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(Kitsap Sun)   Cow headed to the market stops for a last meal in the medium of Highway 3   (kitsapsun.com) divider line 33
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2012-10-22 01:32:57 AM
A rare, well-done headline, subby.
 
2012-10-22 09:17:31 AM
www.psychic-junkie.com

A cow in the medium?
 
2012-10-22 09:38:38 AM
A cow that has that much will to live shouldn't be turned into steaks.  In an ideal world, suicidal and depressed cows would slaughter themselves by leaping onto hot grills.
 
2012-10-22 11:58:18 AM
Makes popcorn while waiting for the grammer nazi's to show up.
 
2012-10-22 11:58:19 AM

felching pen: A rare, well-done headline, subby.


Done in one.
 
2012-10-22 12:04:24 PM

LostInTO: Makes popcorn while waiting for the grammer nazi's to show up.

It's what I was going to do...
/walks away, head lowered
//went right over me
///Bloody good one subs
 
2012-10-22 12:05:28 PM
How long before anyone noticed it should have said "Median?"
 
2012-10-22 12:05:50 PM
It knew.
 
2012-10-22 12:07:48 PM

olddinosaur: How long before anyone noticed it should have said "Median?"


That's where my brain first went; but then I caught on to the joke.
 
2012-10-22 12:09:48 PM
I'll use this opportunity to mention that my ex was at a modeling tryout and the modeling agent handed her a form which asked if she'd be okay "wearing Risk-A clothing." She laughed the whole way out.
 
2012-10-22 12:11:40 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-22 12:11:51 PM
I think maybe that cow had some friends on that truck headed to the slaughterhouse that jackknifed and flipped over on I90 earlier this month.

/mmm, bbq
 
2012-10-22 12:12:45 PM
Iliterit suby iz iliterit.
 
2012-10-22 12:13:20 PM

olddinosaur: How long before anyone noticed it should have said "Median?"


How long was it before you got the joke?
 
2012-10-22 12:13:31 PM

LostInTO: Makes popcorn while waiting for the grammer nazi's to show up.


I assume that all three of your errors constitute a single troll.
 
2012-10-22 12:19:56 PM
Medium-well done, subby.
 
2012-10-22 12:21:59 PM

sandbar67: olddinosaur: How long before anyone noticed it should have said "Median?"

How long was it before you got the joke?


I think you give subby too much credit
 
2012-10-22 12:27:32 PM
Oh yeah, I MEANT to do that.

/not subby but he's thinking it.
 
2012-10-22 12:32:53 PM

olddinosaur: How long before anyone noticed it should have said "Median?"


I think you mean "mean".

/pet peeve
 
2012-10-22 12:33:28 PM
that's how you get a greenlight.
 
2012-10-22 12:42:47 PM
olddinosaur: How long before anyone noticed it should have said "Median?"

CapeFearCadaver:That's where my brain first went; but then I caught on to the joke.

Me three. Except I didn't catch on until I saw felching pen's joke. After a few minutes of puzzlement about that (during which I knocked on my head and muttered, "Think! Think!"), I said "Ohhhh!". And shelved my plans to post a correction.

Too bad, too. I had a zinger all cued up.
 
2012-10-22 12:50:19 PM
Subby, come to thread 7393844, and tell us all if you meant it or not.

Be sure to show your work.
 
2012-10-22 12:52:27 PM
in florida i have heard police dispatchers say right medium more then once
ok they are hurried and also tend to repeat what the caller is saying
even if they are being beaten by a known attic...that is a known addict
 
2012-10-22 01:09:38 PM
"My medium and I'm hear to steak my claim!"
 
2012-10-22 01:18:44 PM
Eat moar chikin!
 
2012-10-22 01:43:59 PM
The median is the message
-Marshal * McLuhan
 
2012-10-22 02:21:39 PM

LostInTO: Makes popcorn while waiting for the grammer nazi's to show up.


7/10
 
2012-10-22 02:25:08 PM

CapeFearCadaver: olddinosaur: How long before anyone noticed it should have said "Median?"

That's where my brain first went; but then I caught on to the joke.


I knew right away it was a joke. But really, who greenlit this? it's not that funny.
 
2012-10-22 02:44:07 PM

drmda: CapeFearCadaver: olddinosaur: How long before anyone noticed it should have said "Median?"

That's where my brain first went; but then I caught on to the joke.

I knew right away it was a joke. But really, who greenlit this? it's not that funny.


I don't think it's a joke. Subby is just dum.
 
2012-10-22 05:17:40 PM
Eh, "medium" works... you just have to go over it a few times to let the deeper pun penetrate.
 
2012-10-22 05:23:08 PM
Puns are bad enough. Poorly-executed puns = FAIL.
 
2012-10-22 11:54:29 PM
I'm glad the cow had one last moment of enjoyment.

Or in other words, found a happy medium.
 
2012-10-23 06:36:29 AM
I don't like a lot of grammar jokes... They don't fit me. I'm an extra medium.

/ Coincidentally, that's how I like my steaks.
// Commie Subby deserves stake.
 

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