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(Japan Daily Press)   I realize the Japanese are fond of their elders, but this is taking it a little too far   (japandailypress.com) divider line 57
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2012-10-22 08:01:25 AM  
With the combination of the dark nights and the clothing she wore, they presume her customers had a hard time figuring out how old she was.

You just farked a 73 year old woman and you paid for it.
 
2012-10-22 09:26:58 AM  
ME love you loooooong time!
 
2012-10-22 09:58:04 AM  
To be fair, she is Japanese, so she probably didn't look a day over 15
 
2012-10-22 12:18:19 PM  
The last sentence of the article says it all.
 
2012-10-22 12:18:36 PM  
I don't think this needs the sick tag so much as the sad tag :(
 
2012-10-22 12:20:46 PM  
If she takes her dentures out she'll get a decent sized tip.
 
2012-10-22 12:20:51 PM  
She is rough and toothless.
 
2012-10-22 12:21:52 PM  
she would usually serve three or four customers a week, at a price of around 15,000 yen (approx. $189) each

Probably more for anal.
 
2012-10-22 12:23:23 PM  
I'll keep an eye out for you sonny!

\obscure?
 
2012-10-22 12:23:29 PM  
www.deadsource.com
Gam Gam?
 
2012-10-22 12:23:38 PM  
Teeth or no teeth?
ummmm let's go with the gummer.
 
2012-10-22 12:23:51 PM  

Codenamechaz: To be fair, she is Japanese, so she probably didn't look a day over 15


"During questioning, the Korean woman told police that her living expenses were too high, and that she would usually serve three or four customers a week"

Glad to help out
 
2012-10-22 12:25:08 PM  
Just sprinkle a tablespoon of water on it and then microwave it for 45 seconds. Tastes just as fresh as the first time.
 
2012-10-22 12:25:43 PM  
Japan Dairy Pless.

/ amirite?
 
2012-10-22 12:25:44 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [www.deadsource.com image 400x266]
Gam Gam?


www.deadsource.com

You and I are not so different, Mr. Badrinath. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. But I got over it!
 
2012-10-22 12:25:55 PM  
Does she get you milk and cookies afterwards?
 
2012-10-22 12:26:52 PM  
This still does not explain why Japanese pron often so bad.
 
2012-10-22 12:28:14 PM  

Codenamechaz: To be fair, she is Japanese, so she probably didn't look a day over 15


Reread the article, she's Korean
 
2012-10-22 12:28:46 PM  
Still beats social security, amirite?
 
2012-10-22 12:31:35 PM  

Codenamechaz: To be fair, she is Japanese, so she probably didn't look a day over 15


Maybe but...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-22 12:35:19 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: Codenamechaz: To be fair, she is Japanese, so she probably didn't look a day over 15

"During questioning, the Korean woman told police that her living expenses were too high, and that she would usually serve three or four customers a week"

Glad to help out


Not the first time the Japanese farked the Koreans...
 
2012-10-22 12:35:57 PM  

Now I Is!: Codenamechaz: To be fair, she is Japanese, so she probably didn't look a day over 15

Maybe but...

[i.imgur.com image 850x255]


Asians are definitely the best long term buy. Around here all the corn fed farm girls fall off a cliff somewhere between 28 and 33.

When my wife and I hit our late 30s, I'd get dirty old man looks when seen with her, Despite the fact she is two years older than me.

/now we're older and Menopause looms so I best enjoy it while it lasts
 
2012-10-22 12:36:52 PM  
www4.pictures.zimbio.com
Raquel Welch. Age 72

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Sophia Loren. Age 73

www.ann-margret.com
Ann Margaret. Age 71

Admit it. You'd pay for the chance. Or at least the bragging rights.
 
2012-10-22 12:39:50 PM  
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2012-10-22 12:40:24 PM  
As a farker with both Korean and Japanese (specifically a Christianized Burakumin) ancestries, it feels like I will be sexually active until I hit 85.
 
2012-10-22 12:44:41 PM  
"During questioning, the Korean woman told police that her living expenses were too high, and that she would usually serve three or four customers a week"

The rent is too damn high!
 
2012-10-22 12:44:50 PM  

eggrolls: Admit it. You'd pay for the chance. Or at least the bragging rights.


My mother's 63, doesn't look a day older than 40. She's Eastern European, too... kinda puts an end to the babushka mentality. Good genes FTW!
 
2012-10-22 12:45:43 PM  
Prostitution is illegal in Japan. Get the hell out of here. It's okay to gang tentacle rape bizarre costume wearing school girls in the subway but nooooo, we draw the line at prostitution.
 
gja
2012-10-22 12:49:37 PM  
s3.favim.com
 
2012-10-22 12:49:37 PM  
Ggilf?
 
2012-10-22 12:51:13 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: Codenamechaz: To be fair, she is Japanese, so she probably didn't look a day over 15

"During questioning, the Korean woman told police that her living expenses were too high, and that she would usually serve three or four customers a week"

Glad to help out


The same principle applies. My Korean wife is 51 and still occasionally gets carded at the liquor store.
 
2012-10-22 12:53:25 PM  

ha-ha-guy: Now I Is!: Codenamechaz: To be fair, she is Japanese, so she probably didn't look a day over 15

Maybe but...

[i.imgur.com image 850x255]

Asians are definitely the best long term buy. Around here all the corn fed farm girls fall off a cliff somewhere between 28 and 33.

When my wife and I hit our late 30s, I'd get dirty old man looks when seen with her, Despite the fact she is two years older than me.

/now we're older and Menopause looms so I best enjoy it while it lasts


I once heard 40 is the new 20. I think that is denial.
 
2012-10-22 12:56:49 PM  
She used to work as a hostess,

i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-10-22 01:00:56 PM  
I've seen prostitutes in Kyoto that were easily 50-60 years old. Difficulty: they were men dressed in drag. Apparently their most common type of customer is young boys, high school/university age.
 
2012-10-22 01:02:54 PM  
Every trick in the book. I'd hit it !
 
2012-10-22 01:05:52 PM  
"I made $450.20." "Who paid you twenty cents?" "All of them."
 
2012-10-22 01:08:36 PM  

ha-ha-guy: Now I Is!: Codenamechaz: To be fair, she is Japanese, so she probably didn't look a day over 15

Maybe but...

[i.imgur.com image 850x255]

Asians are definitely the best long term buy. Around here all the corn fed farm girls fall off a cliff somewhere between 28 and 33.

When my wife and I hit our late 30s, I'd get dirty old man looks when seen with her, Despite the fact she is two years older than me.

/now we're older and Menopause looms so I best enjoy it while it lasts


I'm going to need a pic of your wife...you know for science.
 
2012-10-22 01:19:29 PM  

DeltaPunch: I've seen prostitutes in Kyoto that were easily 50-60 years old. Difficulty: they were men dressed in drag. Apparently their most common type of customer is young boys, high school/university age.


so are you in high school or university?
 
2012-10-22 01:25:58 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: She used to work as a hostess,

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 475x316]


Does she squirt out her cream filling if you squeeze her the right way?
 
2012-10-22 01:27:14 PM  
I shudder to think of how bad my life would have to get to be a prostitute at 73. I feel sorry for her.
 
2012-10-22 01:31:07 PM  
I guess desperation knows no age limits.

Hey, things are tough all over.
 
2012-10-22 01:43:47 PM  
Based on her picture she has some very nice legs.
 
2012-10-22 01:45:40 PM  
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'
Meet the Fokken twins, 69 years old young. 'Prossy for Life, yeah!'


/
 
2012-10-22 01:45:58 PM  
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2012-10-22 01:50:57 PM  

kid_icarus: With the combination of the dark nights and the clothing she wore, they presume her customers had a hard time figuring out how old she was.

You just farked a 73 year old woman and you paid for it.


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'Me wife was pregnant at the time, smartass..
 
2012-10-22 01:55:18 PM  

Marcintosh: I guess desperation knows no age limits.

Hey, things are tough all over.


also leathery, dry, and wrinkled.
 
2012-10-22 01:58:41 PM  
This makes me sad
 
2012-10-22 02:05:06 PM  

kvinesknows: I'll keep an eye out for you sonny!

\obscure?


really? no one else gets this one?
 
2012-10-22 02:14:36 PM  
Yeah. Let's get rid of those pesky union pensions and Social Security...
 
2012-10-22 02:54:19 PM  
Codenamechaz:
Now I Is!

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