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(Gainesville Sun)   Holding your baby on your lap without a seat belt is one thing, but doing that while in stolen car driven by a drunk driver is just plain irresponsible   (gainesville.com) divider line 20
    More: Florida, seat belts, Alachua County, Department of Children, moral responsibility, GPD, baby  
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2012-10-22 11:06:37 AM
A child carrier in the back seat, which wasn't strapped down and was not a child seat, contained an empty beer can and an open bottle of whiskey.

Well I mean you wouldn't want to put a kid in that thing.
 
2012-10-22 12:10:36 PM
FYI For New Parents: It just has to look like a carseat to avoid a ticket. You don't have to spend $75-100 bucks on a fancy one from Baby's R Us. Cardboard, styrafoam, and the existing seatbelts look just fine.
 
2012-10-22 12:11:04 PM
She later took a breath test and had an estimated blood-alcohol level of .229.

Lightweight...That's just a hangover for my mom and sister.
 
2012-10-22 12:14:39 PM
http://florida.mugshotsdatabase.com/855006/leslie-parrish-2-mug-shot/

looks like the same person:
http://mugshots.com/search.html?x=29&y=30&q=Leslie+Parrish

stay classy florida.
 
2012-10-22 12:15:38 PM
I somehow think that babby momma has body glitter and a dance poll in her past.
 
2012-10-22 12:19:55 PM
babbys shouldn't drink and drive.
 
2012-10-22 12:25:03 PM
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"Was that wrong to do ya'll?"
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"Oh sh*t, I gotta be more careful"
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2012-10-22 12:27:06 PM

SDRR: Yea, I wanna party with those chicks!!!!


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i47.tinypic.com

/i has a sad
 
2012-10-22 12:43:04 PM

hodge-podge: SDRR: Yea, I wanna party with those chicks!!!!


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/i has a sad


Is that a Reece's Klondike bar? Where can I get one of those?
 
2012-10-22 12:45:36 PM
content6.flixster.com

Is not impressed
 
2012-10-22 12:52:29 PM
It would be better for society and the child if they just load the mom on a trebuchet and launch her into the ocean, make it a contest add the grandma and friend and see how far they can go.
 
2012-10-22 12:54:18 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: hodge-podge: SDRR: Yea, I wanna party with those chicks!!!!


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/i has a sad

Is that a Reece's Klondike bar? Where can I get one of those?


Probably in FL since its brown
/kidding
 
2012-10-22 12:57:22 PM
Yet holding a kid on your lap in a vehicle that's going 500 mph is still acceptable.
 
2012-10-22 12:58:59 PM
Mom?
 
2012-10-22 01:03:16 PM

orange storm: It would be better for society and the child if they just load the mom on a trebuchet and launch her into the ocean, make it a contest add the grandma and friend and see how far they can go.


Oh come on. It's not like your mom didn't drive drunk, allow you to stand up in the seat and get in an accident that catapulted you through the windshield and onto the hood and you landed on your feet when you were 8.


WTF do you mean that was a unique to me?

/Yeah my mom was a drunk.
 
2012-10-22 01:59:09 PM
Loving all the wonderful commenters who logged in to the story's website just so they could say "Disgusting!" and other useful things. Really helpful, folks.
 
2012-10-22 02:00:13 PM
FTFA:

Deputy Robert Townsend...

That is just:

4.bp.blogspot.com


/obscure?
//hot like wiki-dinky-ho cakes
 
2012-10-22 02:00:56 PM

hodge-podge: SDRR: Yea, I wanna party with those chicks!!!!

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/i has a sad


Was SDRR's comment deleted?
 
2012-10-22 03:52:23 PM

mama2tnt: Loving all the wonderful commenters who logged in to the story's website just so they could say "Disgusting!" and other useful things. Really helpful, folks.


This


/sorry I couldn't help it
 
2012-10-22 04:02:09 PM
Only in my city...I figured this kind of stuff was just normal. I guess I'll just have to wait for Gainesville to be in tomorrow's fark column.
 
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