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(Tallahassee Democrat)   You have a party with 100 people in an apartment rated to hold 11. What could possibly go wrong?   (tallahassee.com) divider line 20
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2012-10-23 12:35:37 AM  
4 votes:
Are we sure it was a party? It could have just been a small Hispanic family.
2012-10-23 02:18:48 AM  
3 votes:
I farkING HATE U2 AND THEIR SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION
2012-10-22 10:42:45 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-22 10:01:24 PM  
3 votes:
i369.photobucket.com
2012-10-23 03:29:41 AM  
2 votes:
What else could possibly go wrong? For another, it wouldn't be Audrey Hepburn's apartment.
4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-23 12:41:09 AM  
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

And he was out there on the party porch, and it gave way and, and he fell. But it's okay. He's got a special van now he drives with his teeth.
2012-10-23 12:37:44 AM  
2 votes:

JFitness: Poor people problems?


My dad owned an apartment complex when I was younger. It always smelled like poor people. I was glad that he sold it before he died because I didn't want to inherit it.

/csb
2012-10-23 12:25:41 AM  
2 votes:
Three things you never mess with; entropy, the weak force, gravity, and Young's Modulus. Four! Four things you never mess with; entropy, the weak force, gravity, Young's Modulus, and battles with Frederick the Great. Five! Five things......I'll start again.
2012-10-23 11:04:41 AM  
1 votes:
Buildings not built to code? In my Florida?
2012-10-23 09:54:54 AM  
1 votes:
so it goes something like this....

party rockin in the house tonight.... creak... creak... THUD.
2012-10-23 08:05:46 AM  
1 votes:
www.boginmunns.com

Salivating with glee.

He's FOR the people.
2012-10-23 03:20:57 AM  
1 votes:
What could possibly go wrong?

Someone puts a poodle in the microwave?

/ It's casual
2012-10-23 02:56:52 AM  
1 votes:
This reminds me of a later season show on ER where there was this huge party in like a 3 story building and everone was on the balconies and they all collapsed. Onto each other. It was a rather grisly ep. Life imitates art sometimes. I really hope everyone turns out okay, but ... This is why I have a ranch style house with a big backyard. I mean- just in case I become one of the cool kidsolder folks that hosts parties, again .
2012-10-23 01:27:03 AM  
1 votes:

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Balls touch?


Worse.

www.marusin.com

/hot
2012-10-23 01:04:55 AM  
1 votes:
I live in a 3 bedroom apartment at UMD, and have crammed upwards of 75 people into my place before. After doing that once, I will never do that again. It was the shiattiest of shiat shows and some farker in sig ep fingered some slut on my couch.
2012-10-23 12:38:06 AM  
1 votes:
If you can't raise the roof
lower the floor
2012-10-23 12:31:09 AM  
1 votes:
Ya didn't buy enough booze!
That's what could possibly go wrong!
2012-10-23 12:23:05 AM  
1 votes:

Xai: if the floor is rated to hold 40lbs per square foot, and there are 2200 square feet, given 100 people that means each person at that party weighed, on average, 880lbs.

Seems legit.


Just what I was thinking. . . I wonder who did the inspection and if he/she has retired yet.
Xai
2012-10-23 12:14:17 AM  
1 votes:
if the floor is rated to hold 40lbs per square foot, and there are 2200 square feet, given 100 people that means each person at that party weighed, on average, 880lbs.

Seems legit.
2012-10-22 10:49:50 PM  
1 votes:
Add some rap-music with a good beat, a conga line, and we're good to go.
 
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