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(WGCI Chicago)   Gentlemen, you will never sleep alone after learning this one move: How to pick up a girl at the gym   (wgci.com) divider line 36
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2012-10-22 04:31:29 PM
Huh, so screaming at the top of your lungs after every rep does work. No wonder all the meatheads at the gym do it.

/I laughed when he dropped the "weight"
 
2012-10-22 05:00:32 PM
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2012-10-22 05:02:11 PM
Can't see the video.. but let me tell you what has worked for me

1. Be good looking
2. Appear happy and approachable, but not eager
3. Already be well-built
4. Don't speak to the girls unless it's in passing
5. Don't be a creep
6. 1-piece old-timey strongman leotard
7. Toe shoes and when you do abs, wiggle your toes at the ladies
 
2012-10-22 05:04:58 PM
Saw it coming, but still chuckled.
 
2012-10-22 05:05:04 PM

Dr.Knockboots: Can't see the video.. but let me tell you what has worked for me

1. Be good looking
2. Appear happy and approachable, but not eager
3. Already be well-built
4. Don't speak to the girls unless it's in passing
5. Don't be a creep
6. 1-piece old-timey strongman leotard
7. Toe shoes and when you do abs, wiggle your toes at the ladies


....and I'm 0 for 7 on that list.
 
2012-10-22 05:22:01 PM

Dr.Knockboots: 6. 1-piece old-timey strongman leotard


I'm thinking this guy nailed it.

cdn.uproxx.com
 
2012-10-22 05:32:23 PM
I have to say I saw that punchline coming over the horizon from about five thousand miles away, but I trained under Sensei  Youngman.
 
- And boy is my ass sore.
 
2012-10-22 05:57:03 PM

brap: I have to say I saw that punchline coming over the horizon from about five thousand miles away, but I trained under Sensei  Youngman.
 
- And boy is my ass sore.


i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-22 06:06:23 PM

Dr.Knockboots: Can't see the video.. but let me tell you what has worked for me...

6. 1-piece old-timey strongman leotard



That alone will bring in the women.
 
2012-10-22 06:11:26 PM

FloydA: Saw it coming, but still chuckled.


Ditto that.
 
2012-10-22 07:05:52 PM

FloydA: Saw it coming, but still chuckled.


1st Half ditto.
 
2012-10-22 07:14:44 PM
Lordy, I bet that left bruises.
 
2012-10-22 07:30:35 PM
I can't wait for his next equally hysterical installement, How To Pick Up A Girl At The Bar
 
2012-10-22 07:33:31 PM
Where's the part where I flash my dong to the Zumba class?
 
2012-10-22 07:57:13 PM

pudding7: FloydA: Saw it coming, but still chuckled.

Ditto that.


Affirmative. I mean, ggggrrrrUUUUNNhhh! Yeah! Woo!
 
2012-10-22 08:27:37 PM
Stupid.
 
2012-10-22 08:55:28 PM

LitChick: Stupid.


Seems to me it would be stupid to have expected any other outcome.
 
2012-10-22 08:59:25 PM

Notabunny: pudding7: FloydA: Saw it coming, but still chuckled.

Ditto that.

Affirmative. I mean, ggggrrrrUUUUNNhhh! Yeah! Woo!


www.biography.com
 
2012-10-22 09:37:17 PM
If it involves me going to the gym, I'm out.
 
2012-10-22 09:37:50 PM
Scheiffer should've shut down Romney there and moved on.
 
2012-10-22 09:40:06 PM
Why are we talking Medicare and taxes in this debate?
 
2012-10-22 09:51:22 PM

CreativeFarkHandle: Why are we talking Medicare and taxes in this debate?


Because there are three 'tards in the room.

/retard strength
//hnnnnngh!
///made a poopy
 
2012-10-22 09:57:51 PM
I don't want to see the video where he pisses off a bunch of people. I heard that it's popular in Germany, though.
 
2012-10-22 10:23:23 PM

Atomic Spunk: I don't want to see the video where he pisses off on a bunch of people. I heard that it's popular in Germany, though.


FTFY If you're talking about videos that are popular in Germany.
 
2012-10-22 11:12:42 PM
nice snatch.
 
2012-10-22 11:57:04 PM

puckhead: nice snatch.


what a jerk.
 
2012-10-23 12:00:17 AM
Before my arrival there were 26 comments.
 
2012-10-23 01:14:54 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Notabunny: pudding7: FloydA: Saw it coming, but still chuckled.

Ditto that.

Affirmative. I mean, ggggrrrrUUUUNNhhh! Yeah! Woo!

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Great. Now I'm going to be reading everybody's comments *SMACK!* as a Bruce Lee soundtrack *whaaPOW!

/EEEEEeeeeee
//yow
 
2012-10-23 04:22:20 AM
My "weights" are more slippy why I pick them up that way
 
2012-10-23 05:42:15 AM

FloydA: - And boy is my ass sore.

i105.photobucket.com


No, no, no. Sensei Youngman doesn't use a drummer to punctuate his jokes. He uses a small orchestra.

He puts on a great show.

/ "That's not a great show, that's Bizarre. :D "
 
2012-10-23 06:58:06 AM
why is it everytime I visit Break.com, I have this image in my head?
www.thedailyrock.com

cheese and rice, can you have any more ads on one page?
 
2012-10-23 07:29:44 AM
And here I thought he'd be asking a comely lass for help with his clean & jerk.

Sometimes, the obvious joke is the most amusing.
 
2012-10-23 09:39:34 AM

scottydoesntknow: Huh, so screaming at the top of your lungs after every rep does work. No wonder all the meatheads at the gym do it.

/I laughed when he dropped the "weight"



The only problem is that joke became obvious 3 seconds in when there were no one to impress. There needed to be at least one other girl and have this guy talk her up a bit before going into the actual joke.
 
2012-10-23 10:30:18 AM
I'm a married guy, but here's my observations as both a gym-goer and fellow male.

1. If she's wearing sweaty workout clothes, is drenched, has no makeup on, and looks like she's really focused on her activities, she probably doesn't have time for your sh*t right now, bro.

2. Makeup's on, wearing clean clothes, no sweating, going 2 mph on a cardio machine, perfectly tied-back hair and even some jewelry? She's there for her annual, "lifestyle change." Game on.
 
2012-10-23 02:31:21 PM

Big Ramifications: puckhead: nice snatch.

what a jerk.


Keep it clean.
 
2012-10-24 03:27:30 PM

hogans: Big Ramifications: puckhead: nice snatch.

what a jerk.

Keep it clean.


nicely worked.
 
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