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(The Sun)   Kelly Brook in skintight leather catsuit for... oh, who cares what it's for?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 112
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2012-10-22 11:23:15 AM
"Homina, homina, homina..."
www.xmfan.com 
 
2012-10-22 11:32:57 AM
Uh, wow.
 
2012-10-22 01:52:35 PM
That is the correct response,subby.

/Not a bookmark.
 
2012-10-22 01:53:05 PM
She likes big guns......
 
2012-10-22 01:54:56 PM
I love how the footwear has the standard workboot waffleprint sole on the toe for extra traction, and a six inch stiletto heel for extra sluttiness.

/yes, i looked at the whole outfit, not just stopping at the tits.
 
2012-10-22 01:55:02 PM
Don't know who she is, but nice cans...
 
2012-10-22 01:55:51 PM
Blessed are the canned.
 
2012-10-22 01:56:50 PM
This was a good idea.
 
2012-10-22 01:57:20 PM
i haz a sad wood.
 
2012-10-22 01:58:53 PM
Who?
clicks link: BOOBIES
 
2012-10-22 01:59:30 PM

Apos: /Not a bookmark.


BS!
 
2012-10-22 01:59:57 PM
No idea who that is but yes that is gonna get bookmarked.
 
2012-10-22 02:00:39 PM
She is one of the most beautiful women on the planet.

Yes please
 
2012-10-22 02:03:44 PM
I find her attractive.
 
2012-10-22 02:05:23 PM
She purty.
 
2012-10-22 02:06:45 PM
That jumpsuit is just silly! She's completely covered form the neck down except for the breast area.
You'd think a huge pair of tits like that would need protection from the elements - not to mention the lustful stares of perverts (like me).
 
2012-10-22 02:06:54 PM

thecpt: Apos: /Not a bookmark.

BS!


Heh....You know it. Oh, and I'm probably the only one who did this,but my brain transposed a few letters of this series and came up with The Mutant Harlot Chronicles.
 
2012-10-22 02:11:25 PM
Ah'll be in mah bunk...
 
2012-10-22 02:15:37 PM
Curtains drawn: check
Lights down: check
Baby oil: check
Off-brand facial tissue: check
DVD copy of Survival Island: check

Let's get this party started!
 
2012-10-22 02:18:31 PM

Dick Gozinya: I love how the footwear has the standard workboot waffleprint sole on the toe for extra traction, and a six inch stiletto heel for extra sluttiness.

/yes, i looked at the whole outfit, not just stopping at the tits.


Holy crap! She has feet!
 
2012-10-22 02:20:08 PM

voran: Dick Gozinya: I love how the footwear has the standard workboot waffleprint sole on the toe for extra traction, and a six inch stiletto heel for extra sluttiness.

/yes, i looked at the whole outfit, not just stopping at the tits.

Holy crap! She has feet!


They're right under her butt.

//I wouldn't have noticed except for proximity....
 
2012-10-22 02:22:31 PM
So Kelly Brook is doing action scenes. Speaking with a British accent in clothes which reveal one of the greatest bodies in the world.

Meanwhile, January farking Jones was cast as Emma Frost.

I hope the sex was worth it, Matthew Vaughn.
 
Skr
2012-10-22 02:24:00 PM
Damn she is Beautiful! She looks closer to 40 in the face though, for what ever reason (shes 32 according to the article.)
 
2012-10-22 02:26:06 PM
I'll just save everyone a click and tell you that her tits are big.
 
2012-10-22 02:26:28 PM
Daaaammnnn!!...
 
2012-10-22 02:29:44 PM
Link is farked. So sad.
 
2012-10-22 02:31:08 PM
she's beautiful, slim yet curvy with a huge rack.

many kittens will die because of this thread.

/bookmarked
 
2012-10-22 02:32:22 PM
I don't know who she is, but got damn! Thank you god.
 
2012-10-22 02:33:07 PM
Ours is not to reason crap. Ours is but to do and fap.
 
2012-10-22 02:39:03 PM
Pretty lady.
/Probably sounds like Gilbert Godfree having a stroke during sex though.
// your welcome.
 
2012-10-22 02:40:12 PM

PYROY: I'll just save everyone a click and tell you that her tits are big.


WHEW! Thanks. Glad I saved the time.
 
2012-10-22 02:41:58 PM
I've got a great idea for a new show...Dangerous Curves
A team of international spies battling bad men.

Kelly Brook
Rosario Dawson
Sofia Vergara
Kate Upton
Christina Hendricks
Olivia Munn
Aishwarya Rai
 
2012-10-22 02:44:16 PM

rogue49: Olivia Munn


no. nope. never.
 
2012-10-22 02:45:06 PM
She will be in a new series with Joe Flanagan (Stargate Atlantas). He's nice to look at.
 
2012-10-22 02:46:31 PM

Evil Mackerel: Pretty lady.
/Probably sounds like Gilbert Godfree having a stroke during sex though.
// your welcome.


www.thepleasurechest.com
 
2012-10-22 02:47:40 PM
Nice photoshop job. She looks effing ridiculous. How do these women not go "Oh look, another part where I play a woman who is as deadly as she is sexy."
 
2012-10-22 02:48:22 PM

thecpt: rogue49: Olivia Munn

no. nope. never.


vehemently seconded.
 
2012-10-22 02:50:43 PM

phlegmmo: "Homina, homina, homina..."
[www.xmfan.com image 400x300]


um uh yeah uh wow fap fap Fap Fap FAP FAP FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
 
2012-10-22 02:56:29 PM
Kelly Brook is curvy. Christina Hendricks is just a heifer.

/Runs.
 
2012-10-22 02:57:12 PM
Cool, a live action Metal Hurlant series.
 
2012-10-22 02:59:16 PM
I see the boobies and all...

but what's up w/ her face?
 
2012-10-22 03:02:05 PM
Once I got past the boobs and read the article, I realized this might be really good.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-22 03:02:49 PM

rogue49: I've got a great idea for a new show...Dangerous Curves
A team of international spies battling bad men.

Kelly Brook
Rosario Dawson
Sofia Vergara
Kate Upton
Christina Hendricks
Olivia Munn
Aishwarya Rai



Yespleaseyespleaseyespleaseyespleaseyespleaseyespleaseyespleaseyesple a seyespleaseyespleaseye-
 
2012-10-22 03:02:55 PM

Wellon Dowd: Curtains drawn: check
Lights down: check
Baby oil: check
Off-brand facial tissue: check
DVD copy of Survival Island: check

Let's get this party started!


Scream if you want to penis, no one is coming to save you....
 
2012-10-22 03:03:28 PM

hundreddollarman: Kelly Brook is curvy. Christina Hendricks is just a heifer.

/Runs.


I prefer my stiletto clad assassins to be spinners.
tvfilmnews.com
 
2012-10-22 03:03:51 PM

rogue49: I've got a great idea for a new show...Dangerous Curves
A team of international spies battling bad men their bisexual desires...and losing.

Kelly Brook
Rosario Dawson
Sofia Vergara
Kate Upton
Christina Hendricks
Olivia Munn
Aishwarya Rai

 
2012-10-22 03:11:10 PM

hundreddollarman: Kelly Brook is curvy. Christina Hendricks is just a heifer.

/Runs.


Bah! She looks like a 12 year old boy! Real women have the body of a middle-school lunchlady clenched into ill-fitting clothes! 

/also runs
 
2012-10-22 03:11:57 PM

voran: Dick Gozinya: I love how the footwear has the standard workboot waffleprint sole on the toe for extra traction, and a six inch stiletto heel for extra sluttiness.

/yes, i looked at the whole outfit, not just stopping at the tits.

Holy crap! She has feet!


Feet? You had FEET?!?!?
juliacomedy.com
 
2012-10-22 03:13:06 PM
I thought that said Kelly LeBrock. I was going to say that it had better be an old picture.
 
2012-10-22 03:18:18 PM

GameSprocket: I thought that said Kelly LeBrock. I was going to say that it had better be an old picture.


So, what do you little maniacs want to do first?
//did the same.
 
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