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2012-10-22 09:02:47 PM  
Clearly it was bidding us farewell and thanking us for our gifts of fish.
 
2012-10-22 09:11:38 PM  
Clearly, the whale was channeling YTMND's most famous page.

www.networkpanda.com
 
2012-10-22 09:18:29 PM  
That sounds nothing like a human voice. It sounds like a whale with bronchitis.
 
2012-10-22 09:24:01 PM  
Well double dumbass on you.
 
2012-10-22 09:24:12 PM  
That's just creepy. Fing whale says get out of my tank? I would never go back
 
2012-10-22 09:28:16 PM  
It sounds like the theme song from Young Frankenstein.
 
2012-10-22 09:50:12 PM  
"Oh no, not again"
 
2012-10-22 10:16:19 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: That sounds nothing like a human voice. It sounds like a whale with bronchitis.


'Aint no whale got time for that.
 
2012-10-22 10:19:54 PM  
Goddamn - that was nightmare fuel.
 
2012-10-22 10:43:14 PM  
Eeeeioeieeee dooo deee ddooooooo eeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiyah doooddeeeeedooo ddooodeeedooo eeeeedooodddeeeee duhdeeeeeooooooooooo
 
2012-10-22 10:43:41 PM  
"Photo: Steve Snodgrass"
 
2012-10-22 10:44:31 PM  
Wanted for questioning...

991.com
 
2012-10-22 10:45:41 PM  
He's been listening to tea party radio again.
 
2012-10-22 10:46:40 PM  
www.ditl.org 
Maybe they're giving the probe directions to the nuclear wessels in Alameda.
 
2012-10-22 10:46:52 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

What I heard.

/nooneenooneenoo
 
2012-10-22 10:48:03 PM  
Sounds like a retard underwater. If you send that whale to infiltrate enemy ports, they'll throw all their special ed teachers into SCUBA gear to go save the poor drowning child.
 
2012-10-22 10:48:52 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: "Oh no, not again"


that was the petunias, the whale is probably just saying how pleased he is to meet us "humans" (a word he just made up), and maybe asking where the fark all the dolphins went...
 
2012-10-22 10:49:36 PM  
A US Navy-trained beluga whale named NOC can imitate human speech

Is this where our tax dollars are going? Teach people to speak properly, then we'll work on animals.
 
2012-10-22 10:52:16 PM  
Gabby beluga is right.

authentic underwater gibberish 

i936.photobucket.com

Thinks he's being dissed.
 
2012-10-22 10:54:21 PM  
Fa love Pa.
 
2012-10-22 11:01:13 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-22 11:10:26 PM  
Yeah, I heard crazy frog too.
 
2012-10-22 11:13:40 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: That sounds nothing like a human voice. It sounds like a whale with bronchitis.


It does sound sort of like muffled voices if you were underwater and someone above water was talking. Due to the change in the speed of sound in different mediums, the human voice sounds very different underwater when compared to in the air.

Although I think it sounded like someone had been showing him the youtube videos or Trololo guy and "Oh Long Johnson"
 
2012-10-22 11:14:06 PM  

Gilligann: A US Navy-trained beluga whale named NOC can imitate human speech

Is this where our tax dollars are going?


2.bp.blogspot.com 

He's quite clearly singing "Anchors Away!"

"A diddy do a do-dee-do, anagada-oh a yugga-yug-a-yug, ditiodya aaaauuuuhhhh..."
 
2012-10-22 11:16:00 PM  
I can speak whale.
 
2012-10-22 11:16:00 PM  
" 'Pha want Bee NOW!!!!!"
 
2012-10-22 11:21:58 PM  
Awww, the big guy must be a Charlie Brown fan. Link
 
2012-10-22 11:24:28 PM  
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Man... I don't know what the fark you just said, little kid. But you're special, man. You reached out, and you touched a brother's heart.
 
2012-10-22 11:37:02 PM  
Ignore the actual words and humans just sound like chimpanzees moaning and chirping.
 
2012-10-22 11:37:28 PM  
Quick! Make him learn swear words!
 
2012-10-22 11:44:01 PM  
Sounds like Gary the Retard from Howard Stern.
 
2012-10-22 11:47:22 PM  
Good lord, the photo of the Beluga they ended it on...
 
2012-10-22 11:51:27 PM  
I heard this
 
2012-10-22 11:57:57 PM  
Now we know what happened to the Minoans.

/Linear A
 
2012-10-22 11:59:05 PM  
Sounds like me in the shower. Hey, wait a second...
 
2012-10-22 11:59:48 PM  
Goddamit, that was farking creepy. Slaps subby hard. Sounds like a guys soul is trapped in the whale, and he's trying to communicate, but lacks the proper vocal chords to say "Hey...Im HUMAN". Creepy shiat, reminds me of this..and it's just as creepy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Iq6LA7sZI

/sweet dreams
 
2012-10-23 12:03:40 AM  
Isn't Rebecca Black's fifteen minutes over yet?

www.shortstack.com
 
2012-10-23 12:08:31 AM  
Sounds like my wife when we are making that sweet love...they are about the same size as well.
 
2012-10-23 12:13:34 AM  
I know there's a Farker out there who can apply auto-tune to this and post the result here. Results would be meme-worthy......

/you know you wanna
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2012-10-23 12:17:27 AM  
It was just Al Gore in his pool, nothing to see here.
 
2012-10-23 12:20:03 AM  
i5.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-23 12:31:38 AM  
Is it just me, or was it trying to sing the Superman theme?
 
2012-10-23 12:36:26 AM  

LesserEvil: Clearly, the whale was channeling YTMND's most famous page.

[www.networkpanda.com image 200x150]


Winner.
 
2012-10-23 12:48:19 AM  
I take back what I said earlier. NOC was doing a spot-on syllable for syllable performance of this video, starting at 1:58.

GIFs with Sound
 
2012-10-23 12:50:48 AM  
Sounds like Ned from the Impossibles/Venture Bros
 
2012-10-23 12:51:02 AM  

HotWingAgenda: I take back what I said earlier. NOC was doing a spot-on syllable for syllable performance of this video, starting at 1:58.

GIFs with Sound


Click on the Batman pic I posted at the top of the thread.
 
2012-10-23 12:56:21 AM  
www.captainkazoo.com
 
2012-10-23 12:57:46 AM  
Bring em on. I'll throw on some Psi Armor and drop a Rift on their asses. Game OVER. And I'll do it all on Ironman only losing 3 of my command.
 
2012-10-23 12:58:24 AM  
 
2012-10-23 01:16:50 AM  
 
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