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(All Africa)   The Tanzanian Ministry of Health and Social Welfare would like to remind you that local hookers who only earn $30 a month aren't quite the great bargain they might seem   (allafrica.com) divider line 28
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2012-10-22 09:55:24 AM
SEZ YOU!!!!
/jungle fever....literally.
 
2012-10-22 10:00:31 AM
15,000 tricks turned per day with a stable of 5,000-10,000 whores means that the pimps in Africa have weak pimp hands.


/who will think of the orphans?
//and whores?
 
2012-10-22 10:00:43 AM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-22 10:02:17 AM
www.szyk.com
thesocietypages.org
images.marketworks.com
media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com
 
2012-10-22 10:02:39 AM
Don't knock it, a bargains a bargain.
 
2012-10-22 10:02:59 AM
Is this the tread where teenagers who've never been out of the suburbs except to go to Disney or Six Flags tell us about how everything in all of Africa is universally terrible and we should nuke the entire place?

/Not that they'd be too far off about Dar es Salaam
//Lots of other places are nice though
 
2012-10-22 10:06:40 AM
Bubba Clinton is leading a presidential investigation on this matter.
 
2012-10-22 10:09:31 AM
I'd still like to see some picks before deciding.
 
2012-10-22 10:11:50 AM
I won't quote statistics here because people don't really believe anything until they've done the legwork to discover it for themselves, but I've literally never used a condom in my life. When I was young it was sort of an ignornance is bliss kind of thing. I slept with every gutter snipe who needed crack and paid to sleep with women entagled in less compulsive habits. When I didn't get so much as the sniffles, it went from passive ignorance to death wish.

I went on vacation in Africa in the late 1980s with the sole mission to bang prostitutes - both male and female - without a rubber. I went to Amersterdam and laid enough pipe to move oil across the Atlantic. I even took $1000 in Eastern Europe to have sex with a box full of used heroin needles. It looked like my dick had a terrible case of chicken pox, but I never developed anything.

If you're curious as to why - dig a little deeper into the connections between the Catholic church, the CDC, and an Illuminati breeding program called "Wooden Indian."

Bottom line, there are people out there who have so much material wealth that grinding fear into millions of people is what they do for fun. Scary, but if you can earn your way through novelty into one of them taking you for a pet, you will no longer fear STDS, plauges, or even death - none of which exists any more so than getting your eye poked out by a stick exists. Meaning, both are done to you - not naturally occuring.
 
2012-10-22 10:12:36 AM
Used to work in Dar es Salaam. The marines at the U.S. embassy there weren't allowed to bring women back to the barracks so they used to have a driver take them around the city and pick up hookers and bang them in the back of the Land Rover.

//csb
 
2012-10-22 10:16:15 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Note to self, cancel sex tour of Africa.
 
2012-10-22 10:18:28 AM
I like how 10 out of every hundred women have HIV. That's like, 100 out of every 1000. 1000 out of every 10,000. Out of every 10 million African prostitutes, 1 million have the HIV.

Always annoys me when statistics don't reduce their fractions. I'm weird like that.
 
2012-10-22 10:19:22 AM

spentmiles: I won't quote statistics here because people don't really believe anything until they've done the legwork to discover it for themselves, but I've literally never used a condom in my life. When I was young it was sort of an ignornance is bliss kind of thing. I slept with every gutter snipe who needed crack and paid to sleep with women entagled in less compulsive habits. When I didn't get so much as the sniffles, it went from passive ignorance to death wish.

I went on vacation in Africa in the late 1980s with the sole mission to bang prostitutes - both male and female - without a rubber. I went to Amersterdam and laid enough pipe to move oil across the Atlantic. I even took $1000 in Eastern Europe to have sex with a box full of used heroin needles. It looked like my dick had a terrible case of chicken pox, but I never developed anything.

If you're curious as to why - dig a little deeper into the connections between the Catholic church, the CDC, and an Illuminati breeding program called "Wooden Indian."

Bottom line, there are people out there who have so much material wealth that grinding fear into millions of people is what they do for fun. Scary, but if you can earn your way through novelty into one of them taking you for a pet, you will no longer fear STDS, plauges, or even death - none of which exists any more so than getting your eye poked out by a stick exists. Meaning, both are done to you - not naturally occuring.


so you were like Nicolas Cage in "Leaving Las Vegas" except instead of drinking yourself to death you unsafe farked yourself to death? and failed at it?
 
2012-10-22 10:25:02 AM

spentmiles: I slept with every gutter snipe who needed crack and paid to sleep with women entagled in less compulsive habits. I went on vacation in Africa to bang prostitutes - both male and female - without a rubber. I went to Amersterdam and laid enough pipe to move oil across the Atlantic. I even took $1000 in Eastern Europe to have sex with a box full of used heroin needles.


pics or it didn't happen

/Thinks you were at the gym the whole time instead
 
2012-10-22 10:25:42 AM

Poorlytoldjoke: I like how 10 out of every hundred women have HIV. That's like, 100 out of every 1000. 1000 out of every 10,000. Out of every 10 million African prostitutes, 1 million have the HIV.

Always annoys me when statistics don't reduce their fractions. I'm weird like that.


Eh, that only annoys me about 10/100ths of the time...
 
2012-10-22 10:34:12 AM

Poorlytoldjoke: I like how 10 out of every hundred women have HIV. That's like, 100 out of every 1000. 1000 out of every 10,000. Out of every 10 million African prostitutes, 1 million have the HIV.

Always annoys me when statistics don't reduce their fractions. I'm weird like that.


But when you're trying to get a good grasp of proportions (or compare them), you usually want to start anyway by giving them a common denominator.

Saying "10 out of 100 do this" when you know from elsewhere "12 out of 100 do that" is much more useful than "1 out of 10 do this" and knowing "3 out of 25 do that".
 
2012-10-22 10:35:00 AM

spentmiles: I won't quote statistics here because people don't really believe anything until they've done the legwork to discover it for themselves, but I've literally never used a condom in my life. When I was young it was sort of an ignornance is bliss kind of thing. I slept with every gutter snipe who needed crack and paid to sleep with women entagled in less compulsive habits. When I didn't get so much as the sniffles, it went from passive ignorance to death wish.

I went on vacation in Africa in the late 1980s with the sole mission to bang prostitutes - both male and female - without a rubber. I went to Amersterdam and laid enough pipe to move oil across the Atlantic. I even took $1000 in Eastern Europe to have sex with a box full of used heroin needles. It looked like my dick had a terrible case of chicken pox, but I never developed anything.

If you're curious as to why - dig a little deeper into the connections between the Catholic church, the CDC, and an Illuminati breeding program called "Wooden Indian."

Bottom line, there are people out there who have so much material wealth that grinding fear into millions of people is what they do for fun. Scary, but if you can earn your way through novelty into one of them taking you for a pet, you will no longer fear STDS, plauges, or even death - none of which exists any more so than getting your eye poked out by a stick exists. Meaning, both are done to you - not naturally occuring.



You still owe me $50, biatch. You said you were going to the ATM and would be right back.
/f*cker
 
2012-10-22 10:36:20 AM

coeyagi: Used to work in Dar es Salaam. The marines at the U.S. embassy there weren't allowed to bring women back to the barracks so they used to have a driver take them around the city and pick up hookers and bang them in the back of the Land Rover.

//csb


I have an unreasonable desire to figure out a way to lower the marines' risk.

Allowing them to bring the women to the embassy so they could be screened by a nurse won't work. It takes too long to get accurate results and by the time you have them the situation could have changed.

Keeping the place stocked with candy jars full of free condoms probably ought to be done along with a campaign designed to promote, if not actual abstinence, at least abstinence until you're in a place where the HIV rate isn't so high. But how will you deal with the peer pressure to do, in the back of a land rover, exactly what you're trying to get them not to do?

Maybe the best solution is to disallow Marines under the age of 21 from serving in that location and rely a bit upon the experience and wisdom of those who no longer think female genitalia are more fascinating than a lava lamp and disco ball combined?

I kind of wish I hadn't read your comment. Now, I'll worry all day about little teenage Marines in Dar Es Salaam.
 
2012-10-22 10:38:31 AM

Dixie_Wrecked: pics or it didn't happen


Do we really need visual AIDS in this thread?
 
2012-10-22 10:43:55 AM
Reminds me of my trip to the Caribbean. Sure I could have used a condom, but then I thought, "when am I going to be in Haiti again?"

/Bad Idea Jeans
 
2012-10-22 10:45:59 AM
To be fair, it is a very inexpensive way to get AIDS if that's what you're going for.
 
2012-10-22 11:04:24 AM
Salaam and lick 'em.

/white hot
 
2012-10-22 11:25:30 AM
Isn't Tanzania in Alabama?
 
2012-10-22 12:33:56 PM
$30 a month? Why, I make that in a week!
 
2012-10-22 01:25:48 PM
Leave them alone. Sex is sweet.
 
2012-10-22 03:50:37 PM

kevinatilusa: Dixie_Wrecked: pics or it didn't happen

Do we really need visual AIDS in this thread?


i.ebayimg.com
 
2012-10-22 04:26:30 PM
Only 10% HIV+? That's pretty low for an African country with a Z in its name.

/The trick is to only bang the girls who work for the safe-sex NGOs... oh, did I think that out loud?
 
2012-10-23 02:19:43 AM

Poorlytoldjoke: I like how 10 out of every hundred women have HIV. That's like, 100 out of every 1000. 1000 out of every 10,000. Out of every 10 million African prostitutes, 1 million have the HIV.

Always annoys me when statistics don't reduce their fractions. I'm weird like that.


You missed the real fun of fractions in that article. 3 in 10 STW have HIV and 10 in 100 have an std. So 10% have an STD and 30% have HIV, what's HIV if not an std? Does this realy mean 40% have an STD?
 
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