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		You have a party with 100 people in an apartment rated to hold 11. What could possibly go wrong? (tallahassee.com)		20
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-10-23 12:35:37 AM

4 votes:

Are we sure it was a party? It could have just been a small Hispanic family.

uttertosh		2012-10-23 02:18:48 AM

3 votes:

I farkING HATE U2 AND THEIR SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION

shanrick		2012-10-22 10:42:45 PM

3 votes:

basemetal		2012-10-22 10:01:24 PM

3 votes:

nucular bum		2012-10-23 03:29:41 AM

2 votes:

What else could possibly go wrong? For another, it wouldn't be Audrey Hepburn's apartment.
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AdolfOliverPanties		2012-10-23 12:41:09 AM

2 votes:

And he was out there on the party porch, and it gave way and, and he fell. But it's okay. He's got a special van now he drives with his teeth.

xl5150		2012-10-23 12:37:44 AM

2 votes:

JFitness: Poor people problems?

My dad owned an apartment complex when I was younger. It always smelled like poor people. I was glad that he sold it before he died because I didn't want to inherit it.

/csb

Pointy Tail of Satan		2012-10-23 12:25:41 AM

2 votes:

Three things you never mess with; entropy, the weak force, gravity, and Young's Modulus. Four! Four things you never mess with; entropy, the weak force, gravity, Young's Modulus, and battles with Frederick the Great. Five! Five things......I'll start again.

Jack's Smirking Revenge		2012-10-23 11:04:41 AM

1 votes:

Buildings not built to code? In my Florida?

Gabrielmot		2012-10-23 09:54:54 AM

1 votes:

so it goes something like this....

party rockin in the house tonight.... creak... creak... THUD.

Spanky McStupid		2012-10-23 08:05:46 AM

1 votes:

Salivating with glee.

_{He's FOR the people.}

Victoly		2012-10-23 03:20:57 AM

1 votes:

What could possibly go wrong?

Someone puts a poodle in the microwave?

/ It's casual

alienated		2012-10-23 02:56:52 AM

1 votes:

This reminds me of a later season show on ER where there was this huge party in like a 3 story building and everone was on the balconies and they all collapsed. Onto each other. It was a rather grisly ep. Life imitates art sometimes. I really hope everyone turns out okay, but ... This is why I have a ranch style house with a big backyard. I mean- just in case I become one of the cool ~~kids~~older folks that hosts parties, again .

UsikFark		2012-10-23 01:27:03 AM

1 votes:

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Balls touch?

Worse.

www.marusin.com

/hot

nekulor		2012-10-23 01:04:55 AM

1 votes:

I live in a 3 bedroom apartment at UMD, and have crammed upwards of 75 people into my place before. After doing that once, I will never do that again. It was the shiattiest of shiat shows and some farker in sig ep fingered some slut on my couch.

pjbreeze		2012-10-23 12:38:06 AM

1 votes:

If you can't raise the roof
lower the floor

DownDaRiver		2012-10-23 12:31:09 AM

1 votes:

Ya didn't buy enough booze!
That's what could possibly go wrong!

Zombie Butler		2012-10-23 12:23:05 AM

1 votes:

Xai: if the floor is rated to hold 40lbs per square foot, and there are 2200 square feet, given 100 people that means each person at that party weighed, on average, 880lbs.

Seems legit.

Just what I was thinking. . . I wonder who did the inspection and if he/she has retired yet.

Xai		2012-10-23 12:14:17 AM

1 votes:

if the floor is rated to hold 40lbs per square foot, and there are 2200 square feet, given 100 people that means each person at that party weighed, on average, 880lbs.

Seems legit.