If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Wired)   "I put Crisco all over my body, got wrapped in bandages and marinated for three hours"   (wired.com) divider line 54
    More: Strange, Crisco, self-portraits, Hunter College  
•       •       •

11414 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Oct 2012 at 2:19 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



54 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-10-22 10:27:52 AM  
*hork*
 
2012-10-22 10:41:11 AM  
I want to smell this exhibit.
 
2012-10-22 10:54:48 AM  
I call that Wednesday

/but I use bacon grease
 
2012-10-22 10:57:15 AM  

brap: I want to smell this exhibit.


Me too.
 
2012-10-22 11:10:24 AM  
I will soon be marketing "Essence of Diogenes." So now you too can smell of regret and self-loathing.
 
2012-10-22 01:06:47 PM  
There's another fetish I never knew I had.
 
2012-10-22 01:27:30 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

"Ain't just for frying. You ever get a sticky something stuck in your hair, like gum?
That's right, Crisco. Spread this on a baby's bottom, you won't even know what
diaper rash is. Shoot, I seen ladies rub it under they eyes and on they husband's
scaly feet. And after all that it will still fry your chicken and help extract your personal essence."
 
2012-10-22 02:20:12 PM  
I'd sniff her.
 
2012-10-22 02:20:13 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-22 02:22:32 PM  
wow... I wonder where he got that idea from.

www.londonnet.co.uk
 
2012-10-22 02:23:02 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x374]


Damnit...too slow.
 
2012-10-22 02:23:22 PM  
She's pretty.
 
2012-10-22 02:23:28 PM  
that's pretty gross, artist lady
 
2012-10-22 02:23:57 PM  
I think I'm way ahead of the curve on this smell-me art movement.
 
2012-10-22 02:25:04 PM  
FTFA -

"What's weird is, those candles have a little bit of a smell liked cooked human," she said. "The beautiful, fresh sweat ... smell turns more into the cooked smell of meat or onions cooking. I wouldn't recommend actually lighting those candles unless you like the smell of a burning woman."
 
2012-10-22 02:25:54 PM  
She could just sell her used panties....oh it's art, never mind.
 
2012-10-22 02:27:03 PM  
It doesn't end well.

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-10-22 02:28:00 PM  

Salmon: wow... I wonder where he got that idea from.

[www.londonnet.co.uk image 230x152]


Yup XD.
 
2012-10-22 02:29:02 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

"Why has my head gone numb?"
 
2012-10-22 02:31:12 PM  
Soon, the booth was filling with flies.

/help meeee
 
2012-10-22 02:32:02 PM  

macadamnut: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

"Why has my head gone numb?"


Best. Movie. EVER
 
2012-10-22 02:32:52 PM  
"I wouldn't recommend actually lighting those candles unless you like the smell of a burning woman.""

ummm.. how does one go about knowing what a burning woman smells like?
Is it different then a burning man?
 
2012-10-22 02:33:00 PM  
www.theblazingcenter.com



"Ahhh....Mon cherie is after my own heart!"
 
2012-10-22 02:34:24 PM  
I put Crisco on my body singin Heeeey-O, I'm greased from heeeead to toe.
 
2012-10-22 02:34:42 PM  

kvinesknows: "I wouldn't recommend actually lighting those candles unless you like the smell of a burning woman.""

ummm.. how does one go about knowing what a burning woman smells like?
Is it different then a burning man?


yes. Burning man smells like patchouli
 
2012-10-22 02:34:45 PM  

kvinesknows: Is it different then a burning man?


Burning man smells like patchouli.
 
2012-10-22 02:35:28 PM  

skullkrusher: kvinesknows: "I wouldn't recommend actually lighting those candles unless you like the smell of a burning woman.""

ummm.. how does one go about knowing what a burning woman smells like?
Is it different then a burning man?

yes. Burning man smells like patchouli


lol, nice
 
2012-10-22 02:38:38 PM  
www.themoviescene.co.uk

Knows how she feels
 
2012-10-22 02:40:28 PM  
W. T. F.

Seriously, WTF?
 
2012-10-22 02:44:18 PM  

genepool lifeboat: skullkrusher: kvinesknows: "I wouldn't recommend actually lighting those candles unless you like the smell of a burning woman.""

ummm.. how does one go about knowing what a burning woman smells like?
Is it different then a burning man?

yes. Burning man smells like patchouli

lol, nice


wow, that's a pretty low probability damn-near simulpost there. nice work, sir :)
 
2012-10-22 02:45:12 PM  
Erb Crandal: Why are you all shiny?
Congressman David Dilbeck: It's Vaseline.
Erb Crandal: Oh... oh! It's... great, it's Vaseline!
Congressman David Dilbeck: You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?
Erb Crandal: No, no, not unless I have third degree burns, no.
Congressman David Dilbeck: You don't know what you're missing. I've got it all over. It's down in my boots. I can feel it squishing between my toes...
 
Skr
2012-10-22 02:47:39 PM  
Oddly enough, this reminded me of a weird pseudo porn I saw where a bald dude super lubed his upper body and went head first into a lady's nether region. It was obviously fake but seeing a full grown male do a reverse birth is.... highly disturbing.
 
2012-10-22 02:48:51 PM  
she smells FAT.
 
2012-10-22 02:53:53 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x374]


Came for Kramer....Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-10-22 02:54:35 PM  
I'm more of a smell-my-finger artist.
 
2012-10-22 02:57:21 PM  
You misspelled masturbated
 
2012-10-22 03:01:10 PM  
From the article: " In addition, a Scent Chamber blasts visitors with clouds of perfume - some of it synthesized directly from Wawrzyniak's armpit ..."

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-22 03:06:10 PM  
GIS... FTW. Screw wasting time for BIE.. BIG (Boobies in Google)

/Boobies... that's about right
 
2012-10-22 03:06:40 PM  
Needs more...
glennyfromtheblockdotcom.files.wordpress.com
blackgirlsguidetoweightloss.com 
There we go.
 
2012-10-22 03:46:36 PM  
Please stop calling the retarded (yeah, I called it "retarded") shiat you do art; it reflects poorly on actual artists.
 
2012-10-22 03:51:01 PM  
 
2012-10-22 03:53:22 PM  
Flashback to Brooklyn NY 1987. Me and my girlfriends are standing at the bus stop on Coney Island Ave and Ave X. The pay phone rings. We answer it. "I'm all criscoed up and ready to go" says the man. My friend hangs up. He calls back. They dare me to pick it up. "I'm ll criscoed up and ready to go" he says --I reply "where?" and he replies "crisco" and I reply "call us back when you are making sense" Hang up. It's just one of those things where you are a teenager and kinda like what just happened. Now I know he was probably watching us from a window and jerking off with Crisco. But..can't turn back time.
I think my friend Joesephine told him to light his dick on fire. Anyway..
Story time is over.
/cool story farkette
 
2012-10-22 03:59:32 PM  
"If she were my daughter..."
"What would you do, Daddy?"
"If she were my daughter..."
"What would you do, Daddy?"
"If she were MY daughter..."
"What would you do, Daddy?"

"Cover dat girl in chocolate syrup
And boogie 'till the cows come home."
 
2012-10-22 04:01:34 PM  
FTFA : "And I cried into vials and collected tears, which was the hardest collection."

Tears only have the chemicals related to emotions if you are feeling them at the time. That said, those tears cannot be satisfying since he is an artist. Everyone knows that the only satisfying tears are conservative butthurt tears. Nice try though.
 
2012-10-22 04:11:47 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-22 04:12:21 PM  
www.dvdizzy.com

*Approves*
 
2012-10-22 04:21:34 PM  
i100.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-22 04:29:41 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

"You are such a child..."
 
2012-10-22 05:45:08 PM  
I thought TFA was going to be about a Timothy Ferris experiment.
 
2012-10-22 06:10:25 PM  

Torchsong: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 471x349]

"You are such a child..."


Leaving satisfied.
 
Displayed 50 of 54 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report