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(Daily Mail)   Naked man high on PCP works up an appetite during failed carjacking, proceeds to bite off and swallow his own finger. And I thought weed gave you the munchies   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 43
    More: Strange, PCP, Jersey City Medical Center, Hudson County, Department of Corrections  
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2012-10-23 12:43:37 AM  
Washington has some experience with drugs.

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-23 12:43:49 AM  
Washington first attracted police attention when he stripped naked in the middle of a busy intersection and started attacking cars with his bare hands, screaming unintelligibly.

That sounds like a blast but is it worth the lifetime of remorse and sobriety? BLAST!
 
2012-10-23 04:06:26 AM  
By the end of Sunday night, Jargget Washington had tried to gnaw his own wrist off by trapped in a police holding cell

wat
 
2012-10-23 04:14:25 AM  
PCP: The original bath salts.
 
2012-10-23 04:25:50 AM  
Someday, someone with a little less experience in drugs than this guy, and so maybe a few more brain cells left alive, can explain the attraction of drugs that make you want to eat your own body parts. Because I'm F*CKED if I can understand it.
 
2012-10-23 04:27:36 AM  
PCP is the zombie apocalypse in reality. Why someone would want to take the stuff is beyond my imagination. Example: Link
 
2012-10-23 04:39:54 AM  
Did it taste like chicken?
 
2012-10-23 04:41:38 AM  
i've done PCP twice. Once was enough. Horrifying. Why anyone would seek it out as a drug of choice is a mystery to me. I cannot stress enough how awful it was.
 
2012-10-23 04:46:10 AM  
cerulean blue
 
2012-10-23 04:53:18 AM  
Smoked sherm one time and one time only.
 
2012-10-23 04:54:07 AM  

bluebell73: i've done PCP twice. Once was enough.


Well, the obvious question is "Why would you do it twice, then?"
 
2012-10-23 04:54:32 AM  
Oblig: Gallon of PCP (240p) 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah7ApyeyneY
 
2012-10-23 04:55:04 AM  
That's PCP! Phencyclidine. Angel dust! You ever seen what this stuff does to kids? You're looking at 3 to 5 mandatory... Louis!
 
2012-10-23 04:56:58 AM  

Diarrhea Anne Frank: bluebell73: i've done PCP twice. Once was enough.

Well, the obvious question is "Why would you do it twice, then?"


the second time it was slipped to me, so it wasn't an intentional thing whatsoever. as soon as I realized what it was....it was more of a WTF buckle your seatbelts, kids.

ick.
 
2012-10-23 04:58:57 AM  
This is why you don't lie and tell kids that pot leads to teh reefer madness.

Once they find out you're lying, why would they believe your warnings about drugs that really will fark you up.
 
2012-10-23 05:05:47 AM  
Anyone else reminded of this Stephen King short story?

From:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-23 05:07:25 AM  

bluebell73: Diarrhea Anne Frank: bluebell73: i've done PCP twice. Once was enough.

Well, the obvious question is "Why would you do it twice, then?"

the second time it was slipped to me, so it wasn't an intentional thing whatsoever. as soon as I realized what it was....it was more of a WTF buckle your seatbelts, kids.

ick.


That's a genuinely terrible thing for one person to do to another. At least you came out of it okay, but still. Hope whoever it was got their arse handed to them sooner or later.
 
2012-10-23 05:56:34 AM  
I guess it's a good thing most people can't suck their own dick after high school.
 
2012-10-23 05:57:20 AM  
At least he hates pigs. That's cool.
 
2012-10-23 06:38:04 AM  
Dosing someone with PCP is super uncool, dude. That shiat makes acid look like Kool-aid.

It is one thing to trip balls and see colors, quite another to trip balls and think you are Superman.

Dude ate his finger because he could no longer feel pain... and was hungry.

None of that shiat in this house, you can bet.
 
2012-10-23 07:36:41 AM  
clothesonfilm.com

Amature.
 
2012-10-23 07:38:12 AM  
www.thecatalog.com
 
2012-10-23 08:16:44 AM  
PCP made some dude take a broken mirror and peel his face and nose off to feed to his dog...the classic facepeel.jpg pic on the web.
 
2012-10-23 08:24:26 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: I guess it's a good thing most people can't suck their own dick after high school.


Wait... Are you saying I could have?

Fark, man... I absolutely WASTED my childhood.
 
2012-10-23 08:27:31 AM  

Frizbone: PCP made some dude take a broken mirror and peel his face and nose off to feed to his dog...the classic facepeel.jpg pic on the web.


i324.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-23 08:30:04 AM  
Gosh, I wonder why they keep drugs illegal.

Marijuana turns you into a basement-dweller.

Cocaine makes you into an ambulance chasing lawyer.

PCP makes you eat parts of your own body.

LSD is great, until you want to fly toward the sun and jump off a building.

Must be discrimination.
 
2012-10-23 08:32:22 AM  
I'm totally behind legalising weed and ecstasy. Even heroin.

PCP is a completely different thing. It just makes people act psychopathically insane. If there's anyone here who didn't read the Fark thread about "Daddy ate my eyes" a couple of years back, then for the love of FSM don't google that term.

And yes, it's just as bad as you'd think. Ted Bundy and Lawrence Bittaker would probably think it's an awesome drug.
 
2012-10-23 08:34:13 AM  
On the way to the jail, Washington defecated in the back of the squad car while still wearing his hospital clothes.



26 comments and I'm the first to note he pooped the cop car?


fark ... i am dissapoint

/poop!
 
2012-10-23 08:52:11 AM  
i265.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-23 08:53:40 AM  

Trapper439: I'm totally behind legalising weed and ecstasy. Even heroin.

PCP is a completely different thing. It just makes people act psychopathically insane. If there's anyone here who didn't read the Fark thread about "Daddy ate my eyes" a couple of years back, then for the love of FSM don't google that term.

And yes, it's just as bad as you'd think. Ted Bundy and Lawrence Bittaker would probably think it's an awesome drug.


and me i almost want to try PCP. because i don't think a drug can "make" u do ANYTHING.
a normal person who is not violent is NOT gonna turn violent all of a sudden on a dissociative similar to DXM like PCP.
 
2012-10-23 09:22:23 AM  
Naked Man, Naked Man
Passing through Naked Land
Naked Man, Naked Man
In the sand, where is your hand?
Naked Man, Naked Man
Please go back to Naked Land
 
2012-10-23 09:55:27 AM  
I'm a "it should be legal for adults to do what they wish with their own bodies" kind of guy-- including drugs. PCP gives me pause on this philosophy, though.

Then again it would only be a problem for a relatively short time thanks be to Darwin.
 
2012-10-23 10:00:06 AM  

zerkalo: That's PCP! Phencyclidine. Angel dust! You ever seen what this stuff does to kids? You're looking at 3 to 5 mandatory... Louis!


www.tampabay.com

That's a nice purse.
 
2012-10-23 10:01:51 AM  

jimmyego: Anyone else reminded of this Stephen King short story?

From:

[i.imgur.com image 200x309]


That was the first thing that came to mind. I haven't read that story since my college days back in the early 90's. It must've had an impact.
 
2012-10-23 10:20:26 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Trapper439: I'm totally behind legalising weed and ecstasy. Even heroin.

PCP is a completely different thing. It just makes people act psychopathically insane. If there's anyone here who didn't read the Fark thread about "Daddy ate my eyes" a couple of years back, then for the love of FSM don't google that term.

And yes, it's just as bad as you'd think. Ted Bundy and Lawrence Bittaker would probably think it's an awesome drug.

and me i almost want to try PCP. because i don't think a drug can "make" u do ANYTHING.
a normal person who is not violent is NOT gonna turn violent all of a sudden on a dissociative similar to DXM like PCP.


Normally, you'd be right. Most drugs don't MAKE you do anything. But it is possible to bypass your frontal lobe entirely with enough habitual PCP use. Turning you into a depraved lizard man like Dick Cheney.
 
2012-10-23 10:46:06 AM  
It's nice to see Jersey City getting some international attention. Good thing I live nowhere near psychos like this.
 
2012-10-23 11:25:00 AM  

lewismarktwo: Jon iz teh kewl: Trapper439: I'm totally behind legalising weed and ecstasy. Even heroin.

PCP is a completely different thing. It just makes people act psychopathically insane. If there's anyone here who didn't read the Fark thread about "Daddy ate my eyes" a couple of years back, then for the love of FSM don't google that term.

And yes, it's just as bad as you'd think. Ted Bundy and Lawrence Bittaker would probably think it's an awesome drug.

and me i almost want to try PCP. because i don't think a drug can "make" u do ANYTHING.
a normal person who is not violent is NOT gonna turn violent all of a sudden on a dissociative similar to DXM like PCP.

Normally, you'd be right. Most drugs don't MAKE you do anything. But it is possible to bypass your frontal lobe entirely with enough habitual PCP use. Turning you into a depraved lizard man like Dick Cheney.


i don't believe u. i think people are ghay
 
2012-10-23 11:26:16 AM  
Must have clearly been an Evil Finger.
It had to go.
 
2012-10-23 12:41:26 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: lewismarktwo: Jon iz teh kewl: Trapper439: I'm totally behind legalising weed and ecstasy. Even heroin.

PCP is a completely different thing. It just makes people act psychopathically insane. If there's anyone here who didn't read the Fark thread about "Daddy ate my eyes" a couple of years back, then for the love of FSM don't google that term.

And yes, it's just as bad as you'd think. Ted Bundy and Lawrence Bittaker would probably think it's an awesome drug.

and me i almost want to try PCP. because i don't think a drug can "make" u do ANYTHING.
a normal person who is not violent is NOT gonna turn violent all of a sudden on a dissociative similar to DXM like PCP.

Normally, you'd be right. Most drugs don't MAKE you do anything. But it is possible to bypass your frontal lobe entirely with enough habitual PCP use. Turning you into a depraved lizard man like Dick Cheney.

i don't believe u. i think people are ghay


Seriously, son...get some kind of psychiatric help.
 
2012-10-24 08:41:58 AM  

lewismarktwo: Normally, you'd be right. Most drugs don't MAKE you do anything. But it is possible to bypass your frontal lobe entirely with enough habitual PCP use. Turning you into a depraved lizard man like Dick Cheney.


Sounds like a scare tactic to me, and I don't even do aspirin.

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2012-10-24 05:58:10 PM  

offmymeds: Jon iz teh kewl: lewismarktwo: Jon iz teh kewl: Trapper439: I'm totally behind legalising weed and ecstasy. Even heroin.

PCP is a completely different thing. It just makes people act psychopathically insane. If there's anyone here who didn't read the Fark thread about "Daddy ate my eyes" a couple of years back, then for the love of FSM don't google that term.

And yes, it's just as bad as you'd think. Ted Bundy and Lawrence Bittaker would probably think it's an awesome drug.

and me i almost want to try PCP. because i don't think a drug can "make" u do ANYTHING.
a normal person who is not violent is NOT gonna turn violent all of a sudden on a dissociative similar to DXM like PCP.

Normally, you'd be right. Most drugs don't MAKE you do anything. But it is possible to bypass your frontal lobe entirely with enough habitual PCP use. Turning you into a depraved lizard man like Dick Cheney.

i don't believe u. i think people are ghay

Seriously, son...get some kind of psychiatric help.


gay
 
2012-10-25 12:49:52 AM  

Tatterdemalian: lewismarktwo: Normally, you'd be right. Most drugs don't MAKE you do anything. But it is possible to bypass your frontal lobe entirely with enough habitual PCP use. Turning you into a depraved lizard man like Dick Cheney.

Sounds like a scare tactic to me, and I don't even do aspirin.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 480x360]


Is this a real post? If so, I suggest you get educated on the subject.
 
2012-10-25 05:32:44 AM  
Jon iz teh kewl:
gay

You write like an imbecile. In your case it's ok to do any drug there is, it won't impair your mental abilities beyond your current state. But please, please try to restrict any PCP-induced mutilation or cannibalism or whatever else might occur to yourself, ok? Other people might not be as expendable.
 
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