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(Huffington Post)   Teacher injured by plot of 'Piranha 4'   ( divider line
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2012-10-21 05:35:22 PM
2012-10-21 05:55:39 PM  
Glanced at the article URL and saw "...teacher-fish-injured-nipples-high-school...".

I was so excited at first....
2012-10-21 06:14:22 PM  
Teacher carping about taking a mackerel in the mullet?

Only in Florida.
2012-10-21 07:47:09 PM
2012-10-21 07:53:30 PM  
2012-10-21 07:54:06 PM  
With God as my witness, I thought mackerel could fly.
2012-10-21 07:55:49 PM  
I worked on Piranha 3DD, It will forever be known as my summer of boobs.
2012-10-21 07:56:11 PM  
Was the amusing tag hit with a fish?
2012-10-21 08:03:04 PM  
Death the Destroyer of Worlds : Was the amusing tag hit with a fish?

Or the Florida tag.
2012-10-21 08:03:05 PM  
First raw chicken
Now Fish
What's next?
2012-10-21 08:05:46 PM  
Im sure the cops used their batons to beat as well as sodomize the fish when he clammed up.
2012-10-21 08:06:07 PM  
No one expects the Spanish Mackerel.
2012-10-21 08:16:44 PM  
Shouldn't that be 3DDD or 3E?
2012-10-21 08:27:49 PM  
the victim and school resource officer Cpl. Jim Brown deduced that a bird must have dropped its lunch when the assailant got wriggly.

Yup. I was two feet away from being beaned by a huge bream when an osprey dropped it in Orlando, and another time with the headless corpse of a pigeon that had apparently been dropped by a hawk or falcon. Those birds are vicious and accurate as hell, but sometimes their grip isn't so good.
2012-10-21 08:28:10 PM  
No enchovies, please.
2012-10-21 08:31:27 PM  
So it was a smackerel?
2012-10-21 08:41:05 PM  
Confused Piranha with Shark Attack but I'll link to this anyway.
2012-10-21 08:41:24 PM  
Does this story involve Jerry O'Connell's peeler?
2012-10-21 08:42:58 PM  
I seriously doubt she yelled "holy mackerel."
2012-10-21 08:43:48 PM  


2012-10-21 08:48:19 PM  
We're gonna need a bigger thread.
2012-10-21 08:58:53 PM  
If only there were a tag for these sorts of stories.
2012-10-21 09:00:56 PM  
Salmon Chanted Evening.
2012-10-21 09:04:12 PM  
As a graduate of Naples High School I say, "Good Catch!"
2012-10-21 09:15:43 PM  
The injury gave her a headache and left her feeling ichthy.
2012-10-21 09:16:04 PM  

nirwana: Salmon Chanted Evening.

What sole.
2012-10-21 09:19:57 PM  
When asked why he let it happen, God said "For the halibut."
2012-10-21 09:20:07 PM  
Good thing she wasn't looking up, or she'd have been a different urban legend.
2012-10-21 09:23:22 PM  

DBrandisNC: I worked on Piranha 3DD, It will forever be known as my summer of boobs.

Ah, so I can bring my complaint to you and you can pass it on. Why in the holy living fark was that movie not an hour and a half of Danielle Panabaker and Katrina Bowden tongue-farking each other?! Now that's a fish story I want to see.

/Not as good as the first, but still better than it got credit for.
//The Weinsteins used to be great at marketing. What the fark happened?
///Couldn't care less about the actual topic of the thread.
2012-10-21 09:46:23 PM  
I don't write it, I just light it.
2012-10-21 09:49:09 PM  

DBrandisNC: I worked on Piranha 3DD, It will forever be known as my summer of boobs.

That movie killed Gianna Michaels. I will forever hate it.

/and for being a god-awful movie in general
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