Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: You get fleeced for several thousand dollars cause some creep stole your credit card, that's your own damned fault for carrying something that's basically as good as cash these days.
DrGunsforHands: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Why does he look like Mitt Romney?And why am I Mr. Sparkle?
Birnone: He's probably like that guy in the X-files, can slither through cracks and small openings. I would think the velco-like ripping sound he makes as he unsticks himself every time he moves along the floor would give him away.
spman: I've worked at a movie theater in Connecticut for a decade none (not any of the ones mentioned in this article), and can't even fathom how this is possible. The aisles is the vast majority of theaters is barely big enough to walk through, how a person could crawl, go unnoticed, and sift through a woman's purse without being noticed is unfathomable to me. Either these women were incredibly stupid and inattentive to their surroundings, or there's more to this story. I half expect this guys Mug Shot to be released and it turn out that he looks like the midget from Bad Santa.
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