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2012-10-22 01:21:06 PM
So that's what the helicopter that flew over my house after the game was doing.
 
2012-10-22 01:21:14 PM
Do you think alcohol was involved?
 
2012-10-22 01:22:11 PM
Probably a Redskins Fan.
/I'd have jumped myself after that last 2 minutes of game.....We're LOSING.....OMG We're WINNING...WE'RE GONNA WIN! Oh, no, no we're not.....f*cking Eli Manning.
 
2012-10-22 01:23:04 PM
that would be terrible, just out with your friends or family, probably have a couple drinks and all of a sudden you're almost dead.
 
2012-10-22 01:23:12 PM
Drunk man falls of railing of escalator. Yawn.
 
2012-10-22 01:23:36 PM
It really jumped down a notch.
 
2012-10-22 01:23:47 PM

blatz514: Drunk man falls of railing of escalator. Yawn.


Off blatz, Off
 
2012-10-22 01:23:52 PM
 
2012-10-22 01:24:47 PM

ChipNASA: Probably a Redskins Fan.
/I'd have jumped myself after that last 2 minutes of game.....We're LOSING.....OMG We're WINNING...WE'RE GONNA WIN! Oh, no, no we're not.....f*cking Eli Manning 12th string safety.


FTFY.
 
2012-10-22 01:24:53 PM
FTA: "One [witness] tweeted, "I heard it. And saw him too. I didn't look any closer and just got out of there."

Classic.
 
2012-10-22 01:25:38 PM

TheSwizz: Relevant


That took way too many posts to get to.
 
2012-10-22 01:25:53 PM
this happens about once a year int he NFL; didn't we already have this twice? once at Dallas and once in Houston?


ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FREEFALL?
The Sunday postgame skydive?
We got beer and whiskey and no self control
Let's get the organ harvest started!
Do a double gainer with a twist from the escalator
Because you're on life support and a ventilator.
 
WGJ
2012-10-22 01:26:02 PM
A spokesman for the Giants, who beat the Redskins 27-23

Are the Redskins really that bad?
 
2012-10-22 01:26:17 PM
Are Giants fans big time tail-gaters? I don't know how one could even last the entire game with out something like this happening. I'm a Vikings fan, so the times I go to the games we usually end up leaving before half time in disgust and sober.
/this season has potential
 
2012-10-22 01:28:29 PM

blatz514: blatz514: Drunk man falls of railing of escalator. Yawn.

Off blatz, Off


Still drunk from yesterday, huh?
 
2012-10-22 01:29:40 PM
I'm glad they mentioned of the score of the game in the article. It was relevant, I said while eating an apple.
 
2012-10-22 01:30:21 PM

blatz514: blatz514: Drunk man falls of railing of escalator. Yawn.

Off blatz, Off


Was it you?
 
2012-10-22 01:30:27 PM
"Met Life" stadium, indeed...
 
2012-10-22 01:31:38 PM

buntz: I'm glad they mentioned of the score of the game in the article. It was relevant, I said while eating an apple.


WHAT KIND OF APPLE????
 
2012-10-22 01:32:47 PM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-22 01:33:42 PM

pseudoscience: ChipNASA: Probably a Redskins Fan.
/I'd have jumped myself after that last 2 minutes of game.....We're LOSING.....OMG We're WINNING...WE'RE GONNA WIN! Oh, no, no we're not.....f*cking Eli Manning 12th string safety.

FTFY.


Yeah, well there's that....I'm not done basking in the Glow and Standing in line to Fellate RG III and I'm still in denial that all the rest of the team isn't all cracked up to what it needs to be.
 
2012-10-22 01:36:20 PM

LeroyBourne: Are Giants fans big time tail-gaters? I don't know how one could even last the entire game with out something like this happening. I'm a Vikings fan, so the times I go to the games we usually end up leaving before half time in disgust and sober.
/this season has potential


Yea, they have a huge tailgate scene. I'm usually stuck in traffic for it every weekend. Which is annoying, because when I actually go to the games, I just take the train there.
 
2012-10-22 01:38:40 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-10-22 01:40:32 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: blatz514: blatz514: Drunk man falls of railing of escalator. Yawn.

Off blatz, Off

Was it you?


I really don't remember much of yesterday, so maybe.
 
2012-10-22 01:40:34 PM
You know what they say about drunken, obnoxious Giant fans -- the only law they obey is gravity.
 
2012-10-22 01:41:13 PM

Gyrfalcon: Do you think alcohol was involved?


I'd be willing to bet on it...
 
2012-10-22 01:42:09 PM

LeroyBourne: Are Giants fans big time tail-gaters? I don't know how one could even last the entire game with out something like this happening. I'm a Vikings fan, so the times I go to the games we usually end up leaving before half time in disgust and sober.
/this season has potential


The tail gate culture here is huge. I usually go to the 2 or 3 games a year. I always show up at least 3 hours early and there is already several hundred people tailgating by that point.

It's not at all uncommon to hear someone say they are taking off to tailgate.

/CSB: I went to a concert out in Wilkes Barre PA and we began tail gating. Everyone was looking at us like we were crazy. Within an hour we had a small group of like 20 strangers all tailgating with us. Every single one of them happened to be Giants/Jets fans who had prepared to tailgate like us.
//I'd tailgate a funeral if they would let me.
 
2012-10-22 01:43:12 PM

MAYORBOB: You know what they say about drunken, obnoxious Giant fans -- the only law they obey is gravity.


Gravity = 1
Drunken, obnoxious Giant fan = 0
 
2012-10-22 01:46:00 PM
Met life? More like Met death, amirite?
 
2012-10-22 01:46:30 PM

Pair-o-Dice:
Gravity = 1
Drunken, obnoxious Giant fan = 0


That score is way off. There is always some drunken ass at the stadium falling off the escalator. It happens a few times a year. Not just at Giants games.
 
2012-10-22 01:46:51 PM
It's raining men, hallelujah.
 
2012-10-22 01:48:33 PM

ChipNASA: Probably a Redskins Fan.
/I'd have jumped myself after that last 2 minutes of game.....We're LOSING.....OMG We're WINNING...WE'RE GONNA WIN! Oh, no, no we're not.....f*cking Eli Manning & Victor Cruuuuuuz.


That single play got me 70 pts in my hyper-scoring league: total yards and long TD bonuses for EM and VC.

/not relevant to TFA.
//I wonder if Met will pay?
 
2012-10-22 01:51:35 PM
s1ugg0:

I understand it, I couldn't just start drinking that early. I knew this woman who said they had to wait years to get Green Bay tickets. Now this was peak Farve era, so it was a special time. She said she drank so much she didn't remember any of the game. Her husband had to carry her from the stadium to the car. Now that's WI and I'm sure you could see many men carrying their wives, gfs, or S.O. after the game, I would find it strange.
 
2012-10-22 01:53:24 PM
It is MENSA members such as the subject of the story is the reason why NJ residents cannot pump their own gas
 
2012-10-22 01:55:19 PM
this must be why Gillette stadium doesn't have an escalator.
 
2012-10-22 01:56:19 PM

LeroyBourne: s1ugg0:

I understand it, I couldn't just start drinking that early. I knew this woman who said they had to wait years to get Green Bay tickets. Now this was peak Farve era, so it was a special time. She said she drank so much she didn't remember any of the game. Her husband had to carry her from the stadium to the car. Now that's WI and I'm sure you could see many men carrying their wives, gfs, or S.O. after the game, I would find it strange.


I've shamefully done this during Brewer games. I hazely remember Prince Fielder hitting his first career home run.

/I did walk out on my own power at least.
 
2012-10-22 01:58:53 PM

ChipNASA: pseudoscience: ChipNASA: Probably a Redskins Fan.
/I'd have jumped myself after that last 2 minutes of game.....We're LOSING.....OMG We're WINNING...WE'RE GONNA WIN! Oh, no, no we're not.....f*cking Eli Manning 12th string safety.

FTFY.

Yeah, well there's that....I'm not done basking in the Glow and Standing in line to Fellate RG III and I'm still in denial that all the rest of the team isn't all cracked up to what it needs to be.


Agreed, minus the fellating of RGIII...
 
2012-10-22 02:10:10 PM
Hackensack University farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2012-10-22 02:11:11 PM
was he drunk and trying to ride the escalator rail like that fool in houston did?
 
2012-10-22 02:11:35 PM
last words: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
2012-10-22 02:14:17 PM
Watching the Giants and Redskins
Taking down RG III
Dashed out to get me a cold one
Slipped on the step, aieee!
Fell off an escalator
Oops, it sure looks like I'm going down
Fell off an escalator
Staying alive 'till I hit the ground
 
2012-10-22 02:46:29 PM
Sorry for the convenience.
 
2012-10-22 02:51:12 PM
So confused. I live in the San Francisco area and everyone is always talking about the Giants. Now I read that they're a New York team.

Just when I think I'm starting to understand professional sports...
 
2012-10-22 02:52:25 PM
mondodesign.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-22 04:02:41 PM

lostcat: So confused. I live in the San Francisco area and everyone is always talking about the Giants. Now I read that they're a New York team.

Just when I think I'm starting to understand professional sports...


No, you see the used to play in New York, but then they moved here. But due to history, they are still called the New York Giants. Also they play football now.
 
2012-10-22 04:04:41 PM
If he was from New Jersey, his death will improve humanity.
 
2012-10-22 04:04:53 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: lostcat: So confused. I live in the San Francisco area and everyone is always talking about the Giants. Now I read that they're a New York team.

Just when I think I'm starting to understand professional sports...

No, you see the used to play in New York, but then they moved here. But due to history, they are still called the New York Giants. Also they play football now.


When you say "football," do you mean "soccer?"
 
2012-10-22 04:06:09 PM

lostcat: The All-Powerful Atheismo: lostcat: So confused. I live in the San Francisco area and everyone is always talking about the Giants. Now I read that they're a New York team.

Just when I think I'm starting to understand professional sports...

No, you see the used to play in New York, but then they moved here. But due to history, they are still called the New York Giants. Also they play football now.

When you say "football," do you mean "soccer?"


No, that's foosball. The only team I know of that plays that around here is the San Francisco Twirlers
 
2012-10-22 06:26:01 PM
Nobody look at the Redskin fan behind him demonstrating offensive pass interference.
 
2012-10-23 10:29:06 PM
So are they taking steps to make sure this tragedy doesn't happen again?
 
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