012-10-23 04:27:21 PM  
Just remember, the little man in a canoe....
 
2012-10-23 04:27:30 PM  
oh, that spot just a few inches in on the top of the vaginal wall that has a little bit of a texture feel to it when she's aroused?
never heard of it.
 
2012-10-23 04:27:36 PM  
Borderline NSFW photo of procedure done by doctor quoted in the article: Link
 
2012-10-23 04:27:41 PM  
"His jaw literally hit the floor and he said,"
I have my doubts that his jaw actually connected with the floor.
 
2012-10-23 04:27:45 PM  

MadAzza: You don't have one, Subby?

Huh. That must be why I have two.


Is the other one in your throat? I think they made a movie about that.
 
2012-10-23 04:27:50 PM  
Would it be wrong to provide this service in a mobile setting like a van or a station wagon?
 
2012-10-23 04:27:50 PM  
Oops, that was botox. Call the lawyers.
 
2012-10-23 04:28:26 PM  
Double's the size of LA's g-spot? Weird
 
2012-10-23 04:28:53 PM  
But now help is at hand and the sex lives of couples worldwide could be enhanced dramatically thanks to a single jab.

It always has been.
 
2012-10-23 04:29:07 PM  

meat0918: Is this the thread where the FarkMenTM come to regale the Farkettes with tales of their sexual prowess?

No?

Wonder why that is.


We don't need to brag. Word gets around on its own.

/am I doing it right?
 
2012-10-23 04:29:09 PM  
This thread would be worthless without....

"Headmaster: So just listen... now did I or did I not do vaginal
juices?

Pupils: Yes sir.

Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.

Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir.

Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.

Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.

Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.

Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.

Another: Bite the neck.

Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.

Watson: Yes sir. Sorry sir.

Headmaster: All these form of stimulation can now take place.

thumbs.anyclip.com
 
2012-10-23 04:29:25 PM  
They have been doing this for years. I heard the doctor interviewed on the radio in the mid 90s and the DJ kept calling him Dr. Frankenpussy.
 
2012-10-23 04:30:10 PM  
"Everything was fine, then...then....my vagina slid out onto the floor with a big, wet schlurk."

The malpractice from this should be horrifying awesome.
 
2012-10-23 04:30:15 PM  
Everyone knows the G-Spot is a myth.
 
2012-10-23 04:30:55 PM  
Seems relevant:

Link
 
2012-10-23 04:31:36 PM  
and..so in 4 months when it goes away... if you dont get a "top up" just how exciting is your sex then?

also.. man I would love that jabbing job
 
2012-10-23 04:32:17 PM  
Twice nothing is-let me do the math here. Nothing into nothin'. Carry the nothin'...

noveldog.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-23 04:32:36 PM  
G-Spot? I saw him interviewed on Sifl 'n' Olly back in the 90s.
 
2012-10-23 04:33:01 PM  
Not impressed:

upload.wikimedia.org

/hotlink
 
2012-10-23 04:33:08 PM  

sonofslacker: Just remember, the little man in a canoe....


ChipNASA: This thread would be worthless without....

"Headmaster: So just listen... now did I or did I not do vaginal
juices?

Pupils: Yes sir.

Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson. sonofslacker

Watson. sonofslacker: Rubbing the clitoris Just remember, the little man in a canoe...., sir.

Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.


Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.

Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.

Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.

Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.

Another: Bite the neck.

Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson. sonofslacker

Watson. sonofslacker: Yes sir. Sorry sir.


Headmaster: All these form of stimulation can now take place.
[thumbs.anyclip.com image 480x264]

 
2012-10-23 04:33:44 PM  

Rindred: G-Spot? I saw him interviewed on Sifl 'n' Olly back in the 90s.


Bah, foiled again. That will teach me to waste time trying to find the perfect image.
 
2012-10-23 04:34:14 PM  
Wait, is there anything you can't inject with collagen to make things bigger?
 
2012-10-23 04:34:15 PM  
couldn't that backfire and just create this in-the-way lump on your vaginal wall?
Would seem really annoying when you're trying to get your bag of weed in and out.
 
2012-10-23 04:34:22 PM  
The pharmacy where I work makes "Scream Cream"
 
2012-10-23 04:34:38 PM  
I've received only compliments from the ladies when I've given them G-spot protein injections.
 
2012-10-23 04:34:59 PM  
Lunchtime?
 
2012-10-23 04:35:04 PM  
Form of a dildo, form of a bucket of lube.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-23 04:35:33 PM  

GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables


Define "injectables"?
 
2012-10-23 04:36:17 PM  
Women, find a man that can fark and you wont need this shiat and you'll love him forever.
Men, learn how to fark you idiots.
 
2012-10-23 04:36:34 PM  

xevian: Wait, is there anything you can't inject with collagen to make things bigger?


Well I can think of one thing off the top of my head but I don't think I want a needle injected into it.
 
2012-10-23 04:38:19 PM  
You should see her G-Spot!

doodiepants.com

hot lips
 
2012-10-23 04:39:28 PM  

MadAzza [TotalFark]


You don't have one, Subby?

Huh. That must be why I have two.


Great parody of Bohemian Rhapsody.
 
2012-10-23 04:39:38 PM  
My exwife's gspot could be accessed via her anus.

Good times... thereafter followed by bad times.
 
2012-10-23 04:39:51 PM  
I am clearly in the wrong business.
 
2012-10-23 04:40:28 PM  
FTFA: His jaw literally hit the floor and he said, "Sounds good to me."

Normally, I'd be the last one to--but just shut up now.

// yeah, I know ... XKCD.jpg
/// Won't change the future
//// but seriously, just shut the fark up now
 
2012-10-23 04:40:30 PM  
There'd be no way I'd allow my girlfriend to get this done. Just the needle alone would spoil her after dating me.
 
2012-10-23 04:41:22 PM  
Who are "they," and why are they sharing one G-Spot?
 
2012-10-23 04:42:21 PM  

pete1729: My exwife's gspot could be accessed via her anus.

Good times... thereafter followed by bad times.



Same story here.
 
2012-10-23 04:43:06 PM  
If you can't find it then go with plan b "Beer".
www.johnnygoodtimes.com
 
2012-10-23 04:43:21 PM  
I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really.
 
2012-10-23 04:43:45 PM  

GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables


I could show you places you don't even know about. **wink**
 
2012-10-23 04:44:47 PM  
I love fark. Posts are hilarious.
 
2012-10-23 04:46:21 PM  

faeriefay: I love fark. Posts are hilarious.


I came for the comments...
 
2012-10-23 04:46:41 PM  
Found It!!!!
ilol.co
www.fairfaxunderground.com
 
2012-10-23 04:47:13 PM  

kvinesknows: and..so in 4 months when it goes away... if you dont get a "top up" just how exciting is your sex then?

also.. man I would love that jabbing job


June Thompson can be your first client
 
2012-10-23 04:47:36 PM  
The amazing thing is that doctors can't find the G-Spot. It is't part of any anatomy textbook. It doesn't represent any defined tissue type. There's no real function identified. You can find that some women have a nerve cluster of sorts but it's highly variable. Then again, as the man said, it's not the destination, it's the journey.
 
2012-10-23 04:48:10 PM  
Ok guys, really...either 1. Let the girl rub herself while you fark her, letting her get off at least twice, or let her ride you and control the friction. Either way, you'll have a happy wife/girlfriend.

/Thought this was simple...jeez
 
2012-10-23 04:50:12 PM  
So when it goes away the woman will feel less pleasure? That would stink.

Now, I'm a guy, so I can't say I've ever had a problem of not ... finishing. I can only imagine how frustrating it would be for women to have a guy finish and then roll over and fall asleep. So I can see why some women would like this procedure. Strangely enough, I'm the opposite. I enjoy cuddling afterwards but my girlfriend is usually passed out snoring in a few minutes. :^P
 
2012-10-23 04:51:23 PM  
More cushion for the pushin?
 
2012-10-23 04:52:46 PM  
Someone see if the Clit Commander has anything to say about this...

Link 

/link NSFW language
 
2012-10-23 04:52:54 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Ok guys, really...either 1. Let the girl rub herself while you fark her, letting her get off at least twice, or let her ride you and control the friction. Either way, you'll have a happy wife/girlfriend/Shetland pony.

/Thought this was simple...jeez



BTFY
 
2012-10-23 04:53:11 PM  
I love how they had a diagram of the "fabled" g-spot.

Not that I've ever been successful in triggering it, but I do know what works consistently, so... I'm ok without this ginormous needle, thanks.
 
2012-10-23 04:53:34 PM  
It is all a matter of steering it right.
www.maniacworld.com
 
2012-10-23 04:53:48 PM  
Oh, I see, Subby sucks at sex.
 
2012-10-23 04:55:10 PM  

Prevailing Wind: I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really.


No seriously, someone click on this. I want you to see it in much the same way that when you taste something awful, you want others to taste it too.

My eyes. My poor eyes.
 
2012-10-23 04:55:12 PM  

caddisfly: Borderline NSFW photo of procedure done by doctor quoted in the article: Link


So that's what happened to Tuvok after Star Trek: Voyager ended.
 
2012-10-23 04:56:06 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Ok guys, really...either 1. Let the girl rub herself while you fark her, letting her get off at least twice, or let her ride you and control the friction. Either way, you'll have a happy wife/girlfriend.

/Thought this was simple...jeez


the O is totally different from G spot to clit...
 
2012-10-23 04:56:13 PM  
So, does it quadruple the size of a policewoman's G-Spot?

/for $600?
 
2012-10-23 04:56:24 PM  

Znuh: Because being stabbed in the cooter with a needle into god-knows-what cluster of nerves is the best foreplay, ever.

Next we'll talk about forcible injections into your belly-button.

/nngh


Even if trauma from the injection doesn't kill off any sensory receptors, expanding the area also decreases the receptor density. Either way, this only makes the area less sensitive, G spot or no. 

/sympathy shudder
 
2012-10-23 04:56:34 PM  
www.channel4.com
 
2012-10-23 04:57:05 PM  

Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really.

No seriously, someone click on this. I want you to see it in much the same way that when you taste something awful, you want others to taste it too.

My eyes. My poor eyes.


That's one insecure dude
 
2012-10-23 04:57:09 PM  
Not really, but if you label anything as "from LA" it impresses the type of chavettes that read Daily Fail.
 
2012-10-23 04:57:57 PM  

MadAzza: You don't have one, Subby?

Huh. That must be why I have two.


*clicks profile*
*reads (sings to self) the FARKHEMIAN RHAPSODY*
*develops huge grin*

What a pleasant profile experience. Thanks for that.

*sound of Freddy Murcury's voice still in head*
 
2012-10-23 04:58:04 PM  
Women can't have orgasms. This is why they like it when we are done quickly.
 
2012-10-23 04:59:11 PM  
Serious question -
If men can't find it with their dick how can they find it with a needle?

/dnrtfa
 
2012-10-23 04:59:12 PM  
This girl has two.
www.epicweird.com
 
2012-10-23 04:59:44 PM  

Pinner: Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really.

No seriously, someone click on this. I want you to see it in much the same way that when you taste something awful, you want others to taste it too.

My eyes. My poor eyes.

That's one insecure dude


His penis looks like a sandworm of dune.
 
2012-10-23 05:00:12 PM  

jst3p: Women can't have orgasms. This is why they like it when we are done quickly.


So my girl isn't a suirter; she's just pissing on me?

Hmmf.
Oh.
Ew.
 
2012-10-23 05:00:17 PM  
Clenis
 
2012-10-23 05:01:15 PM  
"suirter" s/b "squirter"
 
2012-10-23 05:01:29 PM  

LarryDan43: Clenis


iusedtohavehair.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-23 05:02:02 PM  

Bruxellensis: jst3p: Women can't have orgasms. This is why they like it when we are done quickly.

So my girl isn't a suirter; she's just pissing on me?

Hmmf.
Oh.
Ew.


Sorry about your pissed on junk.

Plus, they don't like sleeping with a guy more than once. I have been with dozens of girls and none of them twice, so this is the logical conclusion.
 
2012-10-23 05:02:56 PM  
Gynaecologist and surgeon Dr David Matlock who works at the clinic

images.zap2it.com
LADIES, I WILL HELP YOU HAVE BETTER SEX
FROM NOW ON, EVERY TIME YOU HAVE SEX, THINK OF ME
 
2012-10-23 05:03:25 PM  

Pinner: Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really.

No seriously, someone click on this. I want you to see it in much the same way that when you taste something awful, you want others to taste it too.

My eyes. My poor eyes.

That's one insecure dude


Doesn't that sort of negate the whole point of a penis, which is to be able put it in an orifice that it actually will fit into? I mean, I'm pretty sure mares in heat would say, "Oh, hell, no" to that thing.

/OW MY VAGINA
//both for needle and penis
 
2012-10-23 05:03:28 PM  

Pinner: You should see her G-Spot!

[doodiepants.com image 462x600]

hot lips


Is she from Innsmouth by chance?
 
2012-10-23 05:04:55 PM  

jst3p: Bruxellensis: jst3p: Women can't have orgasms. This is why they like it when we are done quickly.

So my girl isn't a suirter; she's just pissing on me?

Hmmf.
Oh.
Ew.

Sorry about your pissed on junk.

Plus, they don't like sleeping with a guy more than once. I have been with dozens of girls and none of them twice, so this is the logical conclusion.


Man, I'm glad I come to FARK for advice. Thanks, bud!
 
2012-10-23 05:05:17 PM  
This sounds like an episode of "Nip Tuck".
 
2012-10-23 05:05:28 PM  

SandMann: G-spot injections?
Why not bloodletting or leeches? They would work just as well.


Now you are talking "Bring me the boreworms"
www.boreworms.com
 
2012-10-23 05:06:55 PM  

Pinner: You should see her G-Spot!

[doodiepants.com image 462x600]

hot lips


Sweet fancy Moses. Please tell me that's a 'shop.
 
2012-10-23 05:10:15 PM  

caddisfly: Borderline NSFW photo of procedure done by doctor quoted in the article: Link


LOL the doctor looks like he's expecting something to jump out at him.

That or a kick to the face for sticking a farking NEEDLE in her hoo-hah.

I will never make penis aspirating jokes again, ever.

/ already single handedly responsible for ensuring that the 3 guys in my gaming group will
never eat smores again...
 
2012-10-23 05:11:33 PM  

Ashrams: Now you are talking "Bring me the boreworms"


She looks like that butthole tattoo chick.

/fap
 
2012-10-23 05:13:42 PM  

Prevailing Wind: I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really.

 


What in the...I don't even...why would you...that's just...

/I still don't even
 
2012-10-23 05:14:09 PM  

Bruxellensis: jst3p: Bruxellensis: jst3p: Women can't have orgasms. This is why they like it when we are done quickly.

So my girl isn't a suirter; she's just pissing on me?

Hmmf.
Oh.
Ew.

Sorry about your pissed on junk.

Plus, they don't like sleeping with a guy more than once. I have been with dozens of girls and none of them twice, so this is the logical conclusion.

Man, I'm glad I come to FARK for advice. Thanks, bud!


It is a difficult subject and much of it is counter-intuative. I am happy to help! If you have any other questions please let me know. I am thinking of starting my own advice blog.
 
2012-10-23 05:14:57 PM  

Maechyll: Ashrams: Now you are talking "Bring me the boreworms"

She looks like that butthole tattoo chick.

/fap

Nothing

looks like the butthole tattoo chick.
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
 
2012-10-23 05:15:29 PM  
brianorndorf.typepad.com

img105.imageshack.us

Remember that they use higher voltages in Europe.
 
2012-10-23 05:16:11 PM  

Pinner: You should see her G-Spot!

[doodiepants.com image 462x600]

hot lips


Holy carp! Her lips look like labia!
 
2012-10-23 05:17:30 PM  

kvinesknows: "His jaw literally hit the floor and he said,"
I have my doubts that his jaw actually connected with the floor.


That's literally hyperbolic.
 
2012-10-23 05:17:51 PM  

On the Side: Prevailing Wind: I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really. 


What in the...I don't even...why would you...that's just...

/I still don't even


From the comments I've been reading; I am so very happy the site is blocked at work. Finally, something good happened to me while at work.
 
2012-10-23 05:18:13 PM  

meat0918: Is this the thread where the FarkMenTM come to regale the Farkettes with tales of their sexual prowess?

No?

Wonder why that is.


Nope. This is the thread where the FarkWomenTM come to complain to the Farkers about how it is so hard for them to find good sex. Your predicament just breaks our little black hearts.
 
2012-10-23 05:18:31 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: I've received only compliments from the ladies when I've given them G-spot protein injections.


Can't believe it took Fark this long to use some variation of "injection" in implying a sex act. I'm disappointed.
 
2012-10-23 05:20:23 PM  
The ladies are gonna love ya T-bone.
 
2012-10-23 05:21:28 PM  

MBooda:
Nothing looks like the butthole tattoo chick.


Wait til she hears about this, she'll probably get collagen injections in her anus to give her tattoo artist a bigger canvas. She probably has a few more names to add by now.
 
2012-10-23 05:21:59 PM  

ChipNASA: This thread would be worthless without....

"Headmaster: So just listen... now did I or did I not do vaginal
juices?

Pupils: Yes sir.

Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.

Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir.

Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.

Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.

Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.

Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.

Another: Bite the neck.

Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.

Watson: Yes sir. Sorry sir.

Headmaster: All these form of stimulation can now take place.
[thumbs.anyclip.com image 480x264]


I cannot read this in my head without having it sound like John Cleese....
 
2012-10-23 05:22:59 PM  

Ashrams: This girl has two.
[www.epicweird.com image 450x600]


BAGEL HEAD DUCKFACE!

Seriously, WTF is it w/ the whole bagel head thing? It looks like a spooge receptacle
right on their forehead.
 
2012-10-23 05:27:11 PM  

Ashrams: It is all a matter of steering it right.
[www.maniacworld.com image 468x657]


and bookmarked. well done sir
 
2012-10-23 05:32:02 PM  

MBooda: Maechyll: Ashrams: Now you are talking "Bring me the boreworms"

She looks like that butthole tattoo chick.

/fap

Nothing looks like the butthole tattoo chick.
[blogs.browardpalmbeach.com image 318x318]


What was her whole deal, anyways?
 
2012-10-23 05:33:25 PM  
i229.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-23 05:35:05 PM  
I love my husband, but he couldn't find mine if it sent out smoke signals and
texted him GPS coordinates.
 
2012-10-23 05:35:11 PM  
GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables


I'm guessing subby was a basement dweller who was too stupid to know where it is so he's trying to claim it doesn't exist.
 
2012-10-23 05:35:58 PM  
i'm confused - please show me how Iran gets to the sea

Link (NSFW possibilities)
 
2012-10-23 05:38:49 PM  

Pinner: You should see her G-Spot!



hot lips


Who the fark is that?
 
2012-10-23 05:40:19 PM  
I would imagine that the needle in the Gspot would hurt like hell.
 
2012-10-23 05:41:22 PM  

digitalrain: I love my husband, but he couldn't find mine if it sent out smoke signals and
texted him GPS coordinates.


Um...how big is your g-spot? Smoke signals and gps coordinates don't exactly put a finer point on it.
 
2012-10-23 05:46:58 PM  

GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables


So, a guy who only wants to do oral? Good luck...
 
2012-10-23 05:47:14 PM  

Salmon: What about us men? So neglected...

Just kidding, I think I would pass out if a needle that size got anywhere near my pecker


Having received an injection in the pecker... Yeah, not fun.

// Also able to find the spot without help.
 
2012-10-23 05:49:45 PM  

Gabrielmot: GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables

So, a guy who only wants to do oral? Good luck...


That's not the only way to hit it. In some cases it isn't the best way. In some cases it isn't even possible to hit it that way.
 
2012-10-23 05:50:02 PM  

digitalrain: I love my husband, but he couldn't find mine if it sent out smoke signals and
texted him GPS coordinates.


Send us the coordinates, and we can go geocaching...ifyouknowwhatImean
 
2012-10-23 05:50:56 PM  
You'll feel enlarged, pulsing blood vessels around it during deep digital stimulation. It's not hard to find.
 
2012-10-23 05:51:32 PM  
Am I the only one who read this headline in Stefon's voice?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-23 05:58:07 PM  
Honestly, I don't care that much. I'm extremely open about sex with my fiance, and have been with every other lover I've ever had. I tend to be adventurous, so hey, if they want to give it a shot that's just fine by me. Though, I actually know where the gspot is, approximately.

Tell your SO what you're doing, stick your finger in and make a "come here" motion. Experiment with spots to find the one that feels the best for her. Simple. It's really not that hard to find. But hey, if this makes it easier and makes everyone happier in the sack, then why the hell not?
 
2012-10-23 05:59:03 PM  

digitalrain: I love my husband, but he couldn't find mine if it sent out smoke signals and
texted him GPS coordinates.


or you could just show him how to get there, lead him by the hand - so to speak
 
2012-10-23 06:00:53 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-23 06:02:12 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: LarryDan43: Clenis

[iusedtohavehair.files.wordpress.com image 431x500]


WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
 
2012-10-23 06:03:53 PM  
I want to empower and educate, and for women to be in tune with themselves...

Translation: I charge women $1200 for a $7 shot to treat a non-existent medical condition.
 
2012-10-23 06:06:35 PM  

caddisfly: Borderline NSFW photo of procedure done by doctor quoted in the article: Link


The medical community frowns on your vagina.
 
2012-10-23 06:11:38 PM  
Latest craze? This is possibly the third or fourth time I've read about this on fark in the past 4 or 5 years.
 
2012-10-23 06:15:58 PM  

Honest Bender: Latest craze? This is possibly the third or fourth time I've read about this on fark in the past 4 or 5 years.


Your thoroughness in clicking G-spot related links is commendable.
 
2012-10-23 06:16:27 PM  

Prevailing Wind: I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really.


WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT?! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!?!

/needs eye bleach
//and a lobotomy
 
2012-10-23 06:17:03 PM  

Citrate1007: ChipNASA: This thread would be worthless without....

"Headmaster: So just listen... now did I or did I not do vaginal
juices?

Pupils: Yes sir.

Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.

Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir.

Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.

Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.

Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.

Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.

Another: Bite the neck.

Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.

Watson: Yes sir. Sorry sir.

Headmaster: All these form of stimulation can now take place.
[thumbs.anyclip.com image 480x264]

I cannot read this in my head without having it sound like John Cleese....


Better than Morgan Freeman ....
 
2012-10-23 06:20:54 PM  

meat0918: FarkMenTM


Izzat that Howard Stern alter ego?

The G spot is just the base of the clitoris. Interesting that the anatomical image in TFA did not even show the clitoris.
 
2012-10-23 06:21:53 PM  

The Muthaship: Honest Bender: Latest craze? This is possibly the third or fourth time I've read about this on fark in the past 4 or 5 years.

Your thoroughness in clicking G-spot related links is commendable.


I can play my woman's body like a finely tuned guitar. But there's always room for improvement. All you gentleman would do well to take that nugget of wisdom to heart.
 
2012-10-23 06:21:54 PM  

Znuh: "Everything was fine, then...then....my vagina slid out onto the floor with a big, wet schlurk."

The malpractice from this should be horrifying awesome.


Yeah, it never looks quite right after a repair.

moyawatson.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-23 06:24:42 PM  
NOPE!
 
2012-10-23 06:25:51 PM  

Honest Bender: I can play my woman's body like a finely tuned guitar.


I can't even play my finely tuned guitar that well.
 
2012-10-23 06:28:20 PM  

kvinesknows: "His jaw literally hit the floor and he said,"
I have my doubts that his jaw actually connected with the floor.


Maybe he passed out and hit the floor jaw first. it's not completely unheard of.
 
2012-10-23 06:30:46 PM  
So... if this is the new thing... can I stop bleaching my dark star now?
 
2012-10-23 06:34:35 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Twice nothing is-let me do the math here. Nothing into nothin'. Carry the nothin'...

[noveldog.files.wordpress.com image 200x202]


...same as it ever was, same as ever was.
 
2012-10-23 06:37:07 PM  
Oh, sure, it's newsworthy for women.
My revolutionary injection procedure to increase the size of the prostate didn't get any articles.

First breast cancer, now this. This is feminist bullshiat. Where are Men's Rights?
 
2012-10-23 06:37:17 PM  
fark that all u need is a $5.99 benzadrex inhaler (or 2)
 
2012-10-23 06:37:50 PM  

On the Side: digitalrain: I love my husband, but he couldn't find mine if it sent out smoke signals and
texted him GPS coordinates.

Um...how big is your g-spot? Smoke signals and gps coordinates don't exactly put a finer point on it.


No clue.
 
2012-10-23 06:39:49 PM  

HighlanderRPI: digitalrain: I love my husband, but he couldn't find mine if it sent out smoke signals and
texted him GPS coordinates.

or you could just show him how to get there, lead him by the hand - so to speak


Except he's a little (ok a lot) funny about getting anything on his hands.
 
2012-10-23 06:39:52 PM  
10p coin
 
2012-10-23 06:45:38 PM  

Honest Bender: I can play my woman's body like a finely tuned guitar. But there's always room for improvement.


Thanks to SCIENCE, you can now play your woman's body like a cello.

/Good heavens, Miss Sakomoto! You're beautiful!
 
2012-10-23 06:47:04 PM  
Don't do that to yourselves, ladies... you don't need to modify yourself to get pleasure.

There are two things you can do to increase the pleasure you're getting.

1. If person you're having sex with is not finding/doing it the way you want, tell he/she/them what you want.

2. Find out what the person you're having sex wants, nobody is more eager to pleasure you than someone who knows that you'll return the favor.

My two cents on this one...
 
2012-10-23 06:50:37 PM  

JohnnyC: Don't do that to yourselves, ladies... you don't need to modify yourself to get pleasure.

There are two things you can do to increase the pleasure you're getting.

1. If person you're having sex with is not finding/doing it the way you want, tell he/she/them what you want.

2. Find out what the person you're having sex wants, nobody is more eager to pleasure you than someone who knows that you'll return the favor.

My two cents on this one...


why not take amphetamines
 
2012-10-23 06:51:15 PM  

meat0918: Is this the thread where the FarkMenTM come to regale the Farkettes with tales of their sexual prowess?

No?

Wonder why that is.



--Yeah, you should have seen me 25 years ago. sigh. now a good day for me is when the 'roids aren't screaming. sexy, huh?
 
2012-10-23 06:58:45 PM  
www.intalek.com

/obligatory and likely obscure to anyone who hasn't spent time in NorCal
 
2012-10-23 07:07:12 PM  

NASAM: Pinner: You should see her G-Spot!

[doodiepants.com image 462x600]

hot lips

Sweet fancy Moses. Please tell me that's a 'shop.


It looks like she has an inflamed anus on her face.
 
2012-10-23 07:07:58 PM  

que.guero: [www.intalek.com image 600x480]

/obligatory and likely obscure to anyone who hasn't spent time in NorCal


That place was such a scam. I didn't even get any superhero powers from the "giant chunk of iron in the earth that bends gravity" or whatever the fark they claim is going on. Also, I just kept wondering why the buildings were all skewed.

/Because they were? Duh
 
2012-10-23 07:08:39 PM  
Are any of you ladies having trouble with your g-spot? Allow me to provide my professional services, only half price to FARKers.
 
2012-10-23 07:10:29 PM  

bill4935: [imageshack.us image 511x345]


*tiny fist*
 
2012-10-23 07:16:10 PM  

Gabrielmot: GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables

So, a guy who only wants to do oral? Good luck...


Uh, G-spot's on the inside and is found with a finger or penis at a certain angle or the right kind of sex toy. Clit's on the outside and can be found with Google Maps.
 
2012-10-23 07:16:14 PM  

pete1729: My exwife's gspot could be accessed via her anus.

Good times... thereafter followed by bad times.


So you weren't the one who made that discovery?
 
2012-10-23 07:23:06 PM  

Pinner: You should see her G-Spot!

[doodiepants.com image 462x600]

hot lips


Yeesh. Looks like you could wet her lips, stick her to a wall and she'd never be able to remove herself.
 
2012-10-23 07:28:14 PM  

FunkOut: Gabrielmot: GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables

So, a guy who only wants to do oral? Good luck...

Uh, G-spot's on the inside and is found with a finger or penis at a certain angle or the right kind of sex toy. Clit's on the outside and can be found with Google Maps.


Crap. I got the new iPhone.
 
2012-10-23 07:29:42 PM  
timstvshowcase.com 

can i get collagen injections?
 
2012-10-23 07:34:49 PM  
it's easier to hit on some women than others

not hit, I meant rub, tantalize, tickle

that's better
 
2012-10-23 07:35:26 PM  
Why do so many go in search of lost treasure when the little man in the boat is right there, out in the open?
 
2012-10-23 07:41:34 PM  
I can't believe a YTMND is somehow relevant in 2012, but here it is...

How to find it in plain English. 
Mildly NSFW
 
2012-10-23 07:41:37 PM  
Can't find her G-spot? Hell, that's her problem
 
2012-10-23 07:44:44 PM  
Ladies, for only $1 I will find your gspot and show you how to find it. You just lay back and enjoy as I conduct the search.

If I can't find it after 15 minutes, I'll give you your dollar back. Guaranteed.
 
2012-10-23 07:55:15 PM  

asciidic: Ladies, for only $1 I will find your gspot and show you how to find it. You just lay back and enjoy as I conduct the search.

If I can't find it after 15 minutes, I'll give you your dollar back. Guaranteed.


It's good, charitable people such as this that give me hope for humanity. People willing to give their time and expertise to those in need.
 
2012-10-23 08:07:15 PM  

karmaceutical: pete1729: My exwife's gspot could be accessed via her anus.

Good times... thereafter followed by bad times.

So you weren't the one who made that discovery?


I've said too much already.
 
2012-10-23 08:09:19 PM  

GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables


Hey Lady, I have an American Express Centurian Caaaarrrrrrrrdddd....

/did I find it?
 
2012-10-23 08:15:50 PM  
Ya know how you picked up a six pack in the old-fashioned plastic rings thingy that used to kill baby fish and ducks?

Do that...

\ You are welcome.
 
2012-10-23 08:19:00 PM  

ArmanTanzarian: Ya know how you picked up a six pack in the old-fashioned plastic rings thingy that used to kill baby fish and ducks?

Do that...

\ You are welcome.


www.simpsoncrazy.com
 
2012-10-23 08:22:27 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: ArmanTanzarian: Ya know how you picked up a six pack in the old-fashioned plastic rings thingy that used to kill baby fish and ducks?

Do that...

\ You are welcome.

[www.simpsoncrazy.com image 500x376]


nope... ahhh... youth.
 
2012-10-23 08:36:46 PM  
This story reminds me of my favorite joke:

Q: "How do you make a woman cum?"

A: "Who cares?"
 
2012-10-23 08:38:54 PM  
How about no? If a lover is skilled/well endowed or hopefully both, and you love him, no worries. And the whole needles going near the hoohah? No thanks, and I say this as a woman who has just recently had a second IUD inserted with no anesthesia (thank you PP for your reasonable rates, not accepting my insurance coverage and Medieval practices that raised everyone in the waiting room to their feet to my anguished screams 2 months ago, I survived, and want a t-shirt dammit)

Yeah, so, no thankee. Women's medicine needs to make major advancements before I'd ever consent to such barbarism/experimentation.

/happy and satisfied and besides, my old man is in his 40's, we get it on 2 times a week so long as were both not too tired
//yeah, a kid (read teenager) lives in our house
 
2012-10-23 08:41:27 PM  
Advice For All Women

Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old girlfriends. I'm afraid he
will not be faithful.

A: A man's capacity to love is boundless. It has been proven to increase
with the number of sexual partners. Thus, by having a few other women,
your partner is really increasing his love for you. Best thing to do is to
buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal and don't
mention this aspect of his behavior.

Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

A: This is perfectly natural behavior, and it should be encouraged. The
man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. Far from
being pleasurable, a night out with the boys is a stressful affair, and to
get back to you is a relief for your partner. Just look back at how
emotional and happy the man is when he returns to his stable home. Best
thing to do is to buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice
meal and don't mention this aspect of his behavior.

Q: My husband wants to experience three-in-a-bed-sex with me and my
sister.

A: Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of you, so
he goes for the next best thing, your sister. Far from being an issue,
this will bring all of the family together. Why not get some cousins
involved? If you are still apprehensive, then let him go with your
relatives, buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal and
don't mention this aspect of his behavior.

Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex with him.

A: Do it. Sperm is not only great tasting, but has only 10 calories a
spoonful. It is nutritious and helps you to keep your figure and gives a
great glow to the skin. Interestingly, a man knows this. His offer to you
to perform oral sex with him is totally selfless. Oral sex is extremely
painful for a man. This shows he loves you. Best thing to do is to thank
him, buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with
it, do it in your own time. To help with the family budget you may wish to
video tape yourself while doing this, and to sell it at car-trunk boot
sales. To ease your selfish guilt, buy your man a nice expensive
present, and cook him a delicious meal.


Q: My husband goes straight to sleep after making love, we have no time to
talk.

A: Sex is an extremely difficult task for a man. Afterwards he needs rest.
In fact, the more he loves you, the more hard work his lovemaking is, and
the more rest he needs. Stop putting pressure on him. Buy him a nice,
expensive present, and cook him a nice meal.


Q: My husband's efforts at lovemaking only last 30 seconds.

A: Your husband loves you very much. He is so turned on by you that he
cannot control himself. In fact, the shorter the 'effort' the more he
loves you. Return this love by buying a nice, expensive present, and
cooking him a nice meal.

Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

A: Foreplay to a man is very hurtful. What it means is that you do not
love your man as much as you should, he has to work a lot to get you in
the mood. Abandon all wishes in this area, and make it up to him by buying
a nice expensive present, and cooking a nice meal.

Q: My husband has never given me an orgasm.

A: The female orgasm is a myth. It is fostered by militant, man-hating
feminists and is a danger to the family unit. Don't mention it gain to him
and show your love to him by buying a nice expensive present. And don't
forget to cook him a delicious meal.
 
2012-10-23 08:44:20 PM  
If I understand Subby correctly, Los Angeles has one collective G-Spot?
 
2012-10-23 09:14:43 PM  

Nick Nostril: Why do so many go in search of lost treasure when the little man in the boat is right there, out in the open?


Because the sensations are completely different, as are the O's that are produced.

Didn't know I even "had" a G-spot until after the divorce.
 
2012-10-23 09:23:39 PM  
For $1200.00 a woman can get herself a nice big butt-hole tattoo.

If a woman has a butt-hole tattoo of her boyfriend's name or husband's name, is that a good thing for the guy or a bad thing?
 
2012-10-23 09:40:38 PM  

Bruxellensis: jst3p: Women can't have orgasms. This is why they like it when we are done quickly.

So my girl isn't a suirter; she's just pissing on me?

Hmmf.
Oh.
Ew.


Yeahm she probably has a bladder problem.
 
2012-10-23 09:48:24 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: I enjoy cuddling afterwards but my girlfriend is usually passed out snoring in a few minutes.


That's odd. She's usually asking me for seconds . . .
 
2012-10-23 09:55:54 PM  
Insert moistened finger slowly and gently just inside her and turn your finger so the pad of your finger is up toward the top of the vaginal opening inside her. Good.

Now explore the different feelings inside her. You are going to feel a little raise area that feels different, kinda sorta different. Gently rub that area in circles, gently press on it like a doorbell. Then after awhile start doing a finger move like you are signaling someone to come over. It's going to become engorged with wetness and she will respond. Watch her reactions and breathing. Don't be rough and trim your fingernails and wash your hands before starting.

Help her find the spot and help her relax.

You are now prepared to go in, find the G Spot and be Dr Feelgood.

Rock on with your bad selves.

Oh. Try gently licking her while playing with the G Spot...but you might want to tease her to increase the inevitable waves and waves of orgasms.
 
2012-10-23 10:08:08 PM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: Insert moistened finger slowly and gently just inside her and turn your finger so the pad of your finger is up toward the top of the vaginal opening inside her. Good.

Now explore the different feelings inside her. You are going to feel a little raise area that feels different, kinda sorta different. Gently rub that area in circles, gently press on it like a doorbell. Then after awhile start doing a finger move like you are signaling someone to come over. It's going to become engorged with wetness and she will respond. Watch her reactions and breathing. Don't be rough and trim your fingernails and wash your hands before starting.

Help her find the spot and help her relax.

You are now prepared to go in, find the G Spot and be Dr Feelgood.

Rock on with your bad selves.

Oh. Try gently licking her while playing with the G Spot...but you might want to tease her to increase the inevitable waves and waves of orgasms.


Finally. Someone with actual, useful advice, and not trolling. Hooray!
 
gja
2012-10-23 10:12:01 PM  

Prevailing Wind: I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really.


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-23 10:16:15 PM  

Znuh: Because being stabbed in the cooter with a needle into god-knows-what cluster of nerves is the best foreplay, ever.

Next we'll talk about forcible injections into your belly-button.

/nngh


Could be worse--could be abdominal surgery through the belly button :D

Seriously, that's how most abdominal laparoscopic surgery is done--a cut in the belly button, maybe a cut elsewhere along the hair line or groin or wherever, they put the itty-bitty robot-claws in there and fix what needs fixing (whether it's removal of a bit of colon that's gone a bit cancer-y or, well, "fixing" a woman via tubal ligation).

And even then, I can't imagine surgery through the belly button being worse than injections into a Particularly Sensitive Area Of The Naughty Bits, seeing as they at least give you some Very Good Drugs to deal with the former :D
 
2012-10-23 10:17:44 PM  

Harridan: Didn't know I even "had" a G-spot until after the divorce.


Those must have been some alimony payments!

/ba-dom-tish!
 
2012-10-23 10:18:36 PM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: Insert moistened finger slowly and gently just inside her and turn your finger so the pad of your finger is up toward the top of the vaginal opening inside her. Good.

Now explore the different feelings inside her. You are going to feel a little raise area that feels different, kinda sorta different. Gently rub that area in circles, gently press on it like a doorbell. Then after awhile start doing a finger move like you are signaling someone to come over. It's going to become engorged with wetness and she will respond. Watch her reactions and breathing. Don't be rough and trim your fingernails and wash your hands before starting.

Help her find the spot and help her relax.

You are now prepared to go in, find the G Spot and be Dr Feelgood.

Rock on with your bad selves.

Oh. Try gently licking her while playing with the G Spot...but you might want to tease her to increase the inevitable waves and waves of orgasms.


And now, explain how I can do it right and have her not decide that she's done for the night. After making me half deaf. Some of us can find it, we just don't know what's in it for us!

I love her more than anything, but she's not quite perfect.
 
2012-10-23 10:23:17 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: So when it goes away the woman will feel less pleasure? That would stink.

Now, I'm a guy, so I can't say I've ever had a problem of not ... finishing. I can only imagine how frustrating it would be for women to have a guy finish and then roll over and fall asleep. So I can see why some women would like this procedure. Strangely enough, I'm the opposite. I enjoy cuddling afterwards but my girlfriend is usually passed out snoring in a few minutes. :^P


I'm a guy, but I'm in that position. I mean, I do technically "finish" but there is no pleasurable feeling to it. Makes me really depressed reading about how great sex is and how it used to make me feel. It's depressing and frustrating to no end.

/Only 25
 
2012-10-23 10:31:48 PM  

Stibium: I'm a guy, but I'm in that position. I mean, I do technically "finish" but there is no pleasurable feeling to it. Makes me really depressed reading about how great sex is and how it used to make me feel. It's depressing and frustrating to no end.

/Only 25


It occurs to me that everyone being like you is probably some fundamentalist "sex is bad" type's wet dream. So to speak. 

Also, that sucks man. Have to spoken to a doctor?
 
2012-10-23 10:33:53 PM  

GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables


Is that a lovebird? Or a sun conure?

/likes parrots
//our double yellow headed amazon is a bastard
///a sweet bastard sometimes, but he's not bitey, just grouchy
 
2012-10-23 10:39:17 PM  
Lunchtime craze, alright.
 
2012-10-23 10:40:13 PM  

natmar_76: Are any of you ladies having trouble with your g-spot? Allow me to provide my professional services, only half price to FARKers.


farkettes maybe?
 
2012-10-23 10:42:42 PM  

kvinesknows: natmar_76: Are any of you ladies having trouble with your g-spot? Allow me to provide my professional services, only half price to FARKers.

farkettes maybe?


I read it as offering to find your girlfriend's or wife's g-spot. Which is quite enterprising, I think.
 
2012-10-23 10:48:04 PM  
I work cheap and I guarantee results. No questions asked. Money back guarantee.
 
2012-10-23 10:49:03 PM  

Stibium: I'm a guy, but I'm in that position. I mean, I do technically "finish" but there is no pleasurable feeling to it. Makes me really depressed reading about how great sex is and how it used to make me feel. It's depressing and frustrating to no end.

/Only 25


Any chance you're on antidepressants? They'll do that... try a different one, if you are... if not... talk to your doctor, maybe you need one...
 
2012-10-23 11:08:05 PM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: Insert moistened finger slowly and gently just inside her and turn your finger so the pad of your finger is up toward the top of the vaginal opening inside her. Good.

Now explore the different feelings inside her. You are going to feel a little raise area that feels different, kinda sorta different. Gently rub that area in circles, gently press on it like a doorbell. Then after awhile start doing a finger move like you are signaling someone to come over. It's going to become engorged with wetness and she will respond. Watch her reactions and breathing. Don't be rough and trim your fingernails and wash your hands before starting.

Help her find the spot and help her relax.

You are now prepared to go in, find the G Spot and be Dr Feelgood.

Rock on with your bad selves.

Oh. Try gently licking her while playing with the G Spot...but you might want to tease her to increase the inevitable waves and waves of orgasms.


Jesus... I'll be in my bunk...
 
2012-10-23 11:16:34 PM  
I dunno about nonexistent; I've known some women where the slightest stroke in the G spot's direction sends them into convulsions, and others where the most ardent massaging barely registers a .05 on the erotic Richter scale.

Every woman's body is different, and it should be your goal as a man to map out the erogenous cartography of each partner. Consider yourself the Magellan of nookie; it definitely pays off.
 
2012-10-23 11:22:32 PM  
It's not like shooting it up with stuff will make more nerves grow there. This seems like it would just make it less sensitive.
 
2012-10-23 11:27:16 PM  

que.guero: [www.intalek.com image 600x480]

/obligatory and likely obscure to anyone who hasn't spent time in NorCal


I've definitely found The Mystery Spot a couple of times. It wasn't that exciting.
 
2012-10-24 02:31:25 AM  
I've had good results with this, especially when accompanied by cunnilingus. I really do enjoy giving head to my sweetie, and over the years have perfected this important skill. I find that kneeling on the floor floor at bedside, with her hips right at the edge of the bed (soft footstools to support her legs), provides good workspace and allows my arm/hand room to maneuver and get the best angle. Once I got the combination right, g-spot, oral clitoral stimulus and roaming left hand, my lady experienced powerful multiple orgasms: eyes rolling back, arched back, deep skin flushes and a deluge of liquid. She said later she was reduced to quivering jello, and spent the rest of the evening cooing in my ear. She took me out to a great Thai restaurant the next evening. She seemed appreciative.

I'm going upstairs now :)
 
2012-10-24 03:37:29 AM  

Prevailing Wind: I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really.


Some people in this thread who wonder why the guy did it have not heard of urethra sex...

He doesn`t put it in, he gets put into...

/sorry for my terrible sentence structure, just got up.
 
2012-10-24 05:47:22 AM  

Dirtybird971: MadAzza [TotalFark]


You don't have one, Subby?

Huh. That must be why I have two.

Great parody of Bohemian Rhapsody.


I can't take credit - I'm too lazy to look now, but I'm pretty sure I credited the Farker I stole it from. Eek, maybe I should check to make sure.
 
2012-10-24 09:01:16 AM  
Ashrams
SandMann: G-spot injections?
Why not bloodletting or leeches? They would work just as well.

Now you are talking "Bring me the boreworms"
www.boreworms.com


I think she looks like she could be Mila Cunis's mom. At the very least, she could play her in a the (sure to happen) Flash Gordon re-make.
 
2012-10-24 09:59:11 AM  
FDA approved?
 
2012-10-24 10:01:21 AM  

Farxist Marxist: I've had good results with this, especially when accompanied by cunnilingus. I really do enjoy giving head to my sweetie, and over the years have perfected this important skill. I find that kneeling on the floor floor at bedside, with her hips right at the edge of the bed (soft footstools to support her legs), provides good workspace and allows my arm/hand room to maneuver and get the best angle. Once I got the combination right, g-spot, oral clitoral stimulus and roaming left hand, my lady experienced powerful multiple orgasms: eyes rolling back, arched back, deep skin flushes and a deluge of liquid. She said later she was reduced to quivering jello, and spent the rest of the evening cooing in my ear. She took me out to a great Thai restaurant the next evening. She seemed appreciative.

I'm going upstairs now :)


you should trying doing it on a doctors table with her legs up in the stirrups..
 
2012-10-24 08:16:37 PM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: Insert moistened finger slowly and gently just inside her and turn your finger so the pad of your finger is up toward the top of the vaginal opening inside her. Good.

Now explore the different feelings inside her. You are going to feel a little raise area that feels different, kinda sorta different. Gently rub that area in circles, gently press on it like a doorbell. Then after awhile start doing a finger move like you are signaling someone to come over. It's going to become engorged with wetness and she will respond. Watch her reactions and breathing. Don't be rough and trim your fingernails and wash your hands before starting.

Help her find the spot and help her relax.

You are now prepared to go in, find the G Spot and be Dr Feelgood.

Rock on with your bad selves.

Oh. Try gently licking her while playing with the G Spot...but you might want to tease her to increase the inevitable waves and waves of orgasms.


www.wic.org

I read your entire post and heard her voice the whole time.
 
2012-10-25 08:04:23 PM  

Prevailing Wind: Prevailing Wind: I feel that this is appropriate.

NSF...well anything really.

No seriously, someone click on this. I want you to see it in much the same way that when you taste something awful, you want others to taste it too.

My eyes. My poor eyes.


O get over it. So the man has a ginormous tallywhacker. It's not a big deal. Get out of your sleepy cow town once in awhile. The world is a huge, weird, wondrous place. When you react like that, you're just reinforcing your own self-imposed cultural imprisonment.
 
2012-10-25 08:08:22 PM  

digitalrain: Pinner: You should see her G-Spot!

[doodiepants.com image 462x600]

hot lips

Holy carp! Her lips look like labia!


This is at least the second comment you've made that makes me suspect you've never had sex.
 
2012-10-25 08:10:03 PM  

digitalrain: Ashrams: This girl has two.
[www.epicweird.com image 450x600]

BAGEL HEAD DUCKFACE!

Seriously, WTF is it w/ the whole bagel head thing? It looks like a spooge receptacle
right on their forehead.


Do you even have pubes yet?
 
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