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(Gawker)   'Paul Ryan shirtless' is Googled 9 times more that 'Paul Ryan budget' and other election facts that will make you weep for our country   (gawker.com) divider line 107
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2012-10-21 11:41:07 PM
This is who the news media has to deal with to get ratings. And people call me a moron for saying that there is no media conspiracy to destroy either the Tea Party or OWS that it is just the media focusing on the idiots of both

/Well, I am a moron, but thats besides the point
 
2012-10-21 11:57:18 PM
How many times has "Sarah Palin topless" been Googled? Or "Romney's dancing horse"? Or "Obama's birth certificate"?

Anyway, I don't think people are searching for Ryan beefcake pics because he's just such a hottie that legions of repressed Republican housewives (and closeted Republican husbands) are tapping to those P90X pecs. More likely because he's such a farking tool.

/point & laugh
 
2012-10-21 11:58:18 PM

propasaurus: How many times has "Sarah Palin topless" been Googled? Or "Romney's dancing horse"? Or "Obama's birth certificate"?

Anyway, I don't think people are searching for Ryan beefcake pics because he's just such a hottie that legions of repressed Republican housewives (and closeted Republican husbands) are tapping fapping to those P90X pecs. More likely because he's such a farking tool.

/point & laugh


FTFM

/damn autocorrect.
 
2012-10-22 12:00:30 AM
To be fair you get more honest information from shirtless pictures of him than you can from his budget.
 
2012-10-22 12:02:19 AM

fusillade762: To be fair you get more honest information from shirtless pictures of him than you can from his budget.


This
 
2012-10-22 12:25:44 AM
There were spikes in searches for "McCain life expectancy" after Sarah Palin was named as his vice presidential candidate; ditto for the day after Palin's famous interview with Katie Couric.

I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there
 
2012-10-22 12:43:24 AM
Wouldn't about half of those be for the Photoshop fodder?

I mean, I've Googled it, but only to 'shop Shake Weights and the like into the picture.
 
2012-10-22 12:47:37 AM
Dont bother. Its called "Path to Prosperity" and it repeals Obamacare, turns Medicaid over to the states, turns Medicare into a voucher program, and tort reform for the poor doctors. Heritage Foundation loves it.
 
2012-10-22 12:48:22 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: Wouldn't about half of those be for the Photoshop fodder?

I mean, I've Googled it, but only to 'shop Shake Weights and the like into the picture.


That's actually a very interesting thought. If only there were some way to filter the results for legit searches vs pics for hilarious photoshop fodder. That would be cool to see.
 
2012-10-22 12:50:44 AM
I'm sure someone has said or made something like this before, but this got me thinking of that horrible photo set and I threw this together.

s11.postimage.org
 
2012-10-22 12:51:09 AM
Doesn't make me weep, but it is annoying that Obama is neck in neck in the polls with the people's forgotten memories about how much the Republican party farked this country up from 2001 to the present.
 
2012-10-22 12:55:14 AM
How about searches for "Paul Ryan headless"?
 
2012-10-22 12:56:03 AM
 
2012-10-22 12:56:38 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: How about searches for "Paul Ryan headless"?



fixed for redundancy
 
2012-10-22 12:59:39 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: GIS Palin shirtless NSFW


Fapfapfapfap
 
2012-10-22 01:02:35 AM

ThatDarkFellow: I'm sure someone has said or made something like this before, but this got me thinking of that horrible photo set and I threw this together.

[s11.postimage.org image 320x489]


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-22 01:05:21 AM

ThatDarkFellow: I'm sure someone has said or made something like this before, but this got me thinking of that horrible photo set and I threw this together.

[s11.postimage.org image 320x489]


My god. That man does not have a single cell in his body that doesn't scream "DOUCHEBAG!"
 
2012-10-22 01:06:34 AM
As for the Sarah Palin - search for Fellucia Blow - Cappuccino.

Thank me later.
 
2012-10-22 01:07:14 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: How about searches for "Paul Ryan headless"?


I got all 6 Exorcist movies. And they just keep Getting FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME.

*breathing heavy*
 
2012-10-22 01:08:48 AM

bagfed: Dont bother. Its called "Path to Prosperity" and it repeals Obamacare, turns Medicaid over to the states, turns Medicare into a voucher program, and tort reform for the poor doctors. Heritage Foundation loves it.


Tort reform, which pretty much ensures that you don't get nearly enough to make up for whatever the negligent doctor did to fark you up.

/also I thought Medicaid was already run by the states?
 
2012-10-22 01:14:33 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: GIS Palin shirtless NSFW


*fap*
 
2012-10-22 01:16:15 AM
It's all the Romnesia and Paulzheimers - shiat so stupid you forget about the voter fraud, Tagg/Bi/Bim/Bapp's farkery with voting machines, the pants-shredding nonsense over women's rights or proposing to kill kids if they misbehave.
 
2012-10-22 01:18:46 AM

Znuh: It's all the Romnesia and Paulzheimers - shiat so stupid you forget about the voter fraud, Tagg/Bi/Bim/Bapp's farkery with voting machines, the pants-shredding nonsense over women's rights or proposing to kill kids if they misbehave.


How do they ever find time to advocate slavery?
 
2012-10-22 01:23:55 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: ThatDarkFellow: I'm sure someone has said or made something like this before, but this got me thinking of that horrible photo set and I threw this together.

[s11.postimage.org image 320x489]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x617]


i.imgur.com 

/q&d
//rather not fond of myself at the moment
 
2012-10-22 01:35:26 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-22 01:36:19 AM

spamdog: As for the Sarah Palin - search for Fellucia Blow - Cappuccino.

Thank me later.


thank you. NSFW: http://www.fullyporn.com/search/?qs=fellucia

large assortment Fellucia including cappucino.

i've seen her work before (of course, fapfapfap). fapfapfap.

bless her heart and her enthusiasm.
 
2012-10-22 01:49:57 AM

whidbey: Doesn't make me weep, but it is annoying that Obama is neck in neck in the polls with the people's forgotten memories about how much the Republican party farked this country up from 2001 to the present.


That's because you still think people are smart and sane.
 
2012-10-22 01:52:51 AM

Gyrfalcon: whidbey: Doesn't make me weep, but it is annoying that Obama is neck in neck in the polls with the people's forgotten memories about how much the Republican party farked this country up from 2001 to the present.

That's because you still think people are smart and sane.


The odds appear to be 50/50.

Not sure if that's a full or half-empty glass.
 
2012-10-22 01:53:06 AM
Do I...do I want to see him shirtless?

/although I've seen Obama shirtless and the man is fine
 
2012-10-22 01:54:38 AM
That's the problem. If the GOP candidate picks a pretty running mate for VP, it usually doesn't go very well.
 
2012-10-22 01:55:03 AM

whidbey: Doesn't make me weep, but it is annoying that Obama is neck in neck in the polls with the people's forgotten memories about how much the Republican party farked this country up from 2001 to the present.


Considering that most polls are heavily biased in favour of creating an imaginary horse race, I highly doubt that it's even remotely as close-cut as it seems to be.
 
2012-10-22 01:55:51 AM

maxwellton: That's the problem. If the GOP candidate picks a pretty running mate for VP, it usually doesn't go very well.


True enough. Joe might be one hell of a handsome sonofabiatch, but the past 4 years have been a roller coaster ride at best.
 
2012-10-22 01:58:03 AM

KrispyKritter: spamdog: As for the Sarah Palin - search for Fellucia Blow - Cappuccino.

Thank me later.

thank you. NSFW: http://www.fullyporn.com/search/?qs=fellucia

large assortment Fellucia including cappucino.

i've seen her work before (of course, fapfapfap). fapfapfap.

bless her heart and her enthusiasm.


ack! Please don't use the Link i provided. My sincere apologies. Turns out it just jumps to other sites.
truly sorry.
 
2012-10-22 01:58:10 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: whidbey: Doesn't make me weep, but it is annoying that Obama is neck in neck in the polls with the people's forgotten memories about how much the Republican party farked this country up from 2001 to the present.

Considering that most polls are heavily biased in favour of creating an imaginary horse race, I highly doubt that it's even remotely as close-cut as it seems to be.


Well I guess i just expected a lot more "WTF?" over Romney. Apparently, it's more like "oh cool, someone who really CAN run this country like a business. We need that. Everything's about money. Everything. And good derp to you, Citizen."
 
2012-10-22 02:03:39 AM

whidbey: Well I guess i just expected a lot more "WTF?" over Romney. Apparently, it's more like "oh cool, someone who really CAN run this country like a business. We need that. Everything's about money. Everything. And good derp to you, Citizen."


Like I've said in the past, 40% of the country would vote for Saddam Satan bin Vader-Hitler (R) over a black Democrat. When it comes to the 60% with an IQ higher than their shoe size, though, there has been a lot of WTFing. It just doesn't get much news coverage because it doesn't pull in ratings.
 
2012-10-22 02:08:59 AM

whidbey: Well I guess i just expected a lot more "WTF?" over Romney. Apparently, it's more like "oh cool, someone who really CAN run this country like a business. We need that. Everything's about money. Everything. And good derp to you, Citizen."


There's a lot of "WTF?" over Romney. While watching a news piece over the debates, and just how horrible Obama is, my dad got angrier and angrier before standing up and saying "It's like that book 1984" and storming out. This was from a man who has dropped the n word as often as he says the word damn for the past 65 years, and he voted for Obama in 08 and will again this year. the republicans have gotten so crazy they made a racist not just vote for, but proudly vote for, a black guy.

Now my best friends wife who is a die hard conservative with tons of Romney signs in their yard was upset last summer when she couldn't find a QRay wellness bracelet at the bass pro shop. see her cousin said it cured his leg pain, so it must work.
 
2012-10-22 02:10:07 AM

spamdog: As for the Sarah Palin - search for Fellucia Blow - Cappuccino.

Thank me later.


It sucks that I already knew about Fellucia Blow before you made this post.

/big fan
 
2012-10-22 02:10:24 AM
Googled 9 times more that



Was it good for you,subby/ette?
 
2012-10-22 02:19:24 AM

log_jammin: whidbey: Well I guess i just expected a lot more "WTF?" over Romney. Apparently, it's more like "oh cool, someone who really CAN run this country like a business. We need that. Everything's about money. Everything. And good derp to you, Citizen."

There's a lot of "WTF?" over Romney. While watching a news piece over the debates, and just how horrible Obama is, my dad got angrier and angrier before standing up and saying "It's like that book 1984" and storming out. This was from a man who has dropped the n word as often as he says the word damn for the past 65 years, and he voted for Obama in 08 and will again this year. the republicans have gotten so crazy they made a racist not just vote for, but proudly vote for, a black guy.

Now my best friends wife who is a die hard conservative with tons of Romney signs in their yard was upset last summer when she couldn't find a QRay wellness bracelet at the bass pro shop. see her cousin said it cured his leg pain, so it must work.


Haven't seen much of you 'round these parts.
 
2012-10-22 02:22:11 AM

propasaurus: Haven't seen much of you 'round these parts.


I needed a break. not sure if I still need one.
 
2012-10-22 02:22:17 AM

propasaurus: Haven't seen much of you 'round these parts.


Was thinking the same thing. Apparently, he survived Cleveland, judging from his quip last night.
 
2012-10-22 02:23:59 AM
Twitt can't do politics! He SUCKED as Governor of Massachusetts! Why is that not the end of the story, here? No one in MA is voting for the sob. He keeps lying about having balanced the budget, whereas he left a nearly 1 billion dollar deficit! He takes credit for improvements to education that were the result of a lot of slogging for many years by others before him! He calls the students who benefited from the system "my kids"! He's a complete slimeball!

And why does he always walk as if he is having a colonoscopy?

Pall Ryan? A soulless idiot without a conscience. He's capable of stringing sentences together in a way that someone who didn't speak English might mistake for coherency. Imagine him as president.

"Mitt visited that poor car accident victim family and you know what? He sacrificed a lot out of his $200m fortune and said he'd pay for college for the two boys. MITT DOESN'T TALK ABOUT THIS! HE IS FAR TOO HUMBLE, PIOUS, AND GALLANT! He only instructs me to do it on his behalf. He only wrote that part of my speech. Oh, and even though government doesn't create jobs and we want smaller government, look to us to create jobs. We override all notions of logic and rationality and progress and common sense. We are the ambiguously fey duo."

Screw you and your unimpressive physique, LYIN' RYAN. Go suck down some raw eggs.
 
2012-10-22 02:24:38 AM
That's just because somebody needed a picture to troll a Fark thread.
 
2012-10-22 02:25:06 AM

whidbey: Was thinking the same thing. Apparently, he survived Cleveland, judging from his quip last night.


Cleveland?
 
2012-10-22 02:26:58 AM
His face is very pointy - his nose, his ears, his chin. Is this the male equivalent of "sharp knees"? If so, call me Studman 'cause I think this guy is ...well...troll doll looking.
 
2012-10-22 02:29:53 AM

gadian: His face is very pointy - his nose, his ears, his chin. Is this the male equivalent of "sharp knees"? If so, call me Studman 'cause I think this guy is ...well...troll doll looking.


i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-22 02:33:19 AM

Fluorescent Testicle:
[i49.tinypic.com image 749x270]


Well, that does explain quite a bit.
 
2012-10-22 03:07:03 AM
The only thing that might make me want to weep for this country is if they are stupid enough to reelect this fail of a President.
 
2012-10-22 03:12:09 AM
Oh look, YELLOL is derping again.
Guess it isn't news anymore.
 
2012-10-22 03:13:38 AM
Has cman gotten more tolerable lately? Before you were just a troll, now you are a troll with a brain.
 
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