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(Daily Mail)   LA's latest craze is a $1200 injection of collagen that reportedly doubles the size of their G-Spot from nonexistent to still nonexistent   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 206
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2012-10-23 01:43:42 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
Found It
 
2012-10-23 01:58:58 PM  
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this:

art.penny-arcade.com
 
2012-10-23 02:22:15 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 600x236]
Found It


The G-Spot Team was nothing without their Flaming Phallus.
 
2012-10-23 02:52:47 PM  
A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables
 
2012-10-23 02:56:31 PM  

GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables


How YOU doin?
 
2012-10-23 03:37:41 PM  
You don't have one, Subby?

Huh. That must be why I have two.
 
2012-10-23 04:07:21 PM  

GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables


*cringe
WTF is wrong with people? For 1200 you could have a lot of fun with men that could find it on their own.
 
2012-10-23 04:22:24 PM  
The G spot? Is it the 80's again?
 
2012-10-23 04:22:59 PM  
*SHudders*
Next time I post wimminz if farking batshaitnutz. . . do not disagree with me.
 
2012-10-23 04:26:38 PM  
Is this the thread where the FarkMenTM come to regale the Farkettes with tales of their sexual prowess?

No?

Wonder why that is.
 
2012-10-23 04:26:52 PM  
What about us men? So neglected...

Just kidding, I think I would pass out if a needle that size got anywhere near my pecker
 
2012-10-23 04:27:04 PM  
Because being stabbed in the cooter with a needle into god-knows-what cluster of nerves is the best foreplay, ever.

Next we'll talk about forcible injections into your belly-button.

/nngh
 
2012-10-23 04:27:21 PM  
Just remember, the little man in a canoe....
 
2012-10-23 04:27:30 PM  
oh, that spot just a few inches in on the top of the vaginal wall that has a little bit of a texture feel to it when she's aroused?
never heard of it.
 
2012-10-23 04:27:36 PM  
Borderline NSFW photo of procedure done by doctor quoted in the article: Link
 
2012-10-23 04:27:41 PM  
"His jaw literally hit the floor and he said,"
I have my doubts that his jaw actually connected with the floor.
 
2012-10-23 04:27:45 PM  

MadAzza: You don't have one, Subby?

Huh. That must be why I have two.


Is the other one in your throat? I think they made a movie about that.
 
2012-10-23 04:27:50 PM  
Would it be wrong to provide this service in a mobile setting like a van or a station wagon?
 
2012-10-23 04:27:50 PM  
Oops, that was botox. Call the lawyers.
 
2012-10-23 04:28:26 PM  
Double's the size of LA's g-spot? Weird
 
2012-10-23 04:28:53 PM  
But now help is at hand and the sex lives of couples worldwide could be enhanced dramatically thanks to a single jab.

It always has been.
 
2012-10-23 04:29:07 PM  

meat0918: Is this the thread where the FarkMenTM come to regale the Farkettes with tales of their sexual prowess?

No?

Wonder why that is.


We don't need to brag. Word gets around on its own.

/am I doing it right?
 
2012-10-23 04:29:09 PM  
This thread would be worthless without....

"Headmaster: So just listen... now did I or did I not do vaginal
juices?

Pupils: Yes sir.

Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.

Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir.

Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.

Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.

Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.

Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.

Another: Bite the neck.

Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.

Watson: Yes sir. Sorry sir.

Headmaster: All these form of stimulation can now take place.

thumbs.anyclip.com
 
2012-10-23 04:29:25 PM  
They have been doing this for years. I heard the doctor interviewed on the radio in the mid 90s and the DJ kept calling him Dr. Frankenpussy.
 
2012-10-23 04:30:10 PM  
"Everything was fine, then...then....my vagina slid out onto the floor with a big, wet schlurk."

The malpractice from this should be horrifying awesome.
 
2012-10-23 04:30:15 PM  
Everyone knows the G-Spot is a myth.
 
2012-10-23 04:30:55 PM  
Seems relevant:

Link
 
2012-10-23 04:31:36 PM  
and..so in 4 months when it goes away... if you dont get a "top up" just how exciting is your sex then?

also.. man I would love that jabbing job
 
2012-10-23 04:32:17 PM  
Twice nothing is-let me do the math here. Nothing into nothin'. Carry the nothin'...

noveldog.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-23 04:32:36 PM  
G-Spot? I saw him interviewed on Sifl 'n' Olly back in the 90s.
 
2012-10-23 04:33:01 PM  
Not impressed:

upload.wikimedia.org

/hotlink
 
2012-10-23 04:33:08 PM  

sonofslacker: Just remember, the little man in a canoe....


ChipNASA: This thread would be worthless without....

"Headmaster: So just listen... now did I or did I not do vaginal
juices?

Pupils: Yes sir.

Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson. sonofslacker

Watson. sonofslacker: Rubbing the clitoris Just remember, the little man in a canoe...., sir.

Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.


Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.

Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.

Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.

Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.

Another: Bite the neck.

Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson. sonofslacker

Watson. sonofslacker: Yes sir. Sorry sir.


Headmaster: All these form of stimulation can now take place.
[thumbs.anyclip.com image 480x264]

 
2012-10-23 04:33:44 PM  

Rindred: G-Spot? I saw him interviewed on Sifl 'n' Olly back in the 90s.


Bah, foiled again. That will teach me to waste time trying to find the perfect image.
 
2012-10-23 04:34:14 PM  
Wait, is there anything you can't inject with collagen to make things bigger?
 
2012-10-23 04:34:15 PM  
couldn't that backfire and just create this in-the-way lump on your vaginal wall?
Would seem really annoying when you're trying to get your bag of weed in and out.
 
2012-10-23 04:34:22 PM  
The pharmacy where I work makes "Scream Cream"
 
2012-10-23 04:34:38 PM  
I've received only compliments from the ladies when I've given them G-spot protein injections.
 
2012-10-23 04:34:59 PM  
Lunchtime?
 
2012-10-23 04:35:04 PM  
Form of a dildo, form of a bucket of lube.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-23 04:35:33 PM  

GGracie: A needle... down there
*wince*
No thank you. I'll just keep up my quest to find a good man who can find it without the need for injectables


Define "injectables"?
 
2012-10-23 04:36:17 PM  
Women, find a man that can fark and you wont need this shiat and you'll love him forever.
Men, learn how to fark you idiots.
 
2012-10-23 04:36:34 PM  

xevian: Wait, is there anything you can't inject with collagen to make things bigger?


Well I can think of one thing off the top of my head but I don't think I want a needle injected into it.
 
2012-10-23 04:38:19 PM  
You should see her G-Spot!

doodiepants.com

hot lips
 
2012-10-23 04:39:28 PM  

MadAzza [TotalFark]


You don't have one, Subby?

Huh. That must be why I have two.


Great parody of Bohemian Rhapsody.
 
2012-10-23 04:39:38 PM  
My exwife's gspot could be accessed via her anus.

Good times... thereafter followed by bad times.
 
2012-10-23 04:39:51 PM  
I am clearly in the wrong business.
 
2012-10-23 04:40:28 PM  
FTFA: His jaw literally hit the floor and he said, "Sounds good to me."

Normally, I'd be the last one to--but just shut up now.

// yeah, I know ... XKCD.jpg
/// Won't change the future
//// but seriously, just shut the fark up now
 
2012-10-23 04:40:30 PM  
There'd be no way I'd allow my girlfriend to get this done. Just the needle alone would spoil her after dating me.
 
2012-10-23 04:41:22 PM  
Who are "they," and why are they sharing one G-Spot?
 
2012-10-23 04:42:21 PM  

pete1729: My exwife's gspot could be accessed via her anus.

Good times... thereafter followed by bad times.



Same story here.
 
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