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(The Big Lead)   Sports, Entertainment and Foobies tabs compete for pic and video of Natalie Portman showing her new blonde, massive-cleavage look at Texas-Baylor game. Modmin makes the call   (thebiglead.com ) divider line
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2012-10-22 08:42:46 AM  
thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com

This was THE hot topic for several DJs on the morning drive.
 
2012-10-22 09:17:52 AM  
I hope the means she plans on putting those puppies on display. Frequently!
 
2012-10-22 09:32:18 AM  
Be A Star.
 
2012-10-22 09:32:38 AM  
Usually, I hate it when brunettes go blonde, but it somehow works for her.
 
2012-10-22 09:35:29 AM  
Six farking ways from Sunday.
 
2012-10-22 09:38:33 AM  
Sptiffy
 
2012-10-22 09:40:55 AM  
No offense farkers, but I would kill all of you and everyone you care about for the chance to give her the most awkward and disappointing 43 seconds of her life.
 
2012-10-22 09:41:36 AM  

exploding pork: Usually, I hate it when brunettes go blonde, but it somehow works for her.


This...when I saw her on the screen, my first thought was "damn..."

Spielman and McDonough were having a hard time getting back to calling the game after watching that shot.
 
2012-10-22 09:41:52 AM  

stoli n coke: No offense farkers, but I would kill all of you and everyone you care about for the chance to give her the most awkward and disappointing 43 seconds of her life.


None taken.
 
2012-10-22 09:43:48 AM  

stoli n coke: No offense farkers, but I would kill all of you and everyone you care about for the chance to give her the most awkward and disappointing 43 seconds of her life.


No worries. Feeling's mutual...
 
2012-10-22 09:46:36 AM  
Where the hell did those come from?
 
2012-10-22 09:46:43 AM  
That is either one hell of a push-up, or she got implants. Her breasts were not large enough a year or two ago to support that kind of cleavage.
 
2012-10-22 09:46:52 AM  
If you watch the gif, she looks confused. Like she doesnt know where to go, or what to do. Just strange.

/fist
//angry god
///etc
 
2012-10-22 09:47:32 AM  

Apos: Sptiffy


She gives me a spiffy.

//Can't wait till she divorces that douche.
 
2012-10-22 09:48:42 AM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: //Can't wait till she divorces that douche.


So that my fapping conscience will be clear, not that I have a chance. Or do I...
 
2012-10-22 09:48:43 AM  

paraigmshift: If you watch the gif, she looks confused. Like she doesnt know where to go, or what to do. Just strange.

/fist
//angry god
///etc


That was the second shot of her...in the first shot, Michael Fassbender was standing with her. After the commentators were adamant about going back to her instead of the game, she was by herself.

Maybe at that moment she realized Fassbender disappeared. Magneto is crafty like that.
 
2012-10-22 09:52:27 AM  

msupf: That is either one hell of a push-up, or she got implants. Her breasts were not large enough a year or two ago to support that kind of cleavage.


From one of the comments in the article:

Post-baby. They look great but are of no use to you.

/mother nature's cruelest joke


Notice the slashie. Which one of you was that?

/and yes, it is indeed one of nature's cruelest jokes.
 
2012-10-22 09:53:27 AM  

stoli n coke: No offense farkers, but I would kill all of you and everyone you care about for the chance to give her the most awkward and disappointing 43 seconds of her life.


No offense, but saying you would kill someone is pretty dumb. Yes, even on the Internet, regardless of Poe's law, and freedom of speech.
 
2012-10-22 09:55:54 AM  

msupf: That is either one hell of a push-up, or she got implants. Her breasts were not large enough a year or two ago to support that kind of cleavage.


Didn't she have a kid?

Perks of motherhood?
 
2012-10-22 10:01:30 AM  
i813.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-22 10:01:54 AM  
Still looks like she's 15. Now she just looks like a slutty 15. I still have to look at people funny when they say she's hot. Should be grounds for registration on the sex offender list.
 
2012-10-22 10:06:12 AM  

Charlie Freak: [i813.photobucket.com image 750x600]


well done.
 
2012-10-22 10:13:39 AM  

Charlie Freak: [i813.photobucket.com image 750x600]


I'd slime her.
 
2012-10-22 10:14:57 AM  

Charlie Freak: [i813.photobucket.com image 750x600]


A+
 
2012-10-22 10:16:04 AM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Still looks like she's 15. Now she just looks like a slutty 15. I still have to look at people funny when they say she's hot. Should be grounds for registration on the sex offender list.


Great...now you're going to make me watch The Professional again.
 
2012-10-22 10:20:20 AM  
 
2012-10-22 10:26:14 AM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Still looks like she's 15. Now she just looks like a slutty 15. I still have to look at people funny when they say she's hot. Should be grounds for registration on the sex offender list.


Where the fark do you live where 15-year olds look like that? Seems if that was remotely true, Chris Hanson would have to set up base camp there.
 
2012-10-22 10:29:45 AM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Still looks like she's 15. Now she just looks like a slutty 15. I still have to look at people funny when they say she's hot. Should be grounds for registration on the sex offender list.


What the hell kind of porn do you look at that makes you think she looks like she's 15?
 
2012-10-22 10:30:14 AM  

exploding pork: Usually, I hate it when brunettes go blonde, but it somehow works for her.


Disagree. She doesn't look the same at all, she just looks like an average bleached blonde over inflated person. Not 'the' Natalie portman.

Ya, she's hot, but in a generic paint by numbers way that anyone can achieve.
 
2012-10-22 10:36:01 AM  
Gotdamn woman!
 
2012-10-22 10:41:53 AM  

Charlie Freak: [i813.photobucket.com image 750x600]


Glad I wasn't the only one to notice that.
 
After noticing the post-pregnancy boobs, of course.
 
2012-10-22 10:47:09 AM  

stoli n coke: No offense farkers, but I would kill all of you and everyone you care about for the chance to give her the most awkward and disappointing 43 seconds of her life.


Come at me bro. I'll beat you with your own leg and then service her like a boss till she can't take it anymore. Coincidentally, that would also be about 43 seconds, but it would be amazing.
 
2012-10-22 10:48:06 AM  
I really would like to have intercourse with her, if you know what I mean...
 
2012-10-22 10:54:36 AM  
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2012-10-22 10:56:04 AM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Still looks like she's 15. Now she just looks like a slutty 15. I still have to look at people funny when they say she's hot. Should be grounds for registration on the sex offender list.


A lengthy rebuttal isn't really necessary here. You are a stupid person.
 
2012-10-22 10:57:40 AM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 200x700][i.imgur.com image 275x700]


That is from the set of her new movie.
 
2012-10-22 11:00:17 AM  

browntimmy: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Still looks like she's 15. Now she just looks like a slutty 15. I still have to look at people funny when they say she's hot. Should be grounds for registration on the sex offender list.

A lengthy rebuttal isn't really necessary here. You are a stupid person.


I will second that accusation. He does in fact appear to be stupid.
 
2012-10-22 11:01:13 AM  
Poor thing, trying to hide goodies from paparazzi. But they're everywhere:(
 
2012-10-22 11:03:50 AM  

LewDux: Poor thing, trying to hide goodies from paparazzi. But they're everywhere:(


Since she was wearing the exact same thing on the set of her new movie then I am assuming they may have just been filming during the game as well. Or she just had to get there and wore the same outfit.
 
2012-10-22 11:05:17 AM  
Our little girl us all grown up!

*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

/God almighty, I would so wreck that.
 
2012-10-22 11:05:19 AM  

LewDux: Poor thing, trying to hide goodies from paparazzi. But they're everywhere:(


What's everywhere? Her goodies or the paparazzi?
 
2012-10-22 11:11:28 AM  

kroonermanblack: exploding pork: Usually, I hate it when brunettes go blonde, but it somehow works for her.

Disagree. She doesn't look the same at all, she just looks like an average bleached blonde over inflated person. Not 'the' Natalie portman.

Ya, she's hot, but in a generic paint by numbers way that anyone can achieve.


Which is why you are dating someone that is exactly as hot as she is I would wager...
 
2012-10-22 11:38:48 AM  
Perhaps the girls are bigger because she had a baby last year. Or, perhaps she has a great push-up bra. Either way, I'm certainly not complaining - she looks fantastic.

/disenchanted A&M graduate
//maybe I'd actually attend one of my alma mater's football games some time if you could guarantee me that Natalie Portman would be there for me to admire
 
2012-10-22 11:56:48 AM  

paraigmshift: If you watch the gif, she looks confused. Like she doesnt know where to go, or what to do.


Well duh, she's gone blonde.
 
2012-10-22 12:04:59 PM  
I thought she was perfect before. Now she's even more perfect.
 
2012-10-22 12:09:16 PM  

You Are All Sheep: Where the hell did those come from?

 
2012-10-22 12:12:49 PM  
Nice presentation
 
2012-10-22 12:20:48 PM  
She looks so...common now. Like any other bleached blonde. Boring.
 
2012-10-22 12:34:27 PM  

Tigger: kroonermanblack: exploding pork: Usually, I hate it when brunettes go blonde, but it somehow works for her.

Disagree. She doesn't look the same at all, she just looks like an average bleached blonde over inflated person. Not 'the' Natalie portman.

Ya, she's hot, but in a generic paint by numbers way that anyone can achieve.

Which is why you are dating someone that is exactly as hot as she is I would wager...


Which has what to do with what? I can critique things without 'go make better'.
 
2012-10-22 01:23:21 PM  

kroonermanblack: exploding pork: Usually, I hate it when brunettes go blonde, but it somehow works for her.

Disagree. She doesn't look the same at all, she just looks like an average bleached blonde over inflated person. Not 'the' Natalie portman.

Ya, she's hot, but in a generic paint by numbers way that anyone can achieve.


If only that were true.....there would be replica Natalie Portman's walking around everywhere. I can see the headlines now..."Ugly stamped out due to fantastic Cover Girl paint by numbers phenomenon!!!"

I wish some of the people around me could achieve a look like that, fake or not.
 
2012-10-22 01:43:09 PM  

stoli n coke: No offense farkers, but I would kill all of you and everyone you care about for the chance to give her the most awkward and disappointing 43 seconds of her life.


show off. going twice.
 
2012-10-22 02:31:29 PM  

kroonermanblack: exploding pork: Usually, I hate it when brunettes go blonde, but it somehow works for her.

Disagree. She doesn't look the same at all, she just looks like an average bleached blonde over inflated person. Not 'the' Natalie portman.

Ya, she's hot, but in a generic paint by numbers way that anyone can achieve.


Glad I am not the only one who thinks celebrities and models all look like they are cut from the same generic mold. To me they are all cardboard cutouts. Male and female.
 
2012-10-22 02:40:00 PM  
By the hammer of Thor!
 
2012-10-22 02:40:38 PM  
Okay, just Giggity! From toes to nose.
 
2012-10-22 02:41:22 PM  
Please tell me it's just a push-up bra and not implants. Please...

/hates implants
 
2012-10-22 03:15:25 PM  

slayer199: Please tell me it's just a push-up bra and not implants. Please...

/hates implants


God I hope she gets implants so only I find her attractive
 
2012-10-22 03:20:07 PM  

slayer199: Please tell me it's just a push-up bra and not implants. Please...

/hates implants


Read the thread. Mom boobs! She just had a kid not long ago. And why yes a pushup bra as well. This is for a movie and if you look around there are many more pics of her on set with skimpy tight outfits on.
 
2012-10-22 03:26:10 PM  
Lots of gay in this thread
/nttawwt
 
2012-10-22 03:48:51 PM  
Me: checks out photo, "Wow Natalie Portman is looking great post-baby and her . . . OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT LEG!"

Reads caption: "Bonus points if you noticed the ample leg in the background within the first minute of looking at that picture."

/I lost the game
 
2012-10-22 04:09:43 PM  

caddisfly: Me: checks out photo, "Wow Natalie Portman is looking great post-baby and her . . . OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT LEG!"

Reads caption: "Bonus points if you noticed the ample leg in the background within the first minute of looking at that picture."

/I lost the game


That woman is surely testing the limits of her Hoveround.
 
2012-10-22 04:12:25 PM  
If she were me, and I were Hilary Clinton, I'd... I'm not sure where I'm going with this one.
 
2012-10-22 04:20:52 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: She looks so...common now. Like any other bleached blonde. Boring.


Please tell me where you live that a woman that looks like that is common.
 
2012-10-22 04:56:12 PM  
dvice.com
 
2012-10-22 05:06:10 PM  
One of the reasons she looks good is because she didn't go with almost white, bleached blond. The other is she's hot.
 
2012-10-22 06:14:04 PM  

xtragrind: B.L.Z. Bub: She looks so...common now. Like any other bleached blonde. Boring.

Please tell me where you live that a woman that looks like that is common.


The US.

Show me more than a select handful of starletts who aren't big inflata-breast bleach blondes, but are also famour for their looks. It's the overt vast majority.

Stop being an idiot and pretending it's 'all my neighbors' or something equally stupid. It's pretty clear people mean in the same general realm as Portman, which means 'hollywood' or otherwise 'famous'.
 
2012-10-22 07:03:57 PM  
While she still looks good, especially with the bigger tits, blonde hair just doesn't suit her very well. Won't stop me from fapping though.
 
2012-10-22 07:04:47 PM  
Any idea why the fark she was at that game?
 
2012-10-22 07:22:23 PM  
I liked her better with darker hair but perhaps she was tired of being confused with Keira Knightly and went all out.
 
2012-10-22 07:33:36 PM  
She was hottest in that movie with Timothy Hutton.
 
2012-10-22 07:51:51 PM  

SevenizGud: She was hottest in that movie with Timothy HuttonJean Reno.


FTFY
 
2012-10-22 08:29:50 PM  

Waldo Pepper: milk filled boobies are fantastic


I think that's the shape most implants are trying to mimic.
 
2012-10-22 08:30:41 PM  

Insane_Cellist: SevenizGud: She was hottest in that movie with Timothy HuttonJean Reno.

FTFY


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You know what to do.
 
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