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(Gawker)   'Paul Ryan shirtless' is Googled 9 times more that 'Paul Ryan budget' and other election facts that will make you weep for our country   ( ) divider line 23
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2944 clicks; posted to Politics » on 22 Oct 2012 at 12:38 AM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-22 01:02:35 AM  
9 votes:

ThatDarkFellow: I'm sure someone has said or made something like this before, but this got me thinking of that horrible photo set and I threw this together.

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2012-10-22 10:04:43 AM  
6 votes:
2012-10-22 12:25:44 AM  
3 votes:
There were spikes in searches for "McCain life expectancy" after Sarah Palin was named as his vice presidential candidate; ditto for the day after Palin's famous interview with Katie Couric.

I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there
2012-10-22 12:00:30 AM  
3 votes:
To be fair you get more honest information from shirtless pictures of him than you can from his budget.
2012-10-22 01:16:15 AM  
2 votes:
It's all the Romnesia and Paulzheimers - shiat so stupid you forget about the voter fraud, Tagg/Bi/Bim/Bapp's farkery with voting machines, the pants-shredding nonsense over women's rights or proposing to kill kids if they misbehave.
2012-10-22 01:07:14 AM  
2 votes:

A Dark Evil Omen: How about searches for "Paul Ryan headless"?

I got all 6 Exorcist movies. And they just keep Getting FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME.

*breathing heavy*
2012-10-22 12:56:03 AM  
2 votes:
2012-10-22 10:13:06 AM  
1 vote:
2012-10-22 09:46:14 AM  
1 vote:
We'll all be shirtless if Obama is given another term.

2012-10-22 09:16:33 AM  
1 vote:
I'd bet Paul Ryan shaves his balls. For aerodynamics, rather than hygiene.
2012-10-22 09:14:36 AM  
1 vote:

Fluorescent Testicle: gadian: His face is very pointy - his nose, his ears, his chin. Is this the male equivalent of "sharp knees"? If so, call me Studman 'cause I think this guy is ...well...troll doll looking.

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Wisconsin is the drunkest state. Milwaukee the drunkest city. Scott Walker and Paul Ryan are both from that general area. It is not only possible that they have alcohol fetal syndrome, it's likely. Lots of kids around the Milwaukee and Fox Valley areas do. Why not them? Walker and Ryan both have the same general look the white girl in the upper left hand picture has.
2012-10-22 08:55:01 AM  
1 vote:
it's just an auto correct when people type in "paul ryan shiatheel"
2012-10-22 04:44:59 AM  
1 vote:
2012-10-22 03:26:41 AM  
1 vote:

Truncks1: Has cman gotten more tolerable lately? Before you were just a troll, now you are a troll with a brain.

Think of O'Reilly before Glen Beck came along.
2012-10-22 02:29:53 AM  
1 vote:

gadian: His face is very pointy - his nose, his ears, his chin. Is this the male equivalent of "sharp knees"? If so, call me Studman 'cause I think this guy is ...well...troll doll looking.
2012-10-22 02:23:59 AM  
1 vote:
Twitt can't do politics! He SUCKED as Governor of Massachusetts! Why is that not the end of the story, here? No one in MA is voting for the sob. He keeps lying about having balanced the budget, whereas he left a nearly 1 billion dollar deficit! He takes credit for improvements to education that were the result of a lot of slogging for many years by others before him! He calls the students who benefited from the system "my kids"! He's a complete slimeball!

And why does he always walk as if he is having a colonoscopy?

Pall Ryan? A soulless idiot without a conscience. He's capable of stringing sentences together in a way that someone who didn't speak English might mistake for coherency. Imagine him as president.

"Mitt visited that poor car accident victim family and you know what? He sacrificed a lot out of his $200m fortune and said he'd pay for college for the two boys. MITT DOESN'T TALK ABOUT THIS! HE IS FAR TOO HUMBLE, PIOUS, AND GALLANT! He only instructs me to do it on his behalf. He only wrote that part of my speech. Oh, and even though government doesn't create jobs and we want smaller government, look to us to create jobs. We override all notions of logic and rationality and progress and common sense. We are the ambiguously fey duo."

Screw you and your unimpressive physique, LYIN' RYAN. Go suck down some raw eggs.
2012-10-22 01:55:03 AM  
1 vote:

whidbey: Doesn't make me weep, but it is annoying that Obama is neck in neck in the polls with the people's forgotten memories about how much the Republican party farked this country up from 2001 to the present.

Considering that most polls are heavily biased in favour of creating an imaginary horse race, I highly doubt that it's even remotely as close-cut as it seems to be.
2012-10-22 01:35:26 AM  
1 vote:
2012-10-22 12:59:39 AM  
1 vote:

Britney Spear's Speculum: GIS Palin shirtless NSFW

2012-10-22 12:55:14 AM  
1 vote:
How about searches for "Paul Ryan headless"?
2012-10-22 12:50:44 AM  
1 vote:
I'm sure someone has said or made something like this before, but this got me thinking of that horrible photo set and I threw this together.
2012-10-22 12:43:24 AM  
1 vote:
Wouldn't about half of those be for the Photoshop fodder?

I mean, I've Googled it, but only to 'shop Shake Weights and the like into the picture.
2012-10-21 11:57:18 PM  
1 vote:
How many times has "Sarah Palin topless" been Googled? Or "Romney's dancing horse"? Or "Obama's birth certificate"?

Anyway, I don't think people are searching for Ryan beefcake pics because he's just such a hottie that legions of repressed Republican housewives (and closeted Republican husbands) are tapping to those P90X pecs. More likely because he's such a farking tool.

/point & laugh
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