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(NBC Philadelphia)   Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Pennsylvania-style. "The saw got stuck on Tanner's shirt and jammed, allowing Tanner to pin Black down with an umbrella"   (nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line 20
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2012-10-22 09:41:23 AM  
Fencing is an outdated sport, they said. Cloak and dagger is a shiatty form, they said.

Who's laughing now? Dude jammed a chain saw with a shirt.
 
2012-10-22 09:55:03 AM  
This is why I'm taking the machete in the zombie apocalypse.
 
2012-10-22 10:02:06 AM  
i522.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-22 10:58:21 AM  
Black allegedly entered the house through the basement and used an ax and chain saw to cut through an interior door before chasing Tanner outside.

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C'mon...he had to use the line...
 
2012-10-22 11:37:04 AM  

Nickster79: Black allegedly entered the house through the basement and used an ax and chain saw to cut through an interior door before chasing Tanner outside.

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C'mon...he had to use the line...



Here's a weird thought; I wonder if a young person watching that movie for the first time today has any idea what that line is referring to.
 
2012-10-22 12:49:37 PM  
Driving through Turbotville at night is better than any haunted hayride ever. Only one thought everytime..."Faster, Faster, must go Faster."
 
2012-10-22 12:52:54 PM  
Tur-bot ville


wtf?
 
2012-10-22 12:53:58 PM  
I'm terrified of chainsaws. Not in horror movies, but in real life.

Too much bounce and risk of flying off and cutting myself. I'm not an angle expert.
 
2012-10-22 12:59:38 PM  
They pull a chainsaw, you pull an umbrella. That's the Pennsylvania way!
 
2012-10-22 01:00:26 PM  

kroonermanblack: I'm terrified of chainsaws. Not in horror movies, but in real life.

Too much bounce and risk of flying off and cutting myself. I'm not an angle expert.


life is too short. too many folks live their lives worrying about things that never happen. chainsaws are thrilling. you get on over to the wal-mort or what not and get yourself one. they come with a how-to book. don't be afraid to challenge yourself for gosh sake.
 
2012-10-22 01:01:09 PM  
Black person problem
 
2012-10-22 01:02:23 PM  
Your t-shirt is so crusty, it jams a chain saw
 
2012-10-22 01:02:35 PM  
Never bring an umbrella to a chain...

Oh.
 
2012-10-22 01:04:28 PM  
Listen up, you primitive screwheads! This is my BUMBERSHOOT!!
 
2012-10-22 01:25:52 PM  

Sybarite: Nickster79: Black allegedly entered the house through the basement and used an ax and chain saw to cut through an interior door before chasing Tanner outside.

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 206x245]

C'mon...he had to use the line...


Here's a weird thought; I wonder if a young person watching that movie for the first time today has any idea what that line is referring to.


Here's Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass! I'm 23 and even I knew that one.
 
2012-10-22 01:33:12 PM  

Sybarite: [i522.photobucket.com image 268x188]


Steed! perfect.
 
2012-10-22 01:50:56 PM  

KrispyKritter: kroonermanblack: I'm terrified of chainsaws. Not in horror movies, but in real life.

Too much bounce and risk of flying off and cutting myself. I'm not an angle expert.

life is too short. too many folks live their lives worrying about things that never happen. chainsaws are thrilling. you get on over to the wal-mort or what not and get yourself one. they come with a how-to book. don't be afraid to challenge yourself for gosh sake.


Can't compete, but for thematic completeness the person saying that wouldn't brook with no books.
 
2012-10-22 01:57:58 PM  
CSB:

When I was 3 I went out with my dad one day as he was cutting down trees for firewood as it was winter and close to christmas time. Well a few weeks later I went to see Santa at the mall and when asked me what I wanted for christmas I LOUDLY proclaimed I wanted a chainsaw. The scared look on everyones face was priceless. Not so CSB part still haven't got my chainsaw....:(
 
2012-10-22 04:48:06 PM  
Strange? I guess the [scary] tag was hiding under the bed and wouldn't come out ...
 
2012-10-23 09:19:00 AM  

Sybarite: Nickster79: Black allegedly entered the house through the basement and used an ax and chain saw to cut through an interior door before chasing Tanner outside.

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 206x245]

C'mon...he had to use the line...


Here's a weird thought; I wonder if a young person watching that movie for the first time today has any idea what that line is referring to.


Hadn't thought about that...now I feel old a sad.
 
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