Be A Star.

Usually, I hate it when brunettes go blonde, but it somehow works for her.

Six farking ways from Sunday.

No offense farkers, but I would kill all of you and everyone you care about for the chance to give her the most awkward and disappointing 43 seconds of her life.

exploding pork: Usually, I hate it when brunettes go blonde, but it somehow works for her.

This...when I saw her on the screen, my first thought was "damn..."

Spielman and McDonough were having a hard time getting back to calling the game after watching that shot.

stoli n coke: No offense farkers, but I would kill all of you and everyone you care about for the chance to give her the most awkward and disappointing 43 seconds of her life.

None taken.

stoli n coke: No offense farkers, but I would kill all of you and everyone you care about for the chance to give her the most awkward and disappointing 43 seconds of her life.

No worries. Feeling's mutual...

Where the hell did those come from?

If you watch the gif, she looks confused. Like she doesnt know where to go, or what to do. Just strange.

/fist
//angry god
///etc

paraigmshift: If you watch the gif, she looks confused. Like she doesnt know where to go, or what to do. Just strange.

/fist
//angry god
///etc

That was the second shot of her...in the first shot, Michael Fassbender was standing with her. After the commentators were adamant about going back to her instead of the game, she was by herself.

Maybe at that moment she realized Fassbender disappeared. Magneto is crafty like that.

msupf: That is either one hell of a push-up, or she got implants. Her breasts were not large enough a year or two ago to support that kind of cleavage.

From one of the comments in the article:

Post-baby. They look great but are of no use to you.

/mother nature's cruelest joke

Notice the slashie. Which one of you was that?

/and yes, it is indeed one of nature's cruelest jokes.

stoli n coke: No offense farkers, but I would kill all of you and everyone you care about for the chance to give her the most awkward and disappointing 43 seconds of her life.

No offense, but saying you would kill someone is pretty dumb. Yes, even on the Internet, regardless of Poe's law, and freedom of speech.

msupf: That is either one hell of a push-up, or she got implants. Her breasts were not large enough a year or two ago to support that kind of cleavage.

Didn't she have a kid?

Perks of motherhood?

Still looks like she's 15. Now she just looks like a slutty 15. I still have to look at people funny when they say she's hot. Should be grounds for registration on the sex offender list.

Charlie Freak: [i813.photobucket.com image 750x600]

well done.

Charlie Freak: [i813.photobucket.com image 750x600]

I'd slime her.

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Still looks like she's 15. Now she just looks like a slutty 15. I still have to look at people funny when they say she's hot. Should be grounds for registration on the sex offender list.

Great...now you're going to make me watch The Professional again.

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Still looks like she's 15. Now she just looks like a slutty 15. I still have to look at people funny when they say she's hot. Should be grounds for registration on the sex offender list.

Where the fark do you live where 15-year olds look like that? Seems if that was remotely true, Chris Hanson would have to set up base camp there.

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Still looks like she's 15. Now she just looks like a slutty 15. I still have to look at people funny when they say she's hot. Should be grounds for registration on the sex offender list.

What the hell kind of porn do you look at that makes you think she looks like she's 15?

exploding pork: Usually, I hate it when brunettes go blonde, but it somehow works for her.

Disagree. She doesn't look the same at all, she just looks like an average bleached blonde over inflated person. Not 'the' Natalie portman.

Ya, she's hot, but in a generic paint by numbers way that anyone can achieve.

Charlie Freak: [i813.photobucket.com image 750x600]

Glad I wasn't the only one to notice that.
 
After noticing the post-pregnancy boobs, of course.

stoli n coke: No offense farkers, but I would kill all of you and everyone you care about for the chance to give her the most awkward and disappointing 43 seconds of her life.

Come at me bro. I'll beat you with your own leg and then service her like a boss till she can't take it anymore. Coincidentally, that would also be about 43 seconds, but it would be amazing.

I really would like to have intercourse with her, if you know what I mean...

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Still looks like she's 15. Now she just looks like a slutty 15. I still have to look at people funny when they say she's hot. Should be grounds for registration on the sex offender list.

A lengthy rebuttal isn't really necessary here. You are a stupid person.

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 200x700][i.imgur.com image 275x700]

That is from the set of her new movie.

Poor thing, trying to hide goodies from paparazzi. But they're everywhere:(

LewDux: Poor thing, trying to hide goodies from paparazzi. But they're everywhere:(

Since she was wearing the exact same thing on the set of her new movie then I am assuming they may have just been filming during the game as well. Or she just had to get there and wore the same outfit.

LewDux: Poor thing, trying to hide goodies from paparazzi. But they're everywhere:(

What's everywhere? Her goodies or the paparazzi?

Perhaps the girls are bigger because she had a baby last year. Or, perhaps she has a great push-up bra. Either way, I'm certainly not complaining - she looks fantastic.

/disenchanted A&M graduate
//maybe I'd actually attend one of my alma mater's football games some time if you could guarantee me that Natalie Portman would be there for me to admire

paraigmshift: If you watch the gif, she looks confused. Like she doesnt know where to go, or what to do.

Well duh, she's gone blonde.

I thought she was perfect before. Now she's even more perfect.

You Are All Sheep: Where the hell did those come from?

Nice presentation

She looks so...common now. Like any other bleached blonde. Boring.

Tigger: kroonermanblack: exploding pork: Usually, I hate it when brunettes go blonde, but it somehow works for her.

Disagree. She doesn't look the same at all, she just looks like an average bleached blonde over inflated person. Not 'the' Natalie portman.

Ya, she's hot, but in a generic paint by numbers way that anyone can achieve.

Which is why you are dating someone that is exactly as hot as she is I would wager...

Which has what to do with what? I can critique things without 'go make better'.

kroonermanblack: exploding pork: Usually, I hate it when brunettes go blonde, but it somehow works for her.

Disagree. She doesn't look the same at all, she just looks like an average bleached blonde over inflated person. Not 'the' Natalie portman.

Ya, she's hot, but in a generic paint by numbers way that anyone can achieve.

If only that were true.....there would be replica Natalie Portman's walking around everywhere. I can see the headlines now..."Ugly stamped out due to fantastic Cover Girl paint by numbers phenomenon!!!"

I wish some of the people around me could achieve a look like that, fake or not.