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(Talking Points Memo)   Todd Akin: the gift that keeps on giving to Democrats   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 114
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2012-10-22 04:28:32 PM
"Everybody's going to find a reason to get their feelings hurt and get bent out of shape."

So the lesson is, just stop trying to not offend people. Who needs voters, right?
 
2012-10-22 04:28:39 PM
This means nothing but a good guffaw from his supporters. It only serves to add insult to injury. The injury is that republicans actually consider this buffoon electable.
 
2012-10-22 04:37:37 PM
how can a state that is home to two of america's greatest cities be a gnat's eyebrow away from electing this misogynistic piece of garbage?
 
2012-10-22 04:50:28 PM

FlashHarry: how can a state that is home to two of america's greatest cities be a gnat's eyebrow away from electing this misogynistic piece of garbage?


538 has McCaskill with a +4.3 margin right now, with an 87% chance of winning. Still, I'll agree, that 13% chance for Akin is rather sickening.
 
2012-10-22 04:55:34 PM
And the sh*tstains that vote for him will continue to do so

/be proud of yourselves, Missouri
 
2012-10-22 04:58:44 PM
If Claire McCaskill were a dog, Mitt Romney would have strapped her to the roof of his car ages ago.
 
2012-10-22 05:02:38 PM
It doesn't matter what a GOP candidate says (or does) so long as they fellate Jesus, promise not to raise taxes EVAR!, and promise to close ever women's health clinic in the nation, the mouth-breathers keep voting for them.
 
2012-10-22 05:10:48 PM

Hetfield: If Claire McCaskill were a dog, Mitt Romney would have strapped her to the roof of his car ages ago.


Good to see your sponsorship isn't going to waste!
 
2012-10-22 05:18:00 PM

FlashHarry: how can a state that is home to two of america's greatest cities be a gnat's eyebrow away from electing this misogynistic piece of garbage?


What the fark? Did you just declare Missouri, St. Louis and Kansas City to be great? The only redeeming thing in that group is Kansas City BBQ.
 
2012-10-22 05:19:33 PM

Diogenes: Hetfield: If Claire McCaskill were a dog, Mitt Romney would have strapped her to the roof of his car ages ago.

Good to see your sponsorship isn't going to waste!


That was you? Thank you :)
 
2012-10-22 05:20:46 PM

Hetfield: Diogenes: Hetfield: If Claire McCaskill were a dog, Mitt Romney would have strapped her to the roof of his car ages ago.

Good to see your sponsorship isn't going to waste!

That was you? Thank you :)


Just keep making teh funny.
 
2012-10-22 05:32:13 PM

FlashHarry: how can a state that is home to two of america's greatest cities be a gnat's eyebrow away from electing this misogynistic piece of garbage?


which two?
 
2012-10-22 05:42:07 PM

timujin: FlashHarry: how can a state that is home to two of america's greatest cities be a gnat's eyebrow away from electing this misogynistic piece of garbage?

which two?


what possible definition of "greatest" could he be using?
 
2012-10-22 05:42:18 PM

timujin: FlashHarry: how can a state that is home to two of america's greatest cities be a gnat's eyebrow away from electing this misogynistic piece of garbage?

which two?


well, st. louis and KC, obviously.
 
2012-10-22 05:48:54 PM
When someone says 'Greatest City' I think of places like New York, Paris, London, Tokyo or some such.

I'd be naming cities for a farking week before I go to 'St Louis'.
 
2012-10-22 05:54:59 PM

Tigger: When someone says 'Greatest City' I think of places like New York, Paris, London, Tokyo or some such.

I'd be naming cities for a farking week before I go to 'St Louis'.


only one of those cities is in america though. my bigger issue is that only half of either of those two cities are actually in the state of missouri.
 
2012-10-22 05:59:53 PM

FlashHarry: timujin: FlashHarry: how can a state that is home to two of america's greatest cities be a gnat's eyebrow away from electing this misogynistic piece of garbage?

which two?

well, st. louis and KC, obviously.


I think you meant Louis CK.
 
2012-10-22 06:35:37 PM

Diogenes: Hetfield: Diogenes: Hetfield: If Claire McCaskill were a dog, Mitt Romney would have strapped her to the roof of his car ages ago.

Good to see your sponsorship isn't going to waste!

That was you? Thank you :)

Just keep making teh funny.


Pressure's on, Hetfield! Now you have to make a joke in every thread Diogenes shows up to!

/was recently sponsored but can't find a way to contact that person and thank them. So if you're reading this, thank you!
//oh, and I given up laughing at Todd Akin. Have now moved on to the incredulous amount of support he has. Do people in Missouri put heroin in their Rice Krispies? Even if you're a Republican, how can you support this sh*tgarbler of a human being? When a Democrat turns out to be a raging asswart, I don't support him or her simply because she's a dem.
 
2012-10-22 06:44:16 PM

FlashHarry: how can a state that is home to two of america's greatest cities be a gnat's eyebrow away from electing this misogynistic piece of garbage?


Because of the people who live outstate.
 
2012-10-22 06:49:11 PM
If this guy makes it to the Senate, that will make Tom Coburn the second biggest idiot in the bunch.

Never woulda thought it possible
 
2012-10-22 06:50:16 PM
And if a liberal called a female conservative the same name, it would be HILARIOUS.
 
2012-10-22 06:51:49 PM
So, are things going to get better when the Baby Boomers dye off and the Meghan McCain take over or are Republicans always going to be this farking crazy?
 
2012-10-22 06:52:28 PM

dickfreckle: Diogenes: Hetfield: Diogenes: Hetfield: If Claire McCaskill were a dog, Mitt Romney would have strapped her to the roof of his car ages ago.

Good to see your sponsorship isn't going to waste!

That was you? Thank you :)

Just keep making teh funny.

Pressure's on, Hetfield! Now you have to make a joke in every thread Diogenes shows up to!

/was recently sponsored but can't find a way to contact that person and thank them. So if you're reading this, thank you!
//oh, and I given up laughing at Todd Akin. Have now moved on to the incredulous amount of support he has. Do people in Missouri put heroin in their Rice Krispies? Even if you're a Republican, how can you support this sh*tgarbler of a human being? When a Democrat turns out to be a raging asswart, I don't support him or her simply because she's a dem.


I just usually post a random message with their name in it that they are awesome. Since this is a dog thread, tellingthem is more awesome than a Saint Bernard who are the most awesome of all dogs (other than mine who is a Jackabee).

Also, there is still enough of a chance that Akin will win. We are getting further away from the incident that he might be hoping that voters just forget and click the "whole party" ticket option (if Missouri has one) or just go through and check all Repub boxes. It's not like the thing will be listed as on his ballot choice. It's sad/scary, but could happen if people aren't careful.
 
2012-10-22 06:53:41 PM

randomjsa: And if a liberal called a female conservative the same name, it would be HILARIOUS.


randomjsa is a Bullshiatsu. So it's hilarious!
 
2012-10-22 06:53:53 PM

FlashHarry: timujin: FlashHarry: how can a state that is home to two of america's greatest cities be a gnat's eyebrow away from electing this misogynistic piece of garbage?

which two?

well, st. louis and KC, obviously.


Aww, not Branson?
 
2012-10-22 06:54:26 PM

give me doughnuts: It doesn't matter what a GOP candidate says (or does) so long as they fellate Jesus, promise not to raise taxes EVAR!, and promise to close ever women's health clinic in the nation, the mouth-breathers keep voting for them.


It hasn't worked for them yet, but someday it might. 

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-10-22 06:55:50 PM
Has McCaskill been involved in any unusual breeding?
No, mostly just doggystyle.
 
2012-10-22 06:57:02 PM
This is what the "Tea Party" will ultimately be remembered for: thrusting a bunch of farking amateurs into a national spotlight they have no business being in.

Sorry, Fox News fan club, but no amount of blind devotion will make up for the fact that guys like Todd Akin simply don't have the grapes for long careers on the national stage.
 
2012-10-22 06:57:57 PM
If Todd Akin were a dog he'd be a lot smarter and know better than to say stupid shiat.
 
2012-10-22 06:58:49 PM

randomjsa: And if a liberal called a female conservative the same name, it would be HILARIOUS.


Are you even trying anymore?
 
2012-10-22 06:58:58 PM

randomjsa: And if a liberal called a female conservative the same name, it would be HILARIOUS.


No, it would be sad and cringe-worthy. When you do the Both Sides Are Bad game, you have to do more than wave hypotheticals around. Either bring meat to the food bowl or throw a different stick.
 
2012-10-22 06:58:59 PM
Guy cribbbed a joke from Dumb and Dumber? Really? Wow.
 
2012-10-22 06:59:27 PM
i.imgur.com

/Akin thread, Akin thread.
//Does whatever an Akin thread does.
 
2012-10-22 07:00:13 PM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: This is what the "Tea Party" will ultimately be remembered for: thrusting a bunch of farking amateurs into a national spotlight they have no business being in.

Sorry, Fox News fan club, but no amount of blind devotion will make up for the fact that guys like Todd Akin simply don't have the grapes for long careers on the national stage.


I, for one, am actually grateful to the Tea Party for their influence. If they weren't as vocal about their agenda I'd expect the whole tottering out of the clown shoes right wingers to be a liberal conspiracy.

Light...disinfectant...all that.
 
2012-10-22 07:00:55 PM
If Todd Akin were a dog he'd be regurgitating feces on the living room rug.
 
2012-10-22 07:01:22 PM

randomjsa: And if a liberal called a female conservative the same name, it would be HILARIOUS.


Don't you cry tonight
I still love you baby
Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry tonight
 
2012-10-22 07:01:53 PM

FlashHarry: how can a state that is home to two of america's greatest cities be a gnat's eyebrow away from electing this misogynistic piece of garbage?


????????

Frankly, I'm not that surprised.
 
2012-10-22 07:01:54 PM

Raging Whore Moans: randomjsa: And if a liberal called a female conservative the same name, it would be HILARIOUS.

Are you even trying anymore?


It's actually getting sad, isn't it?
 
2012-10-22 07:03:29 PM
Ya gotta wonder if Palin is working as a speechwriter for Akin.
 
2012-10-22 07:03:36 PM

Raging Whore Moans: Are you even trying anymore?


You're assuming it ever took much effort to begin with. It really doesn't when this is the best I can expect in return.
 
2012-10-22 07:03:54 PM
You really think the Democrats should look at races like this and get as many women up for election as they can, particularly where the Republican candidate is this sort of Tea Party retard - because the only way they know how to win in politics is to spend the entire election insulting the opponent, and when that is a women it just can't help but alienate a large chunk of what should be their voters when they can't hide their misogyny.
 
2012-10-22 07:04:13 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Raging Whore Moans: randomjsa: And if a liberal called a female conservative the same name, it would be HILARIOUS.

Are you even trying anymore?

It's actually getting sad, isn't it?


I think I might just put him out of my misery and ignore him. It's the humane thing to do.
 
2012-10-22 07:07:49 PM

FlashHarry: timujin: FlashHarry: how can a state that is home to two of america's greatest cities be a gnat's eyebrow away from electing this misogynistic piece of garbage?

which two?

well, st. louis and KC, obviously.


I thought that might be what you meant, but having been to both wasn't sure how you could describe them that way.
 
2012-10-22 07:11:26 PM
Todd Akin sniffs dog butt.
 
2012-10-22 07:11:37 PM

FlashHarry: how can a state that is home to two of america's greatest cities be a gnat's eyebrow away from electing this misogynistic piece of garbage?


Same way California can ban gay marriage and uphold marijuana being titanically criminal: everything outside those cities.
 
2012-10-22 07:15:36 PM

randomjsa: And if a liberal called a female conservative the same name, it would be HILARIOUS.


Ladies and gentlemen, today's GOP.
 
2012-10-22 07:18:35 PM

The Why Not Guy: randomjsa: And if a liberal called a female conservative the same name, it would be HILARIOUS.

Ladies and gentlemen, today's GOP.


"I don't give a damn what my guy did! Your guy did it in a hypothetical fantasy situation!"
 
2012-10-22 07:21:14 PM
KEEP TALKING
 
2012-10-22 07:22:50 PM

randomjsa: And if a liberal called a female conservative the same name, it would be HILARIOUS.


Pitbull with lipstick?
 
2012-10-22 07:24:03 PM
Proceed, Congressman
 
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