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(Gawker)   'Paul Ryan shirtless' is Googled 9 times more that 'Paul Ryan budget' and other election facts that will make you weep for our country   ( divider line
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2012-10-22 12:00:30 AM  
6 votes:
To be fair you get more honest information from shirtless pictures of him than you can from his budget.
2012-10-22 03:26:41 AM  
3 votes:

Truncks1: Has cman gotten more tolerable lately? Before you were just a troll, now you are a troll with a brain.

Think of O'Reilly before Glen Beck came along.
2012-10-22 10:04:43 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-10-22 03:07:03 AM  
2 votes:
The only thing that might make me want to weep for this country is if they are stupid enough to reelect this fail of a President.
2012-10-22 02:03:39 AM  
2 votes:

whidbey: Well I guess i just expected a lot more "WTF?" over Romney. Apparently, it's more like "oh cool, someone who really CAN run this country like a business. We need that. Everything's about money. Everything. And good derp to you, Citizen."

Like I've said in the past, 40% of the country would vote for Saddam Satan bin Vader-Hitler (R) over a black Democrat. When it comes to the 60% with an IQ higher than their shoe size, though, there has been a lot of WTFing. It just doesn't get much news coverage because it doesn't pull in ratings.
2012-10-22 12:43:24 AM  
2 votes:
Wouldn't about half of those be for the Photoshop fodder?

I mean, I've Googled it, but only to 'shop Shake Weights and the like into the picture.
2012-10-22 08:32:03 AM  
1 vote:

d23: We're in deep shiat.

There is massive voter fraud and employer intimitdation going on and most posts on the 'net are about Paul Ryan shirtless.

If we elect these idiots I'm sure we'll get the 4 or 8 years we deserve. Meaning we'll be a total banana republic before it's over.

Many Americans would read your post and think "Hey, that's not so bad. A giant clothing retailer means lots of jobs, right?"

Just keep that in mind.
2012-10-22 08:15:59 AM  
1 vote:

rynthetyn: log_jammin: rynthetyn: You know what makes me weep for this country? The fact that I just had someone who is under 30 try to defend George Wallace and Claude Kirk's segregationist asses to me on facebook. And call me the intolerant one.

I shouldn't even ask, but what was the defense?

They were good men and it was a different time. And how dare you be judging people who are dead. And they weren't really virulent segregationists. And bringing up the fact that my mom was there when Claude Kirk dissolved the school board in one Florida county to prevent integration only means that my mom was the libbiest liberal who ever lived for thinking he was a horrible guy.

And all this because I related the anecdote about how I learned from my parents crossing party lines to vote against Claude Kirk for education commissioner that standing up for equality is more important than the letter next to someone's name.

Soon it will be "Wallace and Kirk fought for the rights of black children to attend segregated schools. Democrats wanted to keep segregation in place. Black people should be thankful for Wallace and Kirk." And they will pull out quotes from conservative racist Dixiecrats as proof.
2012-10-22 02:29:53 AM  
1 vote:

gadian: His face is very pointy - his nose, his ears, his chin. Is this the male equivalent of "sharp knees"? If so, call me Studman 'cause I think this guy is ...well...troll doll looking.

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2012-10-22 02:23:59 AM  
1 vote:
Twitt can't do politics! He SUCKED as Governor of Massachusetts! Why is that not the end of the story, here? No one in MA is voting for the sob. He keeps lying about having balanced the budget, whereas he left a nearly 1 billion dollar deficit! He takes credit for improvements to education that were the result of a lot of slogging for many years by others before him! He calls the students who benefited from the system "my kids"! He's a complete slimeball!

And why does he always walk as if he is having a colonoscopy?

Pall Ryan? A soulless idiot without a conscience. He's capable of stringing sentences together in a way that someone who didn't speak English might mistake for coherency. Imagine him as president.

"Mitt visited that poor car accident victim family and you know what? He sacrificed a lot out of his $200m fortune and said he'd pay for college for the two boys. MITT DOESN'T TALK ABOUT THIS! HE IS FAR TOO HUMBLE, PIOUS, AND GALLANT! He only instructs me to do it on his behalf. He only wrote that part of my speech. Oh, and even though government doesn't create jobs and we want smaller government, look to us to create jobs. We override all notions of logic and rationality and progress and common sense. We are the ambiguously fey duo."

Screw you and your unimpressive physique, LYIN' RYAN. Go suck down some raw eggs.
2012-10-22 01:55:03 AM  
1 vote:

whidbey: Doesn't make me weep, but it is annoying that Obama is neck in neck in the polls with the people's forgotten memories about how much the Republican party farked this country up from 2001 to the present.

Considering that most polls are heavily biased in favour of creating an imaginary horse race, I highly doubt that it's even remotely as close-cut as it seems to be.
2012-10-22 01:49:57 AM  
1 vote:

whidbey: Doesn't make me weep, but it is annoying that Obama is neck in neck in the polls with the people's forgotten memories about how much the Republican party farked this country up from 2001 to the present.

That's because you still think people are smart and sane.
2012-10-22 12:51:09 AM  
1 vote:
Doesn't make me weep, but it is annoying that Obama is neck in neck in the polls with the people's forgotten memories about how much the Republican party farked this country up from 2001 to the present.
2012-10-22 12:25:44 AM  
1 vote:
There were spikes in searches for "McCain life expectancy" after Sarah Palin was named as his vice presidential candidate; ditto for the day after Palin's famous interview with Katie Couric.

I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there
2012-10-21 11:58:18 PM  
1 vote:

propasaurus: How many times has "Sarah Palin topless" been Googled? Or "Romney's dancing horse"? Or "Obama's birth certificate"?

Anyway, I don't think people are searching for Ryan beefcake pics because he's just such a hottie that legions of repressed Republican housewives (and closeted Republican husbands) are tapping fapping to those P90X pecs. More likely because he's such a farking tool.

/point & laugh


/damn autocorrect.
2012-10-21 11:41:07 PM  
1 vote:
This is who the news media has to deal with to get ratings. And people call me a moron for saying that there is no media conspiracy to destroy either the Tea Party or OWS that it is just the media focusing on the idiots of both

/Well, I am a moron, but thats besides the point
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