Good, fark that scum fark.

Armstrong stripped of Tour de France Titles, staged Moon Landing

Now I can finally say I've won as many Tour de France races as Lance Armstrong

Nobody could win 7 consecutive Titles without a little outside help.

I'll be interested to see how hard they go after the winnings. That should tell you a lot about how much of a witch hunt this is..

what a wonderful world.

How can they accuse him of cheating if he never failed a doping test?

He's such a good guy with such a compelling story that it's such a shame he has to go out this way. He took a sport few people care about and really exploded the amount of attention that it got, and now, to find out he'd been cheating, it's such a letdown.

Livestrong Lance, and always go ball out in everything you do.

/jackass
//smug motherfarker too

The medals will go to racers who's doping hasn't been caught yet.

pag1107: fark cheaters.

If everyone is doing it, is it still cheating? If you prick him, does he not leak HGH?

Lie Strong

jchic: Okay, so this means that they are 100% sure that everyone else is clean and Lance was the only cheater right? Right?

Yea, that's what I thought.

You don't win 7 titles in a row by playing fair-and-square.

Two...MAYBE 3 Titles I can buy. But 7 in a row? Not unless you're cheating

In before the Lance apologists

destrip: How can they accuse him of cheating if he never failed a doping test?

If you kill a series of people in cold blood but have the good sense to destroy all physical evidence linking you to the crimes, you better believe you'll be convicted if five years later a dozen credible witnesses come forward to testify to your guilt, in detail.

Obama4Life: Nobody could win 7 consecutive Titles without a little outside help.

Bill Russell looks at you askance.

Meh, he doped in a sport where EVERYONE dopes. He just doped better than everyone else..and the French were pissed that a dirty American won 7 straight.

destrip: How can they accuse him of cheating if he never failed a doping test?

Because he did fail tests when they tested with modern technology?

Doping is always ahead of testing. Plus, he had a doctor help him cheat the tests.

BIIIIIIIIIIII-cycle

BIIIIIIIIIIII-cycle

BIIIIIIIIIIII-cycle

I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my biiiike I want to ride my biCYCLE I want to ride it where I liiiiiiiike

but i can't because I got buuuuuuuusted!

Who knows where the truth is.
Sad.

It seems like he was just a better athlete than the other cheaters. From what I gather, a large percentage of these people cheat. So if everyone is cheating, and Lance won, HE'S STILL AWESOME!

FinFangFark: Meh, he doped in a sport where EVERYONE dopes. He just doped better than everyone else..and the French were pissed that a dirty American won 7 straight.

The United States Anti-Doping Agency is French? Why don't they rename it to the French Anti-Doping Agency? Why the confusing name?

Tour de France is a harsh mistress
/Link

lohphat: Don't you tools still feel smug wearing those sheep tags...er, Livestrong[tm] bracelets? You know, for "cancer awareness" that gave nothing to research but mostly into his pocket?

P. T. Barnum wins again.

I am not sure if you are a moron or trolling...

At least he still has The Ocho.

intotheabyss81: Livestrong Lance, and always go ball out in everything you do.

/jackass
//smug motherfarker too

That was always my impression of him, too. In interviews I've seen with him, he's just always seemed like kind of an arrogant dick.

/He dumped Cheryl as soon as she announced she had breast cancer.
//Stay classy, Lance.

TeamEd: destrip: How can they accuse him of cheating if he never failed a doping test?

If you kill a series of people in cold blood but have the good sense to destroy all physical evidence linking you to the crimes, you better believe you'll be convicted if five years later a dozen credible witnesses come forward to testify to your guilt, in detail.

/especially if you choose not to fight the charges

In before the Lance haters.... Oh. Too late. Everyone hates a winner.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: destrip: How can they accuse him of cheating if he never failed a doping test?

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence

/or something

For serious!

/Sad because I had cancer too
//I took steroids to regain weight, I'd still be in last place if I tried any competitive sport

So, are they awarding the title to anyone for those years, or just recording no winner? If I recall correctly, every one of the runners-up during that period has been involved in doping of his own.

Dude had cancer 16 years ago and still alive.
/WINNING

i just wanna let anyone who uses his charities to somehow defend his cheating that that is a insult to the character of those who would have won if there was no doping in the tour de france, as it assumes they would not be as generous. good deeds do not absolve you of bad deeds. especially if you dont admit to them.

hopefully this will reduce the number of douchebag cyclists using roads for exercise equipment and inconveniencing everyone else as they do it.

dr_blasto: LOL. Only two of the top ten finishers in 2003 didn't get busted.

Ding ding ding. We have a winner.

Armstrong wasn't given any real advantage.

machoprogrammer: In before the Lance apologists

I won't apologize for him.

However no one gave a crap about cycling before him and no one will likely give a crap about the sport after him.

In between his influence generated millions upon millions for bike manufacturers, clothing makers, membership fees for bicycle race orgs and Christ knows what else.

It's a dumb move to shorten that gravy train a single day longer than it needed to be. For the sake of all parties involved investigations should have concluded for everyone racing, organizing and coaching before they'd outed him.

I know....I know. "Bicycling doesn't need a cheater." Sure. Right. Like the past fifteen years of near light-speed advancements in cycling would have happened without him on the merits of a sport no one gave a shiat about.

Keep thinking that. It'll be important to remember when they're tearing down the velodrome to make way for a skate park.