Jim_Callahan: The author of TFA is pretty clearly too stupid to live.
ozarkmatt: Jim_Callahan: The author of TFA is pretty clearly too stupid to live.Uh, you do realize that author works for NPR??? Not even one that had the ability on the casting couch to get on the air. NPR online.Let me repeat that.NPR online.
griffin2000: Anyone else find it creepy the rent-a-quote expert they found to denounce drinking games kept using the term 'legal alchohol limit' as if that was a thing? If you aren't operating a motor vehicle or drunk in public, there is no such thing.
Jim_Callahan: so damningly, terminally farking stupid that they're bound to die of forgetting how to breathe any day now.
ComicBookGuy: Tawnos: Fail..Even if you're in public It's not a thing. So drink up and bike or walk home!Some places, you can be busted for DUI/DWI while on a bike.
Jim_Callahan: Look, old person writing for NPR, let me fill you in on some developments you may have missed since deciding to only come in for one hour a day when you were given your journalistic tenure in 1975:In the 1980s ...
Jim_Callahan: In short, we drink and play games during the debate because the only people that haven't made up their minds by this point are, by modern standards, so damningly, terminally farking stupid that they're bound to die of forgetting how to breathe any day now.
ComicBookGuy: wambu: Is there an NPR drinking game?Every time the term "African-American" is used in reference to blacks, take a drink.Every time someone went to an elite private college or university, plus Berkeley, apeaks, take a drink.That's probably all you need to meet John Bonham and Bon Scott.
BigBooper: You sir are clearly not drunk, but seem stoned instead. Of course getting baked while watching a debate is just as good a choice as drinking yourself into a comma.
inthesticks: Today's secret word is...TUMULT!
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