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(Mother Nature Network)   If you want to improve your sex life, you better be prepared to toss some salad   (mnn.com) divider line 93
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2012-10-22 11:41:14 AM
Black raspberries? Don't blackberries count?
 
2012-10-22 11:41:51 AM
The Clements' attribute heavy metals, air pollution, food toxins, pesticides,

EXCELLENT!

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2012-10-22 11:42:25 AM
Pff. The Weekly World News told me the "beer and sex" diet is the most trusted.
 
2012-10-22 11:42:31 AM
Here's a better tip. Pineapple. Lots of pineapple.
 
2012-10-22 11:42:42 AM
I perfer syrup.

images.buddytv.com
 
2012-10-22 11:42:45 AM
FTFA: ""Fifty percent of 40-year-old men cannot perform."

I have to call 'bullshiate", I just do.
 
2012-10-22 11:43:34 AM
I guess I'll pass on the ranch dressing...on either type of salad.
 
2012-10-22 11:44:30 AM

ObscureNameHere: FTFA: ""Fifty percent of 40-year-old men cannot perform."

I have to call 'bullshiate", I just do.


totally agree
 
2012-10-22 11:44:56 AM
That's what SHE said.
 
2012-10-22 11:45:01 AM
It could be with 50% of the women over 40 - I couldn't get it up with a tow truck.
 
2012-10-22 11:45:09 AM
"Bacon, sausage and other fatty meats, which contain high levels of saturated fats and cholesterol, which clog the penal and vaginal arteries since they are so small and quickly collect plaque. Once plaque forms, you can have difficulty achieving and maintaining arousal and orgasm."

yeah... FARK YOU! You are NOT taking my bacon from me.
 
2012-10-22 11:46:15 AM
Brought to you by the National Salad Association.

/Hey NSA!
//One worsaladlid
 
2012-10-22 11:51:16 AM
Did someone mention women with salad? Happy, laughing women with salads?

i76.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-22 11:51:25 AM
"Fifty percent of 40-year-old men cannot perform."

Let's see. I live in Atlanta where it is said the ratio of straight women to straight men is 2:1. So, if half the men 40+ can't perform, that enhances my odds to 4:1.

I am doing it wrong!
 
2012-10-22 11:52:05 AM
Bacon bits?
 
2012-10-22 11:53:25 AM
This article is such crap. We get it, you have a vegetarian/vegan agenda. Stop making shiat up and go sit on a free range organic zucchini. Also shut your stinkin trap.
 
2012-10-22 11:53:37 AM

kid_icarus: Did someone mention women with salad? Happy, laughing women with salads?

[i76.photobucket.com image 412x415]


You don't make friends with salad, you don't make friends with salad!
 
2012-10-22 11:58:58 AM
farm6.static.flickr.com

The effect is immediate for some.
 
2012-10-22 11:59:25 AM

kvinesknows: "Bacon, sausage and other fatty meats, which contain high levels of saturated fats and cholesterol, which clog the penal and vaginal arteries since they are so small and quickly collect plaque. Once plaque forms, you can have difficulty achieving and maintaining arousal and orgasm."

yeah... FARK YOU! You are NOT taking my bacon from me.


Haven't you heard, the new thing on Fark is to not like bacon.
 
2012-10-22 11:59:59 AM

Cymbal: kvinesknows: "Bacon, sausage and other fatty meats, which contain high levels of saturated fats and cholesterol, which clog the penal and vaginal arteries since they are so small and quickly collect plaque. Once plaque forms, you can have difficulty achieving and maintaining arousal and orgasm."

yeah... FARK YOU! You are NOT taking my bacon from me.

Better get some Viagra or Lipitor then broheim. Me? The only meat I like to eat is roast beef pussy lips after turning them ragged from boning the chick too hard and too fast for too long. I might even pull her hair and slap her ass too, if she hasn't been broken in all the way yet.


you sound fun.. and not fat.
 
2012-10-22 12:00:48 PM

99.998er: Let's see. I live in Atlanta where it is said the ratio of straight women to straight men is 2:1. So, if half the men 40+ can't perform, that enhances my odds to 4:1.


Yeah, but then you have to hit Atlanta chicks.
 
2012-10-22 12:00:53 PM
Go ahead and eat salads all the time in an attempt to improve your sex life and you will find that you lack the energy for sex. We are meat eaters the body needs meat just toss (pun intended) in a salad for one meal three times a week and you will be fine. Also pineapple as a dessert after supper is a very great idea.
 
2012-10-22 12:00:56 PM
Eh, I prefer morning sex anyway. I'd rather have that steak dinner with an excellent bottle of wine or two, curl up and pass out. Wake up, have sex and start the day right.
 
2012-10-22 12:12:30 PM
As someone who is on a Veggie/Fruit Juice fast for 30 days, I can attest to this. So can my boyfriend. MEEEEOW!
 
2012-10-22 12:13:28 PM
eat more salad! the more salads you eat the sooner you could have a whole house of shiat spewing losers u call your "sons"
 
2012-10-22 12:17:27 PM
Everything in moderation, bacon, sausage, dairy, masturbation, heavy metal Practice moderation and all will be good. Exception for men - cooked tomatoes.
 
2012-10-22 12:18:00 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: eat more salad! the more salads you eat the sooner you could have a whole house of shiat spewing losers u call your "sons"


ugg. got enough sons.. got any tips on getting a daughter?
 
2012-10-22 12:18:28 PM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: 99.998er: Let's see. I live in Atlanta where it is said the ratio of straight women to straight men is 2:1. So, if half the men 40+ can't perform, that enhances my odds to 4:1.

Yeah, but then you have to hit Atlanta chicks.


Quite obviously you have never been to the better areas of Atlanta.
 
2012-10-22 12:20:46 PM

LandOfChocolate: Eh, I prefer morning sex anyway. I'd rather have that steak dinner with an excellent bottle of wine or two, curl up and pass out. Wake up, have sex and start the day right.


THIS!!

/so this!

+1
 
2012-10-22 12:22:52 PM

kvinesknows: Jon iz teh kewl: eat more salad! the more salads you eat the sooner you could have a whole house of shiat spewing losers u call your "sons"

ugg. got enough sons.. got any tips on getting a daughter?


Make friends with a young Chinese couple, they will give you any daughters they have for free.
 
2012-10-22 12:24:21 PM
I stopped reading TFA right here - "If the body is spending its time and energy cleaning itself constantly from these chemicals we put in it, it cannot begin to perform at its peak sexually,"

However, eating lots of carbs will help with any form of exercise - including sex.
 
2012-10-22 12:24:49 PM
If I'm going to go to bed and not get any, Il sleep better knowing at least I got a steak out of the evening.
 
2012-10-22 12:25:43 PM
Extremist raw vegan health nuts believe meat, alcohol and chocolate are the enemy and extreme raw vegan diets are the answer? Shocking.

Link

This is book promotion, not science.
 
2012-10-22 12:28:16 PM
Watermelon contains phytochemicals to open blood cells

Opens blood cells? Last I checked hemolysis wasn't a good thing.
 
2012-10-22 12:32:07 PM

madgonad: I stopped reading TFA right here - "If the body is spending its time and energy cleaning itself constantly from these chemicals we put in it, it cannot begin to perform at its peak sexually,"

However, eating lots of carbs will help with any form of exercise - including sex.


Don't see anything factually wrong with that statement from the article. I'm 33, and I eat natural foods as much as possible(make an exception for Doritos) and I need to have sex every day. if I don't, I jerk it three or four times to get me through to the next day.
 
2012-10-22 12:33:20 PM

ObscureNameHere: FTFA: ""Fifty percent of 40-year-old men cannot perform."

I have to call 'bullshiate", I just do.


...because they are married.
 
2012-10-22 12:34:34 PM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: 99.998er: Let's see. I live in Atlanta where it is said the ratio of straight women to straight men is 2:1. So, if half the men 40+ can't perform, that enhances my odds to 4:1.

Yeah, but then you have to hit Atlanta chicks.


Not to mention you have to compete with this...
clatl.com
 
2012-10-22 12:36:43 PM
If you're gonna toss the salad for dinner, you should at least have dinner music. Preferably played on a rusty trombone.
 
2012-10-22 12:36:49 PM

Prank Monkey: This article is such crap. ...


lordjupiter: This is book promotion, not science.


Seriously. More pro-vegan pseudoscientific crap. Fewer carbs, especially processed grain-based carbs (cutting out "white" foods, etc) is best and healthiest. But saturated fat, dairy, and locally-produced meats are definitely quite healthy in general.

/Everyone should watch Fat Head (it's on Netflix)
 
Al!
2012-10-22 12:39:38 PM

Prank Monkey: This article is such crap. We get it, you have a vegetarian/vegan agenda. Stop making shiat up and go sit on a free range organic zucchini. Also shut your stinkin trap.


Didn't RTFA, did you? I've never heard a vegetarian or vegan recommend fish for a meal.
 
2012-10-22 12:42:39 PM

martid4: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: 99.998er: Let's see. I live in Atlanta where it is said the ratio of straight women to straight men is 2:1. So, if half the men 40+ can't perform, that enhances my odds to 4:1.

Yeah, but then you have to hit Atlanta chicks.

Not to mention you have to compete with this...
[clatl.com image 400x598]


Well, I certainly cannot argue with that one. Many, many, douche bag wannabes in just Buckhead alone. The scary thing is that half of them are on the down-low.
 
2012-10-22 12:49:09 PM

Casey Anthony: kvinesknows: "Bacon, sausage and other fatty meats, which contain high levels of saturated fats and cholesterol, which clog the penal and vaginal arteries since they are so small and quickly collect plaque. Once plaque forms, you can have difficulty achieving and maintaining arousal and orgasm."

yeah... FARK YOU! You are NOT taking my bacon from me.

Haven't you heard, the new thing on Fark is to not like bacon.


Or to not act like a 9th grader who has seen his first set of tits and gets to touch them every time someone mentions bacon. Or zombies.

Ya, it's a nice occasional snack. It's not the second coming of Christ. And it get obnoxious.
 
2012-10-22 12:50:23 PM

kvinesknows: Jon iz teh kewl: eat more salad! the more salads you eat the sooner you could have a whole house of shiat spewing losers u call your "sons"

ugg. got enough sons.. got any tips on getting a daughter?


salad. eat more salad
 
2012-10-22 12:52:08 PM
Lots of Ph.Ds, not a single M.D. quoted in the article.

I'd like to see some actual scientific medical research to back up these claims, an not just "well-known libido enhancer this" and "Brian Clement has a book to sell that."
 
2012-10-22 12:55:04 PM

kvinesknows: "Bacon, sausage and other fatty meats, which contain high levels of saturated fats and cholesterol, which clog the penal and vaginal arteries since they are so small and quickly collect plaque. Once plaque forms, you can have difficulty achieving and maintaining arousal and orgasmtaste wonderful and keep you full, so you can concentrate on boning the mrs.."

/also keep you less gassy, so you don't blow ass while getting ass

yeah... FARK YOU! You are NOT taking my bacon from me.

 
2012-10-22 01:03:25 PM
Nothing says romance like the burps and farts you get from leafy green veggies.
 
2012-10-22 01:06:12 PM
I don't know...

thumbs.dreamstime.com
 
2012-10-22 01:06:25 PM

dypchit: ObscureNameHere: FTFA: ""Fifty percent of 40-year-old men cannot perform."

I have to call 'bullshiate", I just do.

...because they are married.


Over 40, married. No issues in that regard (as from desired frequency of activity, but then, that's what 'being male' is like)

/my anecdotal evidence trumps TFA's anecdotal evidence.
 
2012-10-22 01:09:36 PM

Al!: Prank Monkey: This article is such crap. We get it, you have a vegetarian/vegan agenda. Stop making shiat up and go sit on a free range organic zucchini. Also shut your stinkin trap.

Didn't RTFA, did you? I've never heard a vegetarian or vegan recommend fish for a meal.


I've known several 'vegetarians' who ate fish. Don't ask me to explain it, go ask a vegetarian. I suspect it is more an 'anti-red meat / anti-mammal killing' stance than a 'I only eat plants' thing.
 
2012-10-22 01:10:30 PM

Al!: Prank Monkey: This article is such crap. We get it, you have a vegetarian/vegan agenda. Stop making shiat up and go sit on a free range organic zucchini. Also shut your stinkin trap.

Didn't RTFA, did you? I've never heard a vegetarian or vegan recommend fish for a meal.


Research the source of the article. It comes from an extremist "health institute". The first part of the article includes their ideas and quotes, and the actual recommended diet gives NO CITATION as to who is making the recommendation. For all we know it could be the author herself, who may just be a submitter to the site.
 
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