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(Talking Points Memo)   Todd Akin: the gift that keeps on giving to Democrats   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 20
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2012-10-22 04:58:44 PM  
17 votes:
If Claire McCaskill were a dog, Mitt Romney would have strapped her to the roof of his car ages ago.
2012-10-22 05:59:53 PM  
10 votes:

FlashHarry: timujin: FlashHarry: how can a state that is home to two of america's greatest cities be a gnat's eyebrow away from electing this misogynistic piece of garbage?

which two?

well, st. louis and KC, obviously.


I think you meant Louis CK.
2012-10-22 07:24:03 PM  
4 votes:
Proceed, Congressman
2012-10-22 07:29:48 PM  
3 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Empty Matchbook: FlashHarry: how can a state that is home to two of america's greatest cities be a gnat's eyebrow away from electing this misogynistic piece of garbage?

Same way California can ban gay marriage and uphold marijuana being titanically criminal: everything outside those cities.

All pot smokers aren't gay.


Are you saying that I don't have to blow my dealer?
2012-10-22 06:59:27 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com

/Akin thread, Akin thread.
//Does whatever an Akin thread does.
2012-10-22 06:53:41 PM  
3 votes:

randomjsa: And if a liberal called a female conservative the same name, it would be HILARIOUS.


randomjsa is a Bullshiatsu. So it's hilarious!
2012-10-22 07:48:50 PM  
2 votes:
And in the end, Todd Akin only raped himself.
2012-10-22 07:42:21 PM  
2 votes:

thomps: timujin: FlashHarry: how can a state that is home to two of america's greatest cities be a gnat's eyebrow away from electing this misogynistic piece of garbage?

which two?

what possible definition of "greatest" could he be using?


Girth, obviously
2012-10-22 07:01:22 PM  
2 votes:

randomjsa: And if a liberal called a female conservative the same name, it would be HILARIOUS.


Don't you cry tonight
I still love you baby
Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry tonight
2012-10-22 05:48:54 PM  
2 votes:
When someone says 'Greatest City' I think of places like New York, Paris, London, Tokyo or some such.

I'd be naming cities for a farking week before I go to 'St Louis'.
2012-10-22 09:22:43 PM  
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: No, he doesn't hate women. Not at all.
That has to be why he married a man, right?


www.csmonitor.com

How dare you: Gordon Ramsey is a very talented chef and has earned the right to marry whosoever he wishes.
2012-10-22 08:52:50 PM  
1 votes:

BeatrixK: Aside from said cities, we're 1 part KS, 1 part Arkansas, and 1 part inbred.


Friends of mine in Iowa liked to say if the southern tier of counties seceded and joined Missouri the average intelligence of both states would rise.
2012-10-22 07:22:50 PM  
1 votes:

randomjsa: And if a liberal called a female conservative the same name, it would be HILARIOUS.


Pitbull with lipstick?
2012-10-22 07:18:35 PM  
1 votes:

The Why Not Guy: randomjsa: And if a liberal called a female conservative the same name, it would be HILARIOUS.

Ladies and gentlemen, today's GOP.


"I don't give a damn what my guy did! Your guy did it in a hypothetical fantasy situation!"
2012-10-22 07:00:13 PM  
1 votes:

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: This is what the "Tea Party" will ultimately be remembered for: thrusting a bunch of farking amateurs into a national spotlight they have no business being in.

Sorry, Fox News fan club, but no amount of blind devotion will make up for the fact that guys like Todd Akin simply don't have the grapes for long careers on the national stage.


I, for one, am actually grateful to the Tea Party for their influence. If they weren't as vocal about their agenda I'd expect the whole tottering out of the clown shoes right wingers to be a liberal conspiracy.

Light...disinfectant...all that.
2012-10-22 06:53:53 PM  
1 votes:

FlashHarry: timujin: FlashHarry: how can a state that is home to two of america's greatest cities be a gnat's eyebrow away from electing this misogynistic piece of garbage?

which two?

well, st. louis and KC, obviously.


Aww, not Branson?
2012-10-22 06:35:37 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: Hetfield: Diogenes: Hetfield: If Claire McCaskill were a dog, Mitt Romney would have strapped her to the roof of his car ages ago.

Good to see your sponsorship isn't going to waste!

That was you? Thank you :)

Just keep making teh funny.


Pressure's on, Hetfield! Now you have to make a joke in every thread Diogenes shows up to!

/was recently sponsored but can't find a way to contact that person and thank them. So if you're reading this, thank you!
//oh, and I given up laughing at Todd Akin. Have now moved on to the incredulous amount of support he has. Do people in Missouri put heroin in their Rice Krispies? Even if you're a Republican, how can you support this sh*tgarbler of a human being? When a Democrat turns out to be a raging asswart, I don't support him or her simply because she's a dem.
2012-10-22 05:32:13 PM  
1 votes:

FlashHarry: how can a state that is home to two of america's greatest cities be a gnat's eyebrow away from electing this misogynistic piece of garbage?


which two?
2012-10-22 05:20:46 PM  
1 votes:

Hetfield: Diogenes: Hetfield: If Claire McCaskill were a dog, Mitt Romney would have strapped her to the roof of his car ages ago.

Good to see your sponsorship isn't going to waste!

That was you? Thank you :)


Just keep making teh funny.
2012-10-22 05:18:00 PM  
1 votes:

FlashHarry: how can a state that is home to two of america's greatest cities be a gnat's eyebrow away from electing this misogynistic piece of garbage?


What the fark? Did you just declare Missouri, St. Louis and Kansas City to be great? The only redeeming thing in that group is Kansas City BBQ.
 
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