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(CBC)   Armstrong stripped of Tour de France titles, Moon Landing   (cbc.ca) divider line 47
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2012-10-22 08:45:12 AM
17 votes:
Now I can finally say I've won as many Tour de France races as Lance Armstrong
2012-10-22 08:46:01 AM
7 votes:
what a wonderful world.
2012-10-22 08:51:34 AM
6 votes:
What a f*cking liar. I knew that damn testicular cancer thing was a cover-up! He had one of his balls surgically removed to be a more competitive cyclist! His junk could then all flop to the same side when biking, allowing him to sprint more easily than those with both testicles!!

!!!!
2012-10-22 08:47:28 AM
4 votes:
The medals will go to racers who's doping hasn't been caught yet.
2012-10-22 08:44:57 AM
4 votes:
Armstrong stripped of Tour de France Titles, staged Moon Landing
2012-10-22 08:57:17 AM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-22 08:47:37 AM
3 votes:

pag1107: fark cheaters.


If everyone is doing it, is it still cheating? If you prick him, does he not leak HGH?
2012-10-22 10:46:15 AM
2 votes:

destrip: How can they accuse him of cheating if he never failed a doping test?


"Hitler never killed anybody" logic.

Armstrong's stance took ball, I'll give him that.
2012-10-22 10:03:33 AM
2 votes:
Lance Armstrong beat an entire field of dopers, seven times in a row by drinking eagle tears and wearing a red, white and blue speedo under his shorts.

His American exceptionalism allowed him to simply rise above the gallons of HGH in the field behind him.
2012-10-22 09:55:26 AM
2 votes:
But he did win 7 Tour de France victories and they can never take that away....oh, wait...
2012-10-22 09:15:25 AM
2 votes:
Liestrong
2012-10-22 08:59:12 AM
2 votes:

Headso: hopefully this will reduce the number of douchebag cyclists using roads for exercise equipment and inconveniencing everyone else as they do it.


And spare us the inappropriate use of Spandex.
2012-10-22 08:57:36 AM
2 votes:
hopefully this will reduce the number of douchebag cyclists using roads for exercise equipment and inconveniencing everyone else as they do it.
2012-10-22 08:54:19 AM
2 votes:
At least he still has The Ocho.
2012-10-22 08:50:53 AM
2 votes:

Obama4Life: Nobody could win 7 consecutive Titles without a little outside help.


Bill Russell looks at you askance.
2012-10-22 08:49:10 AM
2 votes:

destrip: How can they accuse him of cheating if he never failed a doping test?


Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence

/or something
2012-10-22 06:01:56 PM
1 votes:

DeathCipris: Wow....dick.
Really don't care what you think.


Aw, is the guy who called other posters numbnuts or morons for not seeing it his way a little upset this afternoon? That's ok - I am completely unaffected and just chilling with my fam and focusing on what's really important.
2012-10-22 01:37:29 PM
1 votes:

d23: maybe doping should be mandatory.


I've been saying this for YEARS!
2012-10-22 12:46:45 PM
1 votes:
When is the hanging scheduled?

Does everyone have their pitchforks and torches?
2012-10-22 11:56:25 AM
1 votes:

drewsclues: Tyrone Slothrop: drewsclues: lohphat: drewsclues: earthwirm: In before the Lance haters.... Oh. Too late. Everyone hates a winner.

There's a a lot of smug whining in this thread. I glad you all attribute such high morals to riding a goddam bicycle. Get over it. Winners take every advantage and bend every rule. If you you're not cheating, you're not trying. Period.

You sound Conservative.

Liberal as they come. I just don't think sports matter enough in the world to get all pissed when someone bends to rules to their advantage. Don't want to get pissed when people make money off cheating at sports? Stop paying billions to the people that play the games. Simple as that.

And yet your attitude describes the Republican platform perfectly.

And yours describes the Democrat platform; whining rather than doing.


It's hilarious that you think the position, "people shouldn't cheat" is whining. Sorry about the shiatty parents and role models you had.
2012-10-22 10:27:31 AM
1 votes:
Uhh, he still won. If everyone is doping, it's a fair race. Sports are entertainment. Why treat it any different from other aspects of entertainment? Actors/actresses modify their bodies, wear shiat tons of make-up and use cute camera tricks to present a far better depiction of themselves. Magazines photoshop the shiat out of people. The news lies. 9/11 was an insider job, WRESTLING IS REAL AND THE RENT IS TOO GOD DAMN HIGH
2012-10-22 10:09:25 AM
1 votes:
Armstrong stripped of Tour de France titles, Moon Landing

This headline is a real Stretch.
2012-10-22 09:59:18 AM
1 votes:
I hope they at least let him keep his gold records.
2012-10-22 09:46:44 AM
1 votes:
I dont care if he was doping or not .
This is a witch hunt.

//that is all
2012-10-22 09:43:27 AM
1 votes:

jchic: Okay, so this means that they are 100% sure that everyone else is clean and Lance was the only cheater right? Right?

Yea, that's what I thought.


FTA: "USADA also thinks the Tour titles should not be given to other riders who finished on the podium, such was the level of doping during Armstrong's era."

Wow, you're an idiot.
2012-10-22 09:40:45 AM
1 votes:

kregh99: destrip: How can they accuse him of cheating if he never failed a doping test?

And we're done.
(not really, but we should be.)

All of the evidence is circumstantial at best. Guilt by association is not evidence. If he used, I'm all for stripping his titles. But come up with better evidence than disgruntled non-winners and "because he was around other users, he must have used" crap.


You should invite Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, and Lance over for tea. Or a book club. You could all have a wonderfully honest conversation.
2012-10-22 09:39:03 AM
1 votes:
Yet Barry Bond's record still stands
2012-10-22 09:32:23 AM
1 votes:

max_pooper: Here is a list of all the non-circumstantial and non-hearsay evidence against Armstrong:

end


Do you know how I know that you don't know what those terms mean?

kriegfusion: Obama4Life: Nobody could win 7 consecutive Titles without a little outside help.

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Unless of course the event is exactly the same or very close to the same thing over and over again.

/thinks there's too many olympic swimming events.
//Doesn't consider Phelps having more than 2 or 3 gold medals at most.


I wouldn't be shocked if Phelps, or any Olympian, was doping as well. They very likely all dope.
2012-10-22 09:22:05 AM
1 votes:

Molavian: What a f*cking liar. I knew that damn testicular cancer thing was a cover-up! He had one of his balls surgically removed to be a more competitive cyclist! His junk could then all flop to the same side when biking, allowing him to sprint more easily than those with both testicles!!

!!!!


Would you call a cyclist with one ball a Unicycler?
2012-10-22 09:17:54 AM
1 votes:

kab: And the powers that be continue their trend of diminishing the relevance of the worlds most prestigious bike race.

Good job.


Clearly, this is the work of the reverse vampires.
2012-10-22 09:17:22 AM
1 votes:

maggoo: I've remember when the french cycling federation accused Lance Armstrong for using performance-enhancing drugs, a horde of americans quickly came up with a bunch of conspiracy theories and repeatedly insulted France.

Now the US anti-doping agency points out the exact same conclusions and I hear no apology being given to France and the french.


Je suis désolé.
2012-10-22 09:15:32 AM
1 votes:
So they finally burned their witch.

And all the newts rejoiced

sheTurnedMeIntoANewt.jpg
2012-10-22 09:10:46 AM
1 votes:
Whatever.

maggoo: I've remember when the french cycling federation accused Lance Armstrong for using performance-enhancing drugs, a horde of americans quickly came up with a bunch of conspiracy theories and repeatedly insulted France.

Now the US anti-doping agency points out the exact same conclusions and I hear no apology being given to France and the french.


DIAF surrender monkeys... You too maggoo.
2012-10-22 09:09:04 AM
1 votes:

Obama4Life: jchic: Okay, so this means that they are 100% sure that everyone else is clean and Lance was the only cheater right? Right?

Yea, that's what I thought.

You don't win 7 titles in a row by playing fair-and-square.

Two...MAYBE 3 Titles I can buy. But 7 in a row? Not unless you're cheating


I thought your comment said Four Square, and I was about to get angry. I am a bad ass in Four Square, and I don't cheat.

/still living the glory days of 5th grade
2012-10-22 09:04:45 AM
1 votes:

jchic: Okay, so this means that they are 100% sure that everyone else is clean and Lance was the only cheater right? Right?

Yea, that's what I thought.



images.cheezburger.com
2012-10-22 09:04:31 AM
1 votes:
i1151.photobucket.com
Gig's up, Lance! Strip out of that spacesuit and GTFO!
2012-10-22 09:00:12 AM
1 votes:

earthwirm: In before the Lance haters.... Oh. Too late. Everyone hates a winner.


There's a a lot of smug whining in this thread. I glad you all attribute such high morals to riding a goddam bicycle. Get over it. Winners take every advantage and bend every rule. If you you're not cheating, you're not trying. Period.
2012-10-22 08:58:16 AM
1 votes:

ripple123: those who would have won if there was no doping in the tour de france


of the 45 riders on the podium between 1996 and 2010, 36 were by cyclists "similarly tainted by doping."

:-/
2012-10-22 08:58:08 AM
1 votes:

earthwirm: In before the Lance haters.... Oh. Too late. Everyone hates a winner.


You sound Republican.
2012-10-22 08:56:54 AM
1 votes:
LOL. Only two of the top ten finishers in 2003 didn't get busted.
2012-10-22 08:52:22 AM
1 votes:
It seems like he was just a better athlete than the other cheaters. From what I gather, a large percentage of these people cheat. So if everyone is cheating, and Lance won, HE'S STILL AWESOME!
2012-10-22 08:51:30 AM
1 votes:
BIIIIIIIIIIII-cycle

BIIIIIIIIIIII-cycle

BIIIIIIIIIIII-cycle

I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my biiiike I want to ride my biCYCLE I want to ride it where I liiiiiiiike

but i can't because I got buuuuuuuusted!
2012-10-22 08:51:16 AM
1 votes:

destrip: How can they accuse him of cheating if he never failed a doping test?


Don't worry about that. They know what is best. For everyone involved. Including Honey Boo Boo.
2012-10-22 08:48:52 AM
1 votes:
Lie Strong
2012-10-22 08:47:47 AM
1 votes:
Okay, so this means that they are 100% sure that everyone else is clean and Lance was the only cheater right? Right?

Yea, that's what I thought.
2012-10-22 08:46:31 AM
1 votes:
How can they accuse him of cheating if he never failed a doping test?
2012-10-22 08:44:54 AM
1 votes:
Good, fark that scum fark.
 
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