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(misstilaomg.com)   Former poorly-tattooed Asian Myspace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila drops out of the public eye, currently specializes in the manufacture of weapons-grade crazy talk   (misstilaomg.com) divider line 56
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2012-10-22 03:23:16 AM
Wow.

Does she know Michele Bachmann doesn't need a running mate?
 
2012-10-22 03:25:37 AM
Oh, so that's what happened to the Move On people.
 
2012-10-22 03:34:23 AM
She did suffer cranial bleeding recently IIRC.

Id still fark her good.
 
2012-10-22 04:27:32 AM
It's poorly-tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf-slut in Fark nomenclature subby.
 
2012-10-22 04:30:18 AM

slayer199: It's poorly-tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf-slut in Fark nomenclature subby.


I couldn't really call her former poorly-tattooed, though. She still has them as far as I know.
 
2012-10-22 04:48:41 AM
Eh...her girl-girl vid is okay.
 
2012-10-22 06:07:28 AM
Who?
 
2012-10-22 09:08:11 AM

doglover: Who?


I think she fronted the all dwarf cover band "Mini Kiss" for awhile.
 
mhd
2012-10-22 09:31:46 AM
I read that in Malcolm Tucker's accent.
 
ecl
2012-10-22 09:35:13 AM
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Just in case anyone is too lazy to click the link.
 
2012-10-22 09:36:42 AM

Buzzerguy: Wow.

Does she know Michele Bachmann doesn't need a running mate?


She sounds more like a Fark Progressive
 
2012-10-22 09:41:26 AM
Thanks for the mega derp warning,subby. I owe you one.
 
2012-10-22 09:43:05 AM
Oh dear God.
 
2012-10-22 09:46:34 AM

hasty ambush: Buzzerguy: Wow.

Does she know Michele Bachmann doesn't need a running mate?

She sounds more like a Fark Progressive


I've never read anything on the politics tab form the liberal farkers anywhere near that. Tends to be the conservatives/freepers with the conspiracy black helicopters stuff.
 
2012-10-22 09:47:15 AM

Spad31: Eh...her girl-girl vid is okay.


Ruined by her terrible boob job scars.
 
2012-10-22 10:18:47 AM
Well, that's getting up into Francis E. Dec territory. If you want some entertainingly schizophrenic word-salad poetry, do some googling on that name.
 
2012-10-22 10:30:40 AM
Myface? Is that anything like Friendbook?
 
2012-10-22 10:32:24 AM
Totes cray-cray.

Totes.
 
2012-10-22 10:37:40 AM

Antimatter: hasty ambush: Buzzerguy: Wow.

Does she know Michele Bachmann doesn't need a running mate?

She sounds more like a Fark Progressive

I've never read anything on the politics tab form the liberal farkers anywhere near that. Tends to be the conservatives/freepers with the conspiracy black helicopters stuff.


Nope. Conservatives are totally, 100% sane. Just ask any of them, they'll tell you.

/madmen never doubt their sanity
 
2012-10-22 10:40:19 AM
**spits out my greens and cornbread** Wait...what the heck did she say about African Americans not being advanced or loving beings anymore?
 
2012-10-22 10:49:39 AM
It's nice to be able to call women sluts again.

That was a pretty crazy couple of months!
 
2012-10-22 10:54:00 AM
I made it about three paragraphs. It would be interesting to have a psychiatrist weigh in with an opinion.

Are we talking brain damage, chemical imbalance, crazy, or publicity stunt?

Either way, I wouldn't want her within 30 feet of me. The thought of that person with a paring knife in her hand chills me to the bone.
 
2012-10-22 10:54:58 AM
Came for the pics but I'm now dumber for reading a paragraph of that.
 
2012-10-22 11:07:19 AM
Didn't she have a massive aneurysm the last time she was in the public eye?
 
2012-10-22 11:16:35 AM
www.televisioninternet.com



"Is....Is she trying to outdo me?Bwahahahahahaha!"
 
2012-10-22 11:25:12 AM
So she faked (further) brain damage a few months ago to facilitate a career retooling. Aiming for a Victoria Jackson-type setup?
 
2012-10-22 11:38:16 AM

Dear Jerk: So she faked (further) brain damage a few months ago to facilitate a career retooling.


What in her rant made you think she was faking? If anything, she proved that she had brain damage.
 
2012-10-22 11:49:38 AM
i2.cdn.turner.com

Oh HELL NO!
 
2012-10-22 11:59:06 AM
Sweet drug based paranoia...
 
2012-10-22 12:07:26 PM
This comment is farking incredible:

I don't know, I live in 2 realities. I am a targeted individual for gang stalking and have been since some time before the song "If You Had My Love" by Jennifer Lopez came out.
 
2012-10-22 12:38:59 PM
She's been dating Billy Corgan. Seriously. His twitter is an awesome mix of professional wrestling, conspiracy theory, Catholicism, chem trails and whining about other bands. I'm not sure who infected who, but it's an AWESOME warning to not be a 90's alt rock hero. (Somewhere Eddie Vedder and Greg Dulli wonder how they dodged these bullets)

/just wanted to work Greg Dulli into this.
//Afghan Whigs FTW.
 
2012-10-22 12:47:35 PM
The only thing scarier are her supporters in the comments section.

WARNING! WALL OF DERP!

PEOPLE - you have got to do some serious research on the things that have been hidden from you all this time... everything is controlled and precisely calculated so we need to be smarter and find a way OUT. "They" are encouraging DRUG & alchohol abuse while at the same time are creating more law enforcement against it - they are trying to ruin marriages (by having women work more and men traveling) so they divorce and stop having kids - Abortion is now accepted and being paid for with our taxes - Buildings are constructed to fall after a certain amount of time, only buildings that belong to them will be well constructed - Once the One World Currency happens (this will be using one card for all transactions no matter where you are, then they will bring out the RFID chip that will go in your skin and say that this is to prevent identity theft, lost or stolen cards; they will try to convince you to accept the chip. If you accept it, you will definitely be in THEIR full control and they can turn OFF your chip whenever! which will end with your LIFE. - They will have students in schools more (even in summer) that way families think about traveling year around and not only in the summer (SPEND MORE $) and even if the kids are in school longer, they will not learn a thing (this is what they want) only top elite schools will be the good ones, the ones most people can't afford. I'm sure you have noticed that there have been no job openings, well.. it will get worse.. it's all part of the plan. Using terrorism for more control. There's an entiiiiire city of all kind of species living under this earth (hollow earth beings) very ancient beings with much knowledge! and "they" definitely have a pact with one of the most dangerous ones "reptilians" and recieve their information about new technology from them, advanced medicine, etc... Just an FYI - "they" knew about the internet since the 1800′s! but only was used by them 1st.. - I'm sure you must all know by now that they can see you at all times and listen to your conversations, by your TV (even when it's off) through your telephone cables, computer, kitchen appliences, cellphones of course.. When you are watchin TV, they want to know that you are watching and want to know how you react; they already know out minds to the vert best and know how we will react, SO DON'T SHOW EMOTION when you feel they are watching you, dont let them know that something bothers you! There will be ONE religion - all the other old religions will dissapear, this new religion will not be good, but it doesn't matter - don't worry about that, you don't need it anyway because you have GOD inside you, a componet of your DNA is named GOD, we definitely are not just ape, we are mixed with some sort of alien. Take all of this and remember it every day because if you don't do something or at least tell others, you are basically letting the devil laugh on your face every second that goes by.
 
2012-10-22 01:05:09 PM
I just don't have it any me to laugh at her anymore. Not since she ended up in the hospital due a suicide attempt.
 
2012-10-22 01:40:27 PM
Im gonna go with...combination of recent head injury and an X-FIles marathon. Its truly some hyper-derp...but some thought was put into it. Only a genius or true crazy person (she is neither) could come up with that on the fly.

Id listen to her spew derp all day long if it involved some sexy time.
 
2012-10-22 02:18:46 PM
Doesn't matter. Her topless rolling skating video done to Melanie's Brand New Key makes up for anything she might do or say for the rest of her life.
 
2012-10-22 02:31:17 PM
FFS! It's like reading one huge YouTube comment.
 
2012-10-22 02:47:54 PM
I enjoy coming up with outlandish conspiracy theories and trying to push them as if they were real. But this is better than anything I could ever do. Is there some sort of school or seminar I could go to to reach this level of crazy?
 
2012-10-22 03:34:36 PM
Man, this chick is crazier than a padded room full of Charlie Mansons
 
2012-10-22 03:35:07 PM
Well, I think someone just crossed the threshold where "shut up and suck a dick" stops being a horrendously sexist, put down based out of male privilege and female depersonalization, and actually becomes sincere, honest advice on how to be taken more seriously than they currently are.
 
2012-10-22 03:43:11 PM

Gilligann: The only thing scarier are her supporters in the comments section.

WARNING! WALL OF DERP!


Excuse me, I speak derp. So we have:

- credit cards
- Planned Parenthood (not really, but derps ahoy)
- entropy
- British schools
- Nielsen ratings
- Higgs Boson or maybe mitochondria
- some kind of biatchin' killswitch wetware

Wow. Just wow.

/Internet in the 1800's? "Abraham Lincoln, Netrunner" just doesn't fit.
 
2012-10-22 03:49:09 PM

that bosnian sniper: Well, I think someone just crossed the threshold where "shut up and suck a dick" stops being a horrendously sexist, put down based out of male privilege and female depersonalization, and actually becomes sincere, honest advice on how to be taken more seriously than they currently are.


I'll take it a step further. I'm waiting for her to get into hardcore porn. When she's DPed and finished with a facial, I might pay attention.
 
2012-10-22 03:53:24 PM

Sultan Of Herf: Im gonna go with...combination of recent head injury and an X-FIles marathon. Its truly some hyper-derp...but some thought was put into it. Only a genius or true crazy person (she is neither) could come up with that on the fly.

Id listen to her spew derp all day long if it involved some sexy time.


I read through it again and I'm almost certain we're looking at the new Andy Kaufman.
 
2012-10-22 04:03:17 PM

Rapmaster2000: Myface? Is that anything like Friendbook?


I think it's one of those interweb pages that the young people enjoy so much, like Twatter.
 
2012-10-22 04:08:26 PM
She's got my vote.
 
2012-10-22 04:09:11 PM
Fortunately the DSM is being revised so the psychiatric profession will be able to put a name to whatever condition causes this.
 
2012-10-22 04:37:23 PM

Arthen: She's got my vote.


The way things are going, I wouldn't be surprised if she had 50% of the country's vote by 2016. After 4 more years of Obama, the righties would probably vote for a schizophrenic turnip.
 
ecl
2012-10-22 04:55:01 PM

vrax: Arthen: She's got my vote.

The way things are going, I wouldn't be surprised if she had 50% of the country's vote by 2016. After 4 more years of Obama, the righties would probably vote for a schizophrenic turnip.


farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-22 05:29:03 PM

halB: I enjoy coming up with outlandish conspiracy theories and trying to push them as if they were real. But this is better than anything I could ever do. Is there some sort of school or seminar I could go to to reach this level of crazy?


I bet snorting your weight in cocaine would put you on the accelerated track.
 
2012-10-22 06:39:39 PM

sovietski: halB: I enjoy coming up with outlandish conspiracy theories and trying to push them as if they were real. But this is better than anything I could ever do. Is there some sort of school or seminar I could go to to reach this level of crazy?

I bet snorting your weight in cocaine would put you on the accelerated track line.

 
2012-10-22 07:53:57 PM

mhd: I read that in Malcolm Tucker's accent.


I read that in Chris Tucker's accent.

/supergreen
 
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