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(ABC News)   Two things are certain on Halloween: Sugar overdose, and these people   ( divider line
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2012-10-21 04:40:24 PM  
5 votes:
#9 - People who can't count to nine.
2012-10-21 08:00:16 PM  
3 votes:
I was late getting my costume last year. All they had left was a ballerina outfit and a bishop's Miter and Crozier

I went as Archbishop Desmond Tutu..
2012-10-21 04:50:37 PM  
3 votes:


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/8 is not 9
2012-10-21 08:31:28 PM  
2 votes:
I'm going as "Sexy Penn State coach" this year.
2012-10-21 07:34:00 PM  
2 votes:
Yo dawg...I heard you like lists, so we put links to lists in between your list.
2012-10-21 06:33:15 PM  
2 votes:

BlippityBleep: what is this year's 'too soon' costume going to be, anyway?

Windows 8?
2012-10-21 05:59:45 PM  
2 votes:

mediablitz: This guy shows up every damn year...

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Of course he does. You did Nazi that coming?
2012-10-21 05:42:24 PM  
2 votes:
9. people who get pissed off that Halloween villages are built in their living rooms by their spouses.
2012-10-21 04:56:56 PM  
2 votes:
#9 - - Me sitting at home watching horror movies while drinking.

With the porch light off.
2012-10-21 10:08:44 PM  
1 vote:
A couple of years ago, I was trolling the Goodwill for costume components with a friend, and found blue sweatpants and yellow flip flops. I added a white, sleeveless men's undershirt (commonly known as a "wifebeater") and a faux gold medallion on a chain. I spoke in a gruff voice all night and made ignorant comments about how horny I was and how I knew all the ladies wanted me, occasionally berating an invisible giant talking milkshake and carton of french fries.

/Sexy Carl didn't quite have the right ring to it.
//Hot Carl sounded much better.
2012-10-21 08:53:48 PM  
1 vote:
I'm making my own crazy costume and going as a stereotype to a party full of people towards whom the stereotype is directed. I might get my ass kicked. But it will be worth it.
2012-10-21 07:58:19 PM  
1 vote:

p51d007: Halloween is for CHILDREN!
When adults get all dressed up, it's just an excuse to get drunk and act like idiots.

I bet you're a blast at parties.
2012-10-21 07:15:23 PM  
1 vote:

p51d007: Halloween is for CHILDREN!
When adults get all dressed up, it's just an excuse to get drunk and act like idiots.

better plan all week, better plan all month, better plan all year
2012-10-21 07:10:02 PM  
1 vote:

p51d007: Halloween is for CHILDREN!
When adults get all dressed up, it's just an excuse to get drunk and act like idiots.

Didn't get invited to the party again?
2012-10-21 06:49:16 PM  
1 vote:

p51d007: Halloween is for CHILDREN!
When adults get all dressed up, it's just an excuse to get drunk and act like idiots.

Why do you suck so much? Seriously, lighten up, Francis.
2012-10-21 06:47:27 PM  
1 vote:

frestcrallen: women, they're a chance to capitalize on every sexual fetish in the book

geeze, if that's what they want, they could call me anytime during the year.
2012-10-21 06:25:04 PM  
1 vote:
I stay home and give kids candy. Way more fun than doing what I do every other night of the year and having to dress up to do it.
2012-10-21 06:25:02 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-21 06:02:04 PM  
1 vote:
I don't care if anyone gets it I'm going as the Doppler effect.
2012-10-21 06:02:04 PM  
1 vote:
The actual #9 from "The Frisky":

9. The person who got drunk and took off all the identifying parts of their costume. Now they're just wearing a brown leotard and novelty teeth and muttering about how much they love everyone. Very unsettling.

ABC News fails on so many counts....


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Apparently it's a thing to dress up like Gallagher and Young Einstein and go as a couple.
2012-10-21 05:53:52 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-21 05:45:18 PM  
1 vote:
This guy shows up every damn year...

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2012-10-21 05:43:59 PM  
1 vote:
Subby surprised me. I thought it was going to be about douchebags handing out "The Dangers of Satan's Birthday" tracts.

/I am NOT disappoint
2012-10-21 05:37:48 PM  
1 vote:
#9 drove off with some kid...

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2012-10-21 05:32:56 PM  
1 vote:

buckler: Didn't Brueghel already do one?

That would be one hell of a Halloween party, just saying.
2012-10-21 05:29:51 PM  
1 vote:
#10 - Goth men and women who are dressed how they usually look, just to humor the experience at being at a party where they are considered ,normal,!
2012-10-21 05:28:56 PM  
1 vote:

whidbey: "I'm a serial killer," he'll say. "We look just like regular people."

good one good one

//stealing that

From Addam's Family? About 21 years out of date.

/Really, fark, it's been 21 YEARS???
2012-10-21 05:24:57 PM  
1 vote:
#10 - the snarky asshole web blogger who judges people who dress up and act funny on halloween, but not the way I dress up and act funny on halloween
2012-10-21 04:53:22 PM  
1 vote:
dissapoint disappoint.
//Two, two spelling errors. Ah, ah, ah
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