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(Yahoo)   Parents in California are considering legal action over school yoga, fearing their children are being indoctrinated into eastern religion   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 18
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3695 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Oct 2012 at 10:34 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-22 07:18:50 PM
6 votes:
I am performing the Whoarethesemorons Asana, which involves placing my face in my palms and sighing.
2012-10-22 10:59:52 PM
3 votes:
From Wikipedia: "Ashtanga Vinyasa Yoga is different from many yoga classes in the west in that the order of asanas is completely predefined. A practice will comprise four main parts: an "opening sequence," one of the six main "series", a back-bending sequence, and a set of inverted asanas, referred to as the "happy ending" or "finishing sequence.""

At least the girls will get some career training.
2012-10-22 11:18:53 PM
2 votes:
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Yes he dose look like the evil leader of a cult.
2012-10-22 10:49:04 PM
2 votes:
These people are stupid. I'm hoping this becomes a girls in yoga pants thread.

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2012-10-22 10:41:34 PM
2 votes:
...and remember if you eat humus you turn into a muslim.
2012-10-23 04:25:00 AM
1 votes:
We wouldn't want to indoctrinate children into any religion before they have formed the capacity for critical thought. That would be tantamount to abuse!
2012-10-23 03:40:56 AM
1 votes:
"Right, let's ditch the Yoga to protect the children. Next topic: Let's change science out with creationism."
2012-10-23 02:22:29 AM
1 votes:

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Yes he dose look like the evil leader of a cult.


WE WILL NOT STANDBY AND WATCH OUR CHILDREN BE TAUGHT SUCH THINGS AS TROLLING FOREST RANGERS AND STEALING PIC-A-NICK BASKETS!!!
2012-10-23 01:34:37 AM
1 votes:

d-fens99: These people are stupid. I'm hoping this becomes a girls in yoga pants thread.

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"Girls in Yoga Pant"?

Here on FARK we refer to those by their actual name: LEGGINGS.

Those aren't "yoga pants" since they weren't made for yoga, yogi in india don't use them and we'd been using them long before yoga became mainstream here.

Get out of here Reddit Scum!

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2012-10-22 11:32:23 PM
1 votes:
I adhere to a strictly satanic exercise program.
2012-10-22 11:15:30 PM
1 votes:
California has begun the shift to extreme republicanism/facism. This is not due to the fact that American's are shifting that way, but due to the overwhelming number of residents from other countries which flood into the state yearly.

California has ceased being part of this United States and is falling to China's attacks.

Move here legally, keep the same culture, vote for Chinese desires, turn the country to them. They are breeding their own to become "legal" citizens to control the vote here...who knows what happens when they spread.

They've won...get over it. America no longer exists and if you are a white male (white females are great for breeding) you are worthless now. Chinese love black guys so you're pretty safe.

/(snicker)(cry)(snicker)
//(puts down the crack pipe)
2012-10-22 10:51:31 PM
1 votes:
alienated: ComicBookGuy: alienated: "There's a deep concern that the Encinitas Union School District is using taxpayer resources ..."


The lessons are funded by a $533,000, three-year grant from the Jois Foundation, a nonprofit group

No one said these people are bright.

Especially the lawyer for the parents : )


SOMEONE has to graduate at the bottom..
2012-10-22 10:47:03 PM
1 votes:

alienated: "There's a deep concern that the Encinitas Union School District is using taxpayer resources ..."


The lessons are funded by a $533,000, three-year grant from the Jois Foundation, a nonprofit group


How much does a hippy dippy teacher and a couple mats and incense cost? Because I promise I can subcontract for half.
2012-10-22 10:42:59 PM
1 votes:
"There's a deep concern that the Encinitas Union School District is using taxpayer resources ..."


The lessons are funded by a $533,000, three-year grant from the Jois Foundation, a nonprofit group
2012-10-22 10:42:49 PM
1 votes:
My mother believed that the Smurfs were a tool of the devil, and even she does yoga.
2012-10-22 10:42:39 PM
1 votes:
Had to read a few times to make sure it really did say California and not Carolina.
2012-10-22 10:41:07 PM
1 votes:
Jesus farking their Christ these folks are dumb. Oh no, kids are being indoctrinated by stances Hinduism - seriously who are these clown farks? The 80s called and they want their boogeymen back... Next thing you know they'll be decrying the evils of D&D and how it makes young people commit suicide.
2012-10-22 10:39:19 PM
1 votes:
Parents in California are considering legal action over school yoga, fearing their children are being indoctrinated into eastern religion have lost their farking minds.
 
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