Oznog: [www.karlschatz.com image 425x291]List fails without Clay Henry, the beer-drinking goat who was the mayor of Lajitas, Texas..
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Oznog: [www.karlschatz.com image 425x291]List fails without Clay Henry, the beer-drinking goat who was the mayor of Lajitas, Texas. You'd hand him a beer, he'd grab it and throw the whole thing back. It's all he did, all day. It's also the only reason to be in Lajitas. Also the main thing keeping the Lajitas general store in business, selling beer to give to Clay. They've been through 3 different "Clay Henries". Apparently the life of an alcoholic goat is not without limits, but there's no shortage of goats ready to step up and be commissioned as the new career alcoholic. I don't know if they, like, hold auditions or what.
Egoy3k: I really wasn't expecting Tuxedo Stan to be on that list.
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