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(WWE)   Did Kofi Kingston's accent return when he won the Intercontinental title? Will Ryberg say something other than "Feed Me S'mores" to CM Punk? Will Tensai become the back-up dancer for the Three (Count) Man Band? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA   (wwe.com) divider line 1076
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2012-10-22 10:33:48 AM  
Quite enjoy that this is in Sports, not FarkUs.
 
2012-10-22 12:53:45 PM  
BAH GAWD, TONIGHT'S RAW RATING IS GOING TO BE LOWER THAN THAT HARLOT EVE
 
2012-10-22 01:47:29 PM  
With all that is on top for Monday Night, Vince might have a live sex celebration with John Cena, and also have him win the tag titles, US Title and world title to offset the forthcoming cut in ratings.

Are they in Oklahoma yet? Because he could have 2 Cold Scorpio to sodomize Jim Ross.

Isn't that how wrestling ratings work Vince? Right?

(posted in other thread that was greened, then redded)
 
2012-10-22 01:49:47 PM  
I don't think the wrestling audience is the political debate type.
 
2012-10-22 01:58:13 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I don't think the wrestling audience is the political debate type.


And Colin Powell, goes over to hug Romney. NOOOOOO, POWELL JUST HIT HIM WITH THE STEEL CHAIR. BAH GAWD KING, COLIN POWELL IS THE OCTOBER SURPRISE! COLIN POWELL HAS JOINED WITH OBAMA! TUNE IN ELECTION TUESDAY TO SEE HOW THIS IMPACTS THUNDER!

/got nothing
//will try to be in all 4 threads (most likely give up on MLB first)
 
2012-10-22 02:30:35 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I don't think the wrestling audience is the political debate type.


You'd be amazed dude. Just because some of us like wrestling doesn't mean we are willfully ignorant. We just find wrestling more entertaining than Jersey Shore or Honey farking Boo-boo, or whatever else right-wing America is watching to leech their brain cells these days.
 
2012-10-22 04:41:32 PM  

my lip balm addiction: FirstNationalBastard: I don't think the wrestling audience is the political debate type.

You'd be amazed dude. Just because some of us like wrestling doesn't mean we are willfully ignorant. We just find wrestling more entertaining than Jersey Shore or Honey farking Boo-boo, or whatever else right-wing America is watching to leech their brain cells these days.


While I am willing to agree that your internet smark probably isn't the type of willfully ignorant person I'm describing, your marks that Vinnie Mac targets to buy his Rise Above Cancer t-shirts .

Basically, I'm saying the Daniel Bryan loving smarks are probably more tuned into things than the Cena and Orton loving marks.

Oh, and because Dumb-Ass-Monkey's Vader card was brought up in a Linda McMahon and Chris Christie threaad...

i6.photobucket.com

/I love doing the D-A-M knock-offs. Next up? D-A-M through history!

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-22 05:56:31 PM  

FinFangFark: With all that is on top for Monday Night, Vince might have a live sex celebration with John Cena, and also have him win the tag titles, US Title and world title to offset the forthcoming cut in ratings.

Are they in Oklahoma yet? Because he could have 2 Cold Scorpio to sodomize Jim Ross.

Isn't that how wrestling ratings work Vince? Right?

(posted in other thread that was greened, then redded)


Yeah the redlit one was mine. I wanted to see if I could submit the MNR thread for once, but I'm guessing FNB beat me to it. Meh...

In any case, I'll probably watch the first hour tonight then flip over to the debate.
 
2012-10-22 06:01:44 PM  

clintster: FinFangFark: With all that is on top for Monday Night, Vince might have a live sex celebration with John Cena, and also have him win the tag titles, US Title and world title to offset the forthcoming cut in ratings.

Are they in Oklahoma yet? Because he could have 2 Cold Scorpio to sodomize Jim Ross.

Isn't that how wrestling ratings work Vince? Right?

(posted in other thread that was greened, then redded)

Yeah the redlit one was mine. I wanted to see if I could submit the MNR thread for once, but I'm guessing FNB beat me to it. Meh...

In any case, I'll probably watch the first hour tonight then flip over to the debate.


I doubt we'll hit 1,004 tonight, since the debates usually nuke FARK's server, and with the debate, MNF, Baseball, AND wrestling all on at the same time, FARK's boned.
 
2012-10-22 07:02:12 PM  
IC Champ up in this biatch!

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-10-22 07:04:08 PM  
Hey guys! How the biz-naz? I'll check back in two hours when it shows in Canadia. XD
 
2012-10-22 07:13:12 PM  
Wow...this thread got started really early!
 
2012-10-22 07:13:54 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: clintster: FinFangFark: With all that is on top for Monday Night, Vince might have a live sex celebration with John Cena, and also have him win the tag titles, US Title and world title to offset the forthcoming cut in ratings.

Are they in Oklahoma yet? Because he could have 2 Cold Scorpio to sodomize Jim Ross.

Isn't that how wrestling ratings work Vince? Right?

(posted in other thread that was greened, then redded)

Yeah the redlit one was mine. I wanted to see if I could submit the MNR thread for once, but I'm guessing FNB beat me to it. Meh...

In any case, I'll probably watch the first hour tonight then flip over to the debate.

I doubt we'll hit 1,004 tonight, since the debates usually nuke FARK's server, and with the debate, MNF, Baseball, AND wrestling all on at the same time, FARK's boned.


Challenge accepted
 
2012-10-22 07:15:55 PM  
Also, the debate is tonight?
 
2012-10-22 07:17:21 PM  
Awe yes, I get to watch my stories, tonight!
 
2012-10-22 07:17:42 PM  
THE CHAMP...

IS HERE!


For how long, who knows. Plan on focusing on the debate tonight, while having RAW in a PIP. I fully plan to defend my Grezunda title though...hopefully we can get there.

/
 
2012-10-22 07:22:50 PM  

LoR75: THE CHAMP...

IS HERE!


For how long, who knows. Plan on focusing on the debate tonight, while having RAW in a PIP. I fully plan to defend my Grezunda title though...hopefully we can get there.

/


I'm going to switch between them and see how much talking without action I can handle. I'll leave you to decide what I mean XD
 
2012-10-22 07:24:33 PM  
I'll be here till the debates.
 
2012-10-22 07:24:35 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I don't think the wrestling audience is the political debate type.


I have to disagree on this one.

Watched all the debates so far. Also watched both conventions as well. As a Canadian, I am very interested what happens to Canada's pants during the election period. I love lurking on the politics tab, but I refuse to get into those derpy derp sessions that they often devolve into.

Plus, your election cycle is far more interesting than ours, which is pure boredom. It's like watching an Orton match, complete with the winner shiatting in the publics bag for the next 4 years.


/perhaps I am an "older" wrestling fan that sets me apart?
//kids these days should be interested in politics
///could be my last RAW for a while, as I am going to be a dad hopefully by this time next week.
////FWC onesie anyone?
//slashariffic
 
2012-10-22 07:24:52 PM  

Tenor Reaper: LoR75: THE CHAMP...

IS HERE!


For how long, who knows. Plan on focusing on the debate tonight, while having RAW in a PIP. I fully plan to defend my Grezunda title though...hopefully we can get there.

/

I'm going to switch between them and see how much talking without action I can handle. I'll leave you to decide what I mean XD


Rumor has it that during the debate, both of them cut great promos, then there's a run-in by Ryan who hits the POTUS over the head with a steel folding chair finalizing his heel turn.
 
2012-10-22 07:27:36 PM  

lucasorvis: Tenor Reaper: LoR75: THE CHAMP...

IS HERE!


For how long, who knows. Plan on focusing on the debate tonight, while having RAW in a PIP. I fully plan to defend my Grezunda title though...hopefully we can get there.

/

I'm going to switch between them and see how much talking without action I can handle. I'll leave you to decide what I mean XD

Rumor has it that during the debate, both of them cut great promos, then there's a run-in by Ryan who hits the POTUS over the head with a steel folding chair finalizing his heel turn.


Of course it ends with Biden driving to the ring in his T-Bird, ripping his shirt off, then putting Ryan into the President's Vice as it goes off the air?
 
2012-10-22 07:27:53 PM  
Hardcore title will be up for grabs tonight. Possibly 3-4 times. Unless fark crashes
 
2012-10-22 07:28:07 PM  

LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: I don't think the wrestling audience is the political debate type.

I have to disagree on this one.

Watched all the debates so far. Also watched both conventions as well. As a Canadian, I am very interested what happens to Canada's pants during the election period. I love lurking on the politics tab, but I refuse to get into those derpy derp sessions that they often devolve into.

Plus, your election cycle is far more interesting than ours, which is pure boredom. It's like watching an Orton match, complete with the winner shiatting in the publics bag for the next 4 years.


/perhaps I am an "older" wrestling fan that sets me apart?
//kids these days should be interested in politics
///could be my last RAW for a while, as I am going to be a dad hopefully by this time next week.
////FWC onesie anyone?
//slashariffic


Hey congratulations! Mazel tov! I hope everything goes perfectly, and bless your whole family! Also, get sleep while you can :)
 
2012-10-22 07:28:27 PM  
wrestlepediaphotos.wikispaces.com

Well... Well.... Well...

It is I, the fWc's Quintessential Studmuffin...

the_y2p_... "I went to the bar and picked up a rat who looked like Salinas, she took one look at my junk and asked if I was Val Venis, but when I took off her pants, I ran at first glance, because she was packin' Chyna's clenis!" ...problem...
 
2012-10-22 07:29:34 PM  

LoR75: THE CHAMP...

IS HERE!


For how long, who knows. Plan on focusing on the debate tonight, while having RAW in a PIP. I fully plan to defend my Grezunda title though...hopefully we can get there.

/


I have a feeling with everything else going on in North America tonight that your belt will be safe another week.
 
2012-10-22 07:31:11 PM  

lucasorvis: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: I don't think the wrestling audience is the political debate type.

I have to disagree on this one.

Watched all the debates so far. Also watched both conventions as well. As a Canadian, I am very interested what happens to Canada's pants during the election period. I love lurking on the politics tab, but I refuse to get into those derpy derp sessions that they often devolve into.

Plus, your election cycle is far more interesting than ours, which is pure boredom. It's like watching an Orton match, complete with the winner shiatting in the publics bag for the next 4 years.


/perhaps I am an "older" wrestling fan that sets me apart?
//kids these days should be interested in politics
///could be my last RAW for a while, as I am going to be a dad hopefully by this time next week.
////FWC onesie anyone?
//slashariffic

Hey congratulations! Mazel tov! I hope everything goes perfectly, and bless your whole family! Also, get sleep while you can :)


LOL. Thank you sir! Yeah, sleep...I've been warned many times. I only sleep about 5 hours a night as it is...

/taking 5 weeks of parental leave to help out Mrs75
//should help with the sleep
 
2012-10-22 07:31:44 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: [wrestlepediaphotos.wikispaces.com image 322x217]

Well... Well.... Well...

It is I, the fWc's Quintessential Studmuffin...

the_y2p_... "I went to the bar and picked up a rat who looked like Salinas, she took one look at my junk and asked if I was Val Venis, but when I took off her pants, I ran at first glance, because she was packin' Chyna's clenis!" ...problem...


Clenis! Drink!
 
2012-10-22 07:32:42 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: [wrestlepediaphotos.wikispaces.com image 322x217]

Well... Well.... Well...

It is I, the fWc's Quintessential Studmuffin...

the_y2p_... "I went to the bar and picked up a rat who looked like Salinas, she took one look at my junk and asked if I was Val Venis, but when I took off her pants, I ran at first glance, because she was packin' Chyna's clenis!" ...problem...


We got to 24 comments before the clenis reared it's head. What took you so long?
 
2012-10-22 07:33:30 PM  

LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: I don't think the wrestling audience is the political debate type.

I have to disagree on this one.

Watched all the debates so far. Also watched both conventions as well. As a Canadian, I am very interested what happens to Canada's pants during the election period. I love lurking on the politics tab, but I refuse to get into those derpy derp sessions that they often devolve into.

Plus, your election cycle is far more interesting than ours, which is pure boredom. It's like watching an Orton match, complete with the winner shiatting in the publics bag for the next 4 years.


/perhaps I am an "older" wrestling fan that sets me apart?
//kids these days should be interested in politics
///could be my last RAW for a while, as I am going to be a dad hopefully by this time next week.
////FWC onesie anyone?
//slashariffic


Congratulations! Be sure to indoctrinate the kiddo with good wrestling tapes from the golden years :)

tbaughm: The_Y2P_Problem: [wrestlepediaphotos.wikispaces.com image 322x217]

Well... Well.... Well...

It is I, the fWc's Quintessential Studmuffin...

the_y2p_... "I went to the bar and picked up a rat who looked like Salinas, she took one look at my junk and asked if I was Val Venis, but when I took off her pants, I ran at first glance, because she was packin' Chyna's clenis!" ...problem...

Clenis! Drink!


GODDAMNIT YOU GUYS
 
2012-10-22 07:33:37 PM  

LoR75: The_Y2P_Problem: [wrestlepediaphotos.wikispaces.com image 322x217]

Well... Well.... Well...

It is I, the fWc's Quintessential Studmuffin...

the_y2p_... "I went to the bar and picked up a rat who looked like Salinas, she took one look at my junk and asked if I was Val Venis, but when I took off her pants, I ran at first glance, because she was packin' Chyna's clenis!" ...problem...

We got to 24 comments before the clenis reared it's head. What took you so long?


Clenis in rear?

I could fap to that.
 
2012-10-22 07:35:53 PM  
Raw, football, baseball, politics! Great night to be a sports fan!

Go Daniel Bryan, Bears, Giants, Green Team! Woo!
 
2012-10-22 07:38:01 PM  

Tenor Reaper: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: I don't think the wrestling audience is the political debate type.

I have to disagree on this one.

Watched all the debates so far. Also watched both conventions as well. As a Canadian, I am very interested what happens to Canada's pants during the election period. I love lurking on the politics tab, but I refuse to get into those derpy derp sessions that they often devolve into.

Plus, your election cycle is far more interesting than ours, which is pure boredom. It's like watching an Orton match, complete with the winner shiatting in the publics bag for the next 4 years.


/perhaps I am an "older" wrestling fan that sets me apart?
//kids these days should be interested in politics
///could be my last RAW for a while, as I am going to be a dad hopefully by this time next week.
////FWC onesie anyone?
//slashariffic

Congratulations! Be sure to indoctrinate the kiddo with good wrestling tapes from the golden years :)

tbaughm: The_Y2P_Problem: [wrestlepediaphotos.wikispaces.com image 322x217]

Well... Well.... Well...

It is I, the fWc's Quintessential Studmuffin...

the_y2p_... "I went to the bar and picked up a rat who looked like Salinas, she took one look at my junk and asked if I was Val Venis, but when I took off her pants, I ran at first glance, because she was packin' Chyna's clenis!" ...problem...

Clenis! Drink!

GODDAMNIT YOU GUYS


wrestlingfeed.com
 
2012-10-22 07:38:15 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: LoR75: The_Y2P_Problem: [wrestlepediaphotos.wikispaces.com image 322x217]

Well... Well.... Well...

It is I, the fWc's Quintessential Studmuffin...

the_y2p_... "I went to the bar and picked up a rat who looked like Salinas, she took one look at my junk and asked if I was Val Venis, but when I took off her pants, I ran at first glance, because she was packin' Chyna's clenis!" ...problem...

We got to 24 comments before the clenis reared it's head. What took you so long?

Clenis in rear?

I could fap to that.


Just the tip though...


I think I just made myself ill.

In regards to Tenor, for sure! When he's older he will be able to watch some wrestling with dad as I regale him with stories of when I first started watching it in 85.

I fully expect the response to be "dad, jeez, you're old, wrestling is so much better now".
 
2012-10-22 07:40:37 PM  
I'll be here all night. I prefer my scripted entertainment to be somewhat entertaining. Besides, I've already decided who I'm going to vote for. The debate would do nothing to change that. Have any of you ever had a debate change your mind?

/the only thing I would watch the debate for would be to see one or both of them have a colossal fark up.
//the only reason I'd go anyway near the debate thread would be to compete for the HC Title.
 
2012-10-22 07:41:36 PM  
If FARK crashes, I'm going back to watching Ashes To Ashes.

/how can you not love DVD players that are easily made region free, and the fact that HD TVs don't care about stuff like PAL or NTSC?
 
2012-10-22 07:45:28 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: If FARK crashes, I'm going back to watching Ashes To Ashes.

/how can you not love DVD players that are easily made region free, and the fact that HD TVs don't care about stuff like PAL or NTSC?


Please to explain: EIP

/have some region 2 DVDs I'd like to watch before I die
 
2012-10-22 07:45:36 PM  
thumbs1.ebaystatic.com

I have a witty comment but I need to check my phone... one second...
 
2012-10-22 07:46:20 PM  
images.wikia.com

Can someone farkie this up for me? I think I am going to go with this as my belt going forward.

Nexus, FWC and a pony (why not) please?


Thanks!

/zero skillz
 
2012-10-22 07:46:56 PM  

LoR75: THE CHAMP...

IS HERE!


For how long, who knows. Plan on focusing on the debate tonight, while having RAW in a PIP. I fully plan to defend my Grezunda title though...hopefully we can get there.

/


For some reason I actually feel exited. I mean, that is exiting but I have never even met you and am still giggly about it, lulz

Tenor is right, lots of wrasslin vids for the tyke. I recommend anything from RoH during the DBD-Punk years.

As for the debate I am so sick of all things political that I am avoiding it altogether. Nothing new will be proposed or said other than a possible fark up by one of them. Rather spend the time looking for the bright spots in the show tonight
 
2012-10-22 07:48:28 PM  

LoR75: [images.wikia.com image 641x354]

Can someone farkie this up for me? I think I am going to go with this as my belt going forward.

Nexus, FWC and a pony (why not) please?


Thanks!

/zero skillz


If Shining Wizard doesn't beat me to it, I'll farkie your belt.
 
2012-10-22 07:49:09 PM  

ShiningWizard: LoR75: THE CHAMP...

IS HERE!


For how long, who knows. Plan on focusing on the debate tonight, while having RAW in a PIP. I fully plan to defend my Grezunda title though...hopefully we can get there.

/

For some reason I actually feel exited. I mean, that is exiting but I have never even met you and am still giggly about it, lulz

Tenor is right, lots of wrasslin vids for the tyke. I recommend anything from RoH during the DBD-Punk years.

As for the debate I am so sick of all things political that I am avoiding it altogether. Nothing new will be proposed or said other than a possible fark up by one of them. Rather spend the time looking for the bright spots in the show tonight


Much like many people watch NASCAR just for the wrecks, I"m sure there'll be people watching the debate just for the blunders.
 
2012-10-22 07:51:27 PM  

ShiningWizard: LoR75: THE CHAMP...

IS HERE!


For how long, who knows. Plan on focusing on the debate tonight, while having RAW in a PIP. I fully plan to defend my Grezunda title though...hopefully we can get there.

/

For some reason I actually feel exited. I mean, that is exiting but I have never even met you and am still giggly about it, lulz

Tenor is right, lots of wrasslin vids for the tyke. I recommend anything from RoH during the DBD-Punk years.


I suggest some old World of Sport, featuring Johnny Saint, Fit Finlay, and Rollerball Rocco.

Saint vs. Finlay
 
2012-10-22 07:54:58 PM  
6 mins till go time peeps
 
2012-10-22 07:56:29 PM  
5 minutes until the lowest rated Raw of the year. It better open with a 20 minute Ryback promo with no outside assistance.

I may screw up and post a MNF or debate thing in here; sadly, with WWE it may still work with the conversation
 
2012-10-22 07:57:17 PM  

clintster: FirstNationalBastard: If FARK crashes, I'm going back to watching Ashes To Ashes.

/how can you not love DVD players that are easily made region free, and the fact that HD TVs don't care about stuff like PAL or NTSC?

Please to explain: EIP

/have some region 2 DVDs I'd like to watch before I die


Eh, don't even need to e-mail...

You have two options... set your computer's DVD drive to R2 and hook the TV up to the monitor, or google the term "region free codes" and check to see whether your particular model of DVD player is one of the many that can be made region free.

I've been using Philips DVD players for a few years now specifically because they're so easy to convert to region free.

That's how I got a copy of Judgment Day 2002, since the discs are cheap and plentiful in the UK, but rare and expensive in the US.

/worst case scenario? Your player doesn't have a code to make it region free, and when you have an extra 30 bucks or so you pick up a cheap Philips or wal-mart brand player that's easily convertible. And then, Region 2 is yours.
 
2012-10-22 07:58:33 PM  
Damn you, John Williams, you and your War Horse score making me all emotional at a Spielberg slopfest.

/British feed whaaaaaaaat
 
2012-10-22 07:59:37 PM  
THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS

i63.photobucket.com

THEN. NOW. GAGNE.
 
2012-10-22 08:00:04 PM  
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAGNE
 
2012-10-22 08:00:04 PM  
Time for feed me smores
 
2012-10-22 08:00:12 PM  
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!

LOW RATINGS, DEAD CROWD, NO ONE GIVES A FARK ABOUT THE SHOW

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
 
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