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(CNSNews)   Michelle Obama is threatening to overflow your toilets if you don't vote early   (cnsnews.com) divider line 69
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2012-10-22 01:38:14 PM  
ZOMG OBAMA SOCLIAST TERLETS
 
2012-10-22 01:44:14 PM  
That's silly, subby. Everyone knows that she beefs in the shower and then heels it down the drain.
 
2012-10-22 02:07:07 PM  
I was pleased to see the article was mostly without bias.

Then I read the comments....
 
2012-10-22 02:16:08 PM  
The secret behind Michelle's interest in our kids school lunches has finally been revealed. Her master plan is to feed all the Red State/toss up state children Navy bean soup and kielbasa on Monday November 5th. There won't be a toilet left unclogged from Virginia to Phoenix when she is done. Truly histories greatest monster.
 
2012-10-22 02:24:35 PM  
Vote early because your bladder may be overflowing on election day.


/damn, those lines are long
 
2012-10-22 02:27:36 PM  
This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-22 02:28:20 PM  
Shiat gonna get real (backed up)!
 
2012-10-22 02:28:28 PM  
hehe nice subby
 
2012-10-22 02:28:33 PM  
So I'll get my free pack of Kool's in the mail, then?
 
2012-10-22 02:28:56 PM  
I'm so glad i already voted.

My vote doesn't count though.

I live in Oklahoma.

I'm not sure if anything or anyone I voted for will win/pass. Maybe one of the state and city petitions, but I doubt it.

For some reason people here do not want a pretty river with water in it.
 
2012-10-22 02:29:52 PM  

soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]


There are some...intellectually challenged people in the world. That probably took them weeks to dream up. "How can I best express my views so as to win friends and influence people? I know--Obamatoilet!"
 
2012-10-22 02:30:36 PM  
This is not news.
 
2012-10-22 02:30:46 PM  
But if everyone flushes on election day it'll flood the sewers!

If the sewers overflow, the sanitation workers will have to work instead of vote

Why does Michelle Obama want to disenfranchise sanitation workers by making everyone poop on election day?
 
2012-10-22 02:30:55 PM  

soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]


LOL Omaba. That's a new one. Just to the north of Omaha.
 
2012-10-22 02:31:12 PM  

soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]


Did he intend to spell Obama wrong or is he really that stupid?
 
2012-10-22 02:32:04 PM  

born_yesterday: There are some...intellectually challenged people in the world. That probably took them weeks to dream up. "How can I best express my views so as to win friends and influence people? I know--Omabatoilet!"


FTFY.
 
2012-10-22 02:32:59 PM  

Mrtraveler01: soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]

Did he intend to spell Obama wrong or is he really that stupid?


He put a toilet in his driveway as a political statement. You figure it out.
 
2012-10-22 02:33:11 PM  
I imagine on election night, quite a few people won't make it to the toilet before letting fly in the underpants.
Are there Vegas odds on the tonnage of partisan sh*t-loss expected?
 
2012-10-22 02:33:22 PM  

born_yesterday: soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]

There are some...intellectually challenged people in the world. That probably took them weeks to dream up. "How can I best express my views so as to win friends and influence people? I know--Obamatoilet!"


It's worse than that. It's an OMABA toilet. This OMABA must be stopped at any cost.
 
2012-10-22 02:34:19 PM  

soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]



Let me translate.  Obama is in the tank for big Porcelain.
 
2012-10-22 02:34:37 PM  
Coming from a long line of Sconnie four-flushers, let me say that I appreciate the advice.
 
2012-10-22 02:35:59 PM  

born_yesterday: Mrtraveler01: soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]

Did he intend to spell Obama wrong or is he really that stupid?

He put a toilet in his driveway as a political statement. You figure it out.


It's pro-Obama because it's showcasing how toilet water is cleaner than the ice at the pizza restaurants whose bosses support Romney.
 
2012-10-22 02:36:06 PM  
The article comments bring up Obama phones. Grr..that is your boy Ronald's program. And something about Michelle being an orangutan. And of course them being commies.


I guess I need to study it out.


f me.
 
2012-10-22 02:36:10 PM  

soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]


So... he's useful and rids us of crap?

Yay!

Wait, who's Omaba? Is it an Omaha suburb or something?
 
2012-10-22 02:37:01 PM  

born_yesterday: Mrtraveler01: soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]

Did he intend to spell Obama wrong or is he really that stupid?

He put a toilet in his driveway as a political statement. You figure it out.


Must be a Kohler fan.
 
2012-10-22 02:37:53 PM  
The comments in the article are great. You'll know they're Christians by their love.
 
2012-10-22 02:38:45 PM  

soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]


Bakacr Omaba made a Farbtongo in the toliet.
 
2012-10-22 02:40:01 PM  
If Michelle Obama plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the campaign trail she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.
 
2012-10-22 02:40:31 PM  

Mrtraveler01: born_yesterday: Mrtraveler01: soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]

Did he intend to spell Obama wrong or is he really that stupid?

He put a toilet in his driveway as a political statement. You figure it out.

Must be a Kohler fan.


Hey--let's not flush to judgement!
 
2012-10-22 02:41:46 PM  
craptastic
 
2012-10-22 02:42:23 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]

Bakacr Omaba made a Farbtongo in the toliet.


i used to blame all of my failures in life on that asshole teacher that told me i was dyslexic, but now i know it was that black president this whole time.
 
2012-10-22 02:44:12 PM  
My god the comments are so sad.
 
2012-10-22 02:44:12 PM  

Diogenes: I was pleased to see the article was mostly without bias.

Then I read the comments....


wow... just wow. i went back to read them and i cant get the unclean off of me now.
 
2012-10-22 02:48:47 PM  

dekko: soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]

So... he's useful and rids us of crap?

Yay!

Wait, who's Omaba? Is it an Omaha suburb or something?


This wonderful sight is in New Hampshire. Sadly, I have been informed that the "OMABA" sign has been replaced with a real OBAMA yard sign.
 
2012-10-22 02:51:39 PM  
Too late, she already got to my toilet
 
2012-10-22 02:52:34 PM  

soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]


does that say OMABA?
 
2012-10-22 02:57:30 PM  

born_yesterday: Mrtraveler01: soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]

Did he intend to spell Obama wrong or is he really that stupid?

He put a toilet in his driveway as a political statement. You figure it out.


it's in his driveway because where else is he going to park it libtard
 
2012-10-22 03:05:27 PM  

soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]


And is the gas can for people to use who disagree with the home squatter and his depiction of histories greatest monster 'Omaba'
 
2012-10-22 03:05:34 PM  

soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]


Though they are acting stupid, I at least get the sentiment when people type "0bama", "nObama", etc. But "Omaba"? That just makes you look like an actual dumbfark. Like a "How the fark do you make money to pay for that house with the Omaba toilet in front of it when you are such a dumbfark?!" kind of dumbfark. Did you inhale the entire gas can on the left before thinking this up?!
 
2012-10-22 03:05:57 PM  
If there is one day the toilet would overflow to great lulz, it would have to be this November 6.
 
2012-10-22 03:07:57 PM  

soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]


Obviously this is an Obama supporter who thinks the President is really top shelf.
 
2012-10-22 03:10:37 PM  
I overflow my toilet every day, why would election day be any different?
 
2012-10-22 03:11:02 PM  
One
Major
Upper
Decker
America

suck it libs!
 
2012-10-22 03:12:59 PM  

soopey: dekko: soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]

So... he's useful and rids us of crap?

Yay!

Wait, who's Omaba? Is it an Omaha suburb or something?

This wonderful sight is in New Hampshire. Sadly, I have been informed that the "OMABA" sign has been replaced with a real OBAMA yard sign.


Is it upside down or something? Sticking out of the toilet? Did they Sharpie "Omaba" over the actual lettering?
 
2012-10-22 03:19:38 PM  

born_yesterday: soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]

There are some...intellectually challenged people in the world. That probably took them weeks to dream up. "How can I best express my views so as to win friends and influence people? I know--Obamatoilet!"


Scoff all you like, that's outsider art right there.
 
2012-10-22 03:22:48 PM  

St_Francis_P: born_yesterday: soopey: This must be fate. My brother-in-law took this photo yesterday. It is apparently of his neighbor's political statement or something.

[i50.tinypic.com image 720x720]

There are some...intellectually challenged people in the world. That probably took them weeks to dream up. "How can I best express my views so as to win friends and influence people? I know--Obamatoilet!"

Scoff all you like, that's outsider art right there.


I'd love to see a shot where they stick the guy's head down that toilet, honestly. And then give him some free dyslexia counseling for being such a good sport.
 
2012-10-22 03:27:52 PM  

Diogenes: I was pleased to see the article was mostly without bias.

Then I read the comments....


Ya, those were painful...
 
2012-10-22 03:33:53 PM  
I think the mistake some liberals make is they want to reason with people like that. I just point and laugh. To paraphrase Barney Frank "I would sooner argue with my dining room table" than argue with the person who thinks Wingnut Daily is a legitimate news source.
 
2012-10-22 03:38:02 PM  

Job Creator: I think the mistake some liberals make is they want to reason with people like that. I just point and laugh. To paraphrase Barney Frank "I would sooner argue with my dining room table" than argue with the person who thinks Wingnut Daily is a legitimate news source.

i've found it's much more fun getting them to agree with the stupidest thing i can think of (or something that says we're all a bunch of farking idiots) and getting them to cheerfully agree.
 
2012-10-22 03:38:14 PM  
Pfft!: Diogenes: I was pleased to see the article was mostly without bias.

Then I read the comments....

Ya, those were painful...


Poe strikes again.
 
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