The Black Dahlia: The residents are all FSU and FAMU students, parties this size are actually are pretty regular occurrence in the complex.
MythDragon: Wait, according to the government, once 1 floor gave away, it would start pancaking downwards in a huge chain reaction the collapsed the building straight down! Obviously 9/11 was faked or the same would have have happened here!
Bit'O'Gristle: Some talented Farker needs to photoshop the pic and put a case of Heineken in the "victims" hands.
Xai: if the floor is rated to hold 40lbs per square foot, and there are 2200 square feet, given 100 people that means each person at that party weighed, on average, 880lbs.Seems legit.
Neondistraction: uttertosh: I farkING HATE U2 AND THEIR SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTIONThanks, non sequitur man.
The Black Dahlia: My ex lived in this building, and the apartments are all four bedroom suites with a huge living room and kitchen in the middle. The residents are all FSU and FAMU students, parties this size are actually are pretty regular occurrence in the complex.
uttertosh: Neondistraction: uttertosh: I farkING HATE U2 AND THEIR SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTIONThanks, non sequitur man.TFA: go reads it./thought the reference would go over a few heads.ah, eff it.TFA: Inspectors for the city's Building Inspection Division of the Growth Management Department conducted another review of state codes following the incident, Bono said.andBono said the complex met both fire and building codes.andDetails on inspection history may be known today, Bono said.and"If there were any inspection issues, they would have been addressed prior to the issuing of a Certificate of Occupancy," Bono said in an email to the Tallahassee Democrat.Self aggrandizing prick.
Neondistraction: You're so clever.
uttertosh: Neondistraction: You're so clever.Y'know, I wish I hadn't bothered to explain.
Neondistraction: if you hadn't called me a prick
uttertosh: Neondistraction: if you hadn't called me a prickBono. I called Bo... y'know what? Never mind. We all bomb sometimes.
Neondistraction: uttertosh: Neondistraction: if you hadn't called me a prickBono. I called Bo... y'know what? Never mind. We all bomb sometimes.That makes more sense, but in the context it was not at all obvious who you were calling a prick.Snark withdrawn.
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